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Author has written 7 stories for Teen Titans.

Name: Shawn Wheeler
DoB: August 9th, 1985

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Finished Works/WIP - A little behind the scenes look at what I've done so far. Scroll down to actually read them.

Growing Up ("Lullaby" Nominated for Most Original FanFic at RBSU)
A group of one shots revolving around the married life of Garfield and Raven. Titled "Growing Up" because all stories held within will involve in some way the character of Rebecca Logan. This is going to work like Slaughterhouse Five, each chapter is going to take place at a different time in Becca's life. I think it'll be neat.

Tradition
Ah yes, the New Years quarters. I actually do this, it's something that my friend shared with me and the others in our group. His family has all kinds of strange little traditions, including a Christmas Shoe. So when I saw that RBSU was having a contest about New Years, this idea jumped right into my head! I hope you folks enjoy.

Test
My first story made just for the 100 word challenge (I snuck the other two in the list to make me look good). The word for this one was "67 percent". Which is equal to 80/120 when rounded, and is also a 'C'. I know most people depict Beast Boy as a little dumber than a 'C' or 'B' student... but come on. He's not all that stupid. The guy's hacked mainframes for crying out loud... Give him a break. At least he's always trying his best.

Fool (Winner of the Best Comedy FanFic Award at RBSU)
This story line isn't original, so please don't think it is. It's been done many times in shows ranging from MASH to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I really liked the idea of Beast Boy delving into paranoia, and especially liked that Raven was the cause of his discomfort without even trying. I'm happy that I wrote it, and although there are a few pacing problems, I am mostly content with it. I can't believe all those mistakes at the end snuck in though. Both me and my Beta-Reading sister thought it was clean. Clearly we were both drunk. I will improve in the future I hope

Down Came the Rain
First multi-word title! Huzzah! Ummm, I don't know why it went to chess. Maybe because I like chess? I have no other explenation. However, I do like this. A few of the jokes I wanted to make weren't made though and that makes me sad. This was entered as April's RBSU contest. The theme was April Showers.

Shaken
I dunno what made me write this or why. Thought came to me, and it worked out well for the 100 word challenge. The word was along the lines of Death. But I'm not about to kill off anyone, so a near death experience is the best I can muster.

The Devil and Garfield Logan
Based off of a handful of literary classics. Beast Boy sells his soul, and needs help from Raven in refuting the contract. Can the two of them beat the devil herself? Please, please give feedback on this one... I've been wanting to write it for so long.


Ideas - No promises, but these are thoughts in my head.

1. Sea of Strangers
Sometimes, stuff happens, people have to deal with it and who're you gonna call? Yep, that's right! It's a Ghostbusters tribute using the Titans! Prologue and first chapters are written, but I'm building a backlog before I start posting. Story will go up once I'm a ways through Chapter Three.

2. Songfic
That's the title of the story, not the type of story. You see, I HATE songfics... but I love music references just as much as TV and movie references. So, here's the gimmick. If I write this story, every line of dialogue will be a lyric from a different song. No promises on this. At all. If I do write it, it'll be a long time coming.


That's about all for this update I do believe.

Later Days;

Shawn 'the Unfunny Joke' Wheeler

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Loose Lips by RedWheeler reviews
Every year she was asked the one question that made her angry: Do you have a boyfriend yet? Yet? Well what else could she do to shut them up... Hilary just wished she hadn't spoken so soon, or said his name. Complete.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,736 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T.] - Complete
The Green Files by The Lady Bonny reviews
You know he is a Titan called Beast Boy but his real name is Garfield. You know he is green and tells jokes. You know there must be more to him than that...and you're right. A series of drabbles and oneshots about Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,533 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
One Hundred Ways by The Lady Bonny reviews
He laughs and says, “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” She rolls her eyes and says, “Must you?” [100 BBRae sentences]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Deadpan Love by Gwaihir10 reviews
Raven very calmly takes charge of a relationship with Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Stop me if you've heard this one by magisterquinn reviews
[AU]... A man walks into a bar... I've been watching too much stand up comedy. PG13 for sexual references in humor. BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Second Time Around by authormelanieray reviews
BJ was rough! He cussed! He was wild and he tried to marry her! But, it wasn't his fault? All BJ wanted was his best friend back! When Lydia starts to remember the past, how does she deal with what happened? Tie together with cartoon, THEN the movie!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Cheap Date by dr.evil99 reviews
Beast Boy finds that sharing can help heal even old wounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
He Thinks He's Elvis by KTHunter reviews
When Matt Logan Met Raven...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Pygmalion by Totentanz reviews
Cyborg bets Beast Boy that he can't rid Raven of her boring ways. What happens when he's got only six months, a rather annoyed halfdemon, and no idea on where to begin? What on earth did he get himself into? BBxRae, slight RobxStar
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,678 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
Taking Over Me by Schimelos reviews
One night, Raven can't sleep... so she decides to make some tea, but when she runs into Beast boy, something will happen that the two can never forget... please RR! FINISHED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Never Say Never by Coeus reviews
Beastboy, hoping she was mostly over her previous anger, spoke in a teasing voice. “You know what they say, Rae, 'Never say never'. Who knows, I might come up with a totally brilliant plan just to prove you wrong.”
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sometimes, Love Just Needs Less by Tammy Tamborine reviews
Everyone knows what happened to the Titans when Raven denied her fears, but what happened to her emotions? Well, it's about to happen again, but with denying a much more powerful emotion... BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Love is in the Air by Lilith St. James reviews
Pairing fic. BBRae StarRob CyJinx. Things r starting 2 get back 2 normal as Raven copes with Malchior's lies, but things get stirred up when a villain shows some different colors,& a mystery figure shows up inside the Tower.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,209 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Tamed by Wind Lane reviews
Raven and Beast Boy have been sent into special training to try and master the full scope of their powers. Both fight against the fear of their darkness within. They will struggle through this together, what will the results be? BBxRae. Completed.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,403 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Fan Mail by Chance Brown reviews
The Teen Titans get fan mail every week, and usually they revel in it, with the obvious exception of Raven. When the other Titans convince her to actually read through her mail for once she realizes that her biggest fan may be right under her nose. BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Christmas Story by Kat097 reviews
Its nearly Christmas and Raven is far from jolly. What has made her so antiChristmas? Will Beast Boy ever stop baking Christmas snacks? Will Starfire stop mourning the death of a tree? Raveast, StarRob and CyborgOC.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Miss Independent by Chibi1309 reviews
Songfic RaxBB StxRo - Raven gets a lesson in love...the hard way. Read and Review! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,608 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
From the Wreckage by RyokoJesseandFiend reviews
BBrae oneshot. some StarRob. Fluff. Raven can't sleep because of the loud storm outside. Enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
A Gift Of Love by FairDrea reviews
BB and Raven. The holiday season has Raven feeling down and a certain changling is hoping he can help open her eyes to see what she is missing...and open her heart to him. A lot of Christmasy fluff.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Complete
Temptation by Roxeant reviews
Raven and Beast Boy are off for a week in the woods! Relaxing, right? Not right. Lust isn't quite through yet! Can our favorite couple stop her? Oh, and if they do, will they actually have a tower to come back to?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2004
Comatose: Original by Susilo reviews
[RaeBB] Some people believe that those in a coma can hear everything around them. Beast Boy finds out that it's true the hard way. His situation alows him to realize just how imortant he is to those around him. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Trying To Remember You by Raven A. Star reviews
ONE-SHOT. Raven is injured and ends up with amnesia (doesn't remember the team or what they do), and she is acting very different from the way she normally does.... [dedicated to Change-of-Heart2]. [COMPLETED]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
An Empath's Burden by Demigod reviews
COMPLETE Raven's empathic abilities won't let her ignore Beastboy's grief over Terra. She must try to console him, but in the process, she finds that it's more than just empathy making her reach out to him. BBRaven COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,106 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Twisted Signals by Cielita reviews
Not everything is what it sounds like! BB and Raven are practicing their moves, but from outside the gym door, it sounds like a whole other workout. LOADED with double-entendre! BB and Raven pairing.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2004
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Growing Up reviews
No matter how old a child gets, parents remain parents.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy
The Devil and Garfield Logan reviews
Every contract can be contested in court, but can they beat the devil herself?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
Shaken reviews
From time to time, knocking on wood is the best you can do.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Down Came the Rain reviews
Sometimes it’s best to just make it up as you go along.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Fool reviews
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean there isn’t someone out to get you.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Test reviews
Sometimes you just need to know when to ask for help.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Tradition reviews
The spirit of a tradition can live on despite whatever small changes are made.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete