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Joined 06-24-07, id: 1308381, Profile Updated: 10-01-09
Author has written 31 stories for Azumanga Daioh, NCIS, Sweeney Todd, Misc. Games, and St. Trinian's.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."
-Margaret Mead

"They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!"
-Lea DeLaria


My name is completely irrelevant.

I'm English, a teenager, a lesbian, a Pastafarian - look it up if you're puzzled - and a little bit barking mad.

I love reading and writing (which goes without saying, otherwise I wouldn't be here) though I have all the talent of a teabag.

My friends are my main sources of inspiration. All credit goes to them for any half-decent stories I manage to write.
And two of them happen to be on here, writing fantastic fanfiction.
Here's one: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1438369/
And here's another: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1445717/
Check them out; it's a better idea than reading anything of mine.

And... that's about all I have to say.


Works in progress:

-So Much More than a Bete Noire (one chapter left to go)

-Earthquake Proof (four chapters left to go)

-Stargazing (two chapters to go)

-Mistletoe and Wine (eight chapters left...)

I'm so, so sorry for the lack of updates; and it's my goal now to have all my half-finished fanfics completed and uploaded in full by the end of this year. Whether it'll happen or not is debatable, since I'm going to have to work my arse off just to pass my exams this year - but eventually, I'll get them finished. Thank you so much to everybody who's read, reviewed, and favourited; and I apologise profusely for the ridiculous length of time it's taking for me to complete these fics. It will happen, and that's a promise.


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Triple Trouble by Magemaster reviews
X-over between NCIS, L&O: SVU, and CSI. Full summery inside. AlexOlivia, AbbyZiva, SaraCatherine
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2008
family stick together, the song genre by special agent Ali reviews
Song fics. Decided to add to it so the whole team gets a song I think suits him or her. Character is in chapter title. Hope you enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Tokyo Music by Killjoy Queen reviews
GazettE fanfic, plus others which I'm including later, i.e. Alice Nine, etc. Lots of O/Cs in there, but I'm planning on this being pretty long. It's tough to summarise, so see what you think for yourself! Rated M for a reason.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007
Loved to Death by Glass.Snowflake reviews
Love is in the air, but it is one that will break many hearts. Its my first ever fic, but will hopefully be a 5 or 6 chapter story. Wasn't sure whether K plus or T so its a T anyway. Femmeslash, non-explicit. PLEASE REVIEW!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kate T., Ziva D.
Don't Cry by HappyEnding137 reviews
This is a Janto songfic song is Maria Mena - "Sorry" that I started on the evening the Day 4 episode was aired *cries* , and I finished it today. I got quite emotional when I was writing it, so I apolgise if the fluffiness is a bit overwhelming. Enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
A Past Not Forgotten by Cable Addict reviews
When Ziva get's hurt, Tony comes by to check on her and discovers a secret that she has been hiding for quite sometime. Possible Tiva. Not quite sure yet. I still don't own NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,328 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Need by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett need each other, both in their own way. They had never thought there could be more than that.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,249 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Walking To My Execution by struckbylightening reviews
McGee Tony slash. McGee's paranoid and suprisingly so is Tony. So when everything goes wrong, can anyone help them? Rubbish summary - sorry
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Tim M., Tony D.
Caramel by slashbutterfly reviews
Angsty Zabby songfic stuff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Nostalgia by Chirugal reviews
Some things never change. A series of snapshots of Abby and Gibbs' relationship over twenty years. Gibbs/Abby, now complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Story of Love by froga10t reviews
Some action later but starts faxness. Rated so because of adult themes. New upload! Last Chapter! :3 note: fang is a bit OOC in the last chappie for a couple of lines.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Oblivious by Vanillasiren reviews
Sweeney Todd doesn't notice anything about Mrs. Lovett. Or does he? Sad one-shot. Sweenett of course! What else would you expect from me?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Thunder and Lightning by slashbutterfly reviews
After the war, Harry cannot live with his guilt and breaks ties with almost everyone, living in a Muggle neighbourhood alone - that is, until a dark and stormy night... AU, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Everyone by slashbutterfly reviews
A short ish forgettable Christmas slushy thingy. Femslash, may be more chapters to follow containing slash. V fluffy. The plot is... non existent. Abby gives Ziva a lift home...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
The Secret Life of Kelly Jones by slashbutterfly reviews
St Trinian's series of songfics. Celia/Kelly, Kelly/Annabelle, Celia/Anoushka, and who knows what else? Normal femslash warnings apply. Bit of angst, bit of unrequited love, bit of everything.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Unlikely Fanfiction by Sharap'n reviews
Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Over The Top Gestures by amy. j x reviews
Shameless fluff. And nothing but. Just a short piece to get me back in to writing after months of writer's block. Jack/Ianto. Please R&R
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
She's A Real Lady by Das Lieblingsfach reviews
When Judge Turpin takes an interest in Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney encourages her to pursue him, hoping to reel him back in to the barber's chair and underneath the razor. But what happens when Mr. Todd realizes he's jealous? Sweenett in later chapters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008
Happy Pandemonium by lullabystander reviews
The future is scary, so they don't talk about it too often, choosing, instead, to focus on the happy pandemonium of now. 50 Sentences about Kelly/Annabelle. St Trinian's. Femslash.
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kelly J., Annabelle F. - Complete
Maturity Is Relative by Sunday Smile reviews
Two years on. Juno is on the cusp of eighteen, facing graduation and adulthood. As the teenage façade slips away, Juno and Bleeker confront the nine months that changed their lives and brace themselves for that funny thing called 'the future.'
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Hocus Pocus by slashbutterfly reviews
Abby makes a strange discovery, and Tony finds that acting on impulse is not always a bad thing. McNozzo slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Hocus Pocus by Glass.Snowflake reviews
Tony makes a strange discovery on Halloween... Oneshot. PLAESE REVIEW!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
One Day At A Time by slashbutterfly reviews
Ziva's in trouble. And there's only one person left who can help her. Non-explicit femslash, self-harming trigger warning .
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S.
Crying In Their Beer by Jaina Solo2 reviews
It's not so much a love triangle as a square of broken hearts. Set early Season 3. Femslash
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D. - Complete
Letter To Heaven by struckbylightening reviews
When It's just too hard to look forward sometimes you have to look back... please read it and then review it! Also Chapter 3 Now Up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Tony D., Kate T.
Back and Forth by Precious Pup reviews
Two people come to Zivas house to check she is ok after funeral. Bit of an angsty/romance/friendship one shot depending on how you read it. Spoilers for Season Five : Judgement Day
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Light lives in the darkness by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
‘She wants to know what makes this human different from all others, she wants to see what Edward sees in her.’ Alice watches Bella… and sees more than she should. Alice/Bella, femslash. Spoilers for 'New Moon'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
There's an Alien in Your Coffee! by struckbylightening reviews
Exactly what is says in the title. Abby finds something in Gibbs' coffee. Purely a stupid story made up due to boredom. R&R muchly appriciated obv.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
I'm Leaving by slashbutterfly reviews
The title says it all, really. HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tonight by struckbylightening reviews
Kate is trying to pluck up the courage to tell Abby she loves her....
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Kate T., Abby S.
Always On My Mind by slashbutterfly reviews
Kate's dead, but Tony has unfinished business.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Training by Amazon Penny reviews
[Zabby] All NCIS staff have been ordered to take self defense classes. Ziva is mildly amused at the suggestion, but happy to spend more time with Abby and get paid for it! But will this week of training be as boring as it seems? With NCIS? of course not!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Five Things Ziva And Abby Do As Parents by Jaina Solo2 reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. Sequel to How It Shouldn't Have Gone. ZivaAbby. Femslash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
31 Slices by Jaina Solo2 reviews
31 Slices of Femslashy NCIS life. Various pairings. New slice every day in March. Stay tuned!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
What Happened? by Jaina Solo2 reviews
There's a first time for everything, even not so pleasant things. ZivaAbby Femslash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
In the Downpour by Jaina Solo2 reviews
Come in out of the rain. AbbyZiva femslash. non-explicit.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
First Day Of My Life by slashbutterfly reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot, songfic to Bright Eyes’ “First Day Of My Life”. Harry thinks about his relationship with Draco. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Every Time We Touch by myownwayx reviews
Tony's secret is becoming to much to take, when he and Tim work a case alone together he sees it as a sign and spills his secret. Slash Tony&Tim Review Please!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Tim M., Tony D.
Love in Lamaze by Remembering-Tate reviews
TATE! The undercover mission is over the 'baby' is gone what is in store nextfor our fav couple LAST CHAPTER STRONG T and MESSAGE for ADDIE666
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,705 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kate T., Tony D.
If You'd Like To Go by Thought reviews
I'm going to kill you with this paperweight. They're all a little bit in the dark. TonyXAbbyXZiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Ani Ohevet Otach by ExLibris3 reviews
Ziva struggles with her feelings for Abby. Will she confess them, before her heart breaks to pieces? And are they answered? Femmeslash. Written for the NFA Secret Santa.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
pity by fall from stars reviews
ONESHOT—But pity a woman alone. .Mrs. Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Migraine by OzGeek reviews
Another from the NCIS Fanfiction Archive vault, really old and set around season 3. McAbbyish. McGee programs through a migraine. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Road Rage by super em reviews
Abby and Tony driving home from the rather eventful NCIS Christmas Party. Written for the NFA Road Rage Challenge. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Under The Surface by Thought reviews
Yes, Tony, exactly what you're thinking. AbbyZiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
the teams revenge on Thom E Gemcity by special agent Ali reviews
Mcgee enters a poem contest and the team finds out so they write poems of their own whoose will win and will the team finally get revenge on McGee? and when they find out his true reason for the money what will they say? um this is really sad ending
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
How To Say I Love You by x-kate17-x reviews
Tony and Kate are together and Tony tries to find a way to tell Kate how much he loves her
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by adagio11 reviews
[EPILOGUE UP! NOW COMPLETE!] When the central heating in Kate’s building goes out, she actually agrees to stay at Tony’s place for a while and we can all imagine how that will go...[TATE] R&R!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,104 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Fore! by Jennifer Hart reviews
“You know, I bet that’s why Number Two came after you with the nineiron...You just refused to sit down and talk things through.” “Actually, that wasn’t it at all.” For the Flashfiction Crackfic Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M. - Complete
Tony by x-kate17-x reviews
Kate thinks about Tony, basically.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Not A Date by x-kate17-x reviews
Kate and Tony don't go on a date together
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Writer's Block by OzGeek reviews
A little late night mellow McAbby oneshot. Season 4 references.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Epistles by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
A month's worth of letters between Narcissa Black and Andromeda Tonks. written for a request on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
My Geek Carries a Gun by Toplesslemon reviews
Forget diamonds! Friends are a girl's best friend! Abby gets sick but how, what, and why? All going to be answered soon! [And yes, I changed the summary][TATE, MCABBY]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,604 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Abby S., Tim M.
Fortuitous Contemplation by serenitymeimei reviews
Kate and Abby are the best of friends, but what will happen when one of them starts thinking of the other in a different light?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - [Kate T., Abby S.] - Complete
50 Things you might wanna know by abstractwhisk reviews
This is a 1sentence, off of LiveJournal I wrote, 50 sentences, off of 50 themes, all about TonyAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Fear Factor by Jennifer Hart reviews
A missed scene that I thought should have happened on The Boneyard. Takes place at the end of Act Two.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Tony D., Ducky M. - Complete
Amazing by Aggy reviews
McGee and Abby talk about their relationship. Fluff fic
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Love: Geek Style by OzGeek reviews
Abby and McGee get in on in the coffin in the way only geeks can. Abby gets pregnant and she and McGee must deal with it. Started as a one shot, extended to 10 chapters. Defintely McAbby. Set midway season 3.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Blackmail and Fortune Cookies by Princess-Rachy reviews
COMPLETE! Everyone's blackmailing everyone else due to an incident involving fortune cookies. TATE and MCABBY, of course. It may sound weird, but so are you so read it!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
If You Give a Lab Tech a Cookie by Theoretical reviews
La la la, another parody, this one's just about Abby. It's a very light 'T' rating. Really, anyone over 12 could read it, but you probally shouldn't, because like all pardoys, it's kinda scary.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005
Marshmallows by The Italian Peach reviews
[TATE, Oneshot] In which Tony decides that Kate smells like marshmallows.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Chain of Events by Moon's Tear reviews
Post epi one shot fluffiness fic for The Weak Link. Tony convinces Kate to try repelling again, ergo, Tate. Please review!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
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Achilles' Heel reviews
"For all her bravado, for all her renown within the walls and grounds of St. Trinian's and her notoriety to at least five Government agencies beyond, Kelly Jones is useless with matters of the heart. Fortunately, she knows three girls who aren't." A reluctant Kelly turns to the Posh Totty for romantic advice. Femmeslash.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kelly J., Chelsea P. - Complete
Do Your Worst
Oneshot. Ginritsu is dragged back to Central Kirin to face the consequences of her loyalty to Jok Xiu. Kingdom of Paradise femmeslash, non-explicit Ginritsu/ Jok Xiu. Contains references to, and implied, character death.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
So, Can I Kiss You? reviews
It was purely theoretical. Until now. Short Zabby frienship fic, with mentions of Director/ Abby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Contact reviews
She savours the ferocity of their kisses, the force of their contact. She wants to squeeze this moment for everything she can get, and take the last bit of Lucy for herself along with it. GRAPHIC. Companion piece to 'Losing Lucy'. You have been warned...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Eleanor L., Lucy B.
Losing Lucy reviews
Nellie watches as the Lucy she once knew disintegrates into insanity before her eyes. Femmeslash. Rated for mentions of sex.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Eleanor L., Lucy B.
And She Was Beautiful reviews
There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful... And Nellie Lovett knew it. Femmeslash. My first Sweeney Todd fanfic. Probably not worth reading.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Eleanor L., Lucy B. - Complete
Mistletoe and Wine reviews
It's the season to be jolly at NCIS; but, so far, nobody's feeling particularly festive... Will hopefully be a 12-chapter fanfic, and by turns angsty and fluffy. Rated to be safe for possible hinkiness in later chapters. CONTAINS SLASH AND FEMMESLASH!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008
Hanging By A Moment reviews
Ziva reflects on her feelings for Abby. Utterly plotless Zabby oneshot, and songfic for Lifehouse's 'Hanging By A Moment'. I wrote it in twenty minutes and in my opinion it's terrible, but reviews are still always appreciated.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Earthquake Proof reviews
No matter how earthquake proof you are, it isn't easy to carry on when your world is turned upsidedown and the person you love refuses to let you into their heart. Post Twilight, Gabby. R&R appreciated. NEW CHAPTER NOW UPLOADED.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Aftershock reviews
POST-JUDGEMENT DAY. The team isn't the only thing that's left broken after Jenny's funeral. Zabby, McNozzo, Kabby and Diva- non-explicit and implied SLASH & FEMMESLASH. Spoilers for Judgement Day. Also, please read & review to help me choose the ending!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S.
Withdrawal Symptoms reviews
It's more than a want, and it's not just a craving. There are some things you long for to the point that you just can't ignore them anymore, and for Abby, this is one of them. FEMMESLASH -Zabby, also references to Kabby. More angsty that I intended.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Stargazing reviews
The truth can be painful, to hear as well as to tell. After that; all that's left for Ziva is stargazing, and hoping for acceptance once again. Zabby, femmeslash, and not exactly chirpy reading.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S.
Reaction Time reviews
Abby says something to Ziva which leaves her completely speechless...for all of five seconds. Zabby, non-explicit femmeslash. PS: sorry in advance...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Out of the Darkness reviews
Out of the darkness, there comes light. Out of the darkness stepped one Abby Sciuto. ZABBY FEMMESLASH, however non-explicit. Post-ep for Dead Man Walking, so spoilers for that episode and some for Bloodbath.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
The Other Side of the Rainbow reviews
ZABBY. There is a moment in every person's life when you finally have to step out onto the other side of the rainbow; out the warm balm of the sun to feel the cold rain hitting your face. Ziva and Abby talk- in an unlikely location, and the pouring rain.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
I'd Give You Everything reviews
A POEM - from Abby to any other character probably McGee . She'd give them anything and everything they asked of her. And now she's out to prove it in a poem.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Abby S. - Complete
Just This Once reviews
Everyone has a wish, however small or insignificant. For Tony,at least, wishes can become reality. GibbsDiNozzo pairing. WARNING: NON-EXPLICIT SLASH. Tiny hints of ZivaAbby too. Don't like, don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Quirky Kind of Cute reviews
POEM. Romance and utter fluff. The object of Abby's affections has a moment of inspiration and puts their feelings into a poem. Could be any conceievable pairing, featuring Abby as the subject of the poem. I don't usually upload my poems so please by kind
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Abby S. - Complete
Beautiful Together reviews
Sometimes not knowing might be better all round. Especially when they're gone before you get the chance to say it back, and all you have are shattered dreams of what you could have had. Contains McAbby and character death. Written for Valentines Day
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Evil Night Together reviews
Abby and Ziva, non-explicit femmeslash. Abby gets home late to find Ziva has fallen asleep waiting for her, and reflects on how their relationship came to happen. Songfic to Jill Tracy's 'Evil Night Togther'. R&R appreciated.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Cinnamon reviews
She always loved cinnamon. After she'd gone, it was what he remembered her by. Tate oneshot. PostTwilight, so dead Kate. R&R much appreciated.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
First, Last and Only reviews
Inspired by Season 3's Ravenous. Ziva's father never went to watch her dance recitals. What if, just once, he showed up? Zivacentric. Involves...ahem, dancing sunbeams but not as wierd as it sounds.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Ziva D. - Complete
So Much More than a Bete Noire reviews
Will eventually be a sixchapter story. Nightmares destroy your dreams and haunt your waking days, and they cannot be escaped. Gibbs, Ducky, Tony, Ziva, McGee and Abby's nightmares. Set postTwilight.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
Thinking of You reviews
It's an anniversary, and Ziva reflects on the sibling she lost. Oneshot. Zivacentric.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ziva D. - Complete
Different But The Same reviews
Possibly from Gibbs' POV, comparing Abby to the daughter he lost. Not intentionally Gabby, but I guess you can read as much into their relationship as you want. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Two Years Later reviews
Sequel to Valentines Day and One Year Later. Tim and Abby's first child is born, but they recieve news shortly after her birth that will rock McGee's world and change their lives forever. McAbby/ Tiva/ slight Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Tim M., Abby S.
News reviews
I was planning on having this in Chapter 3 of 'Two Years Later' but it got too long and wouldn't fit. Ziva has news for Tony. TivaMcAbby. Shortest oneshot I've ever written, made off the back of a ten minute Tiva impulse. Reviews appreciated.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Just the Girl reviews
Tony is lying awake and all he can think about is her. Could be Tate or Tiva. Songfic to 'Just the Girl' by The Click Five. Oneshot. Reviews appreciated. Please note that thus far I have no idea what the inside of Tony's home is like.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
One Year Later reviews
A year after their engagement, Abby and McGee are about to tie the knot. Sequel to 'Valentines Day'. Mcabby /Tiva/ slight Jibbs. Rated 'T' to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Valentines Day reviews
Abby & McGee have been together for several years - now, onn the most romantic day of the year, Abby wakes up to a surprise. Clichéd McAbby fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
The Way She Moves reviews
Sakaki/Kagura. Femmeslash. The real reason Kagura always admired Sakaki is different to what you might expect. Only the second fanfic I've ever written, so I apologize if it's terrible.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete