A Ninja Named Frank
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Name: Maybe I'll tell you in a million years...maybe.

Age: What are you a stalker?

Gender: How many girls do you know that are named Frank?

Personality: What an intersting question what's yours like?

Favorite Bands: Senses Fail, My Chemical Romance, Wierd Al Yankovich, Breaking Benjamin.

Favorite Songs: Slow Dance, Martini Kiss, Famous Last Words, Cancer, The Night Santa Went Crazy, Elmos Got A Gun, Dance With The Devil, Blow Me Away.

And that's all you potential stalkers are gonna get on me, oh and did I mention I like to collect guns...BIG guns. That is all thank you.

95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Help The Bunny Effort. Paste A Bunny Today!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers have tried/are on pot. If you’re part of the 2 who hasn’t/aren’t, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, and want things like this to stop then copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.


I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound!

I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse my name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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