Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
Girls who can't take a hit, wouldn't dream of getting their hands dirty, walk the whole mile, can't go a day without their cell phones, fight by pulling hair and clawing, and are all around pansies piss me off. They are the girls who make guys think they're superior to us. They need to learn how to throw a punch, be tough, and stand proud.
We wear tennis shoes to P.E. not flats.
I'm a girl and I'll throw anyone who looks down on me because of it in a mud puddle.
Legend of Zelda
Legend of Zelda
Link x Zelda
Korra x Bolin
Cloud x Aeris (VII)
Phoenix Wright x Maya Fey
Kevin x Gwen
Ash x Misty
Roy x Riza
Dumbledore x Grindelwald
Sasuke x Sakura
Sesshomaru x Rin
Ike x Pit
And you, young woman, bearing weapons when you should be bearing children. Tale of RinSesshomaru, by rwparker
Look! Look! Sasuke has duck-butt hair! Isn’t that superfantabulous?! Change in Direction, By Tasha Ashes
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. Fight Club
Here’s the plan: We go in. I start hitting people hard in the face; see where that takes us. Unknown
One does not simply walk into Wal-mart. There is evil there that does not sleep. Unknown
Today, I discovered goldfish don’t like jello. Unknown
Oh yeah? Well… I don’t like your pants. Unknown
My luck hates me. Unknown
Now go away before I decide to stab you with my chopsticks. About a Daddy and a Nanny, by syaoran no hime
Hey! No mind reading without permission! Heroes of Hyrule, by anime animal
GOOD GOD!! IT'S INVINSIBLE!! Ooccoo the deformed, By Humanoid-Magpie
When you want something said; get a man to do it. When something done; get a woman to do it. Unknown
Aww...look at all the teeny little kids who want to be Hitler. My friend, Jill
The FBI wears purple socks. My friend, Kristina
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Unknown
If I cared what people thought I would have dyed my hair black a long time ago. Kurosaki Ichigo, Bleach - English dub
If you're not a fan of Sasuke and Sakura then you have bad taste. Animequeen100
If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Iron Man
So, you’re telling me that if I told you that I wanted to ravish you right this very second, you’d be okay with it? Clones, By Perpetual159
Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura likes Sasuke, and Sasuke is still emotionally retarded. Out of Breath
You know that saying, 'You are what you eat?' Well, if I eat Lucky Charms does that mean I'm Magically Delicious? My friend, Amanda
Just because I happen to ponder metaphysics more than you do, doesn't mean I'm stupid. Once Upon A Time, By Totally Tampons
What the hell were you doing if you weren’t debating kissing her? Looking for inspiration for some emo poetry or something?
This girl in Special Ed. asked me out today, and when I rejected her she called me a retard. My cousin, Robbie
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. Brother Odd, By Dean Koontz
If I made a list of all the people I can't con it would be: you and the guy at 7eleven. My friend, Eugene, after a conversation about how he couldn't con me.
Come on Ash, I don't need to know what a loser you are. I already know that! Barry, Pokémon
The odds of something like what you just described happening are astronomical. And since you don't have a single shred of evidence to back up your claim, I'm going to have to call bullshit. It is a Mystery, By Mister Mystery
You'll be so fast Mother Nature will be like, "Slow down," you'll be like "Fuck you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS. Powerthirst
Climb down off your pedestal, Sally, and go make me some fries and shut up. My sister, Nicole, when I told her the story of how a McDonald's employee wouldn't let me and my friends play Black Jack in the restaurant.
I didn't know you could hide in plain sight, so I didn't look there. My brother, Anthony
To die without leaving a corpse…that is the way of us Garo. Garo, Majora's Mask
Don't give Miss Kang fire! My friend, Nicole about our friend lending our Algebra 2 teacher her lighter.
Time to blow some shit up... again. The Lady of Spargus, By M-python-girl
Good news, Tseng! Me and... Me and Cloud here are both backwater experts. Oh yeah! Zack Fair, Crisis Core
The source of so many of my favorite quotes that it would take up way to much space to post them all here:
You don't like this shit? This shit is the shit! My sister's boyfriend, Richard
... Are you the virgin? Teahouse, By Emirain
Eww... he got angst on my sweater. My sister, Nicole
EATING. BABIES. IS NOT. COOL. Ben, Ben 10: Alien Force
I'M KEVIN ELEVEN FUCKING THOUSAND! Indulgence, By Invader-Hime
I don't need any of your sass, Sparkles! Legacy of Linebeck, By Kojinka
Can't touch this! Can't touch this! Aww... you touch this. My cousin, Ally
We all know a muffin is just a bald cupcake. Jim Gaffigan
He was caught in the battle of good vs. evil... Now Jack was playing the game and no one had bothered to tell him the rules. Destiny, By GreyLady12
Thanks a lot for proving just how ugly and immature you are. It's been real. Izaya, Durarara!! - English dub
Wow, that person said you can't ride to town in a bathtub; that is totally inaccurate. My friend, Noah
Well, you could write about a toilet, and you could write you could write about Twilight, or you could write about throwing Twilight in the toilet. My 11th grade English teacher, Mr. McCarthy
"Who are you rooting for?"
How old are you? Why can't you just write 'sex'? My friend, Hannah
You better not kick your dog in the head. I'll kick you in the head. My friend, Andrew
'Cause that's a bummer of a name to have: Hitler. My 11th grade US History teacher, Mr. Nichols
J.K. Rowling gave Harry two perfect suitors and she chose neither of them: Luna and Draco! My friend, Michaela
There are three kinds of people in high school: people who make things happen, people who watch things happen, and people who wonder, "What happened?" My 12th grade government teacher, Ms. Dewitt
I hate science and math... I don't know how the hell a cell works, but I'm still alive, damnit! My 12th grade English/creative writing teacher, Ms. T
It all started with garbage getting thrown under the bleachers and Mamori being herself, decided to clean it up. Hiruma being himself, decided to sit above her and watch. Rumors, by thexlastxfantasy
Asians like their babies on fruit. My friend, Chris
Guys... Ballin's like, a person. My friend, Zoe, about our drama teacher
I'd like to thank the gods for my ass. Thank you, ass gods. My friend, Emma
But isn't that grammatically incorrect?
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
One bright day in the middle of night,
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