Kiljoy
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Joined 06-24-07, id: 1309038
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

-Hi. I'm Kiljoy.

I prefer fiction to reality.

I like to read. Of course, but I can hardly find a lot of good books that keep my attention, probably because the only library I have access to is not so well supplied. It has its times though. My favorites are:

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Harry Potter, Georgia Nicolson Series, The Outsiders

Even more than I like to read, I like to write. Which is why I have an account here on this website. = I tend to only write short-stories or oneshots due to the fact that I have a short attention span and I wouldn't want to start a piece, then leave you all hanging. Maybe, though, I'll be able to give you all a long story.

I'm a member at the Twilight Lexicon (check it out if you haven't). My username on there is the same as my penname on here.

Jacob Black. Is the coolest. I reckon he could kick Edward's butt anyday. (Not that I really want him to, though.) ;

And a note to anyone who has ever review, alerted or favorited me: Thank you so much. I really never reply to reviews, but that's shame on me because I'm lazy. I do read them all though and I totally appreciate that you would take time out of your life to make a difference in mine. Seriously. It might sound corny, but I take my writing seriously and everything any of you have ever said, I've taken into account. I appreciate you so much.

Here's another thing, if you ever think I should write a certain something, something I might be good with, please, don't be afraid to message me about it!

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Jacob by NejiUchiha reviews
WARNING! LEMONS! BellaXJacob love story. It is meant to be read slowly to capture the mood, that's why it took me two days to write it. The lemon isn't hardcore, but it's there! Please R&R! Characters are OOC! CHAPTER 8 UP FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Wolf's Sigh by HentaiHanyou reviews
My own version of what should happened at the end of Eclipse. BellaJacob. Mature rating for love scene. Don't be a hater, it's really quite good. Reviews equals love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2007
Bella's Wedding Day by Heartbroken1 reviews
POST ECLIPSE! Bella's big day has finally arrived. What happens when an old friend comes and stirs feelings she thought were gone. WARNING...if you don't like Jacob, you won't like my story. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer rocks! The people are hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
X Marks the Spot by Kapperz1212 reviews
August Challenge off of sillybella's Twilight Challenge Forum. oneshot, a night in Emmett McCarty's human life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Mixed Up by jato unit reviews
one shot . slash . SamxJacob . And Leah thought her dream about kissing Bella was bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2007
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Crash by Facade1 reviews
[JB, EB] It’s only after it’s done that she knows she made the wrong choice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Left Behind by MBP reviews
SPOILERS for DH. I can't get the Weasleys out of my mind. How did they cope? Each chapter is dedicated to a different family member or friend. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Likeness by Muguet au Bois reviews
Post DH...What were they expecting George to do, jump off the Astronomy Tower or something?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - George W. - Complete
Brown Eyed Girl by Niamara reviews
[RHr oneshot, slight DH spoiler] Inspired by Brown Eyed Girl, Hermione's father tells her she's his Brown Eyed Girl. Can't say much else without spoiling!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Minus One by Flagella reviews
George Weasley returns to Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. Post DH. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W. - Complete
The Complicated Ways of Baby Names by Wish I was Mrs. Danes 117 reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! How did the name Hugo come to be! ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Phases by sillybella reviews
A oneshot about the morning after Jacob's first transformation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Precious Time by not done baking reviews
What if Edward never called and Jacob kissed Bella? They start a relationship, but Jake harms Bella. Then, as if things weren't hard enough, Edward comes back. set midNew Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Deep in my Heart by Sango-Kadie reviews
When Jack gets sick, Will tries to help him. But is he really ok? [Complete]
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
The Finest by serafindelaluna reviews
CONCLUSION. Light LEMON, still Will's POV
Will and Grace - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
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Celebrate Life reviews
No, she'd never imagined her future would be warm sodas, rusty car parts and temperatures of one hundred and nine degrees.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Voice Of Reason reviews
Seth speaks! Who knew he could be the voice of reason?” Seth Clearwater writes a letter to Bella trying to persuade her otherwise, because he knows that time is running out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Seth, Bella - Complete
Passive reviews
Tis a shame that the Headmaster should be passive when it comes to the greater good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Golden reviews
Bella had always known there would be a funeral in his future, she just hadn't expected it to come so soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
Plastic People, Perfect World reviews
Claire's Ken doll gets a little too close to the fire, and Jacob sympathizes with him until he starts taking on the traits of a certain bronze haired vampire. [Complete] Disclaimer: I own none of it, it's all Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Ash reviews
Today would be the day that was always remembered as the burning of the Cullen Manor. [Complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Black Family Reunion reviews
Jacob's older sisters come back to La Push with a visit for their little bubby. No definate plot, just oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Your Rock reviews
Jacob's teaching Bella gymnastics. That is, until Edward comes to bust up the party. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Worst Case Scenerio reviews
Edward's done something bad, real bad. Now, he and Bella are separated, but this time, the only thing keeping them apart are cold, metal bars.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete