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Author has written 20 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Loveless, Final Fantasy VII, Prince of Tennis, Kingdom Hearts, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, and Halo.
Hello all! King of Loose Pages here bringing you a symphony of confusion! It should be pretty easy so don’t despair. I suppose I should get on with telling all of you fan girls and boys what my favorite things are, eh? Though you aren’t MY fans so I don’t see why I should bother!! Misc. is just general.
I like crossovers, almost any kind of crossover so long as Harry ends up leaving the wizarding world for a while. The typical Hogwarts gets a little boring you know? So my fics react accordingly and Harry finds himself stumbling through a lot of inter-dimensional portals. Not all of them are crossovers though…just most of the ones I’ve posted.
I write almost any pairing, if you can’t find yours ask and I’ll probably consider it.
I don’t post a story unless it has more than five chapters already written so don’t worry to much about updates being slow, yet, and if I'm coming up on the end with a block of angry writer-less-ness I'll warn you. If you're looking for good stories though, look up Serpent in the Shadows, Kirallie, AbeoUmbra, Lyn908, or Copper Vixen. They all have amazing stories with some length to them!
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi
Chapter 10 Lemon is in Puppies of a Feather
Chapter 36 Lemon is in Puppies of a Feather
The Kings Loose Pages
A chibi pic of Shurachi from Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by Lemo
A picture of Shurachi from Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by Nuitari-winter-night
Another super cute pic of Shura-chan by Nuitari-winter-night, but this time with Doku!!!!
QUESTS FROM THE KING
-Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover
Harry gets arrested, make up your own reason why, but escapes before he can be sent to Azkaban. Somehow he finds his way to the Hidden Countries and ends up working as a lone Jack of all Trades for hire. He ends up eventually being hired to work with someone from Akatsuki on a mission that needs his specific skills. Meanwhile, in the wizarding world, people are frantically searching for their savior because of the looming threat of a dark lord. The rest is for you to figure out.
-The person from Akatsuki can be Deidara, but it doesn’t have to be. Just the pairing.
-Can have an animagus form
-If Voldemort is dead, another dark lord HAS to take his place
-Try not to make Harry a weak uke, strive for a strong seme, but if you can’t don’t make him weak
Let me know if you take up this challenge so I can read your amazing story!!
-Harry’s animagus form must be summoned into an alternate dimension in place of a demon
-It must be a dangerous animagus form that is uncommon i.e. try to be creative with it
-Can be a crossover, but put the story in the other show/book/etc. unless Harry Potter world eventually has a major role
-Harry must be dom
- Harry must be considered an “ancient” being when the bulk of the story happens unless it’s a prequel to real story
-Harry must be powerful, but not God Like
-Harry Potter/ Halo 3
-Harry/Master Chief/The Arbiter(The Arbiter is optional but preferred)
-At the end of Halo 3, after the credits, Master Chief and Cortana are seen drifting toward Onyx, a Forerunner Shield planet that they would run to if they had to activate Halo. They crash land their and Harry comes across the wreckage. Harry, sensing Cortana somehow, retrieves her and then manages to remove Master Chief from cryo. Unfortunately, Master Chief is injured and so Harry removes his suit and takes care of him for a number of days. In that time, he also manages to make Cortana a temporary port which she can sustain herself in. Through her, he learns about what happened to put the Master Chief in such a condition.
-Harry can be the only person on the planet, as he is "immortal" for some reason or another. However, he doesn't have to be.
-It is, of course, Slash.
-This can either be a "Help Master Chief get back to Earth and in the process fall in love." kind of story, a "Learn to survive on this new planet until someone finds the distress beacon" kind of story.
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by Tessa Stone (Webcomic)
Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series by LK Hamilton
Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
Dragonriders Of Pern by Anne McCaffrey
Vampire Maker by Michael Schiffelbein
The Pit Dragon Trilogy by Jane Yolen
PET PEEVES AND BELIEFS
People who do not spell-check their work. I am not going to read a story that requires a dictionary, a magnifying glass, a mirror, and encryption technology. Hell, they have free spell-checking online. Use it! This also includes incorrect cannon spellings.
If you have started talking about a fanfiction as if it were cannon, put this in your profile.
You. The netspeak addict.
98 of fanfiction writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2 that wants to punch 'em, PUNCH THEM, WHATCHA WAITING FOR.
Help End Homophobia Now!
I read this and cried, because I have held my crying brother when his partners decide they don't want to be gay anymore and take it out on him.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Okay guys, don't hate me for this but...
Hahaha!! My older brother posted this, but I thouht it was funny enough to post here too so you all could see it!!
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,
"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is
This confuses the little boy so he asks,
"Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks,
"Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
I’m sarcastic, I’m cynical, I’m pessimistic, I'm cruel, I'm jaded, I would rather watch a person be run over by a bulldozer than watch one bulldoze a tree, I despise the mass of the Human Race, My singing sounds like a dying rabbit yet I still vocalize in musical form, and I support ones right to be gay if they choose to be. Strange that of these vocally expressed traits, people only bitch about the last one.
"Madam Pompfrey smiled and left the area, heading for her office, and Seveus drifted away, muttering something about having marking to do. Sirius shifted to Padfoot and curled up in a black ball under the bed to sleep. The day grew brighter, crested at noon, and then shadows began to lengthen and grow." - from Blood Mage (harry Potter) by Simplicity Is Bliss
The imagery in these few lines was enough that I didn't even have to think about what I was reading to see the shift of time. It's actually what made me go back and reread it. I was just skimming through when the image of shadows changing across the hospital wing crept through my mind. You should check it out.
"And through the glass, I saw Quatre….staring awestruck for a moment, then opening the book he held, and reading what I had written:
“To Quatre, the man who gave me the shirt off his back, and stole my heart. Let’s make the next meeting happen on purpose,” And then I had scrawled my phone number and apartment, and I let the day end the same way it had begun: with a book, and a chance meeting I knew would result with something much more." -from Carpe Diem (Gundam Wing) by Dentelle-noir
'I was looking for something to cheer me up, because I've been feeling rather down lately, and this story was just the thing I needed. Those are the final lines and they put me back in the theatrical mood I'd lost after not making the Auditions for 110 in the Shade.
“I’m sorry, Minerva,” he said at last, with genuine disappointment. “But you have unfortunately been branded from Sorting with the red and gold of Gryffindor.”
“I suppose saying ‘go to hell’ would be unprofessional.”
Snape shrugged. “When has a Hogwarts teacher ever been professional?”
“Too true,” she said shortly. “But seriously, Severus, you can’t possibly expect me to—”
“Minerva, it takes a Gryffindor a year to solve a puzzle. Your graduating class has a tradition of wearing robes declaring ‘Dare me. I am Gryffindor’ on the back. This is a job for a Slytherin.”
“…Severus, last year’s graduating class of Slytherins wore badges saying, if I recall correctly, ‘All your dark corners are belong to us.’”
“…‘Gryffindor. Because thinking beforehand is overrated.’”
She glared. It was not on par with previous glares against (on various occasions) Filch, Quirrel, Dumbledore or the Weasley twins, but it was a terrifying thing nonetheless. “And your own graduating class,” she continued loudly, pretending he hadn’t spoken, “wore hats with silver sequin covered velvet snakes wrapped around them that hissed ‘kill him, he’s not one of ours’ whenever faced with a student wearing the colours of another House.” - from A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard
Okay. There is so much goodness in this story that it would be impossible for me to list it all. So I put on of my many favourite quotes from it up and hope you will go read the brilliance of it all.
"He was Albus Dumbledore! Ready to leap from building to building, able to pour cups of tea to thousands of acne suffering teens, capable of reflecting your spells back at you faster than a speeding bludger, able to avoid more than one thousand eight hundred and sixty two questions a minute with the assistance of only a bowl of lemon drops! His one weakness? He cannot build monorails. How could anyone question his genius?" - from Abandon Ship by Semika
Oh man, Monorails. xD This just made me laugh so hard, it seriously made my headache feel better!
"RAITO! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MULTI-FLAVORED SKITTLE! NOW OPEN UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW, YOU MAN-BITCH!"-from Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu
"I know, I don't know how this happened. I was in hell and Harry came and then I was in the basement." Dean answered and Sam's eyes went wide. - from In the Arms of an Angel by kirallie
"In a world where vampires didn't glitter under the sun, nor did their eyes change colour depending on their diet, nor did they find human sustenance so completely unbearable, Carlisle found himself sitting at a window seat in the local café, doctor's fingers curled gracefully around a steaming cup of joe that smelled and felt much better than it could ever taste." - from Ballad of Old What'sHisName by salty-sarah
"I always knew the French were a bunch of weirdoes. I beat up their countrymen and they give me a medal?" -from The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN
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