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Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara, Konan - Complete
Something Dangerous by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura must submit to Kakashi's special training to prepare for a lethal mission. [KakaSaku] WARNING: This story is NC-17 and contains graphic sex and BDSM.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,966 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 5/25/2010 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
Haze by Sariasprincy reviews
Because Shisui wanted her and really the alcohol was only the perfect excuse. ShiSaku. Rated M for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Sakura H., Shisui U.] - Complete
Her Favorite Criminal by VesperChan reviews
She doesn't think kindly of many criminals, but out of all of them, he'd be her favorite. Madasaku and Uchisaku Police AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,819 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5513 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Let's Play Cops and Robbers by SliceOfLife reviews
You'll never hear an agent say, being a part of the FBI is easy work. If they did, they'd be blatantly lying. From the long hours, to the daily drug busts, even psychotic and murderous criminals; special agent Sakura Haruno certainly has her work cut out for her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Predator and Prey by Strings of a Puppet reviews
He's the bully. She's the nerd. He's the rebel. She's the saint. He begins a game to destroy her while she finds herself hopelessly caught in his clutches. After all, he's the predator and she... his prey. l AU. OOC. Dark fic. l
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,500 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/22/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
It's Just the Way Things Are by YomiNoNozomi reviews
During an espionage mission in Lightning Country, Sakura has to have very loud, very convincing fake sex with Genma in order to maintain her cover. Shiranui won't stop talking about it and Kakashi is about ten seconds away from raikiri-ing everyone in the near vicinity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] Genma S., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Within The Messages by Sariasprincy reviews
As the head of forensics at the Tokyo Police Department, Sakura found herself as the head scientist for the department's new case. And it has her working very closely with Uchiha Itachi. She never thought this case would bring them closer. And she never thought that the killer would be a member of the TMPD. ItaSaku Modern Police-Universe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,781 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Night Owl by freaky-hanyou reviews
Toudou Chizuru can't sleep. As she lies awake trying to figure out how to alleviate this problem, a certain very 'awake' part of her husband gives her an idea for a devious little game... Oneshot, Heisuke/Chizuru, this is literally just smut; I have no idea where this came from but yes Smut Alert!
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Y. Chizuru, Hijikata T. - Complete
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Welcome to Camp Konoha by ohscrewthename reviews
When Sakura is mistakenly placed in an all male camp, she expects nothing but pot, porn, and pranks to run rampant. Little does she know that a sickening purpose is brewing...and she's at the very core of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Braille by SilverStarShine94 reviews
She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shogi by GoldenGrimoire reviews
Sakura's first solo mission as a jounin: succeed where Konoha's intelligence unit has failed by getting Akatsuki prisoner Akasuna no Sasori to talk, no matter what it takes. Sasori/Sakura. Lemony content, dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Regression by GoldenGrimoire reviews
Sasori felt like he was hurtling backwards to where he'd started, and it was all that brat's fault. Sasori/Sakura, Lemon, Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 316 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hers by SilverStarShine94 reviews
I'll break you," he hissed. "Can't break what's already broken." AU DeiSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dangerous by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
AU. Konoha is a fallen metropolis full of thieves and corruption. The rich are sectioned to themselves, the gangs of the lower city rule supreme. And romance blooms under dangerous conditions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,582 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Eight Months by sakuraspimp reviews
kibas been gone eight months. sakura's been a little naughty. he's going to punish her. m rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The Taking by allurement reviews
“So. We have your wife. You get her back for two billion yen. Cash.” The caller’s confident Sasuke will find a way to get the money if he loves his wife enough. Sasuke does. He has sixty hours to prove it, and he’ll pay a lot more than two billion yen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Peaceful Waters by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura's at a hot springs with six hot jounin, but will only Genma appreciate her charms? Shonen ai warning! This is actually a Het fic though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sakura H., Genma S.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once my flame, twice my burn by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. After a notorious breakup, Sakura wants nothing to do with men. At least, not until an exred headed flame hears the news and comes knocking on her door. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,885 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 285 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete