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Was good? So this is where you get to learn a little bout me, well im 19 and sadly im a US marine. if you have the choice i suggest not joining but whatever. I like sitting on my ass watching tv, playing video games or reading manga. When im home i like hanging out with my friends or rather they like hanging out with me because im a source of entertainment, mainly due to the fact that nothing really bothers me im usually off to do something stupid consequences be damned. I dont have any stories yet but i plan on writing some in the near future...

Name: Wouldnt you like to know

Gender: If you cant tell im a guy

Gripes: When people abandon their stories (a lot of those are actually pretty good)

Catch Phrases: "I DONT GIVE A FUCK!" and "ORALE!"

Race: Im mexican and proud of it...VIVA LA RAZA!

Elemental Affinity: Fire just about everything i like involves fire

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Spirit Animal: Weasel

Favorite Object: A full bottle of hot sauce

Favorite form of bending: It would have to be Fire bending ( I love fire!)

Some Quotes: "they told me life sucked. they were right, it really sucks you into things you never expected to get involved with." - feifiefofum

"When life gives you lemons shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn lemons." - Gustavo Soto Jr


I enjoy anything with a good story line such as:Naruto, Bleach, Air Gear, Get Backers, FMA, a few of the Gundam series, School Rumble, Great Teacher Onizuka (my hero) these are just the top ranking shows that i like.

Fun Fact:

Did you know that approximately 99.9 of all homsexuals and lesbians use their right hand to move the mouse on a computer. It's too late Queer don't try to switch hands now, accept it...you play for the other team.

HAH! if you are reading this message that means that you actually have a sense of humor and have not yet clicked off my profile.

You gotta admit I got you and rightAnow if you aren't admitting to defeat let me tell you that you're STUPID

Reasons why you STUPID:

1.You didn't admit defeat.

2. You still think that you're not gay or a lesbian.

3. You're still holding the mouse in your right hand.

4. You just tried to switch hands.

5.You failed to notice that picture of the male genetalia right next to number one.

7. You are actually dumb enough to search for the picture even though you claim not to be gay.

8.You didn't realize that number six is missing.

9. You just realized it and feel like a dumbass for not realizing it sooner.

10.Your probably still holding the mouse with your right hand...and I thought you weren't a Queer.

11. If you just realized the fact that you laughed at some person calling you Queer.

12. If you just stopped laughing because of that last comment...laugh fool!

13. If you didn't realize the fact that when you saw the words fun fact I started insulting you and you just sat there and took it.

14. If you didn't figure out that this was the reason why I didn't tell you my name and that you can go back up and continue reading.

15.If you don't feel like a total dumbass for reading this list and actually understanding why YOU FEEL STUPID.

Hah now I know I got you. you have no choice but to admit defeat. Put that on your profile if you're feeliing pretty dumb right now. This was made by grimstep five...if you post on your profile please note this. Post this up and help me in my quest to overtake the net.

this guy is the man

If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

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True Power by blackmage7536 reviews
Power beyond your imagining, how do you cope with such power? Why by teamwork of course, at least that is what Naruto is counting on. Naruto Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 181,041 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kurenai Y., Anko M.
The Prince And The Slave by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Originally by Rachel9493 Sakura's life is turned upside down, when she is sold into slavery. Who to you might ask? Why the Fire Country Prince Uchiha Sasuke! Will she escape, or might she just fall for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 96,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/25/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Enslavement by Leaprechaun1 reviews
Losing a bet, Ino is forced to be Naruto's slave for a week. Takes place right after the Mizuki incident and he learns the Shadow Clone Jutsu. ADULTS ONLY! RATED FOR A REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside. Officially I created the original Himawari Uzumaki so I'm adding her to the roster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U.
Sacred Mark of The Rising Kekkei Genkai by Grimstep5 reviews
He was purged clean of his simple-mindedness and enlightened of his power. Out of the fires of liberation came a new Naruto. Namikaze, the purest blood; Within his eyes, lies potent strength and within his heart, his innermost demons. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,640 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Crimson Dawn: Uzumaki Naruto by Grimstep5 reviews
Intelligence is the key that links us all. It can transform a simple boy into an level headed know it all with a thirst for knowledge. Intelligence, the force that shaped him, Uzumaki Naruto, Genin and Anbu. A mind that never rest, his legend will remain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,382 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
I Could Never Hate You by EverPlotting reviews
Story now relocated to pen name Blank.Verse.Bloopers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Altered Path Redux by Driugenesis reviews
After Namikaze Minato died to seal the Kyuubi away in his own son, his last wish was for his son to be raised by the least responsible of his students. Jinketsu Ginshin. After a training trip, Naruto returns at age 12 stronger but how strong? NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Red Cloud Slave by what the vell reviews
Naruto drug and ban from her home village and left in the forest of Wave, which the Akatsuki is quickly taking over. Naruto is force to become the Akatsuki personal slave without the memory of who she is. Being surrounded by sex-obess red clouds. remake R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto of the Zaraki by actionliker reviews
Kenpachi Zaraki dies fighting the espada and meeting the false shinigami who takes him to another world. The captain of 11th is stucked to the body of non other then Uzumaki Naruto himself! BLEACH/NARUTO crossover ADOPTED BY MECHA GREED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Sannin Of The Blades by DjEdge reviews
Naruto has a different dream. He seeks to become the greatest. Not only as a Hokage, but also as a Sannin, and the worlds greatest weapon master. Strong/powerful/smart Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Undercover Slave by Animee Lover reviews
Kakashi and Sakura are given a top ranked, undercover mission. Can Sakura handle posing as a slave? Things will heat up and the line between teacher and student will be crossed. When they go home, life will never be the same. Rated M for Lemons. KakaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,696 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Life after death by dasonone reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Black Rose by envayne reviews
Naruto has a mother, the Yondaime is a Asshole,and Kyuubi trains Naruto what else can happen?NaruHanabi. Rated M for a Lemon between Naru? ...Its not Hanabi either but that is a possibility in the Far future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Harem X All by redflames94 reviews
HaremXALL men Many genins are being victimized and made into pleasure slaves by the WCK A Council or group consists of nymphomaniac women . Another group only consist of men are worried that there would be another Swar that turn them into sex slaves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Phase by Shiroi Usagi-San reviews
Crossover The era of ninja have ended and Naruto embarks on adventures to other worlds. Follow Naruto as he gets himself into trouble and explore the wonders of other anime and manga dimensions Multiple worlds MM and MF. Bleach
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,088 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U.
The Fox's Trap by lady of the flame reviews
On day while Naruto is training he tricks Hinata into kissing him. Now Naruto will use his new knowledge of Hinata to blackmail her into becoming his new slave. Will Hinata resent him for this or grow to love her punishment. Suck at summary, story better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Mutts, Snakes, Foxes and more OH my by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto has a few suprises that he is about to reveal and it its wake will show a new side of pray and preditors. Main pairing naruxhana, a little AnkoxKure added to main pairing, maybe more if I get enough reviews for it. Lemons, sexual themes and laughs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,016 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Seal Me Away by OmicronFayt reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the deadlast at the acadamy, but he is good in one area Taijutsu. What none of the teachers know, is that he is also a master at one of the area's not taught at the academy. Naruto is a Sealmaster. HinaNaruSaku SasuIno LeeTen ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
An Altered Path by Driugenesis reviews
Naruto was put under the care of Hanzo Ginshin, it was the last wish of Uzumaki Arashi. Naruto comes up in the most peculiar enviroment becoming a skilled shinobi. Given the peculiar nature of his legal Guardian things are weird. Look for the rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,985 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Angel Eyes For The Demon Guy by Kingdom Lightz reviews
In his darkess hour, someone brings Naruto to the light. After gaining a new sword, and finding love, he becomes well on his way to gaining acknowledgement. First six chapters were redone. NarutoTentenAyame, HakuTayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,255 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Naruto: The Last Shinobi by Azndrifter25 reviews
Naruto must find a way to change the past after an unknown disease killed the entire male population of the shinobi continent. How can he do that if the only thing he has to avoid is becoming a sex slave against his will. naruharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Her Reunion by Kineticfairy reviews
He could be her master… or her slave… [SasuSaku][Darkfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,241 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Slave by Kei Nyoko-the masked gem reviews
The Rookie Nine girls and Tenten are captured, and forced to be slaves. But what kind of slaves are they? And who has captured them? I update really slowly. Sorry about that. And you will figure out the parings eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Hinata H.
Princess Slave by luvuknowitluv reviews
What would happen if Sakura was the princess of the world... and princes were out to get her? What if she gives up herself to save others? Sasusaku, NejiTenten, there maybe others later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not Told in the History Books by Morose Calamity reviews
She was a high class priest's daughter, while he was merely her loyal slave. Can love blossom under the bondage of slavery and corruption of men?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Destiny by Dark Lady Delvoux reviews
COMPLETE! Orochimaru goes to the castle undercover as one of the leaf ninjas. He meets a very pretty lady there, and takes her as his slave. Will they fall in love? Or will he be the over ruling dictator that he at first seems like? Crappy summary I know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete