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Joined 06-24-07, id: 1308644, Profile Updated: 12-18-08
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach.

Full Name: Doktor Von Baron Von Doomsatan or Doomy to my friends (owns Von Doomsatan Productions)

Personal Quote: "Le shock!" translation: an expression of surprise or alarm

Age: 24 (... and feeling older by the second)

Race: Englishman (Chaotic Evil)

Religion: Follower of the Ruinous Powers since '96

OCs: (Don't worry they're only minor characters)

Von Doomsatan- Character of myself. Love child of a ghost wizard and a giant spider-thing Von Doomsatan was only fit for one career, Dark Lord. However after enslaving entire kingdoms, slaughtering heroes and being destroyed Gods know how many times he felt it was time for a change. So he hung up his cape, disbanded his Terror Legions, sold the Tower of Bloody Hell and became ... a fanfic author. It all went downhill after that.

He appears to be a short man (5' 6''). Wears a black suit and shirt with red tie also a standard issue enclosed Dark Lord helmet complete with ram-like horns. No skin is visible only armour plating.

Jonathon Stuntman- Connoisseur, business man, agent to the stars and oddly enough former stunt man. A jack of all trades but master of none. 'Nough said.

Appears to be a large heavy-set man (about 6' 3'')with light brown hair and large Duke Nukem-style chin. Wears various suits and uniforms depending on what he's working as at the time but always has his tiny sunglasses.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Lethal Hornet, Timid Healer by ExodineTheDestroyer reviews
After surviving a near fatal Arrancar attack, Soifon finds herself in the 4th Squad Clinic with the timid Hanataro serving as her nurse. Though initially annoyed by his presence Soifon develops a curiousity for the healer, even after she leaves his care.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,030 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Azuvengers by Section-Eight reviews
Astonishing inks by X to the Zoltan. Who needs plot when you have TRON!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,738 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/18/2006
Charm by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichimaru Gin had it. Hisagi, Renji, Iba and Ikkaku can't understand why. Kira and Yumichika explain. The poor souls were never the same again. GinRan, oneshot. Rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
The Hell Butterfly Effect by Franchise reviews
Sequel to Run Ichigo Run. Ichigo thought that his women troubles were long over. But an idea from Yamamato sets off a chain sequence of events that will cause even more chaos for him. IchigoxHarem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,933 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Ichigo K.
Santa Okajima by jm1681 reviews
Rock gives the Lagoon Company a small taste of Christmas. One-shot, Revy/Rock. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
Terebellum by Enchantable reviews
On the eve of her betrothal to Prince Ichigo, the palace is attacked and Princess Orihime is forced to flee with her bodyguard, Captain Ulquiorra Schiffer. Now the two must embark on a journey to put Orihime on the throne and save the Kingdom.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,732 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The 12 tasks of Hanatarou by Shekron Kaizar reviews
Hanatarou vs the captains of Soul Society. Soifon and Hanatarou have to escape Hueco Mundo and... dun-dun-duuun each other!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hanatarō Y.
Gifts For The Shark Queen by Roxius reviews
Barragan attempts to convince Harribel into becoming his queen by presenting her with gifts. Too bad he never realized what he was doing was basically suicide...for his faccion, anyway. Please R & R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Barragan, T. Harribel - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by Nadat reviews
Several drabbles, exactly 100 words each, following many different characters in the Bleach universe. Some will contain spoilers, but are marked at the top as such. Rated T just in case, though I doubt it will go there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
Something's wrong with Gaara by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Tug out the Deredere by E.S. Simeon reviews
The Vaizards and Ichigo know that Hiyori is a Tsundere. Interested in seeing Hiyori’s deredere side, the Vaizards get Ichigo to get Hiyori to open up her character. As bizarre the request may be, Ichigo follows through with it, and...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Hiyori S. - Complete
The Twelve Tasks of Mayuri Kurotsuchi by Glockenspiel reviews
Judgement day has come for Mayuri. To get into the General's good graces he must complete 12 tasks, created by none other than the Shinigami Women's Association!So what does he do, he clones himself!IchiRuki.MayXOC.ShunNan.LAST CHAP UP. FINAL FIASCO.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 199,134 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Growing Pains by Sen Graham reviews
Growing up can be harder on parents than it is on kids. Kenpachi learns this the hard way. Oneshot for now.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
An Espada Christmas by Naotoki Yamanouchi reviews
When Aizen decides he wants to celebrate Christmas, Ulquiorra is not too thrilled with the idea. Can Stark, Szayel, Grimmjow, Noitora, and Orihime make him see the light? Or will he be executed for disobeying Aizen's orders?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Shinigami's Cup by Everybody's Neesan reviews
Collection of short ridiculous scenes, similar to the real Shinigami's Cup. Good for a laugh!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Espada Commercials by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Aizen needs funding for Las Noches, and so he employs the Espada to do TV ads.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Grimmjow J., Wonderweiss M.
For the Love of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Four captains are sent undercover to Hueco Mundo. Loosely tied to "For the Sake of Sake"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - J. Ukitake, Byakuya K.
The Piss Off Club by JustInunotaisho reviews
A clash of personalities and a bag of skittles. A peaceful fic, in the sense that Grimmjow is not attempting to destroy the world, nor Ichigo fighting on purpose, nor Zaraki blowing up soul society, or...well, just read. UPDATED!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A Kid Called Ulquiorra by PashaPup reviews
Ulquiorra had always been one of the most poised and impassive Espada, until he woke up to find he now had the stature of a 5-year-old boy. Can he keep up his reputation or will he become a laughing matter?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The Real Enemies by StarBK201 reviews
Why is it that Ise hates the Shinigami Men’s Association so much? Can’t they both just coexist?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Nanao I., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
A Day at the Lake by brokensocks reviews
All hell breaks loose as Byakuya, Hisana, and Rukia attempt to relax at the lake. -AU-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
It's All Part of the Experience by Hearii reviews
After being manipulated by Gin, Aizen decides it's time for the Espada to survey the human realm by visiting it themselves. But, perhaps sending a whole bunch of mental cases to survive on their own with human witnesses around wasn't the best idea...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Resident Hellsing 2 by Keith B. Real reviews
Six years after Seras escaped from Raccoon City, she is sent on a mission to rescue the American president's daughter who has gone missing in Europe.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,892 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Seras - Complete
How Rock Became a Man by Cal reflector reviews
What could be worse than waking up in a tropical paradise next to a beautiful woman? Rock is about to find out.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007
Szayel's Revenge by Icefoxer reviews
Szayel gets revenge on Ulquiorra...But something goes wrong CH14: The End of all? R&R Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Once A Year by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
On this one day a year the Seireitei calls out the mighty Zaraki for a task beyond all the other captains. It involves... soap...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Zaraki, S. Komamura - Complete
The Dangers of Eavesdropping by flowerofsin reviews
An attempt at humor. Ikkaku and Yumichika overhear a conversation.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
My Classmate Is An Arrancar by WhereIsMyBacon reviews
Having gotten a Gigai from the infamous storekeeper and transferred to Karakura high. Ulquiorra is finding life as a human much more frustrating than he had thought. Especially when it came to that oblivious woman he did all of this for...[UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Kiss of no return by xy92 reviews
Hitsugaya and Karin exchange souls through a kiss... caused by Mayuri. how will they turn back? how will they adapt to life in each other's identities? ...this is my first fanfic, so be nice? pls review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,652 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Innocent Inquiries by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya learns that just because Yachiru didn't know the meaning of the word 'extortion' didn't mean she wasn't good at it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Taichou Chibified by GrimmjowXEspada reviews
All of the taichou in Seireiti get turned into chibis by an accident. All sorts of crazy things start to happen. Slowly at first, Seireiti is plunged into chaos. [Occasional pairings. Some yaoi but mostly all of them are straight.][[CRACK!]]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
That Time of the Year Agian by ttoad reviews
It's the one time of the year Mayuri hates more than any other. Read to find out. FLAME AWAY!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Mayuri K. - Complete
The Bath Disaster by silver-moon-sapphire-sky reviews
Oneshot Ukitate x Unohana. He walked in on her bathing, and everything just goes downhill from there. Can the pair resolve their true feelings, and more importantly, admit them to the other? Will Kyoraku actually help or just make things worse?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2007 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Oh My Gigai! by Uchiha Xairylle reviews
[IchiRuki] Ichigo, who fell victim to the after effects of spiked punch, is left with Rukia's gigai... and a thousand angry pink petals. My first Bleach fic. Lime and Lemon somewhere! R&R!First of the Oh My...! Bleach Fanfic Trilogy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,464 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Flower Man by Big-Babidi reviews
Zaraki never enjoyed being lost during emergencies.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A Good Day For Grimmjow by Mugen Tenshin reviews
An Arrancar is born and blah blah blah NelielXGrimmjow in this ridiculous story of the two Espada elites.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Azumanga Python's Flying Pigtails by Loopyrandomfooditem reviews
Start off your weekend with Monty Python, Azumanga Daioh style! updates every Friday through Sunday
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
My Third Daughter's First Date by C. LeShay reviews
After an innocent question thrown to him by Rukia, Isshin comes to realize that his third daughter has yet to experience the thrill of a first date. What’s a dutiful father got to do anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,332 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Loli Parade by Sigfried27 reviews
Yachiru is bored sitting around soul society, and that is where her zanpakuto comes into play. IchigoLoli soul society harem Matsumoto, Nemu, Nanao, Soi Fon, Isane, Unohana, Yoruichi, Kuukaku, Yachiru, Hinamori and Ururu...just because. crackfic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Ichigo K.
Questions by ImpossiblexLove reviews
Orihime spends some time asking a not to friendly Grimmjow some questions...uh oh!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Next! by Franchise reviews
Wanted Immediately: Three individuals to serve as division captains for Soul Society. Must be smart, powerful and have some level of actual competence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Greetings from Hueco Mundo by Deathberry15 reviews
“My patience has a limit, Orihime.” If you don’t mind, Aizen sama, Orihime san would like to test that. Kind of parallel to Coming Undone, tho AU and thoroughly random. The real adventures of Inoue Orihime in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
All happy families are alike by afrai reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Franch Knight by MeyRevived2 reviews
A crossover between Vol.6 and Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
It Ain't Paradise by antilogicgirl reviews
Someone has done the unspeakable. They've stolen Kakashi's entire collection of hentai. He sets out in search of suspects, and uses intimidation and psycholocial torture to get information, but it backfires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Creeping Down the Corridors At Mid Night by MeyRevived2 reviews
Schrodinger gets restless at night. As he explores Millennium's chambers he sheds a light on the human side of the Last Battalion, and on the cruelest side as well.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2005
A Millenium Road Trip by NellySama reviews
Summary inside the 1st Chapter. OOCNESS, and lots of It. is COMPLETE. Millenium makes me laugh. COMPLETE NO SEQUAL EVER ]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Dumb Dog by My Nightingale reviews
You'd think that there wouldn't be anyone playing video games on a Nazi airship. Well you'd be wrong. Schrödinger happens to love them. At the moment he needs a little help getting past a level, and will find it in an unexpected place. slash capschro
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
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The Happiest Days Of Your Afterlife reviews
Oneshot of a young Gin at the Shinigami Academy... I'm rubbish at summaries
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Unforseen Consequences reviews
Rukia makes waves in Soul Society after the birth of her child proves to cross more than just social taboo's. Who is the father? And why is his identity causing so much trouble?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,504 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J.
Can't Get The Help These Days reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete