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Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 480,131 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah
Zanpakuto? by magicsmith reviews
Zaraki manages to summon his zanpakuto. Is it all too late? Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Enemies, friends, who can be trusted? Who will survive the confrontation? Chapter 64 now available. Rated for language. Character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 293,685 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/27/2006 - K. Zaraki
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Persephone Rising by ansinna reviews
Three Shepards were born. Three Shepards to save the galaxy. But no one ever sends these marines out together for just a shake-down cruise... Shoker/Shenko/Sharrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,908 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Intertextus by aaron vig reviews
Shepard had seen that the Reapers were coming, then the Heretics and the mercenary armies now sent to stop her. But she never could have predicted the other-world power and opportunity she'd be given... by Cortana and the Master Chief. Mass Effect/Halo
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Stochastic by AssaultSloth reviews
A collection of deleted scenes, one-shots, and other crap that didn't make it into my other writing for some reason or another. Laughs abound.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard (M)
The Last Party by bren97122 reviews
A young maid already has her hands full with a festive party at the grand Boyle Estate. However, an uninvited guest is in attendance- and he doesn't intend for anyone to leave outside of a body bag. A darkfic, rated M for bloody, violent goodness.
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Merciless by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Corvo was famous for sparing his enemies' lives when he put Emily on the throne. Some fates, however, are worse than death. [A short series of vignettes about the fates of Corvo's targets following Low-Chaos] CURRENT: ********
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
The Art of Lying by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Treavor Pendleton has but one skill, and he wields it better than anyone else.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Favors by unkeptsecret reviews
Once upon a time, they fought with bullets. This war is sweeter and much more dangerous.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Balalaika, Chang - Complete
Seireitei Monogatari by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Tales of the Court of Pure Souls. A collection of drabbles and one shots with various pairings, taking place at various times and locations during the series. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and Gen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 358,774 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Mass Effect: Newton's First Law by Raven Studios reviews
If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 246 - Words: 258,039 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Everything That Matters by brownc0at reviews
In which Joker is guilt-ridden and sarcastic, Shepard is oblivious, and there are gratuitous references to zombies. FemShep/Joker, set during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Mass Effect: Chains of the Past by Zarkovagis9 reviews
Saren has declared war on the Council and it's races and as the first human Spectre, Commander John Shepard has to stop him with a team of elite operatives of all races. However, some pains are too great to keep secret. And some chains never let go...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 254,754 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Shepard (M)
Who Saves the Hero? by Kudara reviews
Shepard had been brought back from death by Cerberus, but she suspects TIM has manipulated her into working for him and that he has his own hidden agenda. Who can she trust besides Garrus and Tali to help her discern the truth? Will be FemShep/Samara (on hiatus awaiting the resurgence of my muse)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 335,534 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Samara
Killing God by jtav reviews
After the destruction of Panchaea and the fall of Humanity Front, David Sarif considers the task before him.
Deus Ex - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Conduit by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
KOTOR/Mass Effect X-Over. The Citadel receives a new guest in the form of a Mysterious Stranger. One not limited by morality, political ambition or the restraints of Element Zero. New Chapter added 7/22/11
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Revan, Shepard (M)
Flickers In The Dark by ROBOTURBOT5000 reviews
A great many beings have stood at the edge of the Terminus, the limits of known space, and howled out into the void. A few unlucky souls have received a response from the darkness.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Guardians of the Gate by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
How Joker transformed from the Alliance's best helmsman into a Cerberus terrorist. Politics, assassinations, explosions, and weird science might have something to do with it. Multiple POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Joker, Ashley W.
You Monster by Kamiki77 reviews
***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Minor Complications by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Sequel to "Just What the Doctor Ordered". Joker finds himself in the tricky predicament of having fallen in love with his Commander, wondering if she reciprocates or if she's only interested in his 'massage therapy'. Kink Meme Fill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Continuing Struggles by inthenightside reviews
Another masskink request and continuation of Settling Disputes. Spectre trainee Renegade!FemShep and Saren, the power struggle between them and an attempt at bondage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
PREDATORS by Made Nightwing reviews
Captain Robert Toland. United States Army Green Beret. Decorated combat veteran. Single father. And now, deep in the jungles of Colombia, an unwilling participant in the most popular show in the galaxy, outmatched, outgunned, and fighting for his life.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,656 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - U. Wrex - Complete
Best Rescue Ever by virusq reviews
Zaeed recounts a tale of rescuing Shepard. Language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Zaeed M., Jack - Complete
Monster Inside by jhoom reviews
After the events of Arrival, Shepard finds it hard to come to terms with what happened. Can Garrus provide the comfort and reassurance she needs? Rating for language and mature content. Spoilers for Arrival DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Bullet in the Brain by riversrunthroughme reviews
After Omega, Ceberus put a lot more than cybernetics into Garrus' head. Warnings: issues of consent, dark themes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Machines, When Left Alone by skywalker05 reviews
"So too, Shepard's emotions. Movements without a prime mover." The Normandy crew responds to Shepard's actions during Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Productive Member of the Team by Original Flavour reviews
Shepard wakes up to a summons from Joker. Little does she know, Joker has a surprise for her in the cargo bay. Written for a contest on DeviantArt
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Joker, Zaeed M. - Complete
Brittle Bones, Tender Touch by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Joker's claims about being a ladies' man drives Shepard into daring him to prove it. She never suspects that he would take on her challenge and discover her well-guarded secret! Unabashed Shoker banter and mature content ahead!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
Crippled by Marianne Bennet reviews
On Armistace Day, Katherine Shepard decides to invite her pilot to come to Flux with her. One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Scars by holymfwickee reviews
Post-CF. Peeta is rescued from the Capitol by Katniss and her band of rebels; however, after months of torture it is unknown if he will survive. It is also unknown if Katniss will survive if he doesn't. Majority written prior to the publication of MJ.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,150 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
300 by Sheo Darren reviews
Chapter 13: A Cold Day In Hell a.k.a. Owl Wars. Sequel to Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie. What happens when Zaraki Kenpachi brings a DVD of the movie 300 back to Seireitei? Mayhem and bashing Mayuri, of course!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007
Painkillers by selkieskins reviews
Joker helps Shepard deal with the pain he can't help but feel responsible for. One-shot. Fem!Shep/Joker. A quick fifteen minute exercise in minimal dialogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Iron Sharpens Iron by Asutex reviews
The Commander had paused her efforts to track down Saren in order to take out several geth outposts. Whenever she went on the move again, Miranda would know about it. After all, Shepard was her assignment.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,132 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
Broken Wings by Coombs reviews
After the destruction of the Normandy, Joker is grounded and returns to Arcturus Station. Cerberus recruits him. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Joker
Can it wait for a bit? by SinceILeftYou reviews
We all know what Garrus is really up to when he claims to be doing his 'calibrations'. Oneshot crack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Happy New Year, Shepard by Ms Morpheus reviews
A silly bit of fluff set aboard the SR-1. Short and sweet. Happy holidays!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex
Sheets by The Brass Clock reviews
She'd barely expected to let the man onto her ship, let alone into her quarters... her bed... her pants... Zaeed/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
The Long Walk by Prisoner 24601 reviews
A series of Jacob oneshots written for various community prompts. Chapter two written for the Secret Santa LJ gift exchange. Still grieving Miranda's death, an unexpected package and an argument between EDI and Joker help pull Jacob out of his brooding.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Jacob T., Joker - Complete
Creep by NukaColaQueen reviews
Saren hates Shepard and all the things she makes him feel. He has decided if he can't make himself hate her, he will make her hate him. But can he do it? Rated M for violent sexual themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
At His Feet by Echo Alexia reviews
Indoctrination is strong, it whispers in the subjects' minds, turns them into willing tools, eager to serve. It is subtle at first, progressing until the victims are not themselves, and never will be again. Saren/Benezia. To never be continued :c
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Saren A.
Supernova by Echo Alexia reviews
Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
First Date by WastedHeart reviews
Shepard brings Garrus along with her to an official council dinner on the Citadel but gets bored out of her mind. Mid-way through the evening she decides to have a little fun with her date...Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Carnavas by Mighty Crouton reviews
Two years after the Omega-4 Relay mission, Urdnot Wrex follows a tip that leads him straight into the heart of the Omega station. Searching for an old friend leads him down dark paths and warm memories. Post Mass Effect 2; Wrex's story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - U. Wrex, Aria T'Loak - Complete
Learning Experiences by inthefadeforever reviews
this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Jirix & the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by Juggling Goth reviews
Halloween Squickies entry. Everyone in Team Evil's getting some - except Jirix. Jirix just wishes he didn't have to see it.
Order of the Stick - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jirix - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Convolution by Bugsie70 reviews
Thane and Zaeed meet on the Normandy, for the first time so Zaeed recalls. However, Thane has a different story on their first meeting. Story submitted for the Mass Effect fic-a-thon on Live Journal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Thane K., Zaeed M. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by MitisVenatrix reviews
John Shepard wakes up to find himself at the mercy of a force within his own head, one he doesn't know how to fight or overcome. What can give him the strength to endure when faced with the impossible? Written for Skybound's Mass Effect Ficathon on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Kryptonite by Sattar reviews
A retired hero, the most useless thing in the world. But why did Commander Shepard become the criminal in the Terminus systems? AU, Post-game.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Halo: The Incursion by Gobbles the Turkey reviews
With the UNSC-Covenant war over the ruined remains of the UNSC face war with an unknown enemy. Their best hope in adverting a war is sending an advanced stealth warship, the first and only of its kind. The Incursion has begun.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,349 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Shepard (F)
A Conversation by John A. Connor reviews
Shepard and Garrus share some drinks and discuss their crewmates. T for language and subject matter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Wondrous Dream by NewJackSwing reviews
Before PASIV or totems; before Dom or Mal Cobb, there was a girl and a man. And the girl said, "Won't you take me somewhere?" Her name was Alice.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Alice - Complete
Everyone in the Galaxy Stay With Garrus by Noraque reviews
A crack fic based on Garrus' recruitment mission. I got the inspiration off of YouTube and decided to expand it GREATLY. Totally fun to write! Chapter 3 in another of my humour stories, but with some additions and modifications. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Billy the Kid by Bodacious-S reviews
John finally gets a look at the last of Billy's doodles of the future. This psychic boy apparently thinks he and Dave will be having sex soon. WARNING: Slash, Yaoi, John Cheese/David Wong
John Dies at the End - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/13/2010 - John, Dave - Complete
Music and Lyrics by alikat522 reviews
Haley listens to Elan's songs, stupid as they are.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Haley S., Elan - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Aid by deathunit100010 reviews
Grunts been convicted for violent acts against Turians. Can Wrex help him at his trial?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - U. Grunt, U. Wrex - Complete
Mass Effect The Musical by Kendoka Girl reviews
Yes, it's Springtime for Saren. There's a Fiddler on the Citadel. Benezia at the dawn of a new age. The Thorian of the Opera.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Saren A., Shepard (F)
Twisted by proflig8 reviews
Garrus doesn't understand why his commander would want to engage in such frivolous things with him, but he's never tried it with a human, and if it makes her happy ... he'll give her the best damn game of Twister she's ever played. One-shot, Garrus/fShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Alcohol and Illusion by Alpha Vegetable reviews
ME2, FemShep. Silly piece of nonsense that has been rattling around in my head for a while. What happens when Shep knocked back a few before chatting with TIM? Or, rather, what could happen? Quite unrealistic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Silence and Sound by proflig8 reviews
Wrex and Commander Shepard are two friends that will never be truly separated. Two-shot!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - U. Wrex, Shepard (F) - Complete
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
Food Fight by girl undone reviews
Commander Shepard and her crew spend what might be their last meal together in the mess before the Omega-4 Relay. A game of wishful eating ensues, pegging the Commander's taste buds against her crew. Rated for swearing and mentions of 'ingestion'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Deicide by Laora reviews
Aizen has prepared a defense for every type of assault imaginable...except one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Chizuru H., S. Aizen - Complete
Progress Reimagined by urapente reviews
A new vision of one of the first scenarios in Mass Effect 2, Freedom's Progress.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Mass Mayhem by Universitas reviews
100 drabbles in 20 weeks exploring Victor Shepard and his crew. Week 20: Both of them are determined to finish the mission. And both of them are determined to come out on the other side. Together. *M!Shepard/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Maybe She's Born with it Maybe it's Cerberus by girl undone reviews
Commander Rachel Shepard shills for a cosmetics company. The crew discovers the ad vid. Hilarity ensues. Contains strong language and mentions inter-species dating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Graveyard Shift by Peptuck reviews
A Spectre. A colony. A beacon. An enemy. A prophecy. A ship. A crew. A threat that could end civilization as they knew it. And from all of these things....a hero. In-depth Mass Effect Novelization.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,180 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Shepard (F)
Faithless by Ayien reviews
When Harbinger takes control of the squad in an attempt to capture Shepard for her genetic material, it ends up giving them a glimpse into a disturbing future, and a Shepard who isn't nearly as perfect as they thought her to be. Spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
The Worst Hangover Ever by Xysnei reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Shepard wakes up to find her squad sleeping in her room. Naked. What happened? Thane knows. Crackfic, done on request. Reviews are very much appreciated.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Fight at the Fête by LilyValleyVeil reviews
Response to a prompt from the MassKink Meme. Shepard. The Illusive Man. A diplomatic event, a lovely buffet, and a slew of party crashers. They drink! They fight! They discuss hors d'oeuvres!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
The Krogan Throne by bioldrawings reviews
Wrex muses on the "perfect Krogan" Shepard brought to Tuchunka.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt - Complete
Confining Space by skybound2 reviews
Shepard and Zaeed spend a little forced time together while on a mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Wild Boys by Tea Diva reviews
Zaeed takes pity on Garrus' inability to properly word how he feels for Shepard and takes him out for a drink. A little snapshot into the canon as described in my fic, 'The Harvest.'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Garrus V., Zaeed M. - Complete
Morinth — Desire by moondusted reviews
Morinth muses on Omega, a special sort of prey and the nature of firsts. ME2 Spoilers. One-shot. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Morinth, Shepard (M) - Complete
Only a Moment by MitisVenatrix reviews
So, what DO soldiers do in between firefights? A series of one-shot's following Garrus's team on Omega, as described in the story by the same name. And yes, I'll eventually add some lovin' for our favorite female Turian. Give me time! :-D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Garrus V.
Guy Talk 2: Guys Shop by JaerWolfe reviews
In which Kaidan, Garrus and Joker go on a mission that tests their loyalty...to each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kaidan A., Garrus V. - Complete
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by incandescens reviews
In which there is an Experimental Miscalculation of Unparalleled Proportions, an attack on Soul Society by a Monstrous Regiment, and four Captains and one Vice-Captain can only save the day by Nobility, Heroism, and Self-Sacrifice. Right.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kaien S., J. Ukitake - Complete
Joker's Wild by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
How Joker might've worked as a romance option in Mass Effect 2. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
Unbecoming a Marine by Aural Winter reviews
A short, cute, somewhat humorous one-shot about the first time Shepard and Garrus cross paths... which neither of them will remember. Pre-ME1, rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Day of the Tentacle by Xysnei reviews
Shepard gets a massage from a hanar while Garrus and Grunt wait outside. No, seriously. MShepxHanar. Oneshot, pure crack, and incredibly creepy. Rated M for naughty things. Fic written on request. R&R!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Sweet Attack by unkeptsecret reviews
Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,005 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rock, Revy, Balalaika, Chang - Complete
RobKbIASaDyAM by Seraphina2 reviews
Or, "Reflections on being Killed by Ironically Aimed Shrapnel at Dramatic yet Awkward Moments." There's a reason Penny dates jerks.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Penny - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
No Data Available by Broseidon reviews
Shepard and Legion have a discussion as to the origins of Legion's armour. Explicit Content. No, seriously. MA rating.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Legion - Complete
Silver and Gold by stopwatch-plz reviews
Kyōraku helps his friend recover from his latest illness, but things don’t end up quite as planned.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
Dealing with What’s Her Name’s Death by Sarah1281 reviews
After Penny's tragic death, Captain Hammer attempts therapy.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Captain Hammer, Penny - Complete
Batman In the Bowels of Hell by ComicsNix reviews
When Joker seizes a powerfull artifact, Batman and Robin must prevent the doom of civilization as we know it.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Iunctio: Wrex by sinvraal reviews
Some storyline POVs from the inimitable Urdnot Wrex.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - U. Wrex - Complete
What The Hell Did You Do To Him This Time? by Optimum Energon reviews
“That could mean a billion alcohol related mishaps when it comes to you. If I had to guess…I’d say…" My first attempt at a Mass Effect fanfic so be nice. It's not great but it's a start. Please review.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/29/2009 - U. Wrex, Joker - Complete
An AfterPE Surprise by Paganshaman reviews
I was drunk when I wrote this and yeah.
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009
Boss by Just Another Soul reviews
After tireless hours of battling a plethora of grotesque adversaries, a Wizard and a Ghost Woman approach the end of their bloody journey. Too bad a certain Blade Mistress isn't amused at their endeavor. A one-shot Sawyer/Rotton/Shenhua roommate fic.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sawyer, Rotton - Complete
Picture Perfect by Tear Maker reviews
Soi works for the scum of the entertainment business and her current assignment is to photograph the manager of a new singer who can't exactly stay out of trouble.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,127 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S.
Restless Dreamer by BlueBastard reviews
Kaiden is plagued by the same dream. Wandering the ship at night, he realizes he must find a different alternative when he keeps bumping into the object of them. Not to mention the other man is undeniably amused by it all. Kaiden/Shepard.Male/Male.SLASH
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Bring On the Cavalry by Fiercest reviews
Because we all know who's going to come out on top in the end. genfic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Bleed It Out by ShyAnon reviews
Vergil died the day Dante defeated him on Mallet Island. Or so he thought... Sequel to Bleed For Me. Rating could change in later chapters. R&R! CHAPTER 15 up!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tamaranean Rhapsody by Saint H reviews
To the Mall of Shopping! With Robin out of town, Starfire needs someone to mall crawl with, Cyborg volunteers. He has no idea what he's got himself into. Just was does she do at all those trips to the mall?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Starfire, Cyborg - Complete
Steady Progression by Tabi reviews
Kyon wonders, sometimes, if he's made a mistake. Kyon/Koizumi
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Fabrications by skywalker05 reviews
GlaDOS said, "I do not think you understand the gravity of the situation." But he did understand. Because along with being an Aperture Science employee, he was her father.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Unforgiving Circumstances by Lambentsky reviews
If Kyon had to say Haruhi was crazy, he would be right. If Kyon had to say that Koizumi Itsuki would use everything to his advantage to get what he wants, he would also be right. Damn smiley bastard.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Itsuki K., Kyon - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
One Bad Week by Languish-Dreams reviews
Complete. Poor Shuichi's having one bad day after another. What will this week lead to in the end? Rated for language, pocky, delusions, rabid fangirls, general stupidity, and the dreaded glue incident.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,267 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Wild Accusations by Invader Sah reviews
The Yugi-Tachi decide it's time to confront Ryou about his abusive yami. Unfortunatly, he and Bakura have no idea what they're talking about - neither, appearently, does Malik. No pairings, except VAGUE MalikxBakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
A Lesson In Botany by Kachanski reviews
It was a peaceful day, sitting amongst the Lilly of the Valley. That is until one of Kyouraku's newly born tricks backfires onto him!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Reaper Chronicles by B3y0nd reviews
They called him Death, and he laughed. Now he comes to Soul Society, and no-one will ever be the same. An OC-centric, IchixRuki fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 127,537 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K. - Complete
Les fantasmes de Tôma Seguchi by Chawia reviews
De passage à New York pour affaires, Tôma met à profit quelques heures de libre pour s’abandonner à ses rêveries.
Gravitation - Rated: T - French - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Touma S., Shuichi S. - Complete
House Hears A Who by Gertrude2034 reviews
Takes place after the Season 5 finale. Just a little imagined scene of what life might be like for House inside Mayfield. House/OC. One shot written for the Fox Forum OC Friday Night Challenge, prompt: House receives flowers.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/17/2009 - G. House - Complete
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
An Alternate Angle by Hekateras reviews
Order of the Stick: When you've fallen low enough, the only hope to climb back up is to reach for the clouds and pray that the sun does not melt your wings. Heavy spoilers.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Shunsui has a bit of a midlife crisis while having a discussion
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Static by RedFireLight reviews
On a routine stop on the Citadel, two members of the Normandy crew share a private moment. Oneshot, M/M
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Garrus V., Kaidan A.
Abrasion by decuvieri reviews
They say opposites attract. The question is, can the attraction overcome the opposition? Slash content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by Nadat reviews
Several drabbles, exactly 100 words each, following many different characters in the Bleach universe. Some will contain spoilers, but are marked at the top as such. Rated T just in case, though I doubt it will go there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Game Over by fudge poptart reviews
A oneshot that is not what it seems. Funny and very short. The two were bound together, and they were in absolute bliss. Until.....
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Ash by Mukuo reviews
UlquiHime. ***Spoilers*** Don't read if you're not up-to-date with the Manga.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Surreptitious Surprises by Nightsmoke reviews
Haine expresses his wish to overcome his fear of women, and Naoto is tired of bickering. They get some unexpected help in the matter. Humor ensues. Slight Haine/Naoto if you squint.
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
The Sky, The Stars, And The Tent by halfboy reviews
House and Wilson go on a camping trip. Very short one shot. Rated for long words.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
绝望流年 Chinese Version of Blank by MushyJello reviews
自从于冬季之战失去了井上后,露琪亚一直照顾着振作不起来的一护。三年后,她开始怀疑,到底留在他的身边这个决定正确么? 一露 Chinese Version of Blank. Complete :D IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - Chinese - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mail Order Bride by snappleducated reviews
Are you joking? People don’t do this anymore. Only movie stars get married. — HaineNaoto
Dogs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Haine R., Naoto F. - Complete
Domestic Affairs by Nevar88 reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
House Call by Tsukiori reviews
A certain meddling doctor thinks that even would be Anti-Christs need the occasional checkup. Johan/Tenma, Alluded Tenma/Lunge.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Professional Silence by RedFireLight reviews
In the hunt for Saren, unlikely allies are surprised when they, somewhat unwillingly, become something more. Rating subject to change--M/M.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105 reviews
A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 383,046 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
1001 Nights in Hueco Mundo by Bankai Betty reviews
Inoue puts her creativity to the test during her captivity. Where the heck is her rescue team? Rampant OOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Scars of Saigon by ninja hampster reviews
Vietnam brought all of them together, and tore them all apart. AU, rated for slight language, violence, darkness, alcohol references, and brief innuendo. IchigoXRukia, IchigoXTatsuki other parings implied to various degrees.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Like Water for Sake by MatsuMama reviews
The entire roster of Gotei 13 characters go drinking in the Real World. Can Matsumoto pair them off with the perfect drink? EVERYONE is in this. Drunken shenanigans abound! Knowledge of bar drinks a must! Bottoms up!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Crossroads by Moonlith reviews
The holy city of Rabona is said to be a haven from all the abnormalities of the world outside its walls. Unfortunately, this also means that for a young and eager sentry man, finding excitement in the everyday life isn't always so easy. Until one day...
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Hidden Away by MustardGal reviews
Whisper Vess is the daughter of the Captain of the King's Army and she was captured by the Silent Warriors. Before she knew it, love had appeared in her life and with a new journey to accomplish. Updated 9/27.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,613 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006
Bonds by Impervious Marr reviews
Con artists on a 'holiday', Grimmjow and Ichigo face trials and tribulations in the form of sexy stalkers and men in clogs - while avoiding being caught, of course. This is the story of their improbable friendship. GrimmUlqui, AizenIchi. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,739 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Not Happening, Dude by Fireness reviews
In which Kenny gives a damn good reason for not wanting to go on the class summer trip.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
He Really Did It This Time by smartiesncoke reviews
House is out to create equality in the community, targeting none other than Dr. Cuddy herself. Jaguars, monster trucks, iPhones, and cardiac ischemia. Could it get any better?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Surprise by t260g reviews
Deploying surprise in five... four...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Father Figure by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
Zaraki has fallen and lies near death in the fourth squard infirmary. A devastated Yachiru is unable to leave his side until the Seireitei's other resident father steps in... Why Mayuri, what a kind and pleasant person you are...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Whisper of the Wind by Betz88 reviews
Gregory House is an old man who has buried himself in obscurity after a traumatic incident. His self worth is at an all-time low, and life seems hardly worth living. This story is about perpetuation of life and the way the fates conspire to make it so.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 129,258 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Stray by Dahne reviews
History doesn't have to repeat. Young!OcelotOtacon. Yes, really. Complete.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 308,016 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Otacon/Hal E., Ocelot - Complete
An End to Solitude by Meimi no Kage reviews
Riful ruminates on the recent state of her affairs.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Riful - Complete
Good Communications by incandescens reviews
Sometimes Nanao's captain communicates more than she really wants him to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Safety by DelMarch reviews
When Ikkaku the fighting man meets Yumichika the runaway boy... A musing on one way the Unlikely Duo may have come to be. No pairing, rated T for child abuse themes and a bit of violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
The Hotel by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
I almost take her up on the offer to leave, but instead I reach out and open the door for her, letting the both of us inside. Some kind of emotion shimmers in her eyes as the door falls shut behind us.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Renji A., Yachiru K. - Complete
Candlelight by VioTanequil reviews
The candle lit, a lone beam of light in the night. He sat there, watching, just watching. Warning: Character Death.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Edward:Bella:Jacob: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's tired of Edward's excuses, so is Edward. When Jacob comes to visit, what will occur?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Of Comfort by Wayra reviews
Misaki thought that Li would be just the medicine she needed after a stressful day of work and the death of a friend. It seemed she had hit her mark. Slight MisakiLi
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,851 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Nonsensity by SylverEyes reviews
Oneshot: Five friends try to figure out what everyone else is saying at an hour when no reasonable teenager should be awake, much less talking. :RaeCy friendship::Rated only for early morning potty mouths::May be incorporated in a collection of oneshots.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Cyborg, Raven - Complete
When House Discovers Fanfiction by katie mase reviews
One day House discovers the world of fanfiction. What's even more surprising is, it's all about him! Not meant to be taken seriously by any means. Rated T for safety. Total Parody. Complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
sub tabula by incandescens reviews
Urahara, Byakuya, and dubious footsie under the table.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Urahara - Complete
Look Away by Blissful-Web reviews
GinxRangiku If you don't want to see, then simply look away.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
No good advice by Kaesteranya reviews
Badou does not like being in between Haine and Naoto hostilities.
Dogs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Intensity of Wind by OhGreat reviews
Matsumoto wasn't surprised to see Gin leaving in a cold silence. Maybe she'd be better off dating someone like Kenpachi Zaraki after all; at least when he got mad, he just destroyed buildings. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Kidou Practice by Ice Silverwind reviews
Ichigo tries out Kidou!... And all the trees in Soul Society attempt to run away...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Ichigo K.
Freedom by Lord 0f Storms reviews
A one-shot reflection from Saren just before the end. My take on the indoctricnation and his motives. Please tell me your thoughts!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Saren A. - Complete
A Story of Stupid by hiyokoriko-na reviews
One drawback to being a genius is that your screw-ups are just that much funnier. The drawback to being an idiot is that everything you do is funny. Light, Matsuda, and the power of dumbassity. Just a tad cracky, in case you couldn't tell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Light Y., Matsuda T.
February 14th by elisheva reviews
Valentine's Day with our favorite grump-head!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Fatherly Instincts by 11X.d reviews
Mayuri's being protective of Nemu, just in his own deluded, diabolical way. "I will dissect you."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mayuri K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
A Peek Under the Hat by Liralen Li reviews
Kyouraku Shunsui takes a nap.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Shunsui K. - Complete
This Is Not Cruelty by kosmokomik reviews
Oneshot. Saren's thoughts upon meeting Nihlus on Eden Prime.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Saren A., Nihlus K. - Complete
Her Brightest Star by brandeee reviews
Byakuya always pretended he didn't even care what Yoruichi thought....
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Of Bullets & Kisses by An Eccentric Caffeine Addict reviews
Haine was just curious and Badou couldn't have cared less. DOGS: Bullets & Carnage Slash: HaineBadou
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
If You've Played by YoungFreak92 reviews
In which French fries are abused, gay Jewish marriages are discussed, couches miss company, porcupines are mentioned, the horrors of anal sex are established, lovesick ogling occurs and food is actually being cooked. House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hair of the Dog by SarashinaNikki reviews
To call Okajima Rokuro a masochist was neither insulting him, nor stating anything he didn't already know. RevyRock. I use the category romance for lack of a better term.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Karma by beeftony reviews
What goes around comes around...
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Potluck Committee by Her Sweetness reviews
[Oneshot] It's Kaiba Corp's first and probably last annual Thanksgiving potluck.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Mokuba K., Seto K. - Complete
Uryū's Ailment by virtualailee reviews
To prove himself to one man, he strived to be the best in everything. Too much indeed that he wreaked his self. But a parent's love is eternal, isn't it? Like every other father, Ryūken was perturbed when news of Uryū's deteriorating health came to light.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,846 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Every Man's Fantasy? by peppermint quartz reviews
This could NOT be happening. All Renji wanted was to make his weekly report, take a shower and return to the human world. Now he'll settle for a place to hide until the insanity possessing Soul Society passes... changed to Mrating after some thought
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
Gone Missing by FailingDemi reviews
When he yelled at his twin, he made a mistake: 'Everything would be alright if only one of us existed' The next day, suspicion builds, and then a twin's missing, gone from their lives. The Host Club won't let that happen! HikaHaru later. About twins.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,930 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Flower Man by Big-Babidi reviews
Zaraki never enjoyed being lost during emergencies.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Forced by ShyAnon reviews
Dante and Vergil are stuck, cuffed and facing one another in a dank dungeon. Without the usual distractions of swordplay and enemies they are now forced to face the scariest thing of all... each other. Oneshot! R&R
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
The Misadventures Of A Cat Named Cat by Wayra reviews
It would appear Hei has gone missing again, and now it's up to 'Super' Mao to find him. Problem is...will he be able to? With eccentric Contractors interrupting his search, and his cat behavior constantly harassing him, will Hei have to help him instead?
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Chop Suey by abaraya reviews
Hei cooks and Huang wonders about getting old.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Huang - Complete
Just Because by Iced Blood reviews
Oneshot: Camping with the Kaibas. What more could you possibly need to know?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Janitor Guy by s0ulm8 reviews
A look at House from a slightly different perspective... someone else's. No ships. No romance. Just a good yarn.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Order Of The Stick Teambuilding by b7-kerravon reviews
The OOTS is fleeing their latest encounter with their archnemesis, Xykon. Tired and injured, they hole up in a cave for the night. But how safe are they? Based on the incredible webcomic by Rich Burlew See his website for over 480 pages of comic!
Order of the Stick - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Vaarsuvius, Belkar B. - Complete
Trying To Hide the Pain by nighttime writer reviews
CHANGED CHAPTER 2! House is two seconds away from crashing and burning but everyone is too angry at him for crying cancer to consider that there's a kernel of truth in every lie. Just how much of House's lie was true? Full summary inside. RR Please.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - G. House
Thirteen Going on Fourteen by peroxidepest17 reviews
One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Stages of Grief by Genis Aurion reviews
[Oneshot]. Elizabeth Kubler Ross states a dying person experiences five stages when faced with the prospect of imminent death. Kenny, of course, is familiar with all five.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
Instant Messages by OuEstLaCraie reviews
The ducklings IM each other. Originally a oneshot, now expanded by popular demand, AND, there's a plot in there somewhere now, too! Enjoy, and please lemme know what you think.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase
Garfield Is Dead by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE reviews
Very disturbing story where Garfield the fat cat is slayed.
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Plan: Dating Bee by Xment2bursX reviews
Bumblebee can take care of herself, the East boys know that, but when it comes to her dating they go to the extremes to look out for her. Humours Titans East oneshot. CyBee, slight Spaqua.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cyborg, Bumble Bee - Complete
Crash Test Dummies by maddoggirl reviews
House persuades Wilson to take a ride on his motorbike. Inevitable consequences ensue. No death, grevious injury or angst. Written for one of the sickhouse and sickwilson one month anniversary prompts.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/29/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Runescape songs by The Scorcher reviews
Real songs but runescape versions of them these are parodies. Chap 1 Parody of Beverly Hills, Chap 2 parody of Video Killed the Radio Star. Chap 3 parody of we are the champions, Chap 4 parody of rock n roll all nite. And many many more! Please R&R
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Piano Man by Angeliz reviews
Over the course of Marik's travels, he encounters an ivory pianist in a quiet tavern at the edge of an unnamed town. The music intrigues, as does the man, though it is not until the following year that he is able to realize why.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
A Special Kind of Idiot by DarkSeverus reviews
Renji gets to the bottom of a rumor about Ikkaku and Yumichika's past.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Bankai Pains by FantasysAngel reviews
[Renji, Byakuya] 500 word drabble. Achieving bankai is hard, but training with it is even harder, Renji learns that the harsh way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Girl Stuff by Lyrical Rex reviews
[Crack!Pairing. Rukia x Tatsuki.] Ichigo starts to wonder what he did to deserve being scarred like this. Seriously. Ichigo seriously starts to wonder... uh, yeah. [shoujo ai, girlxgirl, etc.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Rukia K., Tatsuki A.
You Don't Impress Me Much by Nighthawk47 reviews
This is a parody of the song That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain. House expresses his humble opinion of the ducklings. Reviews are welcome & appreciated.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - G. House - Complete
Out of Body Experience by Neoinean reviews
After defeating Brother Blood, Cyborg didn’t relish the thought of going offline for repairs so Robin downloaded his consciousness into a communicator. It was all downhill from there.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Cyborg - Complete
Asymmetry by Luc Court reviews
Short fic, Kisuke and Yoruichi. Similarities and differences can change over the years. So can familiarity.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Mantle by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
When the Batman is brutally beaten by Bane, Detective Ellen Yin contacts Robin with Batman's request: Take up his mentor's Mantle. Enraged, the Boy Wonder returns to Gotham. How will Starfire react to Robin donning his mentor's brooding persona? The Batman, Teen Titans Crossover.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,691 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Increasingly Improbable Events by Seaouryou reviews
[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Kenny M. - Complete
Deceptively Soft by Hott reviews
Gatsu catches Griffith outside his door bare-footed and half-dressed. What prompted Griffith to be there, and what is his intent?
Berserk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2002
Final Fantasy XVI: Revenge of the Fishglobe! by Hugh Jass reviews
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT READ AND REVIEW THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2002