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Joined 06-21-07, id: 1306104, Profile Updated: 04-02-09
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

About me: I have blonde hair, blue eyes and am roughly 5'6".

I'm fairly new to writing fanfiction, but definitely not new to reading it. I love the Harry Potter, South Park, and Stargate fandoms.

Harry/Draco is my OTP, and all I write, basically. I also love Remus/Sirius, Lily/James, basically anything Marauder era.

I've written Camping, Truth and Dare, and just finished In Times of War all of which are Harry/Draco.

I also wrote Social Rule B 991 which is Remus/Sirius, because I was inspired.

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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,763 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Red Sun Rising by Calai'di reviews
Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
A Contest of Equals by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Second Chance At Happiness by Roozette reviews
Two years after the final battle Harry Potter has endured devestating losses including his love Draco Malfoy. Then Hermione comes up with a plan go back to before the curse began and try again. A second chance at love, at happiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Painted Bodies, Painted Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is tired of it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Is Like A Box Of Bugs by Perivates reviews
...in that you never know what you're gonna get, and sometimes it comes out all gooey. A slowly growing collection of drabbles, just because I get struck with random ideas. StanKyle. Newest drabble: In Lieu of Ladders
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,365 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by eishi reviews
There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Comedy of Errors by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, ignores DH. Harry doesn’t know what he and Draco are doing together. That bothers him, sometimes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Psychometry by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, epilogue compliant, HPDM slash. Objects tell the story of a life. Or love, if you look closely enough. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret by Delu reviews
It was a secret. A quiet, hidden treasure that the two of them alone knew of. Dumbledore didn't know, their friends didn't know, no one but the two of them knew. And that was just how they wanted to keep it, too. Slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Tea Party Of Azkaban by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Shortly after Sirius’s escape, the occupants of Azkaban Prison get together for a little chat to discuss the latest goings on and the effect this will have on their PR. With tea, Bundt Cake and Pink Dementors. Not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 6,937 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Window by Summertime reviews
Tony wakes up alone in a locked room. Gradually, he creates his own way out, but when rescue finally comes, how can he reconcile what he sees with what he knows? Now, finally, complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,844 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
With A Kiss by Karina4 reviews
AU. On a balmy summer’s day, Draco asks his best friend, Harry, a very interesting question with even more interesting results. One Shot romance for Valentine’s - any shameless excuse for getting Harry and Draco together! :o)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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In Times of War reviews
In the third year of the war, Draco is discovered as a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. Snape brings him to Grimmauld Place for safety. But months of being locked in a house with Potter take their toll, and soon both boys are in over their heads.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,744 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Social Rule B 991 reviews
Sirius teaches Remus about Social Rule B 99.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Camping reviews
Harry and Draco go camping with their Quidditch team and are forced to share a tent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Truth or Dare reviews
During a night of house bonding, surprising secrets about Harry and Draco come to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete