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Joined 06-21-07, id: 1306528, Profile Updated: 05-16-09
Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Naruto, and Invader Zim.

Name: Was know as Widow now is known as Shade

Age: Does it really matter? I'm 16...

I like to read a lot of Naruto stories especially those based on the Akatsuki! I like to read yaoi, crack fics, ect. I plan on writing a few Akatsuki stories myself and I'll start as soon as I get some inspiration!

Favorite authors of all time: daydrifter, TheWindAlchemist as soon as I find more I'll add them

Favorite yaoi pairings: PeinIta, PeinHidan, PeinDei, HidanDei, HidanIta, SasoDei, ItaDei, ItaSasu to many to post really...

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I'm not that easy to scare but better to be safe then sorry!

(From Kisame's Corner) If you think Evil is always sexy if it's Madara, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know some one who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, Please copy this into your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin.Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”

"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."

"Evil Beware; we have waffles."

When in doubt we fight using fish!

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you are a Shikamaru fangirl and proud copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990,tenten-Kshikamarugal,NarutoxTwilight, XxHells HoundxX

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho, MosesxandxShikamaruxarexcool, Tentenperson-Kshikamarugal, XxHells HoundxX

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you think F.B.I stands for Funny Bunny Investigations copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love itachi copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Bug ((Dominance Rebooted)) by TheIrkenMachine reviews
Formerly called "Dominance." Edited & improved. Things go from bad to worse when the Tallest's adviser learns that Red has been abusing Purple. Things start to look up when she devises a plan to stop Red, but a last-minute discovery throws a kink in her plan. Red may not be as evil as he seems, but that discovery may have cost her Purple's trust for good. NO Romance whatsoever.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Purple, Red
Purple's Escape by InvaderSponge1 reviews
Purple runs away after he gets into a fight with red! which planet could he run away to with his sir unit HIR? RaPr, PaZr and even some GaDr later one! Please respond : !
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Red, Purple
Forever mine by Goki Henjin reviews
Red finds Purple's diary and decides to read it so he can tease him about it, but he finds a truth better left unknown. It's the same as Forever yours, but with a different ending. Rapr, character death, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Red, Purple - Complete
Forever yours by Goki Henjin reviews
Red finds Purple's diary and decied to read it...only to find the scary truth. RAPR, kinda mature. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Red, Purple - Complete
If Only Forever by YaoiFanGirl1990 reviews
For the longest time I could never stand up for myself and I would let people push me around…That is until I met him. ItaDei, HidaDei, SasoDei rating for later chapters, character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Don't Call Me by Slurpee Monster reviews
Gir shouldn't be allowed near the communications room... ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gir, Purple, Zim, Dib - Complete
Akatsuki Chatroom by sober.terminallyCapricious reviews
The Akatsuki get bored, so they start a chatroom. Several fights start, and eventually Tobi gets involved, s tho Chatroom dies the day it started
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
ZADR? Or DAZR? by doomofraven reviews
Hi Skool is hell, but not everyone sees it that way. Can two long time enemies become the closest of comapnions? Only one way to find out. -ZADR-
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,643 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Dib, Zim
Punishment by crystalblue19 reviews
[Red x Gaz x Purple, Zim x Gaz] Frustrated when Zim drags them down to earth, Red and Purple decide to punish the little Irken.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Gaz, Red - Complete
Invader Zim: Might of the Empire by Tallest Magox reviews
A little story I'm writing as an attempt to expand upon the IZ universe. The story focuses a lot on some of the secondary charcters in the series, though everyone's favorite psychotic alien and insane robot will be making often enough appearences.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Skoodge, Red
Multiple Personalities by wstphl reviews
When Naruto falls asleep the day before he leaves Wave Country he finds himself in his mind. It turns out that he has more tenants than just the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Choices by demonlifehealer reviews
Vlad is beginning to experience disturbing feelings for Danny Phantom, he decides that the only way to stop these feelings is to kill Danny, but the ghosts of Past, Present, and Future want to have a few words with Vlad first. Yaoi! Vlad/Danny!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Slave of Lust by Pearl's Beauty reviews
AU. Even though the Malfoy's aren't a threat anymore, they still have power and influence, and Draco gets an illegal slave as a gift from his father when he turned 18. Lots of lemons. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,156 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Red Star by TheBlackReaper reviews
Two Irkens at the same height must fight until one dies and other become a Tallest. Red the Invader realized Purple the servant doesn't know how to fight. So he agreed to train him and invited him into a Invading Mission only it became complicated.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Red and Purple and THE MEGA ZOMBIE INVASION by idontwanttodothis reviews
THE MASSIVE GETS INVADED BY ZOMBIES. THEN PURPLE DIES AND RED GETS MOLESTED THE END.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Purple, Red - Complete
The Color Red by Mixzzy reviews
I've added a small update about finally finishing this.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Red, Purple
Harry Potter and the Magickal Union by Noire Romantique reviews
Part two of my Harry Potter series. I think I'll have a trilogy. Voldemort is back and he is pissed. He plans to ruin Harry and Draco's union, or better yet, kill Harry, plus, we'll get to see Sirius in this story. Yay Sirius! DracoxHarry, it's all good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
With Love by IrisPhantom reviews
It was Valentines day...Vlad Masters was once again, alone. Forced to play chess with his cat, Maddie, as his mind wandered. Then came a knock at the door... I do not own Danny Phantom, no matter how much I want to... Half credit to CrackPairingAddict.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Vlad M., Maddie F.
Ask the Akatsuki and Gir by Iwa no Rya reviews
You can ask the Akatsuki and Gir anything you want!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Akatsuki's Halloween Bash by Sihouette The Jellicle Cat reviews
Itachi creeps out little kids, Hidan has twentyfour hours to carve a pumpkin, and Orochimaru shows his face? No wait, that's just a mask. Kakuzu dresses for the part, Sasori keeps a dead cat, and more! It's Halloween, everybody. And Akatsuki is so ready.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein
Akatsuki Chatroom by extra rice reviews
The akatsuki gang gone crazy! They start to put computers in the base! And they have their own chatroom! See what they have put with ther craziness! None of the akatsuki have died.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008
To be Toyed With by saichanlovestoad reviews
In order to get Impending Doom One going, Tallest Red knows he has to find Tallest Purple a new sex toy. The chosen Invader, however, may have potential to become more then just a fling. PaRaZR. Yaoi. Very mature. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Zim, Purple
Attempted Anger Managing by Kohana Kurama reviews
After Tobi's "temper tantrum" it's decided that maybe the Akatsuki should take an anger management class. Of course, Kohana isn't evil enough to send them to a professional so she tries to manage their anger herself. Good idea or bad idea?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
ZADR fast and passionate by crankygirl by andalitebandit-6 reviews
Disclaimer: This story was written by crankygirl at deviantART and is being reposted at her discretion. "My first posting of a ZADR smex story...I think... . But anyways...yeah! Enjoy, the ZADR fans! You will love the Yaoi!"
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim
Akatsuki Ask , Dare by PinketteKonan reviews
Make the akatsuki Answer the most intrigueing questions... make them do the deadliest stunts.. make them ..disobey.. there own will!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Happy Birthday, My Daniel by Nemesis Horizon reviews
Vlad and Danny celebrate Danny's 20th birthday.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
The Puppetmakers Greatest Creation by lina kazamike reviews
This story contains SasoDei, sexual references, and some obscene jokes. The plotline is too strange and complicated for me to fit in this box. You'd have to read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
When you're gone by Insomniac-A-Go-Go reviews
Itachi senses his end is near & visits his brother for the last time. Oneshot spin off from my ongoing story "Skin asks for pleasure first", but works as a stand-alone too.YAOI, Uchihacest, Lemons, ItaSasu, Slight NaruSasu. Enjoy & pls leave a comment xxx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afternoon Drive Gone Awry! by ItouchMyselfLOL reviews
Lee is finally driving with an instructor! not only that, but the instructor is none other than Gai, and his other passenger, Neji! But wait, what happens when Gai and Neji arent just there to teach Lee of driving? SEX NejiLeeGai yaoi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Rules for Akatsuki, by Tobi by Bored Katsu reviews
Spinoff from 'Rules for Tobi'. Tobi's been with the Akatsuki for a while and thinks the rules are a little harsh...So why not make his own? Short but sweet, reading the original fic recommended but not nessesary.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How To Piss Off The Akatsuki by bb.outrageous reviews
Just what the title says. It's a big long list about how to annoy each of the Akatsuki members
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Foodgasmic by tha-artemisrox reviews
ZADR older!Dib, Zim has a new training device, but what will happen when it malfunctions? Sucky summary!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Smells Like Sex by hell-raiser13 reviews
It's Hidan's birthday but Kakuzu isn't even paying attention to him and he wants some much needed attention! KakuHi KakuzuxHidan and SasoDei implied with a little SasorixDeidara at the end Yaoi/shounen ai Don't like then Don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Heat by overtheyears reviews
It scared you. It wasn’t because you were running around your house. Or the fact the only reason you were running was because Kiba was the one chasing you. No. It was because this boy was in heat. KibaXOC lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kiba I. - Complete
Tangles by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu has messy hair, and hidan wants to fix it. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Ask the Akatsuki Anything by Kazumi-chan124 reviews
Where you get to ask the Akatsuki any questions and also tell them what you always wanted. They will reply no matter what.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,614 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008
Hate me, love me, just don't go KabutoxOC by AkatsukiZSama reviews
Deddogakure is new, incredibly powerful village that has recently made a contract with Otogakure. One problem, no one has ever seen the Deddokage. Kabuto is sent to investigate, but falls for a myserious and beautiful Kunochi, Zera Mitzikari. M for sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sickness and Ice Cream by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan is sick, and it's Deidara's turn to look after him. When Hidan keeps demanding things, Deidara takes things into his own hands... HidanDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Too Drunk to F by Fairy Laughing reviews
Skwiski. Set during Dethwedding. Toki's drunk and the band needs to go on stage, but Skwisgaar has a way to sober him up on time to perform.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
What He Wants by redqueen76 reviews
It's not that Kakashi needs him, because he doesn't. But Kakashi wants him, and Kakashi always gets what he wants. --Hey Diddle Diddle, "Scroll Darling" KakaIru. Or IruKaka, if you're picky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,381 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Breath Into Me by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Could you be concidered a murderer, if you didn't do anything to stop it? ItaSasu. Rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keeping Warm as the Snow Falls by Yunie13 reviews
A snow storm hits Konoha and Ino can not get home when she runs into Kiba. What will happen when he invites her over until the storm passes. A oneshot KibaIno story. Rated M for adult situation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Kisame's Corner by TheWindAlchemist reviews
KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
Why Not ask the Akatsuki? by Yaku Leslie-Draco Drespeire reviews
Ask the Akatsuki questions! im gonna rate this M due to hidan and his well known cursing....i think he's gonna get edited out of the american-dub series somehow cause of that.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
The true meaning of spring cleaning by Satanic Vampire reviews
ItaSasu It's spring time, which means it's time to clean out the house. In an innocent act, Sasuke asks to help Itachi redecorate his room, he gets something more. COMPLETE, HJ, Inc, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Time's a Charm by Kaline Reine reviews
A oneshot written for Maru-sha's contest on DeviantArt. HidanXOC and ZetsuXOC. Contains graphic rape and lemon scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
Halloween by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Its Halloween on Konoha University's campus, and the students are excited for the holiday, except for Sabakuno Gaara and Uchiha Sasuke. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Ever After by The Crack Fairy reviews
Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Eternity by Little Kunai reviews
This is a story of a dark obssession gone horribly wrong. Saso/Ten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasori, Tenten - Complete
How to Annoy Akatsuki by Madara-Danna reviews
The place to come to find out how to get on the Akatsuki's bad side
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008
Crack by The Crack Fairy reviews
Okay, he was old, but he wasn't old old, right? He was still as athletic as ever, he barely had any wrinkles, and surely he didn't have a dachshund. KakuHi, Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Promise by Bouken-Kaze reviews
He whispers, "Promise me... that nobody else will take my place in your life... okay?" And he agrees completely, the only sounds in the night that of their heavy breathing. -KakuHi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Neji files 2 by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Neji has moved on to his next mission! This time he's getting the dirty info on the feared Akatsuki! Will his sanity prevail? Or will he end up as plant food, shark food, sacrificed, a puppet, blown into a million pieces or lose his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Neji H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki Diaries by SanninLord reviews
Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu and the rest of the Akatsuki and their amazingly stupid antics and when I say amazingly stupid....I mean completely outlandish......and impossible.......and wierd.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Aim for the Head by iamofthedesert reviews
The Zombie Twins take on Lord Hokage and Kakashi of the Sharingan. Who will win? KakuHida implied. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Questionable Masculinity by amai-amaya reviews
Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Pitiful Life of Yamanaka Ino by CarrotMuffinSandwiches reviews
Ino hates life, life hates Ino. Ino’s life is rapidly tumbling downhill, and she doesn’t think it’s ever going to stop. She can’t see the bottom of the hill, and stupid Sakura-chan is NOT making anything any better… Or is she? SakuIno. Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
My feelings for you by FutureArtist16 reviews
A Team 8 love triangle story. ShinoHina, KibaHina, mostly revolving on KibaHina though. :3 Slight nejiHina hints *very slight, you have to squint to see them* Also a short narusaku scene/naruhina scene. Set after the timeskip
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Indisposed by Prism0467 reviews
Sidefic to Kindred: The morning after their first night together, Neji has to explain to their boss why Shikamaru can't report to work. One-shot. NejiShika AU. Rated for language and implications of yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
What Happens in the Hospital: Kiba by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba. Hinata. Warm weather. Injury. Secret. Hospital bed. Hmm... Unabashedly LEMON, Kiba/Hinata. Kiba's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Sweet Vanilla by Teian Heru reviews
Naruto goes to the festival with the gang. When he finds at something shocking,alot of secrets get spilled out! What happenes when Naruto is told a secret...and it's about him? What will he do? Narusasu NejiOcc Sakuino KibaShino and others.Yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thunderstorms by Yuudoko reviews
Its hot. Its storming. Sasuke's irritated and Itachi knows how to soothe him. Oneshot. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Art Class by RedSand reviews
Amazing the things that'll happen when you have to paint a nude portrait of someone. Sasodei, Kakuhi, Zettobi, and a very satisfying lemon at the end. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ask teh Akatsuki by AkiraIgurashi reviews
lol read the title
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
TenTen , Neji , rock lee and Gai disneyland by SilentWhispersMoonlight reviews
its a funny story about what happens when gai and lee convince tenten and neji to go with them to disneyland also maybe some nejixten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
The Akatsuki chatroom by Allosaver reviews
what happens when 4 one piece chars find thier way into the akatsuki chatroom? first stroy plz rewiew
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara
Akatsuki Events by redclouds reviews
Little events in each pair of the Akatsuki's lives, humor with some adventure or action in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love is pain by Suicidal Panda reviews
What will happend when Sasuke loves Itachi will he love him back? yoai lemons and everything else you could want.Try not to flame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Chat Room by AkumeKura reviews
Akatsuki is feared worldwide, infamous for its S ranked criminals, known for its disfigured members, and...wait! Akatsuki chatroom? Includes chaos. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007
Akatsuki: The Claire Witch Project by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Pein and Konan take up parenting, trying to raise their new adopted memberchild: Claire. Awww... Isn't she the cutest little hellraiser? Chapter 3 up!BTW NEW TITLE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
Desire by BunnyBunBun reviews
Orochimaru x Kimimaro shota, random smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
Who's your God? by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “Who’s your God?” Hidan let out a curse and moaned. The man above him regarded him coolly. “I’ll tell ya one thing,” Hidan snarled. “It ain’t you.” rated for language and sexual stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Price of Fame by TaylorTheWeird reviews
ZADR - Within the confines of the specially made cage, Zim struggled to escape. Revenge is sweet, and blood is sweeter.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mindless Perversions of Love and Life by uumiho reviews
There were times when she couldn’t help but wonder why. /NejiTen, rated for Sexual Content/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
CAPE BUNNIES ND LAUGHING ITACHI WHAT! by Yaku Leslie-Draco Drespeire reviews
MAGIC MARKER BUNNIES ON CAPESCLOAKS AND ITACHI LAUGHING...WAIT WHAT ABOUT..AND MAYBE EVEN GOD!ehhh off the top of my head..its my first posted story thing..so yea....eh here it is..or is it there..jello.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Rehab by That-Author-Guy reviews
Pein thinks that some of the Akatsuki members have been acting up. He sends Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu to a rehab center in hopes of changing that. Little does he know that chaos and hilarity will ensue! Chapter 4 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Forbidden Love by Jack's Dark Apprentice reviews
Oneshot: Mild RaPr
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Red, Purple - Complete
Sexual Cavities by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Deidara is sugar high and driving the Akatsuki mad, so it's up to Sasori to stop him in a way only the red-head can. SasoDei, S&M, Yaoi, One-Shot for YaoiRocks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Hidden Webcamio Apperance by cyberspyderweb reviews
Well someone has placed a webcam in the rooms of the Akatsuki. One day, One victim. Come see what what a day is like in their rooms! Warning: Hidan's big bad mouth is in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Pain/Pein, Kisame H.
Naruto High! by XKat-ChanX reviews
Naruto is one of the top students in High School. His crush but denial Sasuke Uchiha, but it seems that Sasuke is fond of the blonde as well. What will happen when a few things get in the way, oh and creepy fan girls! SasuNaru! Yaoi! RATED M FOR REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Itachi's Unsure Moment by Artica Storms reviews
He is trying to be nice, like romantic, but is very unsure of himself Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Desire by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Now a Drabble Collection! Pein x Itachi. Because desire will destroy your mind and twist your senses to see its fulfillment. spoilers, yaoi. You have been warned, because this pairing is just too good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
You got nailed by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? FIND OUT! Yaoi, incest, dedication to fans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The True Meaning of Spring Cleaning by Hosh reviews
NWS. ItaSasu, yaoi. Itachi glanced his little brother over silently before setting his box down. When he didn't give an answer and turned to head back into his room, Sasuke's heart sank.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Santa by highonpixistixs reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Kakashi x Genma by mimi801420
Kakashi and his boyfriend Genma celebrate Kakashi becoming the next Hokage. Rated M for drinking very little and sex very much
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
And I Control You by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi Ita/Sasu. Uchihacest. Itachi and Sasuke share their bitter lust in the snow by the Nakano river. Warning blood, underage sex, not happy times. Gift for Kikyo Uchiha!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lover in the night by Hitoko-sama reviews
my first uchihacest.sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Or Lust? by Angel Of Lovex reviews
Naruto is Young,Sexy And Submissive. And he belongs to Uchiha Sasuke.Yoai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hidan Tells A Goodnight Story by Kurogokegumo reviews
Hidan tells a goodnight story to Naruto and Gaara. Need to tell you anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U. - Complete
The Terrible Tale of the Akatsuki by Lychenne Laki reviews
...And the effects of Christmas excess. This is all about how the Akatsuki would spend their holidays. Featuring orochimaru, kimimaro, lots of yaoi. Rated M for: sex, drugs, rock n roll, violence, assaulted house plants, un sensible drinking and ofc YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Tayuya, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blame The Hormones by ChildishPervert reviews
Sasuke can't be so special, he's a boy just like Shikamaru. Let's find out what's so special about boys. Hormones take over! Rated M for lemon, ShikamaruXOC, second p.o.v.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seeking Help by Selvanic reviews
When Envy is sent to a psychiatrist, he finds a new method for 'tormenting' his chibi, and Ed is forced to find retaliation methods. EdxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,311 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Hidden Leaf High by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
My name is Tenten and I'm going into high school. They say that's where the drama begins...and I'm starting to think they're right. Couples inside. Multichapter highschool AU. Lee is not obssessed with youth and Gai and Hinata is not so shy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Best Friends by Slurpee Monster reviews
This is a oneshot about Purple and Red's friendship as they try to handle a problem with the Massive.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Purple, Red - Complete
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
The Connections of Blood and Snow by Saki K reviews
...A Christmas present Sasuke would never forget. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, LimeLemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Hidan's Christmas by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
Hidan hates Christmas and Tobi tries to make it better. Will it work? Where's Tobi? Only one way to find out!: Read this! oneshot. Please R&R. Rated for Hidan's mouth. NO YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wedding Night by dark-night-sky reviews
NejiShika. Lemon. Neji and Shikamaru have just been married, and what better way to spend the special night in a fancy hotel room? Happy Halloween people Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
An Akatsuki Halloween by FrescaPower reviews
The Akatsuki members Itachi, Kisame, Leader, Tobi, Deidara, and Zetsu are all out of candy so they decide to go and steal some. What they don't know is that it's Halloween, and other Naruto characters are out giving tricks or treats too...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Interrupted, Interrupted Again, Finally Alone by Sesshya reviews
NejiHina one shot dedicated to KawaiiS for turning me into a NejiHina fan.Rated M for Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Lemon FOIL by Cyberwolf reviews
written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naruto Drabbles by Ddriana reviews
Drabbles. Itachi 'It was just a necklace, but...' Kimimaro 'Nine out of ten die...' Sasuke 'It's not that Sasuke likes Sakura...' Tobi 'Before you die you die your life flashes before your eyes.' Kyuubi 'A crying infant sounds just like a fox in pain.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kimimaro - Complete
Three is a Lucky Number by 1moonwitch reviews
This is a story threesome KibaHinataShino WARNING:Hvy Lemon so if you do not like lemons do not read Hinata finds love with not one but two special men
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Young Phantom by VladimireSeximus reviews
Danny decided to lick an ice cream one day while he was happily sitting on the roof of Amity Parks town hall...i wonder who gets teased by this?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Baby Trouble by dark-night-sky reviews
Sequel to Chicken pox. Four years after living together, Shikamaru comes home with a 'mission' for them to complete. However, Neji isn't too happy about it, and how is he meant to ask Shikamaru something with that THING around? Yaoi. NejiShika. Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,057 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
A Morning With Neji by momogo7 reviews
Tenten experiences a morning with Neji. nejiten. DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Zim Springer 2 Red and Pur! by otherrealmwriter reviews
Red and Purple in RAPR style are on Jerry Springer and Purple is revealing a shocking secret! Oneshot. Sequilish to Jerry Springer Invader Zim Style
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
Incertitude by AubreyWitch reviews
After everything they've been through, they couldn't help becoming closer, couldn't stop the melding together. They're the only family that accepts her unconditionally. ONE SHOT LEMON Team8 THREESOME KibaHina ShinoHina ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
I would never hurt you by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke comes home one day confused about a certain school subject. Can Itachi make him understand? ItaSasu PWP Inc Anal Shouta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
pulling teeth by Sasha Marie reviews
Zim comforts Dib and helps him heal after he has his wisdom teeth pulled. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blonde haired beauty by Noire Romantique reviews
I suck at summeries. Let's say no one died at the end of any of the past books, everyone is alive. Ron and Hermione have started going out and now Harry is the odd man out, so he needs a new friend, who will be his new friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jerry SpringerInvader Zim Style! by otherrealmwriter reviews
Zim amd Dib in ZADR style end up on Jerry springer! Very messed up. Unusual pairings in store! based on Weird Al's Jerry Springer song.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tribes: The First Prophecy by XxHell's HoundxX reviews
There is a legened that a cat boren with the mark of the warrior ancesters will have to save all of the Tribes from great danger. A kit has been boren will it be the one the prophecy talks about?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007
Explosion by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
ItaSasu smutfic. Shota, manipulation. Sasuke wants to know what his aniki thinks of explosions. So Itachi teaches him. It's what older brothers are for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Temptation by Niko Mane reviews
What will happen when Itachi and Sasuke's parents are gone for a week? Gosh I hate summaries. ItaSasu you no likie you no readie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Separated but Together by BlackFruity reviews
It all starts off with Lee and Neji getting stranded in a storm on a mission... Pure NejiLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Ask The Akatsuki by HarryPotterRulesMyLife reviews
Bored? Well, so are the members of the Akatsuki. With nothing else to do around the cave, no missions or whatever, they've taken to answering questions! Random and wild, review with your questions and we will answer them! A MIGHTEH FUN TIME! w00t!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Making Shino Talk by Miss Cherry reviews
A oneshot to add to me ShinoXAiri collection. It's a lemon about Airi trying to get Shino to talk. Sex scene. ShinoXOC Dedicated to sweetkiss95
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
The Perfect Plan by Adeacia reviews
[ItaSasu] “I want to touch your heart, aniki.” Contains lemons. 8D [Some SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,966 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Cats and Dogs by Noire Romantique reviews
There's a new half demon in town and her name is Sada. And InuYasha has fallen hard for Sada, but wait...Isn't InuYasha supposed to be torn between Kikyo and Kagome? Maybe Sada can solve all his problems and fill that empty space in his heart.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Inuyasha
Just One of Those Autumn Days by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
Kakuzu goes about silencing Hidan's loud mouth using his own methods. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Selling Out by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
A bunch of oneshots with different Sasuke pairings. Mostly reviewer dedication oneshots. Some crazy, some expected. Sasuke as Uke: need I say more? posted KibaSasu, KyuubiSasu, GaaSasu, KakaSasu, ShikaSasu, and ShinoSa. Please read and review and enjoy! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,033 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Love ritual Jashin by HyuugaAngels reviews
Hidan's cloak is ripped and he can't wear it so he goes around with his bare chest, what does Deidara think of this?[One Shot][Lemon] HidaDei HidanxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Longing by freebird22259 reviews
Ino bets Sakura that she cannot get Neji to sleep with her. SakuxNeji Oneshot OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
God Damn Birds by Evie-Chan589 reviews
A cute oneshot involving Neji, Gaara, and annoying birds. NejiGaa rated for Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
I Loved You by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke realises something. Itachi takes something. Itasasu Oneshot PWP Inc Anal Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicken Pox by dark-night-sky reviews
Yaoi and fluff. NejiShika. Poor little Nara boy has the chicken pox, and his least favourite person at the moment decides to come look after him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,062 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Forbidden by Saki K reviews
Unable to take anymore of the cruel reality, Sasuke is shutting himself in the past...[itasasu, uchihacest] rated M for lemon on the later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Secret by o0Kitsune0o reviews
Sasuke gets agitated and lonely one night and wonders into Sensei's bedroom. Scandal ensues. [my first KakaSasu! some changes to the storyline, such as they all live in one house. Rated M only because I'm not sure I could get away with teen. PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Downward Spiral by AubreyWitch reviews
In which Neji is screwed, literally. ONE SHOT LIME NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Waffles by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Dib is rather submissive. ZaDR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Team Gai: Chronicles by Erisabesu reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Christmas With Akatsuki by AkiraDawn reviews
It's Christmas time! And what could be more exciting than sharing Christmas with our favorite dysfunctional criminal organization? Enjoy! R&R! Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Operation Secret Santa by Merks reviews
After the Akatsuki failed in their attempt to capture and extract the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Sir Leader develops a punishment comparable to none other. [OOC]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
The Present by Saki K reviews
The Uchiha brothers find another way to keep warm in their heatless home. I hope you know where this is going.. XD [Uchihacest Itasasu OneShot] M for lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Thunderstorm by Dei-kun reviews
Sasuke is afraid of the large storm that's hit Konoha and decides to sleep with his brother for the night for comfort. Itachi finds himself with slight issues and struggles to control himself. Yaoi, Shouta, ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Chatroom by loner-in-the-world reviews
Terror Of The Ninja World Server Open
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Fatal Flaw by The Words Of A Tempered Soul reviews
this is my first fanfic of Invader Zim. It's 10 years after zim's landing on earth and a lot has changed about him and the people around him. but when Tak returns with a startling secret...emotions flare and chaos erupts.A Zim and Gaz FanFic.Chapter 4 up
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Zim, Gaz
Liaison by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kimimaro is unable to come to terms with his position in Otogakure with Kabuto there, so he decided to take some time alone, but Kabuto is not willing to let him sulk alone.KabuKimi. That I know of, the first for this pair o.o
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Kimimaro - Complete
Orochimaru's Toungue The Truth by AnimeMatrice reviews
The explanation on why Orochimaru's tongue is so long. It has nothing to do with snakes.Warning: Ridiculous plot ahead!ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
In the Grey by flying metal child reviews
COMPLETE! A strange, one sided relationship begins to form between Dib and Zim. How will Zim handle Dib's advances when he can't feel the same physically? Zim's answer is a compromise. Each will get what he wants, one way or another...ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,400 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader Zim: Deathdancer by Pancakekitty reviews
Do any of you remember Crimson Eyes and Burning Obsessions, my old crappy story? This is the new one. I'm not giving you a summary, it would ruin the story. WARNING: Yaoi,ZimRed
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Zim, Red
Bad dreamer by suger-snake reviews
A scared Sasuke spends the night with Itachi after a bad dream [itasasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Orochimaru Experiments by Fenristhewlf reviews
Tsunade and Jiraiya confront Orochimaru about his Experiments, rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Temari's Labor Day Special: Lost in America by Sunlit A Colony reviews
Temari, Gaara and Kankuro travel to the USA to learn about its culture but become separated. Will they find each other and make it home safely or will this fic degenerate into an offensive mess?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2005
The Book by Melik reviews
Unwritten Histories of the Irken Way", read to you by tallest Purple... interupted for you by tallest Red!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004
Interview with Malfoy by DaNcErBaYbE reviews
My interview with Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Draco M.
Leave Us Alone by Lizzy733 reviews
Ahaha! My First Zim fic... what happens when the tallest just get bored with Zim's reports and decide to tell him the truth? rEaD anD ReVIeW oR i wILL Be FoRceD tO Go iNsANE!!! ... Wait a minute... nevermind...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2002
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Toying With Love reviews
Purple lovingly gives his friend Red a new toy to help with the stress of being a Tallest, but with the hopes of being able to use it also himself. What happens though when Red ends up falling for this toy whose name is Zeta? Rated M to be safe Red/OC
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Red, Purple
Ask The Akatsuki reviews
Basically just ask them what ever you wish! This is my first one of this kind! It is full of crackish things and hilarious stunts and events!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Shadow Wolf Ninja reviews
Shade and her loyal companion Hawk were on their way to Konoha when Shade was captured by the Akatsuki for a mysterious reason. HidanxOc rating my be changed later depending on how the story turns out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hidan
Warriors: The Beginning reviews
Not very good at summaries but it's about a cat that has to save the clans from disaster.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008
Tribes: The First Prophecy reviews
There is a legened that a cat boren with the mark of the warrior ancesters will have to save all of the Tribes from great danger. A kit has been boren will it be the one the prophecy talks about?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007