Quiet Milk
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Joined 06-24-07, id: 1308260, Profile Updated: 05-30-09
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

c'est Alice.

I update my profile almost everyday. It's sad but unfortunately true. I just love to talk about myself.

With my stories, some have absolutely no literary merit whatsoever. But they can be fun :)

If you've read any of my stuff you'll know I have a pretty dirty mind. I took Japanese lessons in school, but couldn't take my teacher seriously because he kept calling me Alice-kun, and in my mind he was saying Alice-ct. He was also, it seemed, under the impression I was a boy. My ears tend to filter things...

First Kiss by Twila Reaux reviews
My take on Alice and Jasper's first kiss. Rated for safety, no smut. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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Control reviews
Aro likes to be in control. Most of the time. But his favourite and most loyal follower, Jane, has something else in mind. R for BDSM and some really adult stuff. Really, really, really adult stuff. Oh, and the "c" bomb, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jane, Aro - Complete
Pity and Fear reviews
Alice was raped as a teenager, and is having trouble getting over it. Enter Jasper Whitlock, who makes Alice’s problems look like a stubbed toe next to a plane crash. AU AH. M NC17 for sex, sex of a questionably consensual nature and some naughty words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Lonesome reviews
Edward is so lonely, he can’t stand it anymore. Alice only wants him to see that life isn’t all bad. So she invites him to let out some emotion. A/J/E OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Emmett's Little Game reviews
Sequel to Alice’s Little Plan. Alice has decided to take Emmett up on the competition and Rose is all too willing to participate. A little competitiveness is all it takes for Jasper to agree. J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Rosalie's Hatred reviews
A drabble-y one shot focusing on why Rosalie hates everyone. Rating for rape and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Alice's Little Plan reviews
Lame title, I know. Alice reflects on her and Jasper’s physical relationship. When she realises what Jasper needs, she decides in typical Alice Cullen fashion that she’s going to get her way no matter what.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Because It's Not Love But It's Still A Feeling reviews
Jasper's been a good-boy, and Maria rewards him.One-shot, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Comfort reviews
Alice comforts Jasper... lemons duh. Just 'cause there's not enough of these two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete