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Author has written 9 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, D.Gray-Man, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Sherlock.

my avatar is from TheMinttu's artwork "Shared Minds".

Welcome! You have reached the profile of thriceandonce, aka sylvaine. I hope you’ll find your stay enjoyable!

A bit about me: I’m a human, genderqueer female, asexual, and aromantic person; a non-practicing pagan; and rather open-minded. I have been a voracious reader since I learned how to do it at five.

I write a little, but very sporadically, and I seldom manage to finish anything. Mostly I just carry around dozens of unfinished stories with the (usually vain) hope that someday I’ll complete them. Most of what I write seems to end up focusing on queer characters in some form or another, whether this be slash or asexual or gender variant characters. And, recently, I seem to be podficcing a lot more than I'm writing.

Currently I don't have a main fandom - I'm sort of butterflying around whatever catches my eye & frequently returning to my old haunts, including Bandom, Homestuck, LotR/Hobbit, lotrips, Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock (BBC), Harry Potter, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh!. I have written fanfic for most of these – not that much, and not that well, but if you’re interested, most of them are posted here.

After attempting to write the epic “Dark Lords Ascending” (and getting bored of it far too quickly), I decided that I will only post stories that I’ve actually completed. I’d rather not let my readers down again like that.

I'm not really around here anymore at all. You are far more likely to find me on Dreamwidth. If you're just looking for fic, I post all my fanfic (and podfic) at the AO3. I rec fanworks at sylvrecs.

Transformative works policy: Basically: blanket permission for anything & everything - all I ask is that you link back to my work on your post & link me to it. (I have obsessive indexing tendencies, and I like to know where my work is going.) If you'd like more details, though, check out this post on my DW journal.

Wind to thy wings!

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The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
One's Most Hated Name by Forgotten Aspen reviews
Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,397 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5482 - Favs: 8,132 - Follows: 8,767 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4840 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Shuntbumps by Ember Nickel reviews
Asexual Awareness Challenge: Bill and Fleur have been married for ten years, and no one would say they're not the model of happiness. But for some of their siblings, happiness might follow a different model.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Charlie W., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
The Act of Writing by HPFC reviews
"The act of writing is an act of optimism. You would not take the trouble to do it if you felt that it didn't matter." - Edward Albee. ::Collaboration fic::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - James P., Luna L. - Complete
My Suetastic Story by Wingsister Miri reviews
Serena, an OC, goes to Hogwarts. Is Trelawney just being a hoax or is Serena actually cursed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - OC, Hannah A.
Felis Domesticus by xChibi-Nick reviews
As punishment for his insufferable rudeness, Grimmjow is transformed into a harmless house cat by Aizen and thrown into the human world. His predicament only worsens as a certain orange-haired Shinigami stumbles upon him. GrimmxIchi. Rating may go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Serenade to Serena by Wingsister Miri reviews
Short poem in which Harry, Ron and Draco all try to ask a Sue out to the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Colour of Ash by Roselize reviews
John takes his hand and slowly, gently intertwines their fingers – a tender mess of skin, sweat and blood. "Wake up, Sherlock", he whispers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cambiare por el migliore by Hebinekojin reviews
Double potion SlytherinGryffindors. Harry is paired with Neville...Draco threw something into their cauldron, and as Neville add the next ingredient, Harry is drenched into a ruined Animagus Revelae Potion... With unexpected consequences... SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,651 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Free Time by leesungyeol reviews
not!Anthea/John one-shot. That damn Blackberry.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Anthea, John W. - Complete
A Collection of romantic oneshots by Silver Hunteress reviews
Like the title says. Unrelated stories. Warnings: Yaoi Yuri! don't like don't read various pairings swearing rating may vary by chapter. Chapters 5, 26 are het. Discontinued.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 40,498 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by thegoldentouch reviews
When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 269,685 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2004 - S. Kaiba
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Drifting Without Destination by Toki Mirage reviews
Sam/Optimus. Post-Revenge of the Fallen. Mikaela and Sam's relationship falls through. Optimus is there to offer friendship, but soon it becomes something more. Warnings: Slash, Bot/Human romance.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3752 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Little Conversations by Hawk Clowd reviews
The apple never falls far from the tree...
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Tatsuha U., Eiri Y.
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Bright Lights by KageKitsune XXX reviews
It's hard to trust fate to bring love back to you, but sometimes that's all you can do. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Which the Laws of Nature Turn against Hugo Wea by ty.soglasna reviews
The universe was against him: this was the only possible rational explanation for how Hugo'd ended up here, stuffed inside the tiny broom cupboard with none other than Scorpius Malfoy. Slash, oneshot. MATURE CONTENT WARNING OMG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hugo W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Secret Thoughts of a Weasley Matriarch by evergreeneyes reviews
The ten things you never knew about Molly Weasley. Canon, and set after the epilogue. Just a little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Molly W. - Complete
The Feel of Feelings by Falling Tenshi reviews
Harry goes to Azkaban and later released. Not pleased with life and a tad insane, Harry sneaks off to a new, potentially more dangerous school. ManiuplativeDumbledore, BadRonAndGinny, Slash. HarryMaleOC STOPPED, REWRITTEN FIC UNDER NEW TITLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
it's the beat by mimarin reviews
Matt has excellent timing. A series of MxM sins.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Scorpius' Boys by remuslives23 reviews
Scorpius finally achieves what his father never managed. Threesome slash. Incest cousins . DP. Heed the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
Mysteria by Liria Nai reviews
Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Faust by Ryuujitsu reviews
To save his classmate's soul, Bakura Ryou trades in his own and is quickly absorbed into the chaos of the underworld, a household pet of the eccentric fiend who shares his name. For Itooshi. Tendershipping and others. HIATUS UNTIL JUNE 2010.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 187,420 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/5/2004 - R. Bakura
Sunshine Days by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Yuugi was never going to let any of his friends visit the Game Shop ever again. #oneshot, Jii-shipping, Sugoroku x Arthur#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Yūgi M., Sugoroku M. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 5,137 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
The Grand Retour by mimarin reviews
The prodigal brother returns. Futurefic, Kaibacest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba
Insane Dreams by Cap'n BlackRose reviews
Harry just wants to be left alone after killing Voldemort. Since when has he ever gotten what he wanted? An accident in time, broken laws and beliefs, a wooing, and Harry finds love and sanity. Salazar/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,410 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Cake by Baby Morrison reviews
Naruto knows what he wants. But, as with everything, he ends up taking a little too much. Eventually, he finds himself in a love dodecahedron that engulfs much of the village. SLASH with too many pairings to list...full list inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Curse of Fate: Outtakes by Mistress Nika reviews
Pervy wandmakers, sudden unexplained metamorphosis, world domination, massive destruction, G Dubbya, a terrified sorting hat, evil/insane Harry, things you absolutely should NOT do at Hogwarts, traumatized Severus and so much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006
Anita Blake rescued by LA Turner reviews
This is for anyone who, like me, was so disappointed that the Anita Blake series turned a kickass heroine into a soft porn succubus.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Centaur Childer by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco Hagrid refuses to leave Harry with ‘those’ muggles, but there is an accident when bringing Harry to Hogwarts which results in Harry being raised by Centaurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
You’ll understand when you grow up… by suaviorXchu reviews
The twins learn a new word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ninja Crack by The-Caitiff reviews
My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Not Lovers by Darkfire75 reviews
KakuHida. He wasn't supposed to feel anything for his partner. That was the agreement. rated for sexual content and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fog by flammabellum reviews
-Oneshot; Complete- Set about around before Chapter 170. Allen ponders the real meaning of pain and anger. But no matter what he does, his logic fails beside Kanda's. Implied pair.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Manipulation of Hogwarts by Chip of Silver reviews
You ever wonder why the staircases move? Why you can see the sky in the great hall. Why there's a Basilisk in a school? Well, here's my theory and I blame Godric Gryffindor. This is just a silly fic that explains some of the odd things at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Disharmony by flammabellum reviews
-Oneshot; COMPLETE / AllenYuu / Noahcest- No, Allen Walker became Noah not because of such grandiose and vain things. His reason was simple enough. His reason was in his arms.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Clearer Picture by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Weevil had his lenses changed so he could see better. With half of what went on in Domino, he really wished he'd still been left blind. It was less mentally-scarring that way. #Weevil x Rex; oneshot#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,074 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,909 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Let Me Be Selfish by Silver Hunteress reviews
I’ll return to my master’s service tomorrow. I’ll be selfless tomorrow. But tonight, just for tonight, let me be selfish… Just let me have this one night of selfishness… Rafael x Rishid oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Raphael, Rishid - Complete
Option 412 by Dr. Hairspray reviews
Shikamaru wants to make Chouji feel better, and Option 412 seems to be the best way to do it. Shounen-ai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
The Making of Tragedy by flammabellum reviews
-Oneshot- If one's hatred for Innocence is so great, this hatred can give rise to a Noah of terrible abilities...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Inescapable You by Ambivalence reviews
A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,972 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Save your Soul by Kasumi Ibaraki reviews
Kakuzu has escaped death, and he's planning on getting as far away from Fire country as possible, but he's not going without Hidan. warning for blood, violence, language and male relationships. Read and review please! Chapter 4 is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 212 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
I Love You the sequel by Lychenne Laki reviews
You thought it was all over..we were all wrong...Featuring more KakuzuHidan, a valentines day surprise and much gory yaoi. Originally designed as a oneshot but I couldn't stop writing, it is my favorite story after all!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Connections by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Some people are tied together because of the past, be it through love or hate. Some people are connected by accident, by simple fate. Other people MAKE connections, and they're the sort that should never be made at all. #oneshot, Klepto#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Family Affair by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's father and Sasuke's brother find romance, the two will stop at nothing to end it...even if it means falling for each other in the process. SasuNaruSasu MinaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taking Action by Teslyn reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya knows he cannot keep all the boys away from his little sister. But he can sure as hell try - after all, he's pretty for a reason, right? crack. pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Matt x Mello by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story. It's written first to be filthy and erotic; second to be suspenseful and clever; and, despite everything, all along the way with love. Also something for the L fans. COMPLETED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Hero Worship in Three Messy Steps by mimarin reviews
Matt started smoking because of television. Matt/Mello. Spoilers for ep. 35, *huge* spoilers for a certain jazzy, futuristic anime from Bandai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dragon Effect by Ravenpuff reviews
Discontent with what the war's left him, Harry abandons his peaceful world for 1973, when critical moments weren't known as such. He seeks out familiar people with the aim of forming bonds that will change the world. Not DH compliant. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Dobby
Five Stolen Kisses by Flareons reviews
a.k.a. Five Times That Lavi Managed to Steal a Kiss From Kanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Dark Savior by Hate's Fury reviews
Harry Potter is kidnaped from Private Drive and taken to America to become a dark wizard. On his eleventh birthday he gets his Hogwarts letter. How will the wizarding world react to this dark, manipulative boywholived?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P.
Desire by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Now a Drabble Collection! Pein x Itachi. Because desire will destroy your mind and twist your senses to see its fulfillment. spoilers, yaoi. You have been warned, because this pairing is just too good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Love you by Lychenne Laki reviews
Akatsuki fic, inlcudes much HidanxKakuzu naughtiness.YAOI alert. Not for the squeamish or faint of heart. Includes torture.... Man this story right here turned ME on, and I'm the one that WROTE it. God damn...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Touch of Darkness, Embrace of Light by Rannaty reviews
AU, Tendershipping. Mage's power can be considered as the opposite of that of the warlock's but the advanced state of magic, whether it is white or black, holds many similar aspects.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,303 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Dear Santa, I Can Explain by Silver Hunteress reviews
Inspired by a new pair of Christmas socks. No I'm not kidding The Yugioh gang's letters to Santa as they try to make the usual excuses. Rating for safety Mentions of Yaoi, yuri, and het. NOW WITH PLOT!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Next to Nothing by Pork Steak the Grande reviews
If they think Bakura is falling in love they must be kidding themselves. Bakura doesn't do love...or so he thinks. BakuraxRyou, MarikxMalik.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 220,190 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Most Unthinkable Friendship by Norwegian Moonflower reviews
What would happened if Sybil Trelawney, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy became friends? Chaos would ensue on Hogwarts, and Dumbledore would pay dearly for his love for lemon drops.. Warning! SLASH HPDM The rating is because of the SLASH only
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sybill T. - Complete
Down the Drain by ReLATeS reviews
When it comes to love, death is no obstacle. Yaoi, KyoxHaru, Oneshot. Haru POV.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Playing 'Nicely' by Shadow over Egypt reviews
They hated each other, always had. They slept with each other, found it interesting. Evil is beautiful, and beauty is deadly... [YYxYMxYB, oneshot, pretty dark]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Jack by Shadow over Egypt reviews
There was nothing soft about Bakura, and he was beautiful in a cold, deadly sort of way. [oneshot, YB x RB]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
The Rules of Naruto by shrieking minties 51 reviews
If anyone in any of the hidden villages ever asks you any question do NOT answer with the words 'because I'm a ninja'EDITED add your suggestions guys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Games we play in the dark by Aleia15 reviews
The rules of the game were easy: fool everyone around you. AizenGin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Sorry I Asked by Ebonytwinkle reviews
When Team 7 ask Kakashi seemingly innocent questions, no one was prepared for the answers that they would receive. KakaSakuNaruSasu ...yeah, you read right!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Summer's End by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Summer's end: the time to celebrate the ending of something old, and the start of something new. Or at least it would be, if some people felt like celebrating... [oneshot YamiYugi, YugiJou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Heartbeat by bitterending reviews
[DH SPOILERS][mild incest, easily overlooked][AU...I guess?] George has a nightmare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Detour by lethedrop reviews
Some days Ryou requires a private jet to get to school on time.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - R. Bakura - Complete
The A to Z of Naruto Yaoi by shrieking minties 51 reviews
All hail crack moments! Inspired by a request to do an AZ about Sasuke and written out of pure boredom. Contains multiple pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Hanami Lights by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Bakura always liked stealing, so catching falling cherry blossoms ought to suit him just fine. And Jounouchi is just here for the lights and creampuffs. Wrapshipping [Thief Bakura x Katsuya Jounouchi]. Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Thief Bakura, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Shadows Are Forever by Higuchimon reviews
Jounouchi is going to find that you cannot destroy shadows with light, or with darkness. Shadows are forever. [Yu-Gi-Oh Pairings Challenge, Season 2, Round 10]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - [K. Jounouchi, Yami Marik] - Complete
The Evil That Men Do by Koneko Cain reviews
Repost. Yami Marik visits Yami Bakura in the shadow realm, violence and yaoi ensue.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Mooning by Firemoon reviews
challenge!fic. Timcampy x Tyki. Yes. Tim x Tyki. In which Tyki contemplates the proper order and art of mooning and Timcampy just doesn't care. Rated M for mild molestation.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Voldemort's Evil Twin by Semika reviews
Voldemort finally succeeds in capturing Harry. He is naturally delighted, but soon realises that the real problem he has is deciding what to do with him. And so, he decides to get creative. My version of perhaps the worst sort of torture he could have come up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 290 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Heralds by kalim007 reviews
Who hasn’t thought about those gorgeous Companions and their perfectlooking Chosen and wanted to do something to annoy them? I mean, they are always so perfect! R&R Please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Me, Interrupted by Nara Merald reviews
X When Otogi's life becomes a downward spiral, he's trapped in an Asylum because he can't shake the guilt of being able to breathe. Imagine his mis fortune when he finds Marik, Bakura and Seto inside... O x B x M x S. YUGIOH x GUNDAM WING
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - R. Otogi, Yami Bakura - Complete
Smoke by Renn reviews
And that damned smoke. He hated it already. It prickled his nose and got into his eyes. ShikaKiba [Asuma spoilers] Added an epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Thoughtless by Missy Padfoot reviews
Part II of Imaginary Series: HarryDraco: What if Harry was just part of a scheme to distract Voldemort from the the real Chosen One, Neville Longbottom? How would he deal with the betrayal? Easy. Bow down to the Dark Lord's new heir. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Roll For Initiative by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. Oneshot. Sequel to Idle Hands.] His theory is that the best way to come to a conclusion is to avoid the conversation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
100 Ways by Castalia reviews
Yuki always says 'I love you'.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Eiri Y.
Innocent Attraction by Flareons reviews
Allen and his Innocence find a new way to connect after being torn apart for the first time. InnocenceAllen. Smut.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Perfect World by Flareons reviews
They live in their own world, and they like it that way. Jasdebi. Hints of Twincest.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Stigmata by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
TDEL: Bloody Romance! by Rannaty reviews
Bronzeshipping.Closely based on TDEL universe, don't have to read that first to get. To love means to possess, but vampires and half fairies view it differently, what can you do?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,852 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Idle Hands by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. OneShot.] Yamato once swore he’d never attend Genma’s BiWeekly Monday Night poker game. But promises are for pansies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Numb by Blackened Slytherin Sky reviews
Someone's thoughts on the War. Oneshot ... and I guess a companion piece to my other fic, Hit the Floor. Surprise person POV!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bill W. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy a Hawkbrother by kalim007 reviews
Ever wonder how to truly annoy a Hawkbrother? Here are 25 ways! R&R please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
The Value of Teamwork by The-Caitiff reviews
Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 272 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day by Apollymi reviews
It's Kaiba's birthday. What kind of surprises are in store for him today?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2006 - S. Kaiba, Yami Bakura - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 266 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Truly Terrifying Thing About Morino Ibiki by dissimulatory reviews
31 truths about the head of the Konoha Anbu Torture and Interrogation Force.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Puppy Love by flammabellum reviews
[Oneshot] Two friends, a promise, and the ironic situation about to unfold. It sucks when your childhood crush is a guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Black Ascension by Omni Black reviews
Post OoTP will have HPB Spoilers. Harry decides that he wants to be in control and away from Dumbledore's Manipulations. Appearences and perceptions are changing, true faces are shown, secrets revealed. Independant, dark, not evil. Grims and Heritage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,387 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P.
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Nickname by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In a three to one vote, the Founders of Hogwarts had decided that Godric needed a new nickname. But why? Blatantly implied GodricxSalazar, implied RowenaxHelga
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Why? by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Oneshot. Why green? Tenten asks her sensei a simple question and gets a more complex answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
The Clothes Make The Spirit by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: R-B, Y-Y, M-M, Seto-Joey, Duke-Tristan, Mai-Tea, Mokuba-Serenity, Weevil-Rex, Isis-Shadi Summary: The gift that keeps on annoying: really funny T-shirt slogans that have been Egyptianized, and cause some -- okay, a lot -- of trouble.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 40,183 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004
Touches that Sting by Annie loves it reviews
Yuki is fallen, broken, soulless...and Tatsuha just wants to help. warnings: ooc, lime, incest. One shot
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Eiri Y., Tatsuha U. - Complete
Ninja of Konoha by dissimulatory reviews
Oneshot. Ankocentric. After Sasuke leaves, Anko contemplates his choice... and her own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Anko M., Sasuke U. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Moanings of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller by The morrigan three reviews
A diary by your favourite teacher, Severus Snape. Potter is coming to Hogwarts, I hope he's ready. As long as I have coffee to drink and McGonagall to bully, I'll survive. Repost. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 6,899 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're a Mean One, Mr Snape by sarini reviews
OneShot. Harry has had quite enough of Professor Snape. During Occlumency lessons over Christmas one year, Harry makes sure Snape knows. Follows OOTP, no HBP, almost no spoilers. Rating for language only. RWHG mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Axis Eternal by Shadowesque13 reviews
Oneshot: You are the center of my world. I am the center of your world. SetoxSieg
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - S. Kaiba, Siegfried V. - Complete
Turning Your Back On A Family Tradition by Renn reviews
That bad? Shikamaru breaks a family tradition and faces the consequences. ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2005 - [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
Doom and Demise by YamiMisao reviews
Everyday, the hikari's leave their yami's at home while they go to school, which leaves them bored. One day, Bakura and Marik decide their going to do something about there bordom, and they even drag Yami into their schemes! [YBxYYxYM]Yamishipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi
Slytherin Mind by Helaros reviews
Harry Potter has a very Slytherin mindset and Marcus Flint takes advantage of it. AU oneshot, bad language and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Delayed Exposure by CloverRock reviews
[MomijixHaru] Let it never be said that Momiji is a hateful boy. There are many things that he dislikes but hate, there are only three. He hates Akito, he hates the cold ... and he hates being alone.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Momiji S., Hatsuharu S.
On Spring Cleanings and How To Evade Them by Misura reviews
Savil recruits Vanyel and Tylendel for the annual spring-cleaning. Or tries to, at least. [snippet]
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2005
Admit It by Shiro Ryuu reviews
[FINISHED] Ryou gets stuck babysitting Mokuba for a week, but is he spending more time with one Kaiba brother than the other...? BxRxS
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - R. Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Gambling, Girls and Risk Taking by CloverRock reviews
Ron was a gambler. He liked the thrill that he got when he was rooting for something, putting his entire faith into only one thing that he had no control over. Cards. Dice...Unsuspecting people. Slash: SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE SLASH Veela Story After reading so many bad Veela stories, I have decided to write a parody about how they all break down into a basic storyline. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Alternate Uses for the Pool Table by Koneko Cain reviews
Malik, Otogi and a pool table, Bakura, Marik and much alcohol. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2004
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 507 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
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Five Times John Watson Remained Oblivious reviews
...And one time he didn't. asexual!Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark Lords Ascending reviews
Voldemort thought he was eliminating the one person who could defeat him when he attacked the Potters. But there is a far stronger prophecy at work than the one made by Sybil Trelawney... beware of your Saviour, Wizards of Britain... ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Now is the Month of Maying reviews
After yet another quarrel between Bakura and Yami during class, the teacher enforces a punishment which sets a series of events into motion that will ultimately lead Yami to Bakura and Malik, kicking and screaming all the way... yaoi, Cageshipping YBxYYxM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
A Need for Comfort reviews
Everyone thought that all that Naruto and Sasuke had in common was their rivalry. But their friendship was much older than their rivalry...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Incident on Seminar Day reviews
Some days it would have been better to stay at home. Seto should really know better than to even THINK "How could this day get any worse…" Accidental Puppyshipping SetoxJoey.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Betrayed reviews
Three years after his capture by the Akatsuki and subsequent loss of the kyuubi, Naruto finally returns to Konoha only to find that things have changed... drastically. Now he is to be the concubine of both Sasuke and Itachi. WARNING: may be triggery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Bookman's Heart reviews
A bookman has no need for a heart... but Lavi's can still be broken. TykixLavi. WARNING: Content may be triggery.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Thief in the Night reviews
Atemu wakes up in the middle of the night only to find that a thief has stolen into his bedroom. Shounen ai, Casteshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Thief Bakura, Atem - Complete
99 Ways To Kill a Mockingbird reviews
Bakura and Marik have to do a project for English class, and they have a VERY good idea... rated mainly for violence against animals. NOT YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete