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Joined 06-24-07, id: 1308323, Profile Updated: 06-27-08
Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Professionals, Robin Hood BBC, CSI, and Blade.

So, whatdya want to know?

I'm a very serious, intense person -snorts- okay, so maybe not. 'Shallow' is my middle name and I'm proud of it. I write fanfiction (and that would be why you're reading this bio, I guess), try very hard to write angst and usually fail miserably... which explains why most of my fics have comedy (or an attempt at it) in them somewhere, or if not straight comedy, then sarcasm. Sarcasm is good... which might explain my fondness for the Harry Potter fandom, and Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape.

I write slash and gen (I know, I'm going to hell - you don't have to tell me). Some fandoms just don't inspire the slashy plot bunnies that bounce around in my head.

I love loads of fandoms, and I'm not even going to begin to list them here 'cause I'd be at it all day. Oh, and reviews are the best thing ever, makes me feel like it's worthwhile putting fics online (and I totally appreciate every single one).

Enough drivel about me? Yup, I think so.

What's next: I'm going to have a go at posting a multi-chaptered HP story that I'm currently writing called 'Bleeding on the Outside'. It will be finished at some point - but this is my very first 'in-progress' story. I'm sensing it could all go horribly wrong -grin- 26th April: Have been struggling with serious writer's block for a bit -growls at world- so that's why I'm quiet - but I haven't forgotten about the fic, honestly.

Bleeding on the Outside fanart: the amazing oldenuf2nobetter has drawn a gorgeous illustration for Chapter 8 here. Go look and tell her how amazing she is!

Pucker Up fanart: the awesomely talented xnuinx has done an illustration for the fic here. Go look and tell her how amazing she is, too!

Wolf by lies-d reviews
Sam and Dean encounter Oz during the investigation of a brutal slaying. SLASH Dean/Oz
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Oz, Dean W.
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Cupid’s Choice: Snake Bite & Black reviews
Draco is introduced to Harry’s love of fruit flavoured Muggle concoctions in a tale that Mills & Boon would be reluctant to tell. A little bit of humour, a little bit of flangst, and far too much snarky Draco. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Polishing the Broom reviews
Potions class, Harry and Draco, smut and silliness. Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Green Bauble reviews
Draco is decorating the Christmas tree, and Harry, to his consternation, is trying to help. HarryDraco SLASH A one-shot with several extra bits added later by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bleeding on the Outside reviews
Draco Malfoy has angered many by supporting his boyfriend, Harry Potter. When Harry is captured, will Draco be able to stifle the urge to throttle Ron Weasley? Can they work together and rescue The Boy Who Lived? Do they have a choice? HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Masks reviews
A missing scene from Blade:Trinity. Asher is the first to pay the captured King a visit. HannibalAsher SLASH.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Snowfall reviews
It's snowing outside. NickGreg SLASH Fluff.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Winter Chill reviews
Emotionless black eyes looked out across a landscape blanketed by a crisp carpet of snow. MAJOR spoilers for Deathly Hallows and it's AU. HarrySnape SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sorry reviews
Allan owes Will an apology. Set after episode 2.01 and sequel to the drabble, Bruises. AllanWill SLASH.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Bruises reviews
Will's concerned. A 100 word drabble set right after episode 2.01. WillAllan SLASH.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Santa's Little Helper reviews
Bodie and Doyle are undercover in Santa's grotto.
Professionals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Hubble Bubble reviews
There are reasons Sauron's Soaptastic ScrubABrush comes with instructions. A very silly drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Pitch Battles reviews
The day Marcus Flint broke Katie's nose was the day Oliver kissed him. MarcusOliver SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Harry Potter Universe Drabbles reviews
Harry Potter drabbles featuring a wide range of characters. Contains SLASH and HET and loads of different genres. An ever growing collection...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
Harry Potter Universe Drabbles and Ficlets reviews
A mix of drabbles and ficlets. All SLASH. HarryDraco, OliverMarcus, HarryCedric, OliverCedric, OliverCedricHarry, and SnapeHarry, with guest appearances by Ron and Voldemort. Phew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Pin the Tail on Snape reviews
Harry's accepted a dare, but it's the morning after and suddenly it doesn't seem quite so funny. He has a hangover, a nagging best friend, and a tail in his pocket. It promised to be an interesting Potions lesson. GEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dreams of Deliverance reviews
What if events in Deathly Hallows had happened slightly differently? A few years have passed and Harry's teaching at Hogwarts, but the nightmares won't go away. MAJOR spoilers for Deathly Hallows. SnapeHarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Edible reviews
Harry wants Draco to lick his hand. Fluffy ficlet. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pucker Up reviews
After losing a bet Harry has a huge favour to ask of Malfoy. It would make things so much easier if the Slytherin would just say no. Features very slight Ds. Oneshot. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Like the Way You Move reviews
Voldemort is gone and Harry is hiding from the world, relying on Polyjuice and the trust of his friends to keep his relationship with Draco Malfoy secret. Draco's just about had enough. HarryDraco SLASH Oneshot. Not HPB compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sun, Sea and Desiccated Particles of Silica reviews
Bodie and Doyle are on a stakeout at the beach. Cue icecream, suntan lotion... and a decided lack of plot.
Professionals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
No More Heroes reviews
Bodie and Doyle are on a stakeout. Features banter, chips, and a serious discussion about the merits of wearing your underpants over your tights.
Professionals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Growing Old Disgracefully reviews
Bodie and Doyle, in their twighlight years, run amok in a nursing home. Doyle's POV.
Professionals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
A Little Quidditch Time reviews
Sometimes, Harry just wanted some peace and quiet. The empty Quidditch stands were the perfect place to hide, but to Harry's dismay, someone else thought so too. Oneshot. Not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Corridors and Confrontations reviews
Everyone thinks they know Draco Malfoy. But when he confronts Harry in an empty classroom it becomes dangerously clear that the Slytherin has been fooling them all. Oneshot. Not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wishing for Rain reviews
Remus is feeling trapped in Grimmauld Place and Sirius tries to understand. A ficlet with rain and dusty cushions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete