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Joined 06-23-07, id: 1308080, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 2 stories for Incredibles, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

About Me

Lifetime meat eater because who doesn't like chicken? Obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, World of Warcraft, England, Sweden, Australia, France (Je parle francaise!), writing, and reading books. Love Harry Potter, hate Twilight. Full supporter of NO HOMEWORK. Country music is awesome, love any type of rock music, and full orchestra music is amazing. Music is my life. Hate shopping, clothes, and fashion. Love jeans, chap-stick, and t-shirts. Rather read than shop. Barnes and Nobles is my store. Have new obsession almost every week. I love blood and gore movies. Disneyland/Disney World beats Six Flags any day. Still love Saturday morning cartoons. TeenNick is the most awesome channel on TV for me at the moment (Drake & Josh is awesomesauce). Pooh and Tiger rock my socks. Played the viola for three years, piano for two years, and did performing theater for five years, and still love performing when I get the chance. Absolutely Murder is the best play EVER. Comedies rock, along with musicals. Proud member of the technical theatre club (yes, there is a club). I have dyslexia, and it used to be so horrible they wanted to hold me back in kindergarten. Even though I wasn't held back, I dealt with it and it is now hardly noticeable and I'm taking college level English classes in highschool. Want to major in Education somewhere in Australia and become a pre-school teacher. Born in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma and lived there until I was eight then moved to Houston, Texas. Considered Southern and say "y'all." My school is extremely academic; we have school laptops that have almost every website blocked. Considered to have no life, but that's cool. :) Skittles and M&Ms are the best candy. Fears include heights, wasps, cockroaches, and medical needles. Randomness is my thing and I love to laugh. Weird, random, and annoying, but my friends love me.

Age- 17; senior in high school :)

Were you named after anyone- Yes, my grandparents (on my mothers side) last name was Nichols so my middle name is Nicole

Do you like your name- Umm...no.

Were you adopted- No, but I sometimes wish I was

Siblings- Older half sister and brother-in-law

Eyes- Darkest shade of brown before you can call them black

Height- 5'7 (170.2 cm)

Favorite Books- Harry Potter, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, The Magicans, The Jessica Darling Series, Grief Without God, The Looking Glass Wars, Boogie Woogie, Junie B. Jones, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Chronicles of Narnia, Diary of A Wimpy Kid, Wayside Stories From Wayside School, The Boy In The Striped Pajamas

Favorite movies- Fight Club, Underworld, The Dark Knight (Rises), Equilibrium, The Glass House, Pirates of The Caribbean, Exorist: The Beginning, The Incredibles

Preferred Music Genres- Country and Alternative Rock

Favorite Bands/Singers - WAY too many...

Favorite Songs- Too many to list...

Favorite Color- Blue, any shade

Hates- Anyone who believes war is the correct way to go; Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Camp Rock, Demi Lovato, Secret Life of the American Teenager , people who go overboard when it comes to anything in the media, bad grammar, bad spelling, hardcore "God is my life" Christians

Hobbies- ...STALKING MYSELF! THERE I AM!!

Favorite Games- Pinball, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, and Happy Wheels

Favorite Actors- Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton, Christian Bale (he's a crazy bitch with anger issues), Brad Pitt, Colin Firth, Orlando Bloom, Stellan Skarsgard, and Robin Willams

Preferred pet- Golden Retriever

I.Q.- 140, that's ABOVE average

Favorite Fictional Creature- Genies

Favorite Animal- Turtle

Favorite Olympian God- Morpheus

Favorite Olympian Goddess- Aphrodite

Preferred Way of Death- drowning in the kiddie ball pit

Preferred way of relieving stress- Screaming into a pillow

Things/People that calm you down- Kevin, Claire, Brittany, and Lauren

Makes you laugh- Dead Puppies (it's a song people, don't freak out on me)

Favorite Comedian- Jeff Dunham

Favorite School Subject- History

Current Avatar- Jesus on a unicycle being punched in the face by Spiderman wearing a sombrero

For the Stalkers: Facebook ; Myspace


If Your Life Was A Movie: What Would The Soundtrack Be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, Rhapsody, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Thank You Baby! (Shania Twain)

Waking Up: The Undeveloped Story (Anberlin)

First Day at School: Don't Look Baby In Anger (Oasis)

Falling In Love: Oh! Gravity. (Switchfoot)

Breaking Up: Dare (Rascal Flatts)

Prom Night: Never Too Late (Three Days Grace)

Life: Chemical Collide (Boys Like Girls)

Mental Breakdown: Down With The Sickness (Disturbed)

Driving: Stupid Boy (Keith Urban)

Flashback: Waiting for the Rapture (Oasis)

Getting back together: Want To (Sugarland)

Wedding: Cry With You (Hunter Hayes)

Birth of Child: There Goes My Life (Kenny Chesney)

Final Battle: If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out (Cat Stevens)

Funeral Song: Memory (CATS: The Musical)

Final Credits: My Wish (Rascal Flatts)


Dedications

To Claire, who finally listened to my advice and made a fanfiction and fictionpress account, may she forever be my best friend and always judge my writing with open arms and an open heart.

To keiraliz, who I will forever enjoy having random conversations with.

To LittleVampirateXX and callieandjack, who gave me my first reviews on fanfiction.

To Lauren, my other best friend who makes me wish I could be there to help her whenever she needs me.

And finally, to all my readers and reviewers, who always made my day every time they read a chapter and said to themselves 'Hey, this isn't that half-bad!'.

Thank you all, I love you


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Smile by Were-Weasel reviews
What if Flint had a little more help with the whole food fiasco? Meet G.R.I.N. a fully automated, wise-cracking, OC lab assistant.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010
Don't Rub the Lamp! 3: The Final Movie by heartofafae reviews
It's the final instalment of DRTL, and Sarah is struggling with her guilt to tell Genie the truth about her past and Lisa is fighting her own inner turmoils. Add in the King of Thieves and an all-knowing Oracle and what do you get? The Final Movie!
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,333 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
Heartbeat by keiraliz reviews
What if Elizabeth wasn't the woman Will married during the battle in the third film? What if he didn't meet her until more than 200 years later? AU, Post-AWE, Modern Willabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,652 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
The Pirate and His Princess by callieandjack reviews
Princess Adelaide is doomed to be Queen of England and forever confined to her home in England. Captain Jack Sparrow is just a pirate looking for something more in life. What happens when the two of them finally meet and sparks fly? Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,935 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Gabriels' Nirvana by GreatStoneFace reviews
Survivors try to find peace in a armageddoned America. My first FanFic story. Review please! Even if its rude :
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest by LittleVampirateXX reviews
Sequel to my CoBP. Isabel Norrington finds herself enlisting Jack's help once again. Will she be able to clear the names of Will, Elizabeth and herself and will she realize her true feelings before it's too late...? At World's End NOW UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
An Unexpected Partnership by Lioness32 reviews
Violet, also known as Celestial nowadays, did not want his help. Violet did not need his help. And yet he continues to show up at her battles. What. The. Heck. Watch out, 'cuz heads are gonna roll. VioletXOC
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2009
What next? by Eliza Castle reviews
The Turner family shortly after Will's return from his ten year obligation aboard the Flying Dutchman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,788 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Teasers by Alias - Eyelash - Blue reviews
Teasers are rich kids who land on planets that haven't made interstellar contact and parade up and down wearing antennae and making beep noises. Maite and Lexi are bored teenage space travellers who get grounded on earth after a tease goes wrong.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean:Curse of the Black Pearl by LittleVampirateXX reviews
Isabel Norrington is the Commodore's sister and this is her account of Pirates 1. When Izzy defies her brother and goes with Will to rescue Elizabeth she meets some unlikely allies and ends up having more fun than even she thought was possible.DMC now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,341 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! 2: They're Back by heartofafae reviews
The girls are back! Al and Lisa are taking down baddies and Genie is coming home. Things couldn't be better. Right? Wrong! Genie is ignoring Sarah and Iago is drving Lisa nuts! And now, Jafar is back! Can the Lisa and Sarah get outta this one? Follows RoJ
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,952 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! by heartofafae reviews
Follow the journey of orphans Sarah and Lisa as they are magically whisked away into the wonderful world of Agrabah. There, they meet up with Aladdin. With his help can they find hope, happiness and maybe even love? Follows the first Aladdin movie.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,118 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - OC, Genie - Complete
My New Situation by this fish flies reviews
Scrubs Crossover Dr. John 'JD' Dorian participates in a 'doctor exchange' and goes to Princeton Plainsboro to work in the Diagnostics Department.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
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Changing Times reviews
I knew nothing of my family. I didn't know who my mother or father was. I didn't even know if I had siblings or not. That's why I left; I wanted to find the part of me that was missing. Takes place during first PotC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,408 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009
Journeys and Discoveries reviews
Kaitlin is about to embark on an incredible journey with her best friend, Violet Parr, and Violet's family. This is my first story for The Incredibles so please R&R! On Hold At The Present Time
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009