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Author has written 16 stories for Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Harvest Moon, Everlost, and Doctor Who.
I'm your average female teen who likes to read, write, and play around with fun concepts and wacky ideas. I'm obsessive, crazy, and don't even understand what I'm talking about half the time (but I expect you to). I spend about 50% of my time in school/doing homework, 20% of my time in a pool, 10% of my time on the internet, 25% of my time sleeping, and -5% writing. It works, trust me.
Age: I am now a college kid! ...And that sounds like a oxymoron. But it's so true! Do I sound mature to you?
Favorite things: Fire Emblem, Harvest Moon, Pokemon, Fringe, DOCTOR WHOOOOO YES, and any Disney movies that I randomly get interested in. I sound like a little kid, right? Right. Psst, it's currently Mulan.
Things I'm Starting To Like: I have no room for LIKING, people. I have to learn a billion pages of Bio notes. ...But Usotsuki Lily. It never fails to make me laugh, even if it gender bends so much that it literally takes the shape of a circle. For those of you that don't know it, here is a summary: An extremely average girl (I mean this honestly, not by Mary Sue standards) begins dating a guy that loves women and hates men so much that he cross dresses. He will punch a mirror if he sees a reflection of himself as a guy in it. The manga also constantly breaks the third wall and makes fun of itself- for some reason, it is endlessly amusing.
Activities: I swim and play a couple of other noncompetitive sports. I stay fairly athletic for the amount that I trip over my own feet. Remember those incredibly klutzy people in movies and books that we all laugh at and assume would never exist? I am one of those people. Recently at school I tripped over my right foot three times in the four minutes I was walking down one hallway. Summer flip flops are a weapon when they cover my feet. I also now sing!! I'm a soprano and terribly annoying to the rest of my family. My brother literally wishes I had an off switch. I was also involved in robotics- which isn't that surprising to most people, I'm sure, considering how sort-of geeky I am. But I SWEAR I have friends and a life. I swear it. Now, on to my stories that partially occupy my life and thoughts!
I am a proud cat addict and you cannot make me go to rehab. I must have my kitty fix... As you can tell, I'm kinda high as I'm writing this. My cat is attempting to walk on my computer at this very moment. Here is a special message from them: owirjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjfvh
Genres of Stories: Funny, Adventure, Parody, and MAYBE romance (Who the heck am I kidding? You can't NOT like romance and be on this site). Since I have never been involved in any relationships, I know NOTHING about it. Please don't give me a hard time if I write some. Apparently I also write depressing tragedy and horror? I think I have an alter ego...
Pairings: Well, I'm not one for love. I've never actually been in love. But I do like several pairings...
EliwoodxNinian (Stories written: Two! ...Kind of)
LynxKent (FINALLY, I've hinted at this in my stories)
LynxHector- It's so funny when they fight and Eliwood grumbles.
NinoxJaffar- Jaffar is a cold, heartless assassin (or so it's said), and Nino's a warm, childlike, happy little mage. What's not to love?
TacticianxAnyone- Not that I want anybody to like me (EWW!), but it needs a little OC-ness once in a while.
SerraxMatthew- Because their supports are hilarious. I admit I don't actually LIKE the pairing and I probably won't actually write anything on it, I just think it's for laughs. Matthew's so sarcastic and Serra's so dense...
AnnxCliff- Because Cliff deserves it, and Ann's a lot like me, so I like her.
KarenxRick- Because I dislike the JackxKaren pairing. It's too over-used (and maybe I'm jealous that boys seem to like the gorgeous wine-drinkers).
HughxKate- Well, I didn't like it until recently. Then I read this AWESOME story about it.
ClairexAnyone- I don't know. Probably because you feel sympathy for the character you play.
Brendan/May, Red/Yellow, Gold/Crystal, Blue/Green, Ruby/Sapphire
Amy/11, Rory/Amy. Is it wrong to be desperately in love with both of these pairings? PLEASE clone Amy or something! I love River Song, and I love the Doctor, but put them together and for some reason I just can't feel it...
MulanxShang. All of the way, people. The man is smoking.
RapunzelxEugene- Seriously. What other movie has the MAN dying in the heroine's arms while she fights her own demons?
Erm... Here's where I'm gonna talk about my stories so far!! Bold means currently unfinished, and therefore probably what you're interested in. An underline means it's DANG close to coming soon to a fandom near you (editing, ahem)!
1. Destined: Ruby- See Emerald...
2. Serra's Ways- I get lotsa reviews, YAY!! I'm definitely going with this one, but I never plan my humor stories, because they're better without it. I'll plan the main center thing, but otherwise, it's random.
Working on: Chapter 20- Errr... Yeah... I haven't updated this in forever. I am extremely sorry. I just can't seem to find the enthusiasm to write for it. ARGH.
3. Goddess: Jill finds out that the Harvest Goddess is dying... And who's going to take her place?
4. Destined: Emerald- Bwa ha, people, I wrote this when I was a young muffin. Now I am a cookie cake and I cannot return.
5. Exterior- It's up! It's up! The spin-off of Goddess!! YAAAAYYY!! Anyway, this is about Karen and Rick, and all that. Anyway, Karen and Rick are falling apart, she thinks that she doesn't even want to be friends anymore. Well, that all changes when Rick gets bit by a "dog".
6. Big Girls Don't Cry- My first one-shot... And man does it suck.
7. Cookies and Crazies- I actually like this one-shot... Hmmm... Yep. Finally, a humor fic for Harvest Moon!!
8. End Mostly, Popuri begs Kai to take her with him; and when her wish is granted, she finds out that Kai's life is very different than the adventuring purple-bandanna-wearing boy she had imagined and fallen in love with. Thank god that thing is out of my head. IT IS DONE, people! It only took like 3 years, pfft.
9. Together- I'm actually really happy with this piece. Everlost is a great book, so go check it out NOW. Mwa ha ha. Anyways, yes, I love MikeyxAllie.
10. A Second Betrayal- Well, I'm really happy with this piece. I think I finally got the idea that writing is not something to just be DONE, it is something to be planned, cajoled, and manipulated into working. That, or it's really late at night and I should be doing my homework this very instant. Eliwood is just about my most hated and beloved character right now. He's SO darn... can't even describe it. And he's not supposed to be that deep!
11. The Worth of Death- Yet another Fire Emblem one-shot? Oh, my, I must be turning into a poet. Hector's a dear to write, and it seems like I got him down okay. Not my favorite oneshot, but a fun one all the same. Kind of sarcastic humor...?
12. As I Lay Me Down To Sleep- This is so many Ninian and Eliwood thoughts all run over and then rolled into one...
13. She Will Be- Sonia muses on being human. Sort of.
14. I Found You In Words- Amy and the Doctor, Amy and the Doctor, fa la la. This series of oneshots makes me happy, because the television version will never, ever let this happen. Rory and Amy get canon love, so... Here's my little rebellion.
Working On: Chapter 14: Hahahaha. Please, people, I have to learn about spliceosomes first.
15. Flashes- A oneshot for every playable character in FE7! And, probably, one for the villains too. Why do I hurt myself like this?
Working On: Chapter 3. It's actually partially written! Yaaaay, Sain, yaaaaay. He's so funny.
16. Third Time's The Charm- My first crack fic, I guess? It's not even all out, either! Well, whatever. I wrote this little ditty and left it sitting there for a while, till I realized that, yes, it was actually complete and could be posted.
One shots, one shots, one shots. I'm a hit-and-run writer who gets hit by inspiration every once in a while. Then I run with it, write a quick piece, and am done before the inspiration high is over. Officially my favorite thing to do... as is not evident from my sad total of fourteen stories on the entire site after... I dunno... Like 5 years.
Goddess is another with a huge planned out series. I have fun with this series, but I'm always concerned about it and I hope I can wrangle this thing back into shape. Seeing as how it was begun when I was a struggling writer (and it's being continued now, when I'm still a struggling writer), my writing and ideas weren't always the best. End took, like, 5 years. Seriously. 5 BLOODY YEARS. Before I post up Elli's story (first chapter is essentially done), I need to be sure it won't be my second train wreck of time. I've been meaning to be an author that writes out half of their story before they even post it, but I have very little self control.
You can see my favorite authors below. "Favorite authors" are not merely my favorite authors. They are my sources of inspiration and the karate-choppers of my writer's block. I hope you'll choose to engross yourself in them too! ...I don't really have favorite stories, because I'm a loser.
You can ask me to write something and I'll be flattered, but I don't write about... ADULT stuff (wink wink), and yaoi or yuri (not that I'm saying the three are necessarily related). Sorry...
Please, no flames. Oh, and I don't own Pokemon, Harvest Moon, or Fire Emblem. Or any Disney movies. Or Legend of Zelda.
Funky saying of the day:
The Doctor: Be careful!
River: Careful. Tried that once. Ever so dull.
The Doctor: Shout if you get in trouble.
River: (Climbing into a tunnel.) Don’t worry. I’m quite the screamer. Now there’s a spoiler for you!
Canton: So, what’s going on here?
The Doctor: Er... Nothing. She’s just a friend.
Rory: I think he’s talking about the possible alien incursion.
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat."
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