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Joined 06-22-07, id: 1306749, Profile Updated: 05-04-17
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

My Highschool's colors were Black and Yellow, so I'm representing Hufflepuff all day.

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Anime I like

Naruto, Basilisk, To Love Ru, Sekurei, DBZ (Cell and Buu sagas; after Perfect Cell was achieved, and Buu was awakened), Read Or Die

Books I like

Harry Potter, Stephen King (Carrie, The Shining, Fire Starter, Christine, Pet Semetary, It, and although it was a made for television movie and not a book, Rose Red)

Fanfics I normally read

Naruto and Harry Potter; mostly humor fics, but I usually won't shy away from a good fic. This means competent spelling, grammar, sentence, paragraph, and dialogue structure, and plausibility as it pertains to the canon universe.

Quotes and Sayings

As I’ve shopped around different sites looking for stories, I’ve come across some quotes on profile pages that I thought were absolutely genius. If you recognize one marked unknown from somewhere, let me know so that I can give credit where it is due.

Sephiroth’s Sword

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

NamelessHeretic

"It takes real guts to admit you're a coward."

Zendura

Something taken is worthless, but something earned is worth everything.

Mine

Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

Ron White

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and throw a party.

Unknown

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: ‘One. But it takes ten episodes, two level ups, Piccolo and all the human fighters dying and getting revived, and someone getting pecks the size of tires to do it.’ –Uzumaki Harry by: (fanfiction.net)

-In case anyone is curious, I do have my own realistic opinions about my stories, and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't fav most of them.

Wierdest Attack Ever- it's crack, I can't help it

Karin's Shocking Revelation- silliness

I'm still in the air about Changes and Cliche...but the latter is a real possibility

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And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,307 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/23/2016
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 94 - Words: 292,611 - Reviews: 6720 - Favs: 7,933 - Follows: 8,577 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/1/2017
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 178 - Words: 780,465 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2005
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 7/16/2014
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting by Lucillia reviews
Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
On the Mountain by dogbertcarroll reviews
Did you ever wish the earth would just open up and swallow you? A pair of ex-lovers finds the reality is quite different from the fantasy as they are forced together in a world they aren't sure they recognize. Breaking up may have been hard to do, but what's required to get them back together is a world apart.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/20/2017
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 6/9/2016
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6899 - Favs: 12,275 - Follows: 10,770 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 12,844 - Follows: 16,422 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Angry, Angry Wizards by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Finally letting his long patience run out during the hearing to determine his fate, Harry gets a one-way ticket to Japan as a way for the Minister to be legally rid of him. Just one problem...no one told Harry about the aliens and their insane caretaker! Now he's stuck in a battle royale with a prize he's not even interested in! Can Harry survive his flock? Harry with minor harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 6,591 - Follows: 6,461 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
What If: Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path AU by Temporal Knight reviews
A mostly humorous companion piece to Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path. More or less unconnected chapters expanding on where things might have gone in a different direction from the main story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016
Scoobyween 15 by Chunk127 reviews
It's that time of the year again. Another 31 Halloween one shots.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,103 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 4,164 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Stop That Truck! by Lucillia reviews
Little Harry Potter encounters the Winter Soldier under what were quite possibly the most ludicrous circumstances possible during the Winter Soldier's Summer from Hell. A Summer from Hell that Harry might've been indirectly responsible for...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Quinjet's Little Design Flaw by Lucillia reviews
The Quinjet wasn't made for really long trips, so it's missing a convenience or two. This one probably shouldn't have been left off however.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Clint B./Hawkeye - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,029 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6263 - Favs: 9,325 - Follows: 7,230 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 15158 - Favs: 11,569 - Follows: 11,183 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,376 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 6,442 - Follows: 5,399 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Pretend by erbkaiser reviews
Faced with the ultimate horror, overly amorous parents, Hermione Granger must do the unthinkable and lie to her parents. But what if they call her bluff? / Written for the QLFC round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Lives Gone By by Lucillia reviews
Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 303 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate You Very Much by erbkaiser reviews
Harry and Pansy have a chance encounter in their sixth year, that results in some UST finally getting resolved. Hate/Romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Bookworm by erbkaiser reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Chromosome Chaos by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Because genetic analysis is much trickier than you might think, and the author feels continually compelled to play devil's advocate. [spoilers for chapter 700 7]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sarada U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
In the Wild by erbkaiser reviews
Harry just can't get a break. Now he's somehow ended up in a jungle with Luna Lovegood as company... not that he is complaining that much. He could do without the locals, though. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Liquid Courage by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 303 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
His Choice by sarhea reviews
Harry Potter makes a conscious decision to select a wife of his own choice. He was not going to propose to who everyone expected him to. He was not going to let someone 'older and wiser' push him. He was going to stop and think, use both his mind and his gut feelings. #LJcommunity hprare-cliche Harry/Millicent bonding, matchmaking politics COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Harry P., Millicent B.] Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,694 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 8,433 - Follows: 8,917 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Revolutionary Girl Luna by Luan Mao reviews
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Distracted by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Jealous? by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 202 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Fairy Tales by Perceval23 reviews
Harry failed to learn the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, so he, with Luna's guidance, must undertake a journey to learn the true history of the Wizarding world, and find himself in the process. Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 285,745 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,348 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Forest of Dean by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot AU of DH. Ron doesn't reconnect with his friends until three months later. But how much of a difference will THAT make?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,301 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4204 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Animal by erbkaiser reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Weasley Potion Muddle by Scott the Wanderer reviews
For those of us who thought that more than half the Weasley relationships were caused by Amortentia, but still believe they are good people at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Song That Never Ends by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason those two are so much like those other two.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ashura Ō., Indra Ō. - Complete
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Grinding the Organ of Divergence by Facepalmistry reviews
Had Buffy realised the importance of Xander being the buttmonkey to Willow's organgrinder all the way back before her 17th, this might have all been avoided… A post-Season 7 divergence, involving Xander, a Hell Dimension, hippie weirdness, one of the weirder het pairings you'll ever come across and the gratuitous flogging of several dead horses…er, Xander!tropes. Pun intended.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Xander H., Willow R., Dawn S. - Complete
The Message by erbkaiser reviews
What is Luna to do when her husband sends her a cryptic message, but to try to decipher it? Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 5879 - Favs: 9,578 - Follows: 7,201 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Not so Subtle by PostLifeSyndrome reviews
Naruto's ploys in the final fight are a bit...obvious.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Zetsu, Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Where is Hermione? by erbkaiser reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione disappears. Harry searches for her for years, but she is gone... until she finally comes back on her own terms. (Written to illustrate the flaw in this trope.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel (not yet up)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 843 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 5,685 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My name is Harry Potter by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Voldemort struck down Harry Potter in the forbidden forest. It does not stick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shards Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia Chase was destined to die young. Xander Harris was destined to be nothing but the Zeppo. But what if that wasn't true? And what happens when you add Ethan Rayne into the mix? (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,215 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] Dawn S., Ethan R. - Complete
Pass the Firewhiskey by mnidl reviews
Harry and Hermione share a night neither one of them remembers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 467 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
One Shot, One Kill by Methos2523 reviews
It had been five years since Xander Harris had left Sunnydale, six years since Halloween gave him the kick in the rear he needed to get himself out of that damned town and make something of himself. He'd just never imagined he would actually meet the man that had changed so much for him all those years ago, a man until now, he'd thought was just a figment of someone's imagination.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Xander H., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 4,519 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 1,588 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 252 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
The Trial by stealacandy reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Honesty by Lemniscate35173 reviews
Umbridge's attempt to get Harry to talk. "How did Sirius Black escape?" "He hula-danced out of the tower, while Dumbledore and Snape became line dancers and Minister Fudge did the electric slide,"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Victory by zArkham reviews
The real world has consequences. The real world does not have a Disney ending. Real horrors live on after the quest is completed, the villain defeated and one has ridden off into the sunset. With these horrors comes nightmares and paranoia which can lead to the unthinkable. The Wizarding world has a habit of ignoring problems. This habit leads to tragedy. (Character Death)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mill by Lucillia reviews
Moriarty deals with a matter of obligation in the place where it all began.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Lily Evans P., J. Moriarty
A Shocking Surprise For Two by turbomagnus reviews
Kakashi goes hunting Naruto when he doesn't come back after storming out of Tazuna's, Zabuza goes hunting Haku when she doesn't return from gathering plants, the two find each other instead and prepare to fight... FemHaku/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Haku, Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
A Smarter Halloween by Luan Mao reviews
YAHF. Not a smart idea.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Faces and Facets by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF done in my own hair-brained style. Xander's costume choice is inspired... by a committee.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
31 Days of Scoobyween by Chunk127 reviews
Buffy finds quite the interesting book at Ethan's on that fateful Halloween with 31 short stories inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Ron Gets His Wish by Nargled reviews
Total crack fic. A horcrux worn around the neck for 12 hours makes you tired, grumpy and head for the dark side. Harry has had one in his head for 15 years and... nothing? I don't think so. Ron has always been jealous of Harry. Harry decides to grant him his wish. Somewhere in book seven. Rated M for death and language and general craziness. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 381 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 289 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Quite The Opposite Of The Awesome McCoolname Trope by Manchester reviews
For most heroes, they need to be called by the most macho name possible. For instance, SNIKT aside, the X-Men's Logan would've surely gotten an entirely different reaction from everyone in the Marvel Universe if he'd been dubbed 'The Gerbil'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Xander H., Dawn S. - Complete
In the Still of the Night by The Fallen Sky reviews
Buffy is having trouble sleeping, but a chance encounter with Xander proves to be the perfect remedy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Buffy S., Xander H.]
And Another Thing I Hate About You! by Ironbear reviews
"Tiny men with hard hats and jackhammers were at work in his skull, his mouth was an ashtray, he had a ring on his finger, a warm pleasant weight on his chest and a distinct feeling he'd done... something last night. Or maybe someone..."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 235,468 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
The Way of K by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter takes a page out of Agent K's book on how to deal with creatures infinitely stronger than yourself. It's a little... messy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Childhood's End by Starway Man reviews
Xander Harris ends up with a little sister named Dawn, and is willing to do anything to keep her safe. (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,580 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Dawn S. - Complete
Rising From the Darkness by poe1911 reviews
NCIS gets a new probie. Hopefully Washington will survive.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,666 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by erbkaiser reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
It's Not Sexism, Your Show Just Sucks by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Maggie Simpson. Stewie Griffin. And a daycare that's too small for both of them...
Crossover - Simpsons & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/24/2013
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7370 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 7,967 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Alternate Takes Too by Ironbear reviews
The re-introduction of a few old school characters can change the course of destiny and Fate - and have a dramatic effect on the course of life at the end of "Chosen"...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Take Me and Stake Me! by Ironbear reviews
An off handed, half serious, half sarcastic comment takes root in a certain cheerleader's mind and changes the nature of her and Xander's relationship... PWMP: Porn With Minimal Plot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 326 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Cat Always Lands On Its Feet by Lucillia reviews
A case in Salem Massachusetts reveals to DiNozzo that McProbie is older than he appears. About three centuries older...
Crossover - NCIS & Hocus Pocus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Tony D., Thackery B./Binx
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Confused by FairyNiamh reviews
Xander is confused and wigged out by the blatant stares. Willow had to have whammied him again, right?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Gryffindor? by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason you could pretty much tell which House a kid belonged to just by looking at them by the time Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts. Fortunately, The Doctor arrived and corrected the problem.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jack H., Albus D. - Complete
Wish in One Hand by Ironbear reviews
The power of the Wish isn't all it's cracked up to be. It can turn on you in the most unexpected fashion sometimes...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Emma's Plan by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Izanagi Solves All Problems by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Madara makes the critical mistake of teaching Obito a jutsu that makes reality an illusion and the illusions reality before making sure Obito was dumb enough not to use it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Obito U., Madara U., Rin, Minato N. - Complete
Crowning Moment of Stupid by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Madara uses Rinne Tensei through Obito to come back to life. On hindsight, this may not have been that good an idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Explanations Work Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 300 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate? by Lucillia reviews
Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Odd Consequences Of Being The Key by Manchester reviews
After Sunnydale and then helping the remaining Scoobies in running the New Council, Dawn Summers has already spent her whole life dealing with really weird stuff. So, having her exact double suddenly appear out of nowhere isn't all that big a surprise...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Black Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dawn S. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
My Reasons by Lucillia reviews
An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 5,222 - Follows: 1,368 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Gets Banished by Nice Weather reviews
This is me making fun of stories where Naruto gets banished after the Sasuke retrieval incident.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hoist By His Own Edo Tensei by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Tobirama S., Orochimaru - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 3,586 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lipstick by Lucillia reviews
Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bulma - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 1,006 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
It's hard to keep a Hitgirl down by dogbertcarroll reviews
Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 4,777 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 321 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Rage by Slicerness reviews
My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,495 - Follows: 1,988 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 1,119 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Right Man for the Job by poe1911 reviews
Xander dies, but then is offered a job, one that he is uniquely suited for.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 386 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 7,824 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 341 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 623 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Uzumaki Massacre by Blood Brandy reviews
Onoki tells of the demise of the Uzumaki Clan...And all those they dragged down with them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Ōnoki, Kurotsuchi - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Emerald Dawn by Oxnate reviews
YAHF: Xander as Green Arrow. Xander dresses as a character without any superpowers. Knowledge of comics not necessary. Xander the Archer fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Arrow - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
How Love Is Supposed To Work by lord of the land of fire reviews
One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
A power He Knows Not by TheGreatHibiki reviews
A power he knows not. That's an awful broad statement there. What's one of the many things that could even mean? A one shot crack fic. Perhaps a series of One shots. Who knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dying Day by Oxnate reviews
Willow was clinically dead for hours before the spell ended. Darkness. Rating for Character Death.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Fight Smart by Hawk reviews
Shego finally has a chance to see if Ron Stoppable is all that, or if Monty Fiske was just full of it when he claimed that the buffoon could fight.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Shop Smart by Hawk reviews
Two Smarty Mart shoppers have a little chat about their respective lives before they part ways...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Harry's Other Wand by wrappedinharry reviews
When Hermione volunteers to become Harry so they can move him safely to the Burrow, she is unprepared for certain aspects of her male body. She much preferred being a cat!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Spooky by Oxnate reviews
Xander Harris and Wednesday Addams meet in a Sunnydale cemetery one night.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
From The Ashes by AndrewsQuill reviews
Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,223 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Susan B.
Puppy Love by musicprincess1990 reviews
Convinced that Harry and Hermione belong together, Ginny decides to make him a love potion. Unfortunately, it doesn't quite go as planned... Inspired by a scene in the movie 'Mirror Mirror.' Year 7, non-DH compliant. UPDATED! PLEASE REREAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Rules to live by in the Narutoverse by EDelta88 reviews
All those fun little musings, tips, bits of wisdom, and natural laws of the Narutoverse as discovered and recorded by random characters. Rated T for language and mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008
Xander And The Cougars by Manchester reviews
Okay, so maybe a little bit of this is Buffy's fault, but Dawn and Willow and Giles and even Faith are to blame, too! All they did was to urge Xander to see new people when he came back from Africa, but nobody anticipated this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 7,387 - Follows: 4,629 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15811 - Favs: 9,696 - Follows: 8,485 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered by Starway Man reviews
Xander leaves Sunnydale shortly before Graduation, with the Order of Taraka hot on his heels. Five years later, he gets sent back to the Hellmouth to help prevent the end of all the worlds, everywhere; sometimes, you really can go home again. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Bride's Problem by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
As Fleur gets ready for her wedding to Bill. A life changing event occurs that could derail the entire thing. What does she have to do.. not much except pay her life debt to one Harry Potter. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 162 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Meet The Godparents by apAidan reviews
We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,661 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A God Bearing A Gift by Manchester reviews
By his rights, it was the only honorable thing which Thor could have done, presenting Buffy Summers with a just reward for this young woman's brave actions over the years. Plus, it took a truly disgusting object out of her hands for once and all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
In For the Long Haul by GenkaiFan reviews
At the lowest point in his life Harry meets someone that's always willing to lend a hand.. AU Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Good Bluff by Chunk127 reviews
A crackfic inspired by mmooch's 'Not Your Typical Wins' series. Spike defeats Glory without even trying to.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Spike, Glory, Buffy S. - Complete
What's In a Name? by apAidan reviews
It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
Late by TheGreatHibiki reviews
He left, knowing he had to do it, but he left knowing she would wait for him. Only he made it back late. Far too late. Set a hundred and fifty years after the end of the 4th Shinobi war. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 263 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Wizard Ex Machina by Manchester reviews
A true seeker of magical beasts will go anywhere and do anything to ensure the continuance of the most rarest of these searched-for animals.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Bloody Horcrux by CombatWars reviews
What if Ron hesitated when Riddle-Harry and Riddle Hermione were snogging each other? Would the story have turned out differently? Chapter 2 now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 421 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Yep, it's another Ask NaruCrew fic! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Sasuke rarely gets hate mail, Naruto has a Mini Harem, and the Host has a metal version of himself. Just some of the stuff you'll see in this Ask fic. Updated after FOUR YEARS! Now with 90 Percent more Plot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Help! I'm Being Held Prisoner In The Sparkleverse! by Manchester reviews
"Don't wanna! Don't WANNA! DON'T WANNA!" was Xander Harris' calm and mature response immediately after being informed of exactly which dimension he had to visit next.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
The Night Visitor by pettybureaucrat reviews
A strange visitor is slowly sapping Harry's vitality. Can Luna get Ginny to help save him without risking losing him to her? Harry/Luna, past Harry/Ginny. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
She Who Hesitates by pettybureaucrat reviews
AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 199 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 652 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 187 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mixed Meanings by Khase Klosed reviews
Issued a project in class Xander has to interview his family about his name; Lavelle. This cannot end well.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Polyjuice by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Hermione is having trouble working up the courage to take her relationship with Ron to the next level. Luckily, Ginny has a solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 422 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 809 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 5,103 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 263 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bewitched, Bothered, and Just Plain Bugged by SuperNerdmanGuy reviews
Angelus has no idea what was going on. And that's probably why he's being murdered by a mob of lovesick girls.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Angelus, Xander H.
Those Sleeping Revelations by gnbrules reviews
Sometimes when he sleeps, Xander's mind puts the pieces together. And sometimes what he figures out feels like a nightmare. Humor oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 542 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 463 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4012 - Favs: 8,728 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
They Will NOT Approve by Itsme66 reviews
One thing they were both sure of: Her parents would NOT approve. Rated for sex, bits of language and slight ickiness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Little Adventure by apAidan reviews
Luna's searching for something in the Room of Lost Things, and Harry wants to help. Luna being Luna, Harry's more confused when he's done than he was before. Set the day before the kids go back to school 2017. Implied H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Finding Home by KennethRose reviews
AU, 3-shot, begins during GoF. Harry Potter is feeling down after the reactions after his name is chosen by the Goblet, and he seeks a refuge at the Three Broomsticks one night. See how this seemingly small encounter shapes his aspirations and life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Rosmerta - Complete
Shower Time by LinkLovegood92 reviews
Molly accidentally walks in on Harry in the shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan reviews
Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Naruto: FwAdF (Old Version) by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem (Discontinued: Re-Write Up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Beware Of Yellow Snow by Manchester reviews
A Cleveland Slayers House story, in which all shall be explained. Including the title. Rating is for when you actually think about it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 187 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 293 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It's All In The Numbers by Manchester reviews
Another month of May, another approaching apocalypse - but Willow has something else she needs to check out first. Set several years after 'Chosen,' very AU from the comics.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Willow R., Xander H. - Complete
Ginny's In India Now by zArkham reviews
A Harmony song-fic. Ginny has left Harry as she travels to India for Quidditch fame. At a Bones' ball, Hermione catches up with her oldest friend. Hermione finds herself seeing things in Harry she'd never seen before. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 423 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 464 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by apAidan reviews
It's six years after the Final Battle and the very last person Harry Potter was expecting shows up at the front door. While birthdays are a time for mending fences, they're also a time for balancing accounts. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Joke's on You by Silent Magi reviews
Sometimes it only takes one bad day, let's find out what happens after Naruto had one bad day too many, and how Konoha will cope.
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - The Joker, Naruto U.
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When Vanilla isn't so Vanilla by cloneserpents reviews
Harry and his wife, Padma, playfully argue over ice cream. Fluffy plot-less smut fic. Contains pregnancy and food play. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Xander and the Cakes by Lancer47
Xander runs an errand for Kennedy. There's a small problem...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Xander H., Kennedy - Complete
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan reviews
it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 10,452 - Follows: 5,135 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Haku and Naruto's Wind of Change by Blue Baby Blanket reviews
Based on "Wind Of Change" by the Scorpions. The wind of change was blowing one fateful day. Haku survived the battle with team seven, changing his life and Naruto's as well when he became a part of it, along with the lives of others. Naru/Hina Haku/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3982 - Favs: 8,987 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Happenings by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Strange things are happening in Konoha: Hinata makes her move, Kiba has been jumped, Tenten lays a trap, Neji apologizes, Sasuke is crying, Anko is committed, there are Hyugas dancing in the streets and Naruto proves that pickup lines DO get the girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
All Hallows Eve by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween. The night is clear, the moon is bright, and a witch waits patiently in the graveyard. Harry Potter's been on the run for six months, and that ends tonight. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Stigma by Jad fic reviews
Harry's indifferent to the pain, and it's pissing Draco off; so Bellatrix attempts to get his attention. Harry's POV. One-shot, AU after HBP. WARNING: Non-con & mildly implied incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Turtle Shells and Banana Peels by the silence in between reviews
The Core Four take a break and attempt to relax by playing Mario Kart. I'm sure you can imagine the rest, but why not come on in and relive your childhood anyway? Set during season one.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Xander H., Buffy S., R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Aprender el español no es fácil by the silence in between reviews
Anya tries to teach Xander Spanish. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Xander/Anya, with a shocking lack of angst. Plus, Spanish-language humor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - [Xander H., Anya J.] - Complete
PickUp Lines and Comebacks by AlexaSinead reviews
For every PickUp line she had a witty comeback, but he still got to her heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 10,248 - Follows: 4,495 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 830 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 1,517 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7292 - Favs: 8,763 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Daughter of Naruto Uzumaki by BrownPaperBag51 reviews
Naruto left with Jiraiya on a three year training mission but came back after five years what could make Naruto stay away for two extra years. Naruto Harem Lemon First Chapter Chapter 1 has been beta Sasuke Kakashi and Sakura Bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,821 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
End of the Line by Chilord reviews
Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 245 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 662 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 496 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Red Mirror by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,879 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 291 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8962 - Favs: 20,942 - Follows: 8,356 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Pansy Invictus by Rico Perrien reviews
Harry Potter crushed her world. Would he crush her? Or could she turn the situation to her advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15265 - Favs: 8,886 - Follows: 6,708 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
P A Heart Attack Or An Ulcer, Either Was Fine by Manchester reviews
Even if you're living on a Hellmouth and being friends with the Slayer, there are times when you just have to behave like an ordinary teenager.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Snyder, Xander H. - Complete
An Immodest Proposal by Sunflare2k5 reviews
Here's one way to deal with all those KiGo fics... *grin*
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Shego, Ron S. - Complete
An Exchange of Favors by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 186 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xander H.
Xander kills Buffy,Faith and Cordeila by Xanderrocksthehouse reviews
Title pretty much says it all doesn't it. I don't own BVTS. All properties belong to Joss Whedon yada yada yada.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Konoha Exiles II: Time Warp by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Sequel. Time has been reset. what will this mean now? More insanity, more crossovers cameo's, and More Hina/Naru. See what happens this go around as the Konoha crew does the Time Warp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,185 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 1,063 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Other Child by Ryders on the Storm reviews
When everyone thinks Harry's brother is the BWL, Harry rises from the shadow of the brother to become more than anyone expected. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,502 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 3,609 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 393 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 388 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6291 - Favs: 11,709 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 833 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 5,488 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Enemy of the Village by Cartesian reviews
Naruto has always been an outsider. When Mizuki tricks him into stealing the sacred scroll, A complete stranger shows up to save him instead of Iruka, causing his personality to change radically. Now he's a one-man army at war with Konoha.NaruxSakuxSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 200 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 369 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
My Hero by Unitarian Jihadist reviews
To express his feelings about Buffy rescuing him from Larry, Xander goes for irony. Yet another Xander dresses differently for Halloween drabble.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The End Of 'Us' by Alex Mcpherson reviews
The Powers That Be interfere on a particular day, and nothing will be entirely the same again. In fact, a lot will be similar, but a lot would also be changed beyond recognition. Just a Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 9,679 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 159 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Long Blonde Hair by serialhugger reviews
Giftfic for Dead Uchiha. Naruto is confused about his sexuality after a Saturday night party. Happy Valentine's Day Deadypooh! ... even if it is kinda early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 232 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Behold The Power Of Madison Avenue by Manchester reviews
Much later, Giles wondered what would have happened if Willow had been over the legal drinking age…. Very AU, you betcha.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mystery of the Heart Attack by LightningHunter reviews
A terrifying incident ends up with Naruto in the hospital, and foul play is suspected- alright, it's just another comedy story. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Christmas of Love by Brother Bludgeon reviews
All the Whos down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot. Cindy Lou Who, age 22, likes it too. Only, this Christmas, she's hoping for something that doesn't come from a store.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11711 - Favs: 17,101 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
XO by dave-d reviews
Naruto found a piece of paper. It had the letters X and O. It had his name. What did it all mean?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2009
From Seven To Two by Supersaiyangirl reviews
Odd title but it fits. A unique YAHF with a twist. Give it a chance. Time travel sorta. R&R. One Shot!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 205 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4519 - Favs: 8,171 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
All in Good Fun by Silent Magi reviews
What happens when the past catches up with someone? Let's find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Summer Gone Ron by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
Kim has dumped Ron because she's going to college in France, and she doesn't think that she can keep track of a long distance relationship. Monigue suggests that ROn joins her and her parents to a beach resort. Various Ron pairings.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,238 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ron S., Monique - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Prisoners Of Azkaban by The Unusual Suspect reviews
My take on the 'Potter in Azkaban' theme. Harry and Daphne have spent the last 4 years in Azkaban for a crime they did not commit. Dark! Powerful! & Unforgiving! Harry & Daphne. Graphic violence, sexual situations and some dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 282 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
How did we Get here? II by Rohata reviews
This is an expanded version of my one-shot I posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 381 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 356 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What If? … An Alternative to Order Of The Phoenix by chem prof reviews
What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Madara's True Goal by laurelsblue reviews
Utter crack. Madara's finally achieved his goal and Yamato really wishes he hadn't. Light spoilers for 463. fem!Madara/Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Madara U., Yamato - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 1,631 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shizune's Special Day by superfish01 reviews
Shizune wants some alone time with Naruto on his 18th birthday, so she sets about using everyone's greatest weaknesses against them to achieve her goal. Naru/Shiz
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
The Spoils of War by LizzieBeth91 reviews
Just another little one shot I did...Weeks after the battle, the wizarding world gathers at an art gallery to study a collection titled simply 'The Spoils of War'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Dennis C., Molly W. - Complete
Naruto of the Array by Burning Blood reviews
When Sarutobi Hiruzen finds out that an eight year old Naruto can't even read his own name he decides to take matters into his own hands. Who would have predicted teaching the young Jinchuriki to read and write would start a legend never before seen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 6,165 - Follows: 5,490 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Many Happy Returns by Erimthar reviews
Buffy isn't used to happy birthdays, especially now that she has a whole Slayer Army to take care of. But Xander has a surprise. Takes place after the TV series, a few months before the start of the season 8 comics.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Just a Dream? by chem prof reviews
Takes place during Book 7. A series of dreams following the encounter with Nagini on Christmas Eve has Harry rethinking the way he sees and acts toward Hermione. Things change as a result. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkness Calling by Chilord reviews
The night Buffy died, something awoke on the Hellmouth, and attracted the attention of a certain bored Succubus. Darkstalkers Game Crossover since there's no category for it in games its here in anime, even if its based on the game universe.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Darkstalkers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 9,031 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 198 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 1,153 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In Which Xander is Not an Idiot by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Set in the last minutes of the fight in Dirty Girls, episode 7x18. Xander isn't an idiot this time around and there's a big payoff.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 10,864 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Different Past, Different Future by VA23 reviews
Naruto is sent back in time to when the Sannin were young and the Shodai ruled Konoha. With the pre Sannin as teammates, an insane sensei, and malevolent plots all around, will Naruto be able to keep his sanity and change the future? Eventual Naru/Tsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,101 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
Parent Day by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 8,441 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Path by d'ihshtri reviews
Want to know how could have ended NAGATO's and NARUTO's conversation? Read THIS!One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Nagato U. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Dudley Demented by iamstu reviews
A bit of taboo love in the Potter Universe. Not suitable for all ages, incest. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 467 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 8,101 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 6,044 - Follows: 1,149 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Penance by Krahae reviews
Oneshot. Her face it may be, but the light behind those eyes is you. You'll give him something she never would. You are a 'Puff after all. Friendship, loyalty means everything. Mind the rating, it's intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2009 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Of Hyuuga by Djehuty3 reviews
In which friendship is made, Naruto is embarrassing, Tenten is fangirlish, Hinata blushes and Hanabi learns things the embarrassing way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Birds and Bees by red champagne reviews
Birds peck. Bees sting. And the talk just plain hurts. Adopted a plot bunny from the Naruto Plot Bunny Orphanage! Oneshot no pairing Rated to be safe. Epilogue added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Sweet Dreams My Arse by Rohata reviews
Hermione has a dream that changes her perspective on many things. Set during DH. Cannon events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Confrontations and Realizations by Rohata reviews
Companion piece to TLK. Luna Vs. Hermione. Who will come out on top; of Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 569 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 811 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Meeting by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto discovers that he has fan girls writing... interesting things about him. In response, he calls a meeting with his fan girls for a "special treat."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh Dear by moodiful819 reviews
“No way! No freaking way is Uchiha Sasuke a virgin!” Faced with this startling fact, Karin decides to find a new boy toy, which spells disaster for our blonde hero. NaruKarin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Karin U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Eel by Dragoona reviews
Hiashi gets worried when he hears Hinata make strange noises at night.So he did what any parent would, ask someone else to find out what's wrong. But what Hinata's sister does find is disturbing. But then again, how else does a 12 year old describe sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 354 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by Rohata reviews
Sometimes things don't go the way you wanted them to. This is an expanded version of the original story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas II: Christmas Miracles by DeathPaladin reviews
It's been exactly one year since the events of "A Very Naruto Christmas", and two of Naruto's friends need some Christmas cheer. Can he pull off a miracle or two?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 455 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
These Are All Things That Keep A Heart Beating by Biotomegami Lyanvis reviews
If when she sleeps, she dreams of ravishing Naruto, not Sasuke, she can be forgiven because Sasuke never wanted to be ravished in the first place. -challenge fic-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Karin U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by JPMod reviews
The consequences and reactions of Naruto 'helping' Shion after the events of the Naruto Shippuuden movie. Spoilers. NaruShion, minor-NaruSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Shion - Complete
Teachers' Pet by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 276 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Beginning of the End by poe1911 reviews
Xander gets a job offer he really can't turn down. Post season 7
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,233 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 5,343 - Follows: 1,483 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 1,661 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game Is Afoot by Perspicacity reviews
The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W. - Complete
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,834 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 593 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Big Trouble in Old England by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Team 7 Adventures in Childcare by DeathPaladin reviews
You have to pity Team 7. Really, you do. I'm so cruel to them. They babysit Kurenai's kid, named after his dad. Kyuubi meets his worst nightmare. Naruto & Sasuke are scarred for life by Teletubbies. Slightly crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 688 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by Shawny Wong reviews
Kiba and Shino are ticked off. Hinata’s many suitors have become a real nuisance. No matter how often she turns them down, they keep coming back! If only she had a steady boyfriend… NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Thing About Veela is by udderpd reviews
A slightly different look at the veela using only stated facts; such as Fleur being a half veela is assumed but never confirmed in the books. Harry, Hermione and a few others have an educational adventure. As in all of my story's Harry will be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto's Inheritance by SeaCatSD reviews
During his three years with Jiraiya Naruto learns the truth about himself and his past, and returns to Konoha determined to change his life. But the village Kunoichi have their own plans, and Naruto finds he still has a few things to learn...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,718 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hunter by PsyckoSama reviews
During Buffy's absence during the summer before senior year, Xander realizes that without a Vampire Slayer, they are rightfully and truly doomed. Luckily, he has a plan...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Xander H., Faith L.
To What Lengths? by muishiki reviews
Naruto will do anything to protect his precious people. But what if there's something he can't protect them from - like marriage? He wants to change the Hyuuga clan, but some times love can't conquer all. Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Paybacks are a Witch by Rohata reviews
Some one didn't like the way the aftermath of the final battle turned out and took matters into her own hands. Second chapter is up. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 309 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 1,177 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Desperate times call for lunch? by s-david-m reviews
Even the littlest things can be quite handy sometimes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Xander H. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One night only by SkyMaiden reviews
After a mission Naruto and Ino are stranded together in a cave. How will they pass the time and survive the night? Ino x Naruto, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Goin' Postal by DeathPaladin reviews
Pity poor Sasuke. Really. Naruto makes Neji go postal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Starway Man reviews
The gods must be crazy. How does Erica Alexandra Harris react when she meets her male counterpart from another world? COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Rokudiame by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is 16 and its time to reveal a secret no one knows about and what is this, hes leaving the leaf village forever. See what happens and why in this story. Main pairing Naruto and princess Yukie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,830 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Be careful what you wish for by maverick9871 reviews
See what happens when one little wish causes a whole lot of trouble NarutoXKyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 447 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Oneshot Theatre by kyugan reviews
A collection of Oneshots on the Narutoverse, mostly request pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinobi of Genius by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter A Smart Potter Year 1 by LordJingles reviews
Philosopher's stone revisited. Incredibly intelligent Harry, no stupid hijinks. Closed some of the stupid plot holes left by the original lazy author. Specifically - why does Harry have to fix everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 335 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 196 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Y'all want a Single? by Bloody9Fox reviews
This a a humor and song fic. It's not one of those that are just so stupid and makes so little sense that it's not even funny type of humor fics. Those are too common as it is. No, the song is KoRn, yes, the beautiful Johnathon Davis everybody! Headbangin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 321 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Victory by SoulCry reviews
It was official now. The Akatsuki was no more. However, they weren't dead. Oh, no. Something far worse happened to them. They incurred in the wrath and deviousness of Uzumaki Naruto and his partner in crime. NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Death by Teacup by Nukenin reviews
Or why Naruto isn't allowed to watch action movies. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Secrets by potter8668 reviews
Harry has a secret son and learns some secrets of betrayal by Dumbledore. What other secrets will he learn? Will he find love? Will he have his revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Harmonian Way of Life by Seel'vor reviews
Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 219 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Blades of Konoha by RasenganWhereTheSunDon'tShine reviews
A long day of training is tiring, but it's not the only thing that gets you sweaty! [NaruTen] [Lemon] [SQUEE!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
An Old Friend Comes Out To Play by J. Carax reviews
Voldemort wakes up one day to a very nice surprise. It's a shame it's this very miracle that allows Harry to carry out the Dark Lord's demise in a most unconventional matter. Full of subtle and not-so-subtle penis humour, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Ino Crusade by maverick9871 reviews
An accident durring the chunnin exam fight between Sakura and Ino begins a new life for not only Ino but Naruto also. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 440 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
An Ex X Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Late chapter addition to Tales from the Barman.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Master Nin by Hawk reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Virtual Hokage by Type-00 reviews
Everyone loves a good video game, but Sandaime decides to make Naruto's favorite more than just a game. Much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
So Screwed by sakiya reviews
Naruto complains to his friends. meant to be hilarious, sorry if it is not, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Family Ties by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Through an freak act of magic nineteen year old James and Lily end of sharing a cell after being captured by Death Eaters with none other than their Seventeen year old son Harry. He is certainly not what they would have expected a child of theirs to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 832 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hestia J.
Under the Table by Vincenti reviews
Canon situation of the Three Broomsticks OOTP - the smutty version of the events that took place there. Harry/Rita
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ministerial Kneepads by Perspicacity reviews
Rita Skeeter, in search of a scoop on Harry's love life, sneaks into Harry's flat and finds much more than she expected. One-shot. Setting: Post-DH AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Rita S., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Succumb to Desire by MerlinsSaggyLeft reviews
A long time of desire leads to one night where he does something desperate...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 4,953 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Shinobi of the World by Minion of Set reviews
Tsuki Hyuuga and Motoko Uchiha are given a SS class mission, six years after Kyuubi attacks. Guide Naruto as he trains in shinobi villages around the world. Helpful suggestions welcome, flames pissed on. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,961 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Talk Later! by DeathPaladin reviews
Uhoh...now Naruto's done it! He's on the run, with a homicidal Sakura on his heels and his only companions Sasuke, Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru, and Kabuto! But is Sakura's anger what it seems? Prepare to laugh! Rated for language & innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When 'Sleepwalking' Goes wRonGo by SickAndWrong reviews
Ron receives the shock of his young life when someone unexpected turns up in his bed. No mature content. Slightly edited 3/23/08.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Ron S., Shego
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 387 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Hurts by Fourths' son reviews
Oneshot. After beating Kiba in the Preliminaries, Kiba's thoughts run wild, and he asks Naruto how he beat him, the conversation takes an interesting turn, and Naruto reveals something no one was ready for. Read and review please, I'm sure you'll like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 394 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 1,036 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7211 - Favs: 5,888 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Icha Icha: Aigyou Kangohei by Fenrir7139 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki returns from his trip with Jiraiya, only to find out that he needs a physical! But when his doctor, Shizune, decides she needs a "closer look", the consequences are more different by far than what they expected! NarutoxMedicHarem. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 474 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Shizune
Misplaced Sympathy by SeikoTuNeR reviews
Neji has a new girlfriend. Tenten should be grief stricken, right? Who's going to console her in this dark and terrible point in her life? In a bit of an odd twist, perhaps she'll be the one doing the consoling after all...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 212 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hobgoblins by stealacandy reviews
Summary: The wizarding world and its supreme ruler, the Minister of Magic, made Harry into their goblin. Harry embraces that fate, and it does him a world of good. Once again I took a good story and made an harem! fic. I hate myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P.
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Stupidity by eishi reviews
If you were stupid enough to disturb Mitarashi Anko while she was asleep, you deserved to be punished with death. Nothing was important enough to tear her from bed in the middle of the night. And then came that one little exception... NaruAnko, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice by stealacandy reviews
Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a ‘new crazy way to bring the revolution’ and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itsel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Garden by MountainWind reviews
A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Bonnies' Bonbons by Joe Stoppinghem reviews
A quick read, one shot. Influenced on a skit seen from a talk show from the 60's. If you can guess where, well you have a very good memory. First attempt in writing a KP story. I hope it goes well.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
That Dobe? by Ikari666 reviews
After team selections, the year's kunoichi get together at a café before meeting their jounin sensei. A slip of the lip has all eyes on Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 416 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 416 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
You Reap what you Sow by maverick9871 reviews
The chunnin exams start today but they dont go as people think. A suprise happens that makes everyone view themselfs. This story is graphic and mature and has abuse. Not for the weak of heart or stomach. Might make more but I like revenge agianst village.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 431 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 332 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 206 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Akatsuki TV by Blu Rose reviews
ONESHOT ONLY! The Akatsuki have figured out two of best ways to take over the world: subliminal messages and brainwashing. So they do what any villain would do: take over the TV! Too bad nothing goes as planned... R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 453 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
All You Need Is Love by re-bar reviews
In which Harry does not use the paint exactly how Aunt Petunia told him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Crushed by maverick9871 reviews
BETA Naruto returns with Sasuke but life does not always go the way you think. NaruSaku SasuSaku NaruIno TsuJar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Family Issue by PerfesserN reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is visiting Harry by night, it is not for their mutual pleasure, the Dark Lord has plans for the Issue of his Enemy. What she gets is completely unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,451 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Genin of The Leaf by dragonblade3200 reviews
The story of how Naruto will become a chuunin with a new group, including Hanabi Hyuga. Not HanabiXNaruto . RR its my first Naruto fic. Prequal to Chuunin of the Leaf
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,624 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Hanabi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Proditor Pectus Pectoris Defessus by highbrass reviews
OneShot: Translate Title Betrayed Heart Weary. Many have a different opinion of what is best for the ChosenOne after the death of Dumbledore. M for a reason. Disturbing Scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Hokage's Promise by ina-meishou reviews
Naruto always swore he would be Hokage, and he will. Even if he doesn't have the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
A Secret Revealed by ravengal reviews
Ever read 'With the Heart and Underwear of Fire' by Diamond Avatar? Well, this is my version of how it ended once Naruto's big secret (of being the famous and well-loved Boxer sama) was out. Some NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 328 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 221 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 291 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 248 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks by Hawk reviews
Narcissa Malfoy has joined the Order of the Phoenix and she has plans that could turn the Wizarding World upside down. Not to forget how it will affect Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Uzumaki Claus by Phazon Droid reviews
Who said Santa Claus didn't know a little ninjutsu? When Naruto accidentally clobbers the man, he has to go and deliver every single gift himself. How can Naruto turn a simple task into something so difficult? And why did Hinata want a thong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 244 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 226 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 575 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4424 - Favs: 7,623 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 492 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
World's Best Assassin by Pat Squared reviews
What happens to Ron Stoppable after he enters Global Justice? Because no one seems to remember his name, Ron is the perfect spy. What happens when Ron's role start taking over his life? Rated M for violence, death, language, and sexual references.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 231 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 431 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Notes by TheFox101 reviews
Dangerverse: It's the last class of the last day before Holiday Vacation. The Pride communicates during class and fun ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Family Resemblance by Perceval23 reviews
Andromeda finds that looking like her big sister Bella can be very inconvenient.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Oops by Perceval23 reviews
Bella receives some news, and comes to the wrong conclusions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 248 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
That'll shut her up by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
In training for Hokage, Naruto does a stint as a policeman, and must now hunt down an escaped prisoner. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
I Won't Tell by sadistic lunatic reviews
NarutoHanabi a collection of 50 sentences that make absolutely no sense. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10571 - Favs: 17,004 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 181 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Green Fog by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadly, Pearly Whites by sadistic lunatic reviews
A little something about a little someone accompanied by a littler someone for one day. ONESHOT! oh yeah...my first attempt at humor. PARDON OOC'S!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 5,020 - Follows: 980 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Xourne Identity by Starway Man reviews
Xander encounters Ethan Rayne during 'Band Candy', and afterwards, the events of the 199899 senior year end up happening somewhat differently. [COMPLETE]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,814 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Crimson and Clover by vindictive kitty reviews
After killing Voldemort in a freak cooking accident, the trio goes to celebrate. But they’re about to learn that Hogwarts kinda sucks in a lot of ways. Like giving their students drug education classes for one thing…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Frequency of Evil by weirdbard reviews
Dr. Drakken decides if he can't finish of Kim Possible and her sidekick by himself he'll outsource the job to someone, or something else. But he may find that evil you can summon may not be evil you can command or control.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,448 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 6,282 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The Gate Way by Blade-Claven reviews
COMPLETE Harry Potter find himself wondering about what really happened in the department of mysteries. He finds himself wanting to know what really happened to Sirius Black.rnHowever what he finds is that you can't always believe what you see because it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,318 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
1010 by x se reviews
When Naruto realizes what the digits in his birthday are, he believes it is a sign to admit his feelings to his crush and he begins… NaruTen Very Minor LeeSaku ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 308 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Simply Oi! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Narcissa M.
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 373 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 207 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 845 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Spells & Creatures by Imperator Atrum reviews
This is a constantly growing list of all the spells and creatures my twisted mind can think up of or has read about, many things found in here are the property of JK Rowling, so please don't sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 11/27/2004
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Different Timeline by Ryan Chessman aka Crys reviews
Harry wakes up to find the world changed around him AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Wish by tradiferis reviews
In a scene that might happen, Harry and Cho have it out on the train, Cho demends to know why Harry acted the way he did, and she doesn't exactly agree with the response...[one shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Revelations In White Light by Anime-Ronin reviews
Finall Finished click on the link and look inside.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,553 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
My Dentist's Daughter by praesul femella reviews
Dudley Dursley's mother thought he ought to have a girlfriend, so she invited over his dentist and her family...big mistake. NOTE: not HHr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Impossible by Teri reviews
Improbable, Unimaginable, and Yet . . . Sometimes the Impossible Just Takes a Little Longer A Kennedy & Xander Story. To the best of my knowledge the first of its kind. Come on, you know you are curious . . .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2003 - [Xander H., Kennedy] - Complete
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
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Spells of Insanity reviews
Looks like Naruto isn't the only series that my alcoholic, pothead muse dribbles about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,186 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mind Farts reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,425 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unconventional Win reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 429 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Cliche Parody reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,023 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Persona Unleashed reviews
Inner Sakura finally gets her chance to get what she wants.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Twas A Night To Remember:Forget reviews
Small parody of the Night Before Christmas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Humor Fic reviews
inspired by Pink's just like a pill
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Naruto U.
Now This Changes Things reviews
A single decision that changes the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,638 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Karin's Shocking Revelation reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete
Miso Delight reviews
Banished shortly after the Sasuke Retrieval incident, for crippling the Uchiha with the Rasengan, Naruto is called back by Tsunade ten years later. But what’s this, he has two people with him. Naruto has a daughter, and an apprentice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
Weirdest Attack Ever reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Icha Icha: Flower Petals reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete