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"Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner"
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Pg. 83 Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

As you can probally see I am a fan of Twilight but if you can't
I LOVE TWILIGHT!

You can thank ME lOVEY JAZZY for that she got me hooked on Twilight

Well here is some random stuff about me

Name: Is there a reason to know

Nickname: Caveman (don't ask) my friends chose it

Favorite Books: Twilight Saga and Harry Potter (both ME LOVEY JAZZY's doing)

Favorite Song: I don't have one I have many but to sum it up I like pop, rock, and music from certain movies

Friends: ME LOVEY JAZZY, GiGhearts, and Joyce

Favorite Colors:Green and Purple

Random Fact: I Love Legos! Whoo! Go Legos

Favorite Parings:

Twilight

Edward/Bella ( this couple is so sweet)

Jasper/Alice (Jasper does everything for Alice)

Emmett/Rosalie (Emmett hilarious)

Harry Potter

Harry/Hermione (Whoo! go Harmony)

Ron/Lavander (they go together)

Neville/Luna (this couple is cute)

Random Things I Say:

Whatcha Doing?

Aye Ya Eye!

Eep!

So?

Lol

Deviousness (yes its a word)

Awsomeness

Bubbles(Don't Ask)

So hows it going? Entertained with my awsome profile? jk It might be a while to the end. Sorry about that. Have fun and i feel for you.

If you think the TWILIGHT series will rule the universe one day copy this onto your profle!!

IF YOU AH-DORE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN JUST AS MUCH AS I DO COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ROCK IT!!

If you have the tendency to talk to yourself copy this onto your profile!!

IF YOU LIKE EXCLAMATION POINTS COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If, for any particular reason you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy this onto your profile!

IF UR AWESOME AND U KNOW IT COPY THIS ONTO UR PROFILE!!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (Yeah its okay if u didn’t get it you are not alone)

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, and would LAUGH if i ws completely DESTROYED copy and paste this to your profile (I don't have one!!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (o.o)

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !! i'm a smart person yay ARE YOU? Cpoy and pstae tihs otno yuor pofilre!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, DJizcool, ktkitty4, The Lion Loves his Lamb, Shiny Volvo Owner 20

98 percent of teenagers have either smoke pot or tried to smoke it. If your one of those 2 percent, copy and paste this to your profile

(='.'=) SUPPORT THE BUNNY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side! (We have cookies :D)

If you don't read what you copy and paste in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (LOL JK)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Bella for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath, copy and paste this into ur profile if you would be part of the 2 percent laughing ur head off.

If you've ever talked to/argued with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you think that turkey-bird thing should be admitted into rehab for his obsession to Coco Puffs, Copy &Paste this onto your profile

If you think Barney should stop stealing Fred's pebbles, Copy &Paste this onto your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (Jasper too! Why is there soooo much discrimation against him??)

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I am Proud you survived that. lol So that's that ttyl lol

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She didn't by evanne1 reviews
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Hermione hasn't read a book for two minutes. Ohmygoodnessgracious, let's all run around screaming like little Rons...uh, girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The light bulb by supersmileys reviews
ONESHOT. Hermione and Harry take Ron to the hardware store, so Ron can learn something incredibly difficult for the normal wizard....how to change a lightbulb.
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Surprise reviews
Emmett,Jasper, and Alice surprise a sick Bella on Halloween.
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