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The Favor (Halloween Party) by Jgaff reviews
After doing a favor for a very naked Edward Cullen, an inappropriate video surfaces for all to see. Bella is then forced to do the unthinkable by asking him ... the sexiest man at Washington University, to pose as her boyfriend. Will the masquerade satisfy Charlie, or will he see right through it? A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 11/4/2020 - [Bella, Edward] [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
Sinful Reflections by creaatingmadness reviews
When she moves into a high-rise apartment block in the city, a kindergarten teacher finds a new kink: touching herself in front of the window. Imagining that someone is watching her is part of the thrill. But what happens when fantasy becomes reality? Written for the Bodice Ripper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/30 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bye, Baby by MightyMorphingPomegranate reviews
Twenty-six year old Bella is on a Zoom video conference call for work when some dude from the Chicago branch starts chatting her up on Instant Messenger- in the middle of the meeting! Sure, he's a genius with a gorgeous smile, but so what? He's also conceited and condescending AF, and Bella SO doesn't need that in her life right now. AH, E/B (Rated T for course language)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,273 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Complete
Come Back Tomorrow by Shadow Masen reviews
Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly in the path of the best things that will ever happen to us. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 6453 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reminiscent by LozzofLondon reviews
It's true what they say: you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I've missed Edward Cullen every moment of every day since I broke his heart. It's been ten years and one email could change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/9 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halloween Party by TwiTricksandTreats6 reviews
Edward is forced to pledge to the Alpha House and dared to do the unthinkable at the annual Halloween Party. Bella is also in attendance, and after winning the costume contest, she surprises everyone with what she does with the special reward she received.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/23/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body of Christ by Belladonna and TheFictionFreak reviews
She was clearly in pain. She clearly needed help. How could I deny her? How could I ignore the distress of a child of God? I couldn't. And that was my downfall. Some drama, some laughs, plenty of UST. BxE AH AU of the spiritual kind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 190,307 - Reviews: 4624 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught in the Act by creaatingmadness reviews
It's been six weeks since I moved into Edward Cullen's apartment and the jury was still out on whether it was the worst mistake I've ever made. How the f*** am I going to resist him for the next year? OneShot. MA. Sour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit Me With A Text by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary sexts her 'one night stand' but it turns out that she accidentally sent it to her boss. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/5/2020 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Breathing Into You by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary was a carefree university student, who split her time between classes, painting in her cheap apartment, drinking with her friends, and getting high with an older guy named Jace. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,613 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
(The Morning After) The Night Before Christmas by TheFicChick reviews
"Oh, God, Edward Cullen has seen me naked." (A "Twilight" Christmas one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 285 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Bella - Complete
Primum Non Nocere by FlamingMaple reviews
As the new doctor in town, Bella Swan expected protestors at the abortion clinic where she volunteered. What she didn't expect was for one of them to hold the door. Or for her to ask him out. Bella & Edward. All human. **Incomplete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Bella, Edward
TMD by Ninkita reviews
"Ten inches and a missed opportunity," Alice mourned. "Never again. I'm never going to agree to date someone I meet at work. It's a disaster."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,686 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smutty One Shots for the Mind by ReadingIsForNerds reviews
A collection of Clace one shots that are pure smut for the brain. A new situation for every chapter between our two favorite characters. Some chapters will be more graphic than others so read with caution if you are weary of reading smut. It won't be for the faint of heart. I do take requests and try to come up with something if there is something you want to read. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,679 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 4/19/2016
Starting The Year With A Bang by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary's new year started off a little different than she expected. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Sharing Kisses With A Devil by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary hadn't been able to stop thinking about Isabelle's biker cousin. She didn't realize he felt the same. Biker AU. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 16147 - Favs: 7,084 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personalities in Disorder by winterhorses reviews
O/S for our dear Meli Stories. Emmett is sure that his smooth-talking friend, Edward, will be able to crack the thick ice of Bella the man-hater. Alice doesn't agree, and a wager is made. But both are surprised when neither Bella nor Edward act as expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Student Body by drotuno reviews
When Bella's subject drops out of her experiment with less than two months left before her thesis is due, she panics. In walks Edward Cullen, best friend and fellow med student. Staying clinical may prove difficult when things get personal. Rated M ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
Locked Out by thelazygiraffe reviews
Jace and Clary both get back to their dorm rooms late one night to find out they've both been locked out because their respective roommates are busy having sex. Stuck in the hallway with nowhere else to go, they've got to find some way to keep busy, right? Rated M for sexy times.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
140 Characters or Less by SueBee0619 reviews
"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/15/2015
With Friends Like That by SueBee0619 reviews
When Alice leaves a drunk Bella to fend for herself, a green-eyed "hottie brottie" comes to the rescue. 4th Place Judge's Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 412 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6418 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18333 - Favs: 5,832 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3850 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth According to Tumblr by nikkipattinson reviews
I was completely addicted to his blog. I woke to it every morning and went to bed with it every night. He was the man of my fantasies and then I asked him a mundane question…. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 181 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15285 - Favs: 11,376 - Follows: 5,786 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 212 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 371 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7674 - Favs: 12,081 - Follows: 6,248 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Piano Man by kimpy reviews
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete