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Hiding (the Christmas Criminal) by Anton M reviews
COMPLETE. When Bella's parents decide to go on a cruise for Christmas, her best friend Rose offers for her to stay at their cabin in Idaho for the holiday. It's a beautiful plan until her colleague shows up. Snugglefic, short story, AH, BPOV, olderward, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,567 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/18/2023 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hoodwinked by Mr G and Me reviews
Opposites attract even if he's a complete shithead whose sole purpose for existing is to torture you. When Bella gets dumped two weeks before her graduating dance, Edward agrees to be her "pity date", but not all is what it seems. Australian setting because I'm still pretty researched-out. And I'm lazy. AU and AH, and all that... ***COMPLETE***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,835 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/4/2023 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Complete
Maybe a Dance by Anton M reviews
Complete. Edward is in need of a fiancée for Christmas. Snugglefic. Professor/student, best friend's older brother, fake relationship. UST, Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 177,739 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 11/20/2022 - Published: 12/26/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind The Ivories by LaMomo reviews
A serious accident ended Edward Cullen's career as a war correspondent six years ago. After a personal and professional betrayal uproots her life in Europe, Isabella Swan has navigated a sexist and elitist industry one concert and one social media post at a time. They have nothing in common, until their worlds collide. Voted #1 in Top 10 Completed Fics Sept 2022 Twifanfictionrecs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 217,785 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 9/24/2022 - Published: 1/15/2022 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Primum Non Nocere by FlamingMaple reviews
As the new doctor in town, Bella Swan expected protestors at the abortion clinic where she volunteered. What she didn't expect was for one of them to hold the door. Or for her to ask him out. Bella & Edward. All human. **Incomplete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/7/2022 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Bella, Edward
sharing kisses with a devil by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary hadn't been able to stop thinking about Isabelle's biker cousin. She didn't realize he felt the same. Biker AU. Clace. Twoshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2022 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Trust & Obey by heartfortwilight reviews
Bella is a twenty-two-year-old college graduate and submissive whose trust in the community has been broken by a cruel Dominant. Edward is a thirty-eight-year-old billionaire Dominant. Since his younger brother, by sixteen years, is getting married, he is opening his home at the Cullen compound to the bride's maid of honor. Will she ever be able to obey a Dominant again? B/E R/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,267 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 1/21/2022 - Published: 6/19/2021 - Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Mischief Incarnate by ColinEhle reviews
Three days before their wedding day, Emma is determined to have Mr. Knightley answer her questions. George Knightley has always handled Emma’s mischief, he can do so still—or so he thinks. One-shot. Suggestive situations. Rated M to be safe.
Emma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2021 - Emma W., Mr. Knightley - Complete
Sinful Reflections by creaatingmadness reviews
When she moves into a high-rise apartment block in the city, a kindergarten teacher finds a new kink: touching herself in front of the window. Imagining that someone is watching her is part of the thrill. But what happens when fantasy becomes reality? Written for the Bodice Ripper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 198 - Published: 6/30/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look, Don't Touch by Cheriana-1 reviews
Bella's got it bad for sexy cops with handcuffs. But there's one in particular who invades her every fantasy — and he's about to find out her dirty little secret. ***1st Place Winner in the Bodice Rippers Contest, along with Hottest Foreplay Award and more***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 190 - Published: 6/29/2021 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Come Back Tomorrow by Shadow Masen reviews
Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly in the path of the best things that will ever happen to us. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 6454 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 6/15/2021 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reminiscent by LozzofLondon reviews
It's true what they say: you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I've missed Edward Cullen every moment of every day since I broke his heart. It's been ten years and one email could change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/9/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Soon is Now? by Hotteaforme reviews
One night (and a day) can change a lot between friends. "Alreet our kid?" A Britward one-shot. *fluff*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/24/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursuing the Proposition by Lily Jill reviews
When broke college friends, Edward and Bella, both find themselves in once in a lifetime opportunities but without the necessary funds to make their dreams come true, they turn to each other in a quest to make it happen. Set against a college beach town, what happens when The Proposition turns into something neither of them expect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 5/22/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosewood & Emerald and Redwood & Elm by BixieRosen reviews
"One day, my Bella, you will realise it was never about giving in. The battle was won long ago," says the wizard to the witch. A forbidden dalliance meets fantasy. Very AU - and very Mature. No vamps, but plenty of magic. A story in three parts; now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,109 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 7/9/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halloween Party by TwiTricksandTreats6 reviews
Edward is forced to pledge to the Alpha House and dared to do the unthinkable at the annual Halloween Party. Bella is also in attendance, and after winning the costume contest, she surprises everyone with what she does with the special reward she received.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/23/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body of Christ by Belladonna and TheFictionFreak reviews
She was clearly in pain. She clearly needed help. How could I deny her? How could I ignore the distress of a child of God? I couldn't. And that was my downfall. Some drama, some laughs, plenty of UST. BxE AH AU of the spiritual kind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 190,307 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught in the Act by creaatingmadness reviews
It's been six weeks since I moved into Edward Cullen's apartment and the jury was still out on whether it was the worst mistake I've ever made. How the f*** am I going to resist him for the next year? OneShot. MA. Sour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit Me With A Text by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary sexts her 'one night stand' but it turns out that she accidentally sent it to her boss. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/5/2020 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Breathing Into You by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary was a carefree university student, who split her time between classes, painting in her cheap apartment, drinking with her friends, and getting high with an older guy named Jace. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,613 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
(The Morning After) The Night Before Christmas by TheFicChick reviews
"Oh, God, Edward Cullen has seen me naked." (A "Twilight" Christmas one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 319 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Bella - Complete
Vacation Town by bicyclesarecool reviews
Reeling and traumatized from the death of her father and her subsequent move across the country, Bella finds herself in a popular vacation spot-in the off season. Here, she meets Edward, a boy dealing with his own ghosts, who she can't help but feel drawn to. Their tentative relationship grows as they learn to face their fears and learn that things might not be hopeless after all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,781 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5649 - Favs: 6,804 - Follows: 6,951 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter In The Air by KitsuShel reviews
When her mother, Mrs. Kringle, guilts Bella into coming home to the North Pole, will the winter in the air make her decide to stay? Can she bring herself to face the green-eyed elf that haunts her heart? Jingle All The Way 3rd Place Judge's Winner. *edited summary*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dang It, Bella by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella Swan's bad day just got a whole lot worse. Insert Edward Cullen, underneath her back bumper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TMD by Ninkita reviews
"Ten inches and a missed opportunity," Alice mourned. "Never again. I'm never going to agree to date someone I meet at work. It's a disaster."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,686 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smutty One Shots for the Mind by ReadingIsForNerds reviews
A collection of Clace one shots that are pure smut for the brain. A new situation for every chapter between our two favorite characters. Some chapters will be more graphic than others so read with caution if you are weary of reading smut. It won't be for the faint of heart. I do take requests and try to come up with something if there is something you want to read. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,679 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 4/19/2016
Starting The Year With A Bang by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary's new year started off a little different than she expected. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Hatchet Man by compass54 reviews
When Bella's boss retires, the only thing standing between her and the position is the dick they've already hired for the job. My entry for the Biggest Dick Ever Contest - second place winner - public vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,006 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 314 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 16266 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personalities in Disorder by winterhorses reviews
O/S for our dear Meli Stories. Emmett is sure that his smooth-talking friend, Edward, will be able to crack the thick ice of Bella the man-hater. Alice doesn't agree, and a wager is made. But both are surprised when neither Bella nor Edward act as expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Game of Seduction by limelikesjam173 reviews
It started out as some innocent birthday fun. I dared Edward to seduce me. I didn't dream he would succeed. I had no idea how much he would make me want him. And I didn't know that one night would change everything. Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flash Forward by Hopesparkles reviews
Gone was the boy of her past, and in his place was the man she knew would be her future. In just a few days he had shown her that life was to be seen, experienced, and shared … together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Student Body by drotuno reviews
When Bella's subject drops out of her experiment with less than two months left before her thesis is due, she panics. In walks Edward Cullen, best friend and fellow med student. Staying clinical may prove difficult when things get personal. Rated M ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
Bake Me a Cupcake by NewTwilightFan reviews
*Tricks & Treats Contest Entry: 1st Place Public Vote, 3rd Place Judges Vote* Bella Swan is used to being judged because of her dyed hair and piercings. Then a boy who seems to be her polar opposite slips beneath her defenses. Over melted toffee and pumpkin cupcakes, she finds herself falling hard. But is he too good to be true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,850 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 226 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked Out by thelazygiraffe reviews
Jace and Clary both get back to their dorm rooms late one night to find out they've both been locked out because their respective roommates are busy having sex. Stuck in the hallway with nowhere else to go, they've got to find some way to keep busy, right? Rated M for sexy times.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 441 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
140 Characters or Less by SueBee0619 reviews
"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 205 - Published: 9/15/2015
With Friends Like That by SueBee0619 reviews
When Alice leaves a drunk Bella to fend for herself, a green-eyed "hottie brottie" comes to the rescue. 4th Place Judge's Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 409 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rental Exchange by FoxxyJ reviews
A May To December Romance Contest entry: "Professional architect seeks senior culinary student for rental exchange." Edward Cullen had no idea of the trouble he was in for the day he placed a simple advertisement to make his hectic life easier. Olderward x Youngella. Winner of The Temptress Award for Best Young Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Matchmakers and Mistletoe by Hopesparkles reviews
They had been friends forever, and when she poured her heart out to him, he made a promise he knew he could keep. My entry for the 2014 Under the Mistletoe Contest. Winner for Best Romance/Fluff/Swoon category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/3/2015
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6431 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18535 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
What started out as a normal day at work, ends up in a trip to the ER, and a prescription Bella didn't see coming. Host's Choice in the Doctorward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 360 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
We're A Hot Match by LyricalKris reviews
He was the boy next door. Well. He was the owner of the fancy wine bar next door to the tattoo parlor Bella owned. He was classy, she was scrappy. There was no way they were a match, right? A merry Valentine's Day gift for aurgasm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 479 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Ahoy, Love! by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. One big, white boat, one unfortunate tropical storm, a few too many bottles of booze, and two single thirty-somethings hanging out, maybe falling in love, and trying to not lose their minds amidst the endless rounds of shuffleboard and Bingo. Just a bit of fluffy summer fun to take the bite out of Old Man Winter. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 5,820 - Follows: 3,992 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
oPeRaTiOn jOhNsOn by rubyblue9696 reviews
1ST PLACE WINNER: Public Vote - Friends to Lovers Contest (more inside): After a night out celebrating, two best friends find themselves in an Alice-induced predicament. There's striped underwear, naked girl-tummy and a couple of handcuffed fools. There's poking and prodding and no more time for waiting, and Urban Dictionary, too. Warning: Only 18 or Older for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
The Truth According to Tumblr by nikkipattinson reviews
I was completely addicted to his blog. I woke to it every morning and went to bed with it every night. He was the man of my fantasies and then I asked him a mundane question…. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 193 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amare Sine Timore by rubyblue9696 reviews
They'd been dancing around each other for years. Around 'them'. He remembers that final straw that broke their camel's back. And, he's never going to break his promise… so that she won't ever break her own. An Edward and Bella one-shot for the Mark Me One-Shot Contest (canceled). WARNING: Over 18 Only and You Know Exactly Why! LOL! Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Kiss You All Over by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
It's the morning after and George struggles to remember exactly what did he do the night before. All he does know is that he is NEVER going to a 1970s karaoke bar with Emma, Frank, Jane, Elton, Augusta, Harriet, and Robbie ever again.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Emma W., Mr. Knightley] Mrs. Elton, F. Churchill - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,016 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 423 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15332 - Favs: 11,666 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orange Kisses and Peppermint Hearts by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He is gone, leaving her with the bitter sense of absence and the sweet taste of his name on her tongue. Then, a mysterious letter arrives, bursting with the flavors of a love story. Will the words that grace the page change the course of her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 224 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Right Guy by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First, The Best, The Last by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella Swan celebrates her 24th birthday by stepping out of the box. What happens when she meets Edward on the other side? "You'll never look at birthday spankings the same way again." A birthday present for tinklove Will be completed today lemon, fluff and a smidge of SpankingSantaward warning
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 384 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 12,342 - Follows: 6,324 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 265 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Hottie and the Sexy Speech Girl by bornonhalloween reviews
When Major Edward Cullen's father finds himself in need of rehab, will Carlisle's sweet Speech-Language Pathologist be just what the doctor ordered for his dashing but gun shy son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13031 - Favs: 8,975 - Follows: 6,437 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dude Looks Like A Lady by cherieblossum reviews
Bella gets a job at the local club and becomes immersed in a world she had never encountered before. Feathers, and Sparkles and Drag…Oh My! **Winner of most original plot in the 80's Power Ballad contest**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 430 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mended by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Sequel to Broken, Recovery, and Confessions. Emma struggles to overcome her last obstacle in becoming mended.
Emma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2011 - [Emma W., Mr. Knightley] - Complete
Naked by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Sequel to Art Classes. Emma wins the latest wager and is attempting to draw George naked but he's making things difficult. Very, very high T
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2011 - [Emma W., Mr. Knightley] - Complete
Art Class by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Modern AU. It's art class for the sixth form in Highbury High. Harriet is crying, Elton gets slapped and will George ever get rid off that embarrassing picture?
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Mr. Elton, Mr. Knightley, Emma W., Harriet S. - Complete
Confessions by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Sequel to Broken and Recovery. Emma brings herself to confess her feelings to Mr Knightly after the news of Frank and Jane comes out.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Emma W., Mr. Knightley] - Complete
Recovery by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Sequel to Broken. Slowly Emma is recovering from her painful ordeal with Mr Elton. During her recovery she discovers that Mr Knightly is right. Warning: mentions of dark themes
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Miss Bates, Mr. Knightley, Anne W., Emma W. - Complete
Broken by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU. Mr Elton did not take rejection well and both John and George Knightly regret not protecting Emma better. Will there ever be a day where Emma isn't broken? Warning: very dark implications
Emma - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Mr. Elton, Mr. John Knightley, Mr. Knightley, Emma W. - Complete
Through My Eyes by Picklewinkle reviews
Best smut winner in the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST. Edward thinks Bella is perfect the way she is. Now that he finally has the chance, he's going to prove it to her. Rated M. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 151 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
Savage Claus & The Shy Rebel by IAmAutumnDawn reviews
Bella is working as a mall Elf when she becomes attracting to the most infuriating Santa ever. What will she do when a quiet biker also catches her interest? Who will she choose or, more importantly, who will choose her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,666 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only in My Dreams by ooza reviews
What happens when you mix Christmas, Edward, & penetration? One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review. Bella/Edward, AH, Rated M for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be My F'ing Boyfriend by theladyingrey42 reviews
A secret. A song. A dance. Will Bella ever look at Edward the same way again? Rated M for weird lemons and drag queens. AU/AH, ExB and waaaay OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitchin' in the Kitchen by frantic-daydreamer reviews
It's been a long, hot summer and Bella has had just about enough of her husband and their DIY remodel. Can things be resolved before the entire family arrives to demolish their kitchen? Second Place Winner of Lovin in the Oven Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasure in a Jar by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Bella Swan has two loves in her life, Edward Cullen, and Nutella. Armed with Bella's favorite snack, and his six-pack abs, Edward Cullen is about to do the impossible… he is about to get Bella Swan to share her Nutella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 457 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Edward has been helping Bella make chocolate for five years. When Bella has the idea of a lifetime, she needs Edward's help to make it work. Will their friendship finally become more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 526 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kimpy reviews
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9446 - Favs: 18,056 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After the Ball by SadArticle reviews
Smutty fluff, be warned! Percy and Marguerite enjoy the calm, the silence, and each other. Set after The Triumph of the Scarlet Pimpernel
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete