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Joined 06-22-07, id: 1307215, Profile Updated: 07-29-08
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

This is a profile that two of us share to co-write storys. We also have our own profiles that we write our own stories on. In our authors notes we refer to each other with nick names: Flotsum and Jinx or sometimes our names Ali and Bella. We are IStarEdwardCullen1221(Flotsum) and JasperisMYeverything (Jinx). .We are best friends. Actually we're more like sisters. We are completely random and our fic's show it. We also have a lot of inside jokes--they are insperation sometimes for our stories particularly Second Meaning and Cullen Announcements.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (both of us have done that...sad isnt it?)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Flotsum does this more than Jinx..her shins are always brused from falling.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Flotsum)

If you're a proud stalker and obssed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. (Jinx)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (the question is when dont i)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profileOr the stupid lucky Charms leprechon should give the kids some dn ceral

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Links for Kiss of Death

Chapter 8:

Bella's new car:

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Flotsum and Jinx

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My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Everybody Loves Jace Wayland by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Everybody loves Jace Wayland; but why? What is so special about him? Through the POV of various characters, you're about to find out.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Parental Control by blahblah16 reviews
Charlie decides to set Bella up on Parental Control after watching it one afternoon, post New Moon. please review! Finally updated 8/1/08!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Love Never Fades by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Life and love go on, right? Wrong. Wanderer soon finds out that some things will never move ahead, no matter how dearly you wish for them to.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Heavenly by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
He may claim that he doesn't believe in god, but how can that be true when he is descended from angels? JaceClary oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Her Angel, His Artist by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jace finally gets a look at Clary's sketchpad and is surprised by what he finds. Implied JaceClary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Big Day by Sexy n' Showing reviews
About Edward and Bella after the wedding:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Bet by leasha reviews
DISCONTINUED! AU.BothHumans. The bet was simple: sleep with the new girl, Bella, after prom and don't break the rules. Too bad Edward broke the rules and fell in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Karaoke Night by Angel Vampress reviews
Alice invites Bella over for the weekend to do some singing... lots of very nice songs Disclaimer I don't own any of the songs, cars, characters or anything else copyrighted
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007
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Cullen Announcements reviews
Jasper is moving out, the forks are spooing etc. collection of one-shots of the Cullen's in completely random moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008
Second Meaning? reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Cullen Musical reviews
Title sounds stupid, but its just a working title till we can come up with something betterCullens singing everywhere Alice goes! What has the world come to! Funny, short probably 8 or 9 chapters. Please read & Review! Flames accepted! Rated T just in cas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
Don't Kill the Cullen reviews
Sequal to Don't Kill the Human! The Cullens are visting the Volturi, but what happens when the Cullens have a way of ticking of Volturi members? Rated T just to be safe. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
ABC's with the Cullen's and Friends reviews
this is a wierd little story Flotsum and I wrote on the way to Mount Rushmore. It started as a game but turned into a story. You have to make up a conversation or story using only the letters of the alphabet. Like After Breakfast...etc. PlZ R&R! TwoShot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Don't Kill The Human reviews
What happens when a few humans are talking about 'tapping that' Rosalie around Emmett? Or stealing Jasper from Alice? Title explains everything. plz R&R! takes place in Hoquaim many years after Bella is changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Kiss Of Death reviews
This is the same story that was posted on IStarEdwardCullen1221's profile but since she and I cowrite it we moved it to this account. Any way This is basically a follow up of New Moon and what I think should happen. Okay sucky summary but please read and
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007