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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello Readers!

I am WordOfTheDay. I live in Japan. I like writing Naruto FanFics. I like writing short choppy nondescript sentences.

Current Stories

Naruto: A story loosely (LOOSELY) based off of the TV show Chuck. I've got the entire story planned out and outlined, just need to find the time to keep writing. Will not (NEVER) abandon.

Venia: A story that I had a lot of inspiration for... about a year ago. It seems I've lost the will to write this story, but who knows, I might find some inspiration somewhere. I don't think I will though, the plot had a lot of holes, and it needs massive reediting for it to work. Maybe someone will pick it up from me?


Patrol: Naruto defeated Akatsuki by himself and became immensely powerful and famous. He is accepted by much of the ninja population as they recognize his strength and his desire to protect his country. In spite of his many accomplishments, the people at the top have it in for him and he is sent to dangerous outpost duty at the border of Leaf and Sound with no hope of promotion due to 'emotional instability'. The War with sound has come to a temporary ceasefire as both sides (Konoha/Suna vs. Oto/Iwa/Kumo) rest and lick their wounds. A new Jounin Chui (using the order system below) is sent to Naruto's command. Despite his leadership ability, he is assigned to be a Jounin Taii of F (Fox) Company of Third Brigade, First Division, First Corps.

When his new Jounin Chui arrives, he is surprised to meet the next heir to the Hyuuga Clan, Hyuuga Hanabi. She expresses extreme adherence to order and a pompous attitude to boot. He is requested to watch over her on her first patrol to make sure she is able to break into her new position, but on that patrol, things go downhill as Sound decides to break the ceasefire and attack.

I've put a lot of thought into an idea of mine and here's the fruit of my labor.

I based the military of Konoha off of the United States Army structure and what I got was this:

The fighting force (without ANBU/Hunter) itself consists of 60,000 ninja's (Genin, Chuunin, and Jounin). This would be, in times of war, split into three corps. The First Corps, Second Corps, and the Third Corps. Each corps has 20,000 ninja.

The Army

First Corps, Second Corps, Third Corps

20,000 soldiers each

Commanded by Hokage

1st Corps

I Division, II Division, and III Division

7,000 soldiers, 7,000 soldiers, and 6,000 soldiers

Commanded by Rikugun Chujo (equivalent to Lieutenant General)

I Division

I Brigade and II Brigade

3,500 soldiers and 3,500 soldiers

Commanded by Rikugun Shosho (equivalent to Major General)

I Brigade

25 Companies (140 soldiers each)

Commanded by Rikugun Taisa (equivalent to Colonel)

A Company

7 Platoons (20 soldiers each)

Commanded by Rikugun Taii (equivalent to Captain)

First Platoon

14 Squads (10 soldiers each)

Commanded by Rikugun Chui (equivalent to First Lieutenant)

First Squad

10 Soldiers

Commanded by Gunso (equivalent to Sergeant)

These are just the first of each of each different type of soldiers. I skipped the battalion level because... I wanted to. If you noticed, I used the names of the positions from the Japanese Army (WW2). Evidently the Japanese Self Defense Force doesn't advertise it's personnel rankings. The grunts themselves have names too.

Private Second Class- Nitohei

Private First Class- Ittohei

Superior Private (Second in command of a squad to the Sergeant)- Jotohei

In my mind, I would make Genin (literally Low Level Ninja) equivalent to the positions of Nitohei to Jotohei. The Chuunin (Middle Level Ninja) equivalent to Gunso to Rikugun Chui. The Jounin would be every position after that. In order to define the position position of each Jounin, I would put the title after it. (e.g. Jounin Rikugun Taii) or just drop Jounin altogether and use their ranking.

In the manga/anime, the process of becoming a Jounin was never specified but it was hinted that it is an invitation only type promotion. I think that it would be much like Officer Training School in the US Military. If you show leadership capability, then you can be invited to have intensive leadership training and physical fitness training. After a year or so, you can graduate as a Jounin. The Officer Training School could be much like West Point. There are field promotions but those are rare. I'm planning on making a story using this structure and it's going to be a cool one.

For those of you who are curious, I dislike yaoi (it's unnatural) and I dislike lemons. Lemons are quickly becoming a staple of many Fanfics and it isn't a good thing to my eyes. I prefer, as one of my favorite authors put it, the boot scene. The couple walks into a room (or wherever it will go down) and the man takes off (or the woman can do it for him) his boot and later, he puts it back on! A quick and easy solution to a rather disturbing phenomenon. I prefer not to introduce sex into my stories as I find it... tasteless.

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Hunter X by baynard reviews
Suicide mission? Been there. Impossible task? Done that. Genin Academy?Wait...say what? This is what happens when you get demoted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,439 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10922 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Blood Mage by Black Forests reviews
After Itachi's betrayal, Naruto was more convinced than ever not to trust anyone again. What if he did? In a girl, he found his own reflection, of blood and chaos. Naruto/Hanabi. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Naruto Reloaded by Xzenith reviews
Post time skip. Naruto returns with new abilities only to be thrust into a world of exams, war, and battle. Eventual NaruxIno. First few chapters suck, but give it a chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,670 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Uzumaki Naruto: Alternate Beginnings by lithuvien reviews
Summary changed: A world where Naruto dreams of not being the Hokage, but leading a normal life, but with the Akatsuki loose, will that ever be possible? To achieve his dreams, Naruto must find out the answer to one thing - Where did the bijuu come from?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Fox Among the Leaves by Xeno-Freak reviews
What if the villagers were right? What if Uzumaki Naruto was not a human container, but truly the human form of the Demon Fox Kyuubi No Kitsune? How will our hero deal with the fact he is in fact a demon? How will Kohona handle harboring the most power
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
More than just friends? by Kjersti reviews
Their feelings are a secret. Not even they know what the other one is thinking. Will Allen realise he loves her in time ore will she be tired of waiting for him by then. AllenxLenalee..
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
The Forgotten by AGuyWhoUsedToWrite reviews
He was the product of a scientific experiment that should not have happened. Driven by a strong sense of hatred, a young Naruto was left alone to survive on his own during the final conclusions of the third shinobi war.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,692 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Blood Stained Kubikiri by KatonKageNaruto reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, with the will and strength of Haku and Zabuza, lives his life to fullfill his destiny, and take on the challenges he is bound to face. Darker Naruto, and expect major plot twists!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,563 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Repossession by demonicnargles reviews
The sequel to Possession. Naruto doesn't stay dead, if he died at all. Confused about morality and his own feelings, he tries to find his place in the world. What is he willing to give to get the peace he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
ButButWHAT? by Viperflamer reviews
Sakura left him, the village. She left it all never expecting to come back. But upon realizing her feelings she does come back only to find something unexpected. NaruIno no longer a twoshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Treason by The Skeptical Puck reviews
Chapter 2 up Naruto, exiled by the leaf, betrayed by the council, takes his vengeance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U.
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 646 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Naruto reviews
AU: Naruto is unable to become a ninja and his hopes are shattered. 12 years later, an appearance from Uchiha Itachi changes everything; having all of Konoha's secrets dumped into your brain tends to do that kind of thing. --not a xover-- R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Venia reviews
Entreri. A name that is feared throughout the shinobi nations, and one that is taken on by Naruto. Armed with two legendary blades and the powers of both Kyuubi and Shukaku, he will shape the world through his power.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,086 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U.