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Joined 06-21-07, id: 1306378, Profile Updated: 08-10-14
Author has written 16 stories for Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Harvest Moon, Everlost, and Doctor Who.

I'm your average female teen who likes to read, write, and play around with fun concepts and wacky ideas. I'm obsessive, crazy, and don't even understand what I'm talking about half the time (but I expect you to). I spend about 50% of my time in school/doing homework, 20% of my time in a pool, 10% of my time on the internet, 25% of my time sleeping, and -5% writing. It works, trust me.

Age: I am now a college kid! ...And that sounds like a oxymoron. But it's so true! Do I sound mature to you?

Favorite things: Fire Emblem, Harvest Moon, Pokemon, Fringe, DOCTOR WHOOOOO YES, and any Disney movies that I randomly get interested in. I sound like a little kid, right? Right. Psst, it's currently Mulan.

Things I'm Starting To Like: I have no room for LIKING, people. I have to learn a billion pages of Bio notes. ...But Usotsuki Lily. It never fails to make me laugh, even if it gender bends so much that it literally takes the shape of a circle. For those of you that don't know it, here is a summary: An extremely average girl (I mean this honestly, not by Mary Sue standards) begins dating a guy that loves women and hates men so much that he cross dresses. He will punch a mirror if he sees a reflection of himself as a guy in it. The manga also constantly breaks the third wall and makes fun of itself- for some reason, it is endlessly amusing.

Activities: I swim and play a couple of other noncompetitive sports. I stay fairly athletic for the amount that I trip over my own feet. Remember those incredibly klutzy people in movies and books that we all laugh at and assume would never exist? I am one of those people. Recently at school I tripped over my right foot three times in the four minutes I was walking down one hallway. Summer flip flops are a weapon when they cover my feet. I also now sing!! I'm a soprano and terribly annoying to the rest of my family. My brother literally wishes I had an off switch. I was also involved in robotics- which isn't that surprising to most people, I'm sure, considering how sort-of geeky I am. But I SWEAR I have friends and a life. I swear it. Now, on to my stories that partially occupy my life and thoughts!

I am a proud cat addict and you cannot make me go to rehab. I must have my kitty fix... As you can tell, I'm kinda high as I'm writing this. My cat is attempting to walk on my computer at this very moment. Here is a special message from them: owirjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjfvh

Genres of Stories: Funny, Adventure, Parody, and MAYBE romance (Who the heck am I kidding? You can't NOT like romance and be on this site). Since I have never been involved in any relationships, I know NOTHING about it. Please don't give me a hard time if I write some. Apparently I also write depressing tragedy and horror? I think I have an alter ego...

Pairings: Well, I'm not one for love. I've never actually been in love. But I do like several pairings...

FE

EliwoodxNinian (Stories written: Two! ...Kind of)

LynxKent (FINALLY, I've hinted at this in my stories)

LynxHector- It's so funny when they fight and Eliwood grumbles.

NinoxJaffar- Jaffar is a cold, heartless assassin (or so it's said), and Nino's a warm, childlike, happy little mage. What's not to love?

TacticianxAnyone- Not that I want anybody to like me (EWW!), but it needs a little OC-ness once in a while.

SerraxMatthew- Because their supports are hilarious. I admit I don't actually LIKE the pairing and I probably won't actually write anything on it, I just think it's for laughs. Matthew's so sarcastic and Serra's so dense...

HM

AnnxCliff- Because Cliff deserves it, and Ann's a lot like me, so I like her.

KarenxRick- Because I dislike the JackxKaren pairing. It's too over-used (and maybe I'm jealous that boys seem to like the gorgeous wine-drinkers).

Pokemon

Brendan/May, Red/Yellow, Gold/Crystal, Blue/Green, Ruby/Sapphire

Doctor Who:

Amy/11, Rory/Amy. Is it wrong to be desperately in love with both of these pairings? PLEASE clone Amy or something! I love River Song, and I love the Doctor, but put them together and for some reason I just can't feel it...

Disney:

MulanxShang. All of the way, people. The man is smoking.

RapunzelxEugene- Seriously. What other movie has the MAN dying in the heroine's arms while she fights her own demons?

AnnaxKristoff- If you don't like this pairing then you probably hate puppies too. I'm kidding. But I'm also not giving you a puppy.

Here's where I'm gonna talk about my stories so far!! Bold means currently unfinished, and therefore probably what you're interested in. An underline means it's DANG close to coming soon to a fandom near you (editing, ahem)!

1. Destined: Ruby- See Emerald...

2. Serra's Ways- I get lotsa reviews, YAY!! I'm definitely going with this one, but I never plan my humor stories, because they're better without it. I'll plan the main center thing, but otherwise, it's random.

Working on: Chapter 20- Errr... Yeah... I haven't updated this in forever. I am extremely sorry. I just can't seem to find the enthusiasm to write for it. ARGH.

3. Goddess: Jill finds out that the Harvest Goddess is dying... And who's going to take her place?

4. Destined: Emerald- Bwa ha, people, I wrote this when I was a young muffin. Now I am a cookie cake and I cannot return.

5. Exterior- It's up! It's up! The spin-off of Goddess!! YAAAAYYY!! Anyway, this is about Karen and Rick, and all that. Anyway, Karen and Rick are falling apart, she thinks that she doesn't even want to be friends anymore. Well, that all changes when Rick gets bit by a "dog".

6. Big Girls Don't Cry- My first one-shot... And man does it suck.

7. Cookies and Crazies- I actually like this one-shot... Hmmm... Yep. Finally, a humor fic for Harvest Moon!!

8. End Mostly, Popuri begs Kai to take her with him; and when her wish is granted, she finds out that Kai's life is very different than the adventuring purple-bandanna-wearing boy she had imagined and fallen in love with. Thank god that thing is out of my head. IT IS DONE, people! It only took like 3 years, pfft.

9. Together- I'm actually really happy with this piece. Everlost is a great book, so go check it out NOW. Mwa ha ha. Anyways, yes, I love MikeyxAllie.

10. A Second Betrayal- Well, I'm really happy with this piece. I think I finally got the idea that writing is not something to just be DONE, it is something to be planned, cajoled, and manipulated into working. That, or it's really late at night and I should be doing my homework this very instant. Eliwood is just about my most hated and beloved character right now. He's SO darn... can't even describe it. And he's not supposed to be that deep!

11. The Worth of Death- Yet another Fire Emblem one-shot? Oh, my, I must be turning into a poet. Hector's a dear to write, and it seems like I got him down okay. Not my favorite oneshot, but a fun one all the same. Kind of sarcastic humor...?

12. As I Lay Me Down To Sleep- This is so many Ninian and Eliwood thoughts all run over and then rolled into one...

13. She Will Be- Sonia muses on being human. Sort of.

14. I Found You In Words- Amy and the Doctor, Amy and the Doctor, fa la la. This series of oneshots makes me happy, because the television version will never, ever let this happen. Rory and Amy get canon love, so... Here's my little rebellion.

Working On: Chapter 16: Er. So. Summer's about to end. I don't think much is happening on that front for a while.

15. Flashes- A oneshot for every playable character in FE7! And, probably, one for the villains too. Why do I hurt myself like this?

Working On: Chapter 3. It's actually partially written! Yaaaay, Sain, yaaaaay. He's so funny.

16. Third Time's The Charm- My first crack fic, I guess? It's not even all out, either! Well, whatever. I wrote this little ditty and left it sitting there for a while, till I realized that, yes, it was actually complete and could be posted.

Story ideas-

One shots, one shots, one shots. I'm a hit-and-run writer who gets hit by inspiration every once in a while. Then I run with it, write a quick piece, and am done before the inspiration high is over. Officially my favorite thing to do... as is not evident from my sad total of sixteen stories on the entire site after... I dunno... Like 5 years.

Goddess is another with a huge planned out series. I have fun with this series, but I'm always concerned about it and I hope I can wrangle this thing back into shape. Seeing as how it was begun when I was a struggling writer (and it's being continued now, when I'm still a struggling writer), my writing and ideas weren't always the best. End took, like, 5 years. Seriously. 5 BLOODY YEARS. Before I post up Elli's story, I need to be sure it won't be my second train wreck of time. I've been meaning to be an author that writes out half of their story before they even post it, but I have very little self control. Also, I wrote out the first three chapters of Elli's story, and then my computer broke and lost my work. I don't think I can communicate to you how much I despise rewriting things- and as dramatic and ridiculous as this sounds, it might kill the series.

You can see my favorite authors below. "Favorite authors" are not merely my favorite authors. They are my sources of inspiration and the karate-choppers of my writer's block. I hope you'll choose to engross yourself in them too! ...I don't really have favorite stories, because I'm a loser.

You can ask me to write something and I'll be flattered, but I don't write about... ADULT stuff (wink wink), and yaoi or yuri (not that I'm saying the three are necessarily related). Sorry...

Please, no flames. Oh, and I don't own Pokemon, Harvest Moon, or Fire Emblem. Or any Disney movies. Or Legend of Zelda.

Funky saying of the day:

The Doctor: Be careful!

River: Careful. Tried that once. Ever so dull.

The Doctor: Shout if you get in trouble.

River: (Climbing into a tunnel.) Don’t worry. I’m quite the screamer. Now there’s a spoiler for you!

Canton: So, what’s going on here?

The Doctor: Er... Nothing. She’s just a friend.

Rory: I think he’s talking about the possible alien incursion.


"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat."

-Albert Einstein

Where I Belong by Night Rain Illusion reviews
But in the end, no matter how you look at it, I'm not a Pikachu. I never was. Mystery Dungeon fic. Widgetshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
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I Found You In Words reviews
15: The Doctor spends a lot of time making excuses. Amy doesn't like excuses. Also, there is a six-dimensional eyeball. A series of oneshots on Amy/11, likely to be AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
End reviews
It's Summer's end, and I don't want him to go. So I beg him to take me; and my boring, unimportant, uninfluencing little chicken girl life is pulled into something bigger, darker, and more horrifying than anything I've ever known. I don't own HM.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Popuri, Kai - Complete
Third Time's The Charm reviews
Hector speaks to the oldest Pegasus sister, and a normal conversation leaves some peculiar impressions. I don't own FE.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Hector, Fiora - Complete
Flashes reviews
Oneshots on each character of Fire Emblem 7. "Kent had learned that duty and honor shouldn't be a promise to someone else, but a promise to yourself, a devotion nearly akin to love and that is just as malleable." 2/44.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kent
She Will Be reviews
So I would hate. I would hate because it was simple, and because I could do nothing else. I would love to hate.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sonia, Nino
As I Lay Me Down to Sleep reviews
How can Eliwood tell his son he murdered his mother when she stands there before him? When she herself, laughing and absorbed in death, cannot understand? "Aren't you dead too, to be here with me?" I don't own FE.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Eliwood, Ninian - Complete
The Worth of Death reviews
"Let me fall in the sweet grass with my blade in one hand and my honor in the other..." Perhaps Hector views his fate a little differently. An interpretation of Hector before the last battle. I don't own FE... sigh...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Hector - Complete
A Second Betrayal reviews
The guilt worms its way from his stomach to his heart and whispers what he's done in his ear, that he shouldn't see the ruby eyes and icy blue hair, the loving smile that curves his wife's lips. Eliwood is lost in an old nightmare that ruins the present.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Eliwood - Complete
Serra's Ways reviews
We all know how... SPECIAL Serra is. She can get into all sorts of trouble. 10th story: Rath, the punk Sacaean, gets some blackmail on Serra. And what does he do with it? ...He gets love advice. Way to go, Rath. Way to go. Don't own FE!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,422 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Serra
Together reviews
The story of Allie and Mikey McGill after the book ended, until they finally got where they were going. Some MikeyxAllie. I don't own Everlost. 'It didn't matter where they were going, or why. All that mattered was that they were going together.'
Everlost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Exterior reviews
Karen and Rick both know they are breaking apart. But when an attacking dog turns out to be much more than just a dog, Rick changes in many ways. Karen finds herself attracted to this new Rick, but could it be that she truly loved the old him? Dont own H
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Karen, Rick - Complete
Cookies and Crazies reviews
Every Spring, the males of Mineral Town have to scramble to make cookies for their loved ones. And one unfortunate redhead has to help each and every one... Add in a loopy father, a matchmaker farmer, and a shy boy, and you've got fun. I don't own HM.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Ann, Cliff - Complete
Destined: Emerald reviews
Emma was just an ordinary trainer. Then she finds herself being chased by Deoxys. Can she save herself, prevent Deoxys from getting what he wants, and affect the course of history? She can only hope to. I don't own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Rayquaza - Complete
Big Girls Don't Cry reviews
Contemplating her past and future... Without him. Yet, she can't cry. For herself, for her time left on the earth... she must continue on. The thoughts of Ninian as she leaves, based off of ideas in song Big Girls Don't Cry. Not really a songfic.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ninian - Complete
Goddess reviews
Jill was ordinary. But strange things started happening, and she moved away to escape them. But far from escaping, she's just going deeper in. And when she finds out that the Harvest Goddess is dying, her world is completely thrown amiss. I don't own H
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jill - Complete
Destined: Ruby reviews
Latia is girl living in Sootopolis. She is mute, pale, and works well with her pokemon. However, when she finds links to the past and begins to discover who she is, everything changes. Her Destiny has been decided.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Latias - Complete
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