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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 178 - Words: 745,531 - Reviews: 9612 - Favs: 8,695 - Follows: 9,243 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Imperium Ascendant by Jayfiction19 reviews
We all know the tale, The Emperor of Mankind creates Twenty Primarchs to conquer the Galaxy. Nine Fall to Chaos's taint and Let the Galaxy Burn. What if this was not the case? What if the Ruinous Powers never got their claws into the Emperors Sons? What if the Imperium Ascended instead of falling into darkness and suffering? This is the story of that possibility
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 387,450 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 5/26/2023 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Daemons, Space Marines, The Emperor, Primarch/s - Complete
Legendarily Popular by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum really loves Pokemon, because who wouldn't? And Pokemon seem to love him back, too. It's given him a bit of a skewed perspective on what counts as rare, though...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 341 - Words: 842,212 - Reviews: 6102 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 3/30/2023 - Published: 8/2/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 8,771 - Follows: 8,937 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Antipathy by Neurax reviews
Looking back on it, when I woke up in an irradiated desert in a stranger's body with no recollection of how I got there, at no point did I think this was going to end with me detonating several nuclear warheads on myself to save the Mojave Wasteland and the entire world. A Fallout NV Self-Insert with AU elements present. The SI is not Courier Six.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,051 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/31/2021 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Courier, OC
Innocent Abroad by ScrimshawPen reviews
Like most stories, this one is about a mostly-sane person who doesn't get shot in the head. AU to The Courier and Her Conscience. Rated T for canon-typical reasons. Major character deaths ahead.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2020 - Published: 8/4/2019 - Courier, C. Boone, Arcade G.
We're All Mad Here by ScrimshawPen reviews
It might have mad scientists, robots, and dangers she's never imagined, but the Wasteland is home now. For the kid from Vault 101, survival on the outside comes down to a question of what she'll do - and who she'll become - to make it through. Rated T for violence, drugs, and sexual references.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,150 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar, X6-88, Deacon
The Girl with the Blood Red Hair by Red Slayer reviews
A young courier cuts a bloody swathe throught the Mojave, killing all who get in her way of vengeance. Will a young Brotherhood scribe be able to dispell the urge for vengegence, or join her in her killing spree? Contains bloody violence. Now complete. Sequel is in the works.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 807,063 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,010 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
The Courier's Journey by ScrimshawPen reviews
If the quest to uncover the secrets of the Divide was a descent into hell, then the Courier's journey across the country is an escape attempt. Accompanied by a very conflicted Arcade, Megan travels east, looking for a home she doesn't remember. Part III of the Courier series. Post New Vegas, mostly non-canon settings.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Courier, Arcade G., OC
The Courier's Revenge by ScrimshawPen reviews
There's a heavy load of delayed consequences waiting for the Courier in the Divide in the form of answers, enemies, and former allies. But first, she needs a well-deserved vacation at the Sierra Madre! Sequel to "The Courier and Her Conscience," this two-part DLC story picks up several months after Hoover Dam. Rated T for violence and dark elements. (MCD warning.)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,341 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Courier, Arcade G., Lily B., Veronica S. - Complete
Ragnarok by The Fighting Irishman reviews
*The Sequel to DETENTE, ZUGZWANG, and AEQUITAS.* War engulfs the Commonwealth. And as the maelstrom rages, the General of the Minutemen seeks to hold onto the fragile peace he cultivated in the Commonwealth. But while he is the beacon of hope and civilization, his greatest foe represents something much darker and, perhaps, much more human...The Long Night has begun.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,774 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 10/23/2016 - OC, Piper W., Sole Survivor, Paladin Danse
The Courier and Her Conscience by ScrimshawPen reviews
A courier loses her identity to a bullet and builds a new one with the help of the people she meets. Haunted by a dark past she can't remember, Megan's peculiar mix of erratic impulses and good intentions are tailor-made to give her long-suffering friend Arcade a perpetual headache. A mostly platonic adventure story, this is rated a light M for off-screen sexual violence. MCD tag.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,481 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Courier, C. Boone, Arcade G. - Complete
The Silk Revolution by Sharrukin reviews
The Reaper War exposed deep contradictions in asari society, but in the aftermath, the fight to survive delayed any resolution. Now, over a decade later, a former Cerberus operative and a renegade asari maiden must find a way to stand for justice amid the fires of revolution. Adventure, drama, science fiction, and a surprising romance. Part of the Memoirs continuity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,813 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Miranda L., Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,206 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann - Complete
Aequitas by The Fighting Irishman reviews
As a war for the fate of the Commonwealth rages, inside Diamond City there is another, equally important war raging as the Institute finally is put on trial for its crimes. It is not just a trial for the fate of the Institute: it is also a trial for the future of the Commonwealth as well... *The Follow-up to ZUGZWANG and DETENTE.*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,553 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Piper W., Nick Valentine - Complete
Détente by The Fighting Irishman reviews
As the remains of the Institute leave a trail of smoke and ash, the remaining power players gather to discuss the fate of the Commonwealth…and what their relationship will be in building it.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,413 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Piper W., Sole Survivor, Paladin Danse, Arthur Maxson - Complete
The Legend of the Wandering Pair from Vault 101 by Nave the DM reviews
Lloyd Freeman is joined by Amata Almodovar as they leave the safety of the halls of Vault 101 in search of his missing father, stepping into the broken world above. Along their grim path, they encounter harsh adversity and new enemies every step of the way, forge new alliances and meet new friends, and through their actions, they come to change the Capital Wasteland forever.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 421,689 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
Memoirs: The Reaper War by Sharrukin reviews
Finally the Shadow Broker and the galaxy's champion have found their way back together. Now they face the greatest challenge in history: the return of the Reapers. To defeat this foe, Liara and Shepard will have to work miracles . . . but in the end, they may find the cost too great to bear.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 254,115 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Tokyo3 Afterlife by Random1377 reviews
Being dead kind of sucks...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Memoirs: The Illium Years by Sharrukin reviews
After Shepard is killed, Liara is left alone. She knows the galaxy is in danger, but what can one former archaeologist do against the threat of the Reapers? Maybe nothing, but Shepard's lover has learned not to give up too easily. Science fiction, adventure, intrigue, and a dash of romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 250,559 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
The Queen of Close Calls by Sharrukin reviews
Four things that didn't happen to Liara T'Soni, and one that did. A collection of five AU drabbles, loosely connected to the Memoirs continuity. Written for the September 2014 contest on Aria's Afterlife. Title inspired by w00tl00ps, with thanks.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
The Spectre and the Doorman by Sharrukin reviews
Ash might have become a Spectre, but she was still sitting on the sidelines of the biggest war in history. Still, she found that life on the Citadel as one of the Council's leading aides had its compensations. Written for the July 2014 contest on Aria's Afterlife. Technically part of the Memoirs continuity, although Liara does not appear. Mildly explicit.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Ashley W., A. Bailey] - Complete
Memoirs by Sharrukin reviews
Centuries after the end of the Reaper War, a respected asari scientist and political leader tells the story of her youthful adventures with the legendary Shepard. Fighting to save the galaxy is one thing, but figuring out human motivations can be much harder. Science fiction, action-adventure, and a romance on slow burn.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 165,296 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Encounter in Darkness by Sharrukin reviews
Decades after the Reaper War, Liara is traveling aboard a passenger liner when she meets someone very unusual. Is this a simple encounter with an unexpected admirer, or is something more sinister going on? Part of the Memoirs continuity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Liara T'Soni - Complete
Portal: My Little Moron by iammemyself reviews
What exactly happened between GLaDOS and Wheatley while he was one of her cores that makes her hate him so much? And why don't they seem to remember each other until the last second? Things may not have gone the way they seem to have gone... A Wheatley and GLaDOS friendship fic because yes! I believe they are compatible.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] - Complete
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues. Part of the Diaryverse.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,276 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Confessions by Sharrukin reviews
Years after the Reaper War is over, Liara goes to visit her father for what may be the last time, but Aethyta has one more piece of good advice to offer, and one last thing to lift from her conscience. Part of the Memoirs continuity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Aethyta - Complete
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Momma's Honor by ChaosandMayhem reviews
A boy will go to any lengths to protect his Ma. Spy/Scout's Ma oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Layin' Down the Law by Nuclear Bacon reviews
Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
The Hippocratic Suggestion by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Concerning a certain doctor on a cold night during WWII. Oneshot, rated T for general unpleasantness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Medic - Complete
Whatever Days May Come by WildArm reviews
Bill Overbeck endured the jungles of Vietnam. He endured his retirement from service. And now, he is going to have to endure Hell on earth. He was always a leader, and although his new squad may not be what he's used to, he'll have to make do. COMPLETE!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,829 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bill, Zoey - Complete
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 233 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this. A novelization of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/27/2010
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
The Thane Krios Experience by littleblackdog reviews
Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
The Prince of Death by K. Kotone reviews
He thrived in a realm where decay and sloth ruled. He became something much more terrifying and refined. Yagami Light became a Prince among the Shinigami and what's more…he's given the gift to live again. LxLight Discontinued
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,206 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Light Y., L
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete