Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Song of the Lioness, and Danny Phantom.
Hi! I just figured I’d put some random information about me here.
I chose the name ThJaFl for The Jamacian Flowers, because I'm an anything-that-grows fanatic, and love all the pictures I see of flowers native to Jamacia. I I've never been there, but it sounds beautiful there.
The quotes that will best describe me for all time is "She's somewhere over there," said Ron, pointing along the shelves. "Looking for another book. I think she's trying to read the whole library before Christmas." (Hermione, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling, Chapter 9), and "Normality is over-rated". I also like "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." (Either Dorothy Parker or Ellen Parr)
I lost track of my favorite books after my three hundred and twenty ninth, but I'll read almost anything but horror. I really love the first three Maximum Ride books, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and books by Tamora Pierce.
I’ll eat whatever is cooking, but I like getting either a pizza or Italian from a restaurant, and I don’t like spinach. Everything else, either I don't mind, like, or I've never tried. I don’t eat fast food, and I love chocolate with a few scoops of mint chocolate-chip ice cream.
I prefer to wear T-shirts and sweat pants or jeans, and I don’t care about brands.
If I could go anywhere on vacation, I would go to Jamacia, or Ireland.
My favorite time of day is probably early afternoon to late night, and I’m an undisputed night owl. I love the day Friday, because it’s the start of the weekend.
Ah, the joys of being an adolescent hybrid runaway. (Max, MR3)
I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings lady! What were you thinking? (Max to the (original) Director, MR3)
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." (Iggy, MR2)
"One sec. Voice imparting unessesary knowledge." (Max to Fang, MR3)
"Clear as pea soup!" (Max to ter Bortcht, MR3)
"My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior." (Max to whitecoat, MR3)
"How high can you fly?"
"I basically have two speeds, hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice." (Max to , MR3)
"Oops." I said. "I guess they forgot to program us with respect for authority." "Those idiots..." (Max and Iggy, MR3)
... "You don't speak much, do you?" ter Borcht said, circling him slowly. Fittingly, Fang said nothing. "Vhy do you let a girl be de leader?" ter Borcht asked, a calculating look in his eye. "She's the tough one," Fang said. Dang right, I thought proudly. ”Is dere anysing special about you?" asked ter Borcht "Anysing vorth saving?" Fang pretended to think, looking up at the ceiling.
"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."... (ter Bortcht and Fang, MR3)
"Let's see," I said. "High stone walls, lifeless span of grit, mutants marching around... I don't know -- I'm thinking it says 'prison yard.' How about you guys?" "Prison yard sums it up," Total agreed, then trotted of to pee on the walls. "Prison yard is too good for this," said Nudge. "Like, cheerless, joy-sucking plain of despair would be more like it.” I looked at her in admiration. "Nice! You've been reading the dictionary again, haven't you?" Nudge blushed happily. (Max, Total and Nudge, MR3)
"All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door." "...And you would know this how?" (Unknown)
...If you think losing your mind SLOWLY is bad, try losing it QUICK- I'm sorry, what where we talking about? And who are you? (Anonymous)
Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel -- Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig. (Harry, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
What I really need, are minions (T-shirt)
If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out? (Will Rogers)
A positive attitude won't solve all you problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Herm Albright)
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. (Albert Einstein)
"Still, at least we can give Divination up now." "Yeah," said Harry. "No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly..." "And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." (Ron, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
"Why argue when we both know I'm right?"
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to shut up and sit down.
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."
"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me."
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy and Pastes
White Light/Black Rain
A dragonfly flitters to a gate,
Mother, am I dead?
HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI WERE SMALL VILLAGES IN JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II. IN ORDER TO END THE WAR AGAINST THE JAPANESE, THE AMERICANS CREATED THE WORLD'S FIRST ATOMIC BOMB. IT WAS CALLED LITTLE BOY, AND WAS DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA ON AUGUST 6TH, 1945 AT 8:15. FAT BOY, THE 2ND ATOMIC BOMB, WAS DROPPED ON NAGASAKI ON AUGUST 9TH, 1945. TOGETHER, THE TOTAL NUMBER OF DEATHS WAS OVER 200,000, AND MANY DIED LATER OF LEUKEMIA.
IF YOU WANT TO STOP ATOMIC BOMBS AND PREVENT ANOTHER HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, COPY AND PASTE THIS POEM AND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR PROFILE.
I got this stuff from wolfwhisperer, i.dance.in.the.rain, Riley Manx and Silver Wind Neko's profiles. The poem about Big and Little Boy came from Silver Wind Neko's profile.
(Kind of) Important: I didn't make, draw, paint, print, or have any connection to the making of the picture I'm using as my icon. Just so you know.