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It's Better to Have Loved and Lost by An Aspiring Author reviews
AU Marauder Era Times are dark and growing darker, but the antics and drama of Lily, James and friends provide a beam of light and hope. Join them on their journey through Hogwarts 7th yr and beyond as they learn about what it is to love laugh and lose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 337,140 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Mountain Guards by Malicean reviews
"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair." Love… not exactly. Despair… like hell! 2010 MEFA Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2006
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
The Battle of Brimstone Hill by Arquenniel reviews
“We've each left our mark...on the other.” Captain Sparrow has just been cruelly branded by Cutler Beckett. He must make a daring escape. But Fate loves playing tricks on our beloved swashbuckler and she is about to do her very worst...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Gwin's Mildly Entertaining Version of Events by Duckweed reviews
Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2005
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
So Sue Me: Self Inserts at World's End by Isaviel Snape reviews
A magic compass sends two girls to a world where pirates face extinction and find themselves in the middle of the battle for the open seas and their own freedom. They're mad, coz THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL. R&R MarySueParody WTxOC & JNxOC COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,410 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Will T., James N. - Complete
The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Making Promises by numbah 1 HPFan reviews
Remus Lily and Keena r on their way to defeating Avada Kedavra. Will they find the spell that protects life? What will they do if they find it? fuller summary inside! PART 3 after Blind Secrets reviews welcome! nxt stry is Promises 2 Secrets,Secrets 2 Lie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Last of the Moon People by Cormallen reviews
A mysterious stranger rides into Rivendell, carrying a heavy burden. She is the last of her kind and has travelled far, to come and see where her role will fit into the jigsaw of defeat against the evil of Sauron. A Parody. One Shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Legolas Loves a Mortal Wangst Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
I think the title says it all...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Consulting Centurion reviews
Darkness veils the heavens. And out of the darkness. Come the fey folk. Another poem about faeries.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
The Fey Folk Dance by Consulting Centurion reviews
Under the sweet celestial skies. An innate rhythm drives us by its own accord. Hearts beat faster. Voices rise higher. We are moved by fantastic jubilation. We dance the fey folk dance. Poem bout faeries.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Mary Sues of Middle Earth by Agent Motiel reviews
Ever get annoyed with Mary Sues? This is a collection of all the different types of the creatures so you can avoid them. Learn exactly what makes them so darn annoying! Now with the new and improved Ravarastwinklet... oh, forget it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad by Sierra Charm reviews
Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 509,357 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Plan by JennyD18 reviews
Lily Evans has always hated James Potter, but as their final year at Hogwarts starts, Lily begins to see a change in him she likes. Is it real, or is it all just apart of James's plan? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,277 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Few Detentions and A Story by Io.sono.Emilia reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans are both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're about to have an interesting year, complete with detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter, in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe sort out their feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 161,527 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily the Waitress by An Aspiring Author reviews
Six months ago Lily Evans left the world of wizards behind. Now she is a muggle waitress in her cousin's restaurant. Though everything changes when some old friends come to dine. LJ COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Gotta Love the Marauders by same.blue.sky reviews
They say that, when you die, your life will flash before your eyes. Let's make ours worth watching. [New title and summary!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,095 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Blind Secrets by numbah 1 HPFan reviews
Kaily has gone back 21 years to the time of the Marauders Dumbledore said she can't change the future but how can she just watch? summary stinks... SEQUAL to A Witch's Story Please R&R! story COMPLETE! NEXT IN SERIES is Making Promises!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,260 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Tossed Aside by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Nanao is wounded in battle, the trust between Nanao and her captain is put to the test and Nanao's carefully set limits are continuously breached. Nanao is determined to keep her distance, but fate is determined to close the gap. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,502 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Lexie-H reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, the Marauders have set loose on the castle, a fact which promises to make seventh year the most memorable of them all! LJ romance, laughs and generally a lot of fun... check it out! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,763 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
The Mysterious Master by An Aspiring Author reviews
“We caught them wandering outside Master,” said a Slytherin seventhyear as she and her associate shoved the four Marauders into a dimly lit chamber of Hogwarts.The one called ‘Master’ was sitting up on a dais in a highbacked leather chair. The Master was
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Anniversary by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Oneshot. The twelve months following V's death, as Evey picks up the pieces and comes to terms with the fact that he's gone forever. Or is he?
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
All Lined Up and Carrying Flowers by Duckweed reviews
Our favorite fire eater defends his family from a host of lovesick young men armed to the teeth with flowers. Oneshot, set before Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Roxane, Dustfinger - Complete
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete