milkshakehobo
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Joined 06-24-07, id: 1309020
Author has written 4 stories for South Park.

I like to write stuff 'bout South Park. Honestly, that's it. XDXDXD

... Okay, I lie. I don't really like much beyond South Park, except for One Piece, but I don't do a lot of fanstuff for that. At least, I don't do a lot of fanfiction for it. There's a sort of method to One Piece's surrealism that South Park really doesn't need-- when Jesus and Satan pop up on a regular basis, who feels a need to adhere to logic?

Favorite Pairings

South Park

~Craig/Tweek
~Stan/Kyle
~Kyle/Kenny
~Stan/Kyle/Kenny (OT3!)
~Kenny/Tweek (CRACK!)
~Craig/Anybody (XD)
~Cartman/Wendy (Only het pairing I like at all.)

One Piece

~Zoro/Sanji
~Luffy/Vivi (Not as rabid about this one as I could be.)

And that's it. XD; I need to get back into reading that...

Oh. Yeah. I really like slash. I like slash a hell of a lot more than I like het. You have been warned. XD I also like one shots-- I'm hard-pressed to write a multi-chapter story, and do it well. I never figured out why... O_o

Feel free to check out my devART gallery and stuff (Bottom of the page, loves). I like to do fanart and stuff like that, but I'm really picky about what I draw... Gotta be stingy with what little free time I have. ;_; Although there's a lot of fics I'd love to do fanart for, I don't have the time to do it, but requests tend to get put higher on my to-do list because the author knows it's coming.

Anyway, if you've got any questions or comments, feel free to message me. I ignore flamers.

[.:deviantART gallery:.

Stories

Comfort Zone
A fic focusing on Craig and Heidi. One-shot. It was intended as a character study for my own reference, but I really liked the way it came out, so I posted it.

Strange Love (Getting a makeover)

The Uprising of the Gnomes
A fic featuring Craig (I told you I like him) and Tweek. Usually my OTP, but this seems much more platonic than anything. I'm uploading chapters at my own pace, because it's really just a stupid thing I'm doing for fun, whenever I feel like messing with the Underpants Gnomes. So it's neither in-progress or a one-shot. X)

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Expo '86 by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Kindred's Bond by DarkLightShades reviews
Clock Tower 3: After her fifteenth birthday, Alyssa is parent-less and purposeless until contact from a distant branch of the family brings her into a turmoil of Rooder politics where her only uncertain ally is one of her former enemies.
Clock Tower - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,430 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Seriously reviews
You don't have to be sober to mean something. [KyleKenny] [Oneshot]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Kenny finds out something interesting about Tweek. [Kenny x Tweek hintings, Oneshot]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Comfort Zone reviews
Sometimes, your best friend can be the best thing ever. [Craig x Heidi]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Craig T. - Complete
The Uprising of the Gnomes reviews
You would think that, after a while, Tweek would've had enough. [CraigTweek, not sure how CraigTweeky it's gonna get.] R&R, por favor
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T.