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Joined 06-25-07, id: 1309571, Profile Updated: 07-20-11
Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, Naruto, Bleach, Metal Gear, Ouran High School Host Club, and Book X-overs.

My new cat shall be named Schrodinger.

Name: Dragon of Twilight

Occupation: Depends on what's needed to be done at the moment.

Age: 18 (An adult I am!)

Eye Color: Green. I have a freckle in one of them.

Nationality: I be American (Living in Australia.)

Religion: I'm a mix of Agnostic and Pagan. ("I respect ALL Gods, I do NOT rely on them.") PM me for an explanation if you so desire one.

Phobias: Tocophobia: Fear of becoming pregnant.

Sexual Orientation: I flit between pansexual and asexual. (Again, PM me if you're curious how this paradox can exist.) Lately, I prefer fictionsexual(Copyright courtesy of ME).

Real Name: Exactly how stupid do you think I am?

Location: Earth

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Saiyuki, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Code Geass, Strawberry Panic, Hellsing, Wolf's Rain, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Kannazuki no Miko, Kuroshitsuji, Chobits, Ranma 1/2, Gungrave, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Blood Plus, Soul Eater, Absolute Boyfriend, Devil's Bride, Samurai Shamploo, Cowboy Bebop, Black Cat, Koisuru Boukun, Black Lagoon, Axis Powers Hetalia, Umineko No Naku Koroni, Elfin Lied, Full Metal Panic, Mushishi, Welcome To The NHK, Gantz, Beast Master, Petshop of Horrors, Hetalia

Favorite TV shows: House M.D., Prehistoric Park, Mythbusters, South Park, Family Guy, Danny Phantom, Pucca, Wife Swap, Most Evil, Dr. G: Medical Examiner, Ancients Behaving Badly, Dexter, Deadliest Warrior, Dr. Who, whatever's on the history channel

Favorite Movies/Books: All three Pirates of the Caribbean, Eon the Dragoneye Reborn, E.E. Knight's Wheel of Fire series, Holes, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (The original ones, not the new ones), National Treasure, Ice Age, Jurassic Park, Eragon, The Cat Returns, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Lord of the Rings, Mercedes Lackey's Joust series, Erin Hunter's Warrior cats and Seeker bears series.

Favorite Comedians: Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, Kathy Griffin, Carlos Mencia, Bill Burr, Gabriel Iglesias, George Carlin

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Nickleback, Asking Alexandria, Disturbed, and Breaking Benjamin

Fav Video Games: Okami, Fullmetal Alchemist: Curse of the Crimson Elixir, Fallout 3, Bioshock 2, Shadow of the Colossus, Red Dead Redemption, Borderlands, Tales of Symphonia, Dead Space, Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Half Life, Dead Space, Fatal Frame, Silent Hill, and Bleach: Shattered Blade (Yeah, I know, shocking. I'm a girl and I like video games.)

Likes: Running, archery, learning Japanese (Hell, according to my mom, I should know it in the first place!) , kendo, yoga, writing (duh!), and drawing.

Dislikes: Flamers, incest, and yaoi of certain pairings. Those are the things that you cannot even get me to consider. I just have a problem with the pairing up of two most likely, perfectly straight characters in a story. Incest disturbs me even more, so I don't even read it. Like most other writers, I agree with Vic Mignogna's, Edward Elric's voice actor, opinion of yaoi.

“I don't understand it. I don't like it. And I feel like it somehow...takes something away. That it desecrates the original intent of the creators. Y'know? They create these incredible characters, and people wanna twist them, pervert them into something that they're not. I don't appreciate that.”

Favorite Characters: Aburame Shino (I know, almost no character development or back story, but I like him anyway.), Sabaku no Gaara (Uh, I know, insane ex-psychopath, but what can I say? I'm a sucker for redheads.), Hitsugaya Toushirou (Cute...), Edward Elric (Hello people! How could you NOT love him?!), Russia(...I got nothing. I love him.), Ginko(He's just so cool!)

Least Favorite Characters: Envy (Death to all gay palm trees who wear skirts and belly-shirts! Those belly-shirts piss me off anyway...), Kabuto (Orochimaru's suck-buddy, that's who this guy is), Orochimaru (Child-molesting freak that needs to be shot), Dante (Damn it, I hate her! Needs to be stabbed to death, repeatedly), Sasuke (The chicken-haired emo must dieee!), Aizen (DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!) Edward Cullen (Cold, dead, and sparkling = "Tall, dark, and handsome" for the sexually batshit.)

HATRED: Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

Edward is abusive and controlling.

Bella is a Mary-Sue and an insert of Meyer. Link link link link link

Meyerpires are NOT vampires. Look.

THE MOVIE.

THE TWIHARD FANBASE! The madness! The horror!

The Cullens embody the phrase "filthy stinking rich" and do nothing to help the "common man". You see?

Ya know...here. Just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C889B504E14888E7

Randomness:

'Tis awesome:http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2167113/1/Koibito_no_Ryu

My deviantart account, for those who are curious: .

I love Foamy The Squirrel.

I can read all of the Harry Potter books in 7 hours, 14 minutes, and 57 seconds.

Yes, I am a girl... and damn proud of it too!

I've finally checked out VG Cats! Oh, and go to 'Least I Could Do', and 'Looking For Group'! Those are AWESOME web comics!


Personal Quiz Results

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Quiz link.

Devoted Dom

Your kind is fairly common. Most likely you are the older or more experienced one in your relationship(s). Or, maybe you are your uke's superior in some way (as in at work or school). This makes your relationship bittersweet. While you may love your uke very much (and you and he have a rather steamy sex life), you find it hard to express your affections due to one obstacle or another. Maybe you aren't allowed to be together (no dating in the work place, for example), maybe you've been burned in the past and are hesitant to admit to anyone (including yourself) that you feel that way, or maybe your uke insists that there's no emotion in the relationship (in other words: he views you as fuck buddies). Even though it only seems like your relationships are meant to end in disaster, you would still risk more than you should for the one you love.

Likeliness of being uke: 5
Likeliness of being seme: 95

Quiz link.


Favorite Pairings:

Yes, there is a whole section on my profile JUST for the pairings. Anyone who reads this, please don't bite my head off if you happen to disagree with my opinions. If you just HAVE to pick a fight with me, have a REASONABLE argument handy for me and don't just send me a PM saying, "IchiSen sucks ass! IchiRuki pwns all n00Bz!" If you're gonna fight with me over pairings, at least sound intelligent while doing it.

For Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, and Naruto I only write canon/OC--and it is always the same OC.
If I make an OC, it will be made for one character and one character only. She won't be allowed to have a harem of hot anime-men after her heart. In other words, Yukari is Gaara's and only Gaara's, Yuurei is Hitsugaya's and only Hitsugaya's, and Reishi is Ed's and only Ed's. (Even though both Reishi and Yukari would insist that it's the other way around. and Hitsugaya would probably insist that Yuurei is the one who wears the pants.)

Code Geass: LelouXShirley(Oh, god, Shirley...), SuzakuXEuphemia

Fullmetal Alchemist: EdXOC, AlXWinry, RoyXRiza, IzumiXSid, PrideXSloth, ScarXLust

Bleach: IchigoXSenna, IchigoXOrihime, IchigoXRukia, IchigoXNel, IchigoXYoruichi, MatsumotoXGin, MatsumotoXShuuhei, HinamoriXIzuru, IkkakuXYumichika, IkkakuXMizuho, IshidaXOrihime, IshidaXNemu, KyorakuXNanao, UkitakeXKiyone, StarkXHalibel, AizenXHinamori, NnoitraXNel, HitsugayaXOC, HitsugayaXOrihime(One of the rarer pairings, I know.), UraharaXYoruichi, SoifonXYoruichi, UnohanaXUkitake, UlquiorraXOrihime...and not to mention my personal crack pairing, HitsugayaXHalibel.

Yu Yu Hakusho: HieiXOC, KuramaXOC, KuramaXBotan, YusukeXKeiko, KuwabaraXYukina, ShizuruXKoenma, BotanXKoenma

Inuyasha: InuyashaXKagome, MirokuXSango, ShippoXRin, SesshoumaruXOC, KougaXAyame

Note: I love OCs in a pairing with ANYONE from ANY anime. If the OC is good, I will read it. Enough said. I also prefer the females as the dominant ones and aggressive to a certain degree.

I LOATHE AND WILL NOT READ EVEN IF THERE WAS A GUN TO MY HEAD:RoyXEd (THEY HATE EACH OTHER! Plus Roy is more than seven years older! Its purely PATERNAL!), EdXAlphons(e) (Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.), EdXRose/Noa/Winry (twitch), HitsuXHina (Hinamori I see as more of a sisterly bond...), HitsuMatsu (She's over three times his age! And almost twice his height.), HieiXYukina(Brother and sister, people!)IchigoXOgichi, IchigoXRenji, and I'll come right out with it... I (mostly) HATE YAOI UNLESS THE CHARACTERS ARE REVEALED TO BE GAY!


FUN AND RANDOM

Number your 12 favorite Bleach characters in no particular order and answer the following questions.

1. Kurosaki Ichigo
2. Ukitake Juushiro
3. Kuchiki Rukia
4. Senna
5. Hitsugaya Toushirou
6. Komamura Sajin
7. Soifon
8. Shihouin Yoruichi
9. Urahara Kisuke
10. Inoue Orihime
11. Abarai Renji
12. Madarme Ikkaku

Have you ever read a Six(Komamura)/Eleven(Renji) fic? Do you want to?
NO! I don't do yaoi! And besides...wouldn't it be bestiality? O.o

Do you think Four(Senna) is hot? How hot?!
Mmhmm. I think she's very attractive, but kind of in a cute-and-innocent way rather than pin-you-down-and-ravish-you way.

What would happen if Twelve(Ikkaku) got Eight(Yoruichi) pregnant?
I'd be laughing, because I can only imagine how drunk they must have been. Yoruichi would NOT be happy, and poor Ikakku...he'd have to deal with Byakuya and Urahara. As awesome as he is, he wouldn't stand a chance.

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine(Urahara)?
I've read fics with him in them, but not totally about him.

Would Two(Ukitake) and Six(Komamura) make a good couple?
Umm...I don't know. Their personalities are compatible, but I think the one-is-a-dog factor could kick in here.

Five(Hitsugaya)/Nine(Urahara) or Five(Hitsugaya)/Ten(Orihime)? Why?
Hitsu/Ori. He already lives in her house, and she calls him 'Toushirou-kun' without a reprimand from him. She's in love with Ichigo, though. And possibly Rukia.I like the pairing, though.

What would happen if Seven(Soifon) walked in on Two(Ukitake) and Twelve(Ikkaku) in bed together?
Oh, gods...I think Soifon would use it to blackmail either of them, or yell at them for risking Ukitake's fragile health via their...activities.

Make up a summary for a Three(Rukia)/Ten(Orihime) fic.
I like this pairing...Orihime loved her beautiful shinigami friend far too much; she could never see herself hating Rukia despite her feelings for Ichigo. But she never realized how deeply that love ran...

Is there any such thing as One(Ichigo)/Eight(Yoruichi) fluff?
Yes! It was awesome, and now I like the Ichi/Yoru pairing just as much as I like Ichi/Ruki or Ichi/Ori.

Suggest a title for a Seven(Soifon)/Twelve(Ikkaku) hurt/comfort fic.
Assassin's Honor and Warrior's Pride.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Senna) to deflower One(Ichigo)?
Ha! Hm...I'd say that I'd use the classic falling in love thing, with them doing it after the confession. Duuur.

Do any of your friends read Seven(Soifon) slash?
Nope. I'm the only one who likes yuri. All of my friends like yaoi only.

Do any of your friends read Three(Rukia) het?
Yup. Ichi/Ruki is a favored pairing.

Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven(Renji)?
Yeah. My friend drew a bunch of Renji in a barrel. A barrel full of Renji.

Would any of your friends write Two(Ukitake)/Four(Senna)/Five(Hitsugaya)?
I might as a challenge, but...no.

What might Ten(Orihime) scream at a moment of great passion?
She comes off to me as an unintelligible screamer.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Yoruichi), which song would you choose?
So Hott by Kid Rock. It really fits her and whatever poor soul she's decided to court.

If you wrote a One(Ichigo)/Six(Komamura)/Twelve(Ikkaku) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Violence, product of high sugar intake, and crack. Most likely it would involve video games.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Ukitake) to use on Ten(Orihime)?
Ukitake: Would you like some candy? Follow me to my room.
Poor Orihime's naive enough to agree to that.


When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Hitsugaya)?
A few hours ago, editing my own fanfic.

What is Six(Komamura)'s super-secret kink?
Leashes.

"One(Ichigo) and Nine(Urahara) are in a happy relationship until Nine(Urahara) suddenly runs off with Four(Senna). One(Ichigo), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Renji) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Ikkaku), then follows the wise advice of Five(Hitsugaya) and finds true love with Three(Rukia)." What title would you give this fic?
Whoa...that's a nice story...hm...Never True.

Name three of your friends who might read it..
I have none…I would try it though.

Name one person who should write it.
FlyinGShadoW1314. Though I don’t think she would.

How would you feel if Seven(Soifon)/Eight(Yoruichi) was canon?
It practically IS! And it's one of my favorite pairings!

Would Eleven(Renji) get in bed with Nine(Urahara)? Drunk or sober?
DRUNK.

If Three(Rukia) and Seven(Soifon) get together, who tops?
Soifon, unless Rukia pulls out the d--.


I got FANART!: link


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm a girl! I CAN'T have a "big one"!)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
(Again, girl!)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt, fuckers!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Favorite Quotes

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!" - Zaraki Kenpachi, Bleach

"I can't believe what an obnoxious little snot you are!" - Kurosaki Ichigo to Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." - Shigure

"If he's angry, I’ll try to calm him. If he's sad, I'll comfort him. If he laughs, I’ll be laughing along. If he wants to run, I'll follow him. If he doesn’t want me, I accept that…But if he ever needs someone, I’ll be here." - Maboroshi Yuurei, Requiem of a Wandering Spirit

"I placed this blade of grass in my mouth thinking I'd look cool. But it must be poison 'cause ith makinth ma mouth numb." - Kyōraku Shunsui, Bleach

"Your first kiss is never the way you want it to be. In fact, your first kiss should probably be classed as a 'hazardous and highly dangerous experience' and avoided like the bubonic plague."

"No, not yet, now that you've made me this serious. Regret as much as you damn well want!" - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"I hate talkative guys... They gross me out." - Matsumoto Rangiku, Bleach

"Ain't I? I'm literally hemorrhaging generosity." - Zaraki, Bleach

Rangiku steps out of the bath naked to comfort a crying Orihime "There, there! Cry, cry, you poor thing. Drown all of your sorrows in my chest!" - Matsumoto Rangiku, Bleach

"Do as your heart desires! Jump into your father's bosom!" - Kurosaki Isshin, Bleach

(To Yumichika) "Quit shakin' your ass; that's freakin' nasty." - Zaraki, Bleach

"We are all born originals, but so many of us die as copies." (I don't know who said this but I officially name them a hero.)

"I didn't know people actually read emails--the delete button is so conveniently located." - House, House

"I will prove to you with this move... that hard work surpasses genius." - Rock Lee, Naruto

"You idiot! There's always shadows wherever there's light!" - Zaraki, Bleach

"Why don't you show this young whippersnapper how it was done in the olden days?" - Yusuke
"Gladly, you patronizing jackass." - Genkai, Yu-Yu Hakusho

"People are able to try hard to move toward their goals in life...those who possess that will are the truly strong ones." - Hyuuga Neji, Naruto

"People can't defeat loneliness." - Sabaku no Gaara, Naruto

"When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don't take care of each other, then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military's lapdog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans who couldn't even save a little girl." - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist (I cried at this one...)

"Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place!" - Zaraki, Bleach

"Hey, what's life like without eyebrows, freak?" - Naruto (To Zabuza), Naruto

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence..." rock thrown "Surely if you voice your grievances..." more rocks thrown "Damn you people." - Miroku, InuYasha

(about her gigai) "Darn those stupid engineers! They're all legs and boobs when it's muscle I need!" - Kuchiki Rukia, Bleach

"Major Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical examination we discovered a severe case of athletes foot... and we now believe that it is affecting your brain." - Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist

"I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!" - Ichigo, Bleach

"Yeah, I want to save her. I'm morally bankrupt." - House, House MD

"If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's impossible, it's irrational. It's against my religion." - Miroku
"You ought to be arrested." - Inuyasha, InuYasha

It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one. - Ichimaru Gin, Bleach

(Urahara writes Ichigo a message in blood) "Please meet at Urahara shop immediately." (After Ichigo freaked out) "P.S: If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death... then you have no sense of humor." - Urahara, Bleach

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat." - Urahara, Bleach

"Is this the part where I say who's there and something creepy happens?" - Spike, Angel

"So the butt bleed is just a nose bleed?" - Foreman, House MD

"Welcome to Earth." - Will Smith, Independence Day

"I once executed two people, two doctors. "There are no sides, just patients." That's what they said as they treated our fallen enemies in Ishbal. But the people they were healing would just rise up again to fight us. The military asked them to stop, but they wouldn't. And their makeshift hospital was becoming a den for insurgents. I got my orders in the morning, and I shot them that night. After that I tried to kill myself, but I was too much of a coward. So I took an oath instead: to never follow unreasonable commands again, to reach a position where I wouldn't have to follow them, and I stayed true to that. I'm not chasing you because I was commanded to. I'm doing it because I'm pissed. Now why the hell did you two run away without asking for my help first?!" -Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Pay no attention to my friend... he's... you know... a special-ed ninja." - Sakura, Naruto

"Gojyo, remember that these monks of a very devout order." – Hakkai
"Yeah, the order of judgmental assholes." – Gojyo, Saiyuki

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo, Bleach

"I don't want to cause a lot of injuries unnecessarily. All those who don't like visiting the doctor should retreat now." - Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"No, you don't get it, that's why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Kakashi, Naruto

"When we die, our bodies disintegrate and become part of the reishi that make up Soul Society. And when that time comes...where does your heart go? It gets passed on to your nakama (comrades). If you pass it on to them, then your heart will always live on within them. Kuchiki, that's why...you must never, ever, ever die alone." - Shiba Kaien, Bleach

"Well if it ain't my little buddy Benny. I think I'll kill you." - Rick O'Connell, The Mummy

"Never get between a man and his fiber." - Numb3rs

"I need a wise saying, what's a wise saying?" - Toad

"Backwards old bat." - Ed (muttered about Pinako. Both he and Al run out of the house with a multitude of automail parts thrown after them), Fullmetal Alchemist

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House, House MD

"Sanzo, I believe that it’s time to put your animal and Hakkai’s animal in separate cages." – Gojyo, Saiyuki

"You know, for an intelligence officer, you're not very intelligent." - Zeva, NCIS

"Oh no, a ghost. Pfft. It takes a mite more to make me wet my knickers." - Spike, Angel

"Tell him 'fine, there's no way that I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex'." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Old Ironside still kicks ass!!" - Fire Ice (Clive Cussler)

"I'm going to start wounding you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop." - Aeris, VG Cats

"I'm going to be sick now. Please make room." - Black Mage, Nuklear Power

"Piss off!!" - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Behind this mask... is another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" - Kakashi, Naruto

"Stabbity death!!" - Black Mage, Nuklear Power

"Look, I'll kill the rat for you and give you the experience. It would have slaughtered you anyway." - Aeris
"Hm...I tie the rat's tail to a stick!" - Leo
"What?" - Aeris
"It's a rat flail!" - Leo, VG Cats

"For pony!" - Richard, Looking For Group

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one." - House, House MD

"I am not a little pervert!" - Jiraiya
"Oh yeah? Then what are you?" - Naruto
"...I'm a big one." - Jiraiya
"Oh yeah, that makes all the difference." - Naruto, Naruto

"My dad is going to kick your ass." - Alex O'Connell, The Mummy Returns

"What kind of monk is he?" - Sango
"His own kind." - Kagome, InuYasha

"There's something foul in the air."- Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"My favorite book is going to be a movie?! I better order tickets in advance!!" - Kakashi, Naruto

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"I never did like camels. Filthy buggers; they smell, they spit, they bite." - Johnathan, The Mummy

"Wherever there is hope, I will stop it! Where self-esteem rears its shiny head, I will be there to kick it in the testicles!!" - Christopher Titus

"I got lost on the road of life." - Kakashi, Naruto

“Shut up! If you can’t keep quiet, I’ll shoot you both right now!” – Sanzo, Saiyuki

"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al
"Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulent carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a rare and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had that flower in your hand?" - Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834)

"Uh oh, train wreck. I want to look away, but I can't." - Tony DiNozo, NCIS

"Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die." - Kakashi, Naruto

“Listen here, you little blockhead! Let me remind you you’re flammable.” – Gojyo, Saiyuki

'For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return."-Leonardo Da Vinci

"Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!"

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"The blind are the ones that can truly see."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass" - Me

"I died, but Heaven wouldn't let me in, and Hell was afraid I would take over."

"I'm not awesome, you just suck." - Me

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!" - Me

"A good piece of advice if you're sucked into a video game: if it moves, KILL IT!"

"You should stop talking, I don't think my attention span can take it."

"I'm trying really hard to care, does it show?"

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Bite my shiny metal ass!""It doesn't look so shiny to me!""Shinier than yours, meatbag." - Bender, Futurama

"Had I not known that I was already dead, I would have mourned for my loss of life."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"My god you're hot..." - Not sure

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

"Dark one night in broad daylight, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys. If you believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!"

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes; that way, when you insult them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"Go die." - Me

"Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed."

"You know the trick to always winning? CHEAT!" - Me

"You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid."

"When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?"

"Love your enemies; it really pisses them off!"

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"If brute force doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough..."

"The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell."

"Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it."

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"Our strength is often composed of the weaknesses that we're dammed if we are going to show."

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."

"I'm not actually here...this, is my after-image."

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"

"My psychiatrist says that I've lost my marbles, but what does he know? My marbles are in a plastic bag in my closet."


I found this too funny not to put on my profile. I hijacked it from someone else, though.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Chuck Norris

Yes. There is a Chuck Norris section on meh profile. And it'll roundhouse kick you in the face if you've got a problem with it.

1. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plan with his finger by yelling "BANG!"

2. In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records, it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

5. Chuck Norris can murder the dead.

6. If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

7. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

8. Chuck Norris knows where the lost city of Atlantis is, because it sank when he roundhouse kicked it.

9. Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

10. The devil only went down to Georgia because that's where he landed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him out of hell.

11. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

12. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

13. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

14. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

15. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is.

16. A Chuck Norris-delivered roundhouse kick is the prefered method of execution in sixteen states.

17. Chuck Norris doesn't have to write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear.

18. While taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

19. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

20. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

21. When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet - the ocean gets Chuck Norris'd.

22. At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse
kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season.

23. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

24. Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder
County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does
not 'attempt' murder.

25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

26. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

27. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

28. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

29. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a
mistake.

30. There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris ... Just kidding,
Chuck Norris is first.

31. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

32. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

33. Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company, the
company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take
crap from nobody.

34. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

35. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today
as Giraffes.

36. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never
slap Chuck Norris.

37. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of
the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

38. Someone once challenged Chuck Norris to arm wrestle... that person is now
known as Captain Hook.

39. A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him what his favorite
Chuck Norris fact was. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such
force that the man spontaneously combusted.

40. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Chuck Norris.

41. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into
concrete.

42. When he is alone at night, Chuck Norris likes to wear slippers with bunnies
on them. Real bunnies.

43. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

44. It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden
barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

45. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

46. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earheart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


Fire Hose

Okay, I just don't like flamers. Borrowing the phrase from Wandering Hitokiri, a flamer is "some idiot that wouldn't know the meaning of 'fanfiction' even if you hit him over the head with it". I think it fits very appropriately. I also have low tolerance of idiots, and decided to borrow Wandering Hitokiri's policy on flamers, as she is a wonderful author and I admire her greatly, along with Velf and B a y o - B a y o.

Anyways, here's her policy on flamers:

1. If you truly believe that my fanfiction has problems, then do me a favor and leave constructive critisism, not 'Oh my god, this fic totally f#ing sucks!' And that is not in invitation to use the 'f'' bomb every other word either. I know that I may not have the cleanest mouth around when it comes to some of my work, but I still try to refrain from using that word as much as possible. (Goes for me also.)

2. Calling me names will not help you at all. Neither will insulting my intelligence. I am an 'A' student in my Honors English class at school, and I frequently check my work for spelling and gramatical errors because of the fact that I am a bit anal about my spelling, and I have a fairly decent sense of grammar. And if you truly wish to be insulting and call me an 'inbred idiot' like one baka did to my friend, I will inform you right now that both my parents are not even remotely related to each other except through marriage. I also know how to curse you straight into hell in three languages, and am working on a fourth. (English, Gaelic, and Japanese. I'm learning Russian right now.) (I only know English, German, and I'm working on my Japanese.)

3. If you read this and still feel the desperate need to flame me, I will let you right now that I will have you blocked so fast that even your descendants 100 years in the future will suddenly have the sensation that they were thrown into the American 'Vomit Comit', they'll be so dizzy. I am not naive: I am perfectly aware of the fact that many of you nasty little buggers have more then one account, but I am more than willing to block you as many times as necessary. Hopefully, if I do it often enough, you'll eventually get whiplash and become too dizzy to go on the computer without getting sick, much less look at the screen long enough to send your petty insults. (I was laughing really hard when I read this part; It's so true!)

4. If I truly wished to be flamed, I would call Mustang a wet match while he was wearing his ignition-cloth gloves. Do me and the rest of the world a favor and just send me damned PM instead of a review; I'll be so much happier. (I love that one.)


Copy & Paste Stuff

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile.

If you have added the names Kratos, Gaara, Hiei, Hitsugaya, Naruto, Ichigo, Kurama, Hinata, ect. (any character of any anime/game/ect.) to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile.

The American Indians have a phrase they use to describe children who have an intimate knowledge of sorrow and grief. They say that the child has developed sky-eyes. Recently, my grandfather, who was all that I truly had, died from cancer. When I look in the mirror, I show a detached look, a distance in my gaze, as though my vision inclouded a portion of the sky. If you know more of the workings of the world than you'd like, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laugh at your own jokes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Dragon of Twilight

If you ever pimp slapped an annoying classmate, put this in your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are NOT a homophobe and have some friends that are gay, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mother ever reminisces about high school days and you have to plug your ears in order to drown out the meaningless blather, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mother has ever really, truly, and honestly scared you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your mother is the Wicked Witch of the West and/or are looking for a secret ritualistic sacrificial altar/torture chamber in your basement/parent's closet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've found horrifying things in your parents' closets or under their bed (i.e. sex toys, whips, PlayBoy magazines, leather kinks, etc.) and wish to every deity available that you'd never looked in there, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are convinced that you are the only sane one in your family but realize with a pang of sadness that the world is mad, and you included, and thereby are insane, but are secretly proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mother is an erratic freak but you love her anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your honest-to-God worst fear is that of Furbies for a completely legitimate reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!--If you could read that put it in your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Nintendo4ever, Darkangel24700, mandrakefunnyjuice, Dragon of Twilight

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your dad gets a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

If you have never watched Heroes, 24, The O.C., Grey's Anatomy, or any of that stuff, and are sickened by those who do, please copy & paste this into your profile.

Studies show that if Abercrombie released the fact that it wasn't cool to breathe, 92 percent of teenagers would die. If you're part of the other 8 percent who would be screaming with laughter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If ~Hail-NekoYasha is your favorite artist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent that don't give a shit, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list! AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperacticely Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Nayru Goddess of Wisdom, RoyalFanatic, Nintendo4ever, Dragon of Twilight

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a younger brother/sister/cousin that can beat you in a swearing contest, copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one. Dragon of Twilight

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For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 72.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 351,231 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13392 - Favs: 17,250 - Follows: 16,286 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Cat Hybrid by Spontaneite reviews
Rewrite posted, 'The Hybrid'. Warning: I wrote this when I was twelve. I make no guarantees as to its quality. Original Summary: Kayla's fate is undecided. Would she fufill her destiny better as a human or cat? StarClan decides both, and Kayla becomes a mix of cat and human. Part two, a deadly enemy has found a way to return, and it's up to three special cats to stop him...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,501 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ice by Farla reviews
The story of an unusual, inhuman girl. Chapter Seventeen: Nothing Important
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,999 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/1/2004
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 961,774 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna
Here We GO! by Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN reviews
Learn or Die. Wonderful choices no? Being thrown into a new world isn't disorienting enough but we also have to throw in psychotic demons who love to watch pain and blood. Time to make friends and enemies and try not to die. Knowing my luck I'm screwed.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 459,641 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007
Entropy by Lilith Morgana reviews
It's not always about holding hands. Sometimes it's about being two equally stubborn aliens out in deep space, finding more similarities along the way than either of you bargained for. A slow-building Shepard/Zaeed story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Miss Haruno by Madame Mayhem reviews
When you die, you don't exactly expect to be born a second time; especially not as an animated fictional character. But surely there were worse things than being reborn as a pink haired ninja girl with a flowery name ... right? Self-Insert OC/Reborn into Sakura. Romance in later chapters. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Fear to Friendship by Zothar reviews
Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Into the East by EarthToMe001 reviews
A young New England woman takes a walk in the gardens at a friend's party only to find herself transported to Feudal Japan. Who does she encounter upon entering this strange new world? None other than the Lord of the West. SessOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,475 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sesshomaru
Awakening To Hyrule by ZombieDragon reviews
-TP- Sequel to The Legend of the Rebel. Things are not always what they seem in this epic and tearjerking adventure. Three heroes fight for Hyrule and her people. They fight against an evil tyrant bent on world domination. They fight for freedom and peace
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 84,573 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Link
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Sunlight Through Seaweed by Canton For King reviews
It's strange being inside his head, all noise and anger and red. Character study. A little Bruce/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cendres by Mothface reviews
Hope can sometimes turn to ash in your mouth and embers in your stomach.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Francoeur, Lucille - Complete
Sand Child by Desert.Moon reviews
Sunako, a girl who controls neither the sand nor her temper very well, longs to see the desert again; but when she's finally given the chance, circumstances change her mind. Even so she and Gaara are forced to return home together—one of them newly-blind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,908 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Indebted by Velf reviews
Set a few years after the film, based mainly on that and the first anime. A sweeping epic, with drama, action, adventure, angst, humour and romance. Original Characters. M for a small amount of mature content. A joke fic that got out of control.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 526,621 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Botanist and the Beast by KarmaKat reviews
[Sesshomaru x OC] Beauty and the Beast, with a fluffy twist. When the past and the present collide in feudal Japan, how will Sesshomaru deal with the mortal woman Rin just won't leave behind?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,816 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Formes dans l'obscurité by Mothface reviews
Shapes in the darkness. On-going.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,403 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Francoeur, Lucille
Children of a Common Mother by Ankaris123 reviews
AU. Canada has literally disappeared off the face of the planet as a nation and as a landmass. You can't miss what you 'never had', right? Apparently that's not the case with America...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - America, Canada
TMOP: Monstre by Kathryn Christine Starcrafter reviews
The term 'Monster' can mean anything from a beast in physical manor or pasted to that of a twisted soul. Sometimes it is the most becomingly seeming of individuals who hold the darkest of hearts while the ones known as 'Monster' are left the hatred of man
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Francoeur, Lucille
Gestalt by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Perfect Weird Couple by SoundzofSilence reviews
An American transfers to Ouran on scholarship since the school accepts one scholarship student per year. She receives an unexpectedly warm greeting, but quickly she finds she is the middle of a tug of war- and she is the teddy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,399 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Makeshift Family by blindkitten reviews
Tony is kidnapped - Bruce isn't happy. Neither is the Hulk. Pepper, JARVIS and Black Widow sideline. Chaos ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Being Human by Catsafari reviews
Just because he was no longer human didn't make him any less of a person. Easy to believe, harder to apply. And almost impossible when choosing him would condemn her own humanity. AU.
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,928 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Social Father by blindkitten reviews
There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 162 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Fallacies by Victoria LeRoux reviews
They see nothing more than triumphs lost and their twisted selves. They are blind to their own deeds and glory. From the prompt: "Sometimes it's not about quitting. It's about knowing you can't win." Full team fic
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Up is Down by Captain Lupin Ferus reviews
The high seas and a vacation in the Caribbean...who could resist, right? The Elric brothers certainly can. Unfortunately, they're stuck and they're not alone. Pirates, goddesses and Krakens, oh my! Even Captain Jack Sparrow couldn't have predicted this...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 346,677 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Edward E.
Lantern Burning Bright by Acacia24 reviews
Agnes could see the glow of a burning lantern when she looked up at the north tower. It was like a star against the dark sky. She knew then that the bell ringer was waiting for her. Warning: There are several violent scenes. Might change to M.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010
Creed II by Avalon-Shiranui reviews
I have been chosen, chosen to bear this gift in all its damnation. Am I but a means to their ends, this Other Race? I wonder if I shall ever know. But it's been nearly 300 years, and still I seek answers in the Brotherhood, desperate for their survival along with me. I wasn't ready for him, though. Ezio Auditore da Firenze. (Sequel to "Creed")
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,697 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ezio A. - Complete
Of Gypsies and Thieves by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
A clumsy violinist is a contradiction in terms - yet somehow, Amelia James manages to be just that. When she finds herself in the Hunchback of Notre Dame, she has no idea she's about to be caught up in murder, adventure, and -gulp- romance. Clopin/OC
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,214 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Clopin T., Claude F. - Complete
Amaranthine by loopyflea reviews
The turbulent decent into the unknown waters that is Amour.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Francoeur, Lucille
Devil With A Blue Dress by Amp reviews
A mysterious woman in blue recruits the original nine classes
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010
Sesshoumaru, sit! by BAFling reviews
A power is granted unexpectedly. Again. Whatever happens, it might be something even the great Demon lord cannot handle. A woman with a weapon is never something any man would want to deal with.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,928 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
The Puppet Master by Vanillasiren reviews
There are times when Esmeralda wonders if Clopin is more than he seems. One-shot for now.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Clopin T., Esmeralda - Complete
Wheatley's Second Chance by Ace of Fours reviews
-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Pourpré by Mothface reviews
Sometimes you don't need to understand everything.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Francoeur, Lucille - Complete
The Sulfur Alchemist by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Paris In Spring by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
A young girl goes to the Notre Dame Cathedral and listens to a story from a certain puppeteer. Clopin/OC
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Clopin T. - Complete
In the Name of Science by True Colours reviews
She called a question...and the forest answered? Caught between a jar-headed marine and a hostile alien, Grace finds her life getting more complicated than a mere science investigation...not that that was so simple itself. Alternate pairing!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,218 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Grace A., Tsu'tey - Complete
Tag, You're Screwed by gar-a-ash2 reviews
Sequel to 'Let's Play A Game'. I'll write a summary when I'm not so tired.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hunter
Hellsing's Humanist by Misty Legionnaire reviews
First fanfic. What happens when one is caught between Anderson, devout religious hunter and Alucard, non-standard vampire, when one is not religious and sure doesn't want to be caught between the two.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,461 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Until the End by Confiscated Retina reviews
An eternity in space is too good for Wheatley according to GLaDOS, but before he can die he must live. Chell x human Wheatley. M for explicit content.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Let's Play A Game by gar-a-ash2 reviews
The last survivor in New York knows there's only so much time left to live. So she finds a 'game' to entertain herself, to make life alone a bit more exciting. But what will happen when the subject of her 'game' catches her? HunterxOC, Friendship
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hunter - Complete
The Seed Shrouded By Night by Sky Painter reviews
When he met Aria, Toushirou Hitsugaya couldn't see beyond the sad eyes and quiet personality. But through her the world he sees grows bigger, and he finally begins to learn the lessons of the heart. *HitsugayaXOC*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,961 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Leifer, Nervae by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
When the assembly machine malfunctions one day Atlas is the only one rebuilt. As he roams the HUB alone, he contemplates the cause of his loneliness. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - ATLAS, P-body - Complete
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
I wish!: Another cliched SelfInsertion by freakyanimegal reviews
I wasn't the kind of person I wanted to be, in the beginning. I realize that, but I had no clue what was really going on. Now just because of my existence here I messed up the entire timeline, who knows what will happen now? PAST THE TOWER SCENE! n.n WOOT
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 203,028 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006
Bring Me To Life by Child of the Ancients reviews
Myra is killed and then brought back to life by Koenma so she can assist the spirit detectives. She helps them out as much as she can, but there's one problem with her. Her mother abused her, so Myra is incredibly withdrawn.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,230 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2004
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Limitations of Virtue by CorvidaeTigris reviews
Clopin is once again in prison, only this time someone has a very intriguing idea to get him out. Leads to a tale interwoven with politics, sex, and power in a world on the edge of metamorphosis. Adult themes implied; M rating for 3rd chapt only.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Clopin
No I In Team by leggywillow reviews
Another crack fic one-shot. Shepard and her crew have to participate in a teambuilding workshop. Tomfoolery ensues. Shepard/Garrus, but that's not the focus of the story. Rated T for some strong language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Paint You Up in my Badass Love, Baby by Sleeveen reviews
Tongue-in-cheek fill for a strange request over at the Kink Meme. Prompt: Mordin's tattoos are not actually tattoos, also, it has to be Mordin/Fshep. Weird, I know. But bear with me. Fill is humorous, tender and a little sexy. It's a little ridiculous too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
Cough by Lang Noi reviews
Lief gets sick shortly after the Maze of the Beast, and it looks deadly. Jasmine and Barda seek out help in the tiny village of Berk, and while they get it, they might have found much more...
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Lief, Jasmine, Barda - Complete
Island by Honeyfish reviews
Left behind, Delta and Sinclair know their time is limited and try to survive as best they can.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Delta, A. Sinclair - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Strange Saturday by Skye Slipstream reviews
Today, I played a game of Poker with an insane lagomorph, a violent wrestlerman, a homicidal mercernary, and a sociopathic dungeon master. Yeah, this was a strange Saturday, wasn't it? Rated T for strong language and alcohol.
Poker Night at the Inventory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
His Daughter by ncfan reviews
-Mayuri, Nemu- Here's a quandary for the ages.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
Ancients by Honeyfish reviews
Grace learns something new about monsters.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Delta - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Season Of The Witch by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Never anger a hoodoo woman. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Thunder of the Dawn by Ellarose C reviews
Gales rush uneven, tear at their clothes and shriek across the loch waves. He breaks away and tilts back, eyes closed, gasping in with all senses wide as the words of the encroaching storm hit him, pulling at his bones. He feels young again. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hidden Phantom by Angel Frog reviews
Due to a certain Time Master, no one realized that Danny was supposed to be at Hogwarts until he's sixteen. How will he affect the life of a sad and angry Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,882 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P., Danny F.
Healing of The Body, Healing of the Heart by Full Moon Child reviews
After the Agni Kai with his father, Zuko meets a healer and a friend. But after a two year separation by banishment and war, will their friendship continue and blossom, or will problems arise?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,987 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Zuko
From the Desk by Zhanael reviews
Veterinarian Dr. Garnet Merle, D.V.M., is the only survivor when a CEDA field lab is overrun by the Infected just as winter starts. To help her survive, she decides to do what no one would dare...tame the zombies. FINISHED!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,875 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hunter, Smoker - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010
Ignorance by dear cecil reviews
Engineer offers to teach Scout some things past running and bludgeoning people to death. Things do not go as planned. Written for scoutsauce.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Engineer, Scout - Complete
Irony by Honeyfish reviews
Delta returns for Eleanor in the quarantine room in the borrowed body of a Little Sister, and the two share a moment of bonding that would have been impossible otherwise. / spoilers
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Mechanics by dear cecil reviews
A collection of shorts focusing on Dell Conagher and his amazing-as-hell robot hand. Warning: Gore, cannibalism, sex, etc. Some chapters are connected to previous ones, some are stand-alone.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Engineer
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Love Finally Known by Kira michi reviews
COMPLETED! Shun, Rio, and Yuri are back! And this time, they've changed in the past three years. And the big change, is that they all have Bankai. Follow their crazy adventures as they discover love. Sequel to Captains' Love. :D Sucky summery? Yep. Don't review, please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 187,807 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Monster by Honeyfish reviews
A second look at Delta's "evil" actions reveals only fear and fervent devotion. / spoilers.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Delta - Complete
I Loved You Too Much by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Oneshot. Set after Phantom Planet. Clockwork muses on Danny and his feelings for the ghost child, and suffers the consequences because of it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Out of the Dust, She Rises by Mopps reviews
First fic. Cort wasn't sure why she was out here, but she was going to try hard to find out. She'll just pay for it by losing some things in the exchange. M rating for language, violence, romance and adult situations. FLW/Charon. R&R appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 176,064 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Red is the Blood by firesilk reviews
Kalanie was just a healers assistant until one day a boy enters their shop. He carries a stone that will change his and Kalanie's lives forever. They alone have the power to save the empire, or destroy it completely,R&R, chapter 70 is up! enjoy!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 124,522 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
What One May Never See by Jesse A. Harper reviews
How often do we go by something, and never notice it? Annora Thomas finds out just what she never noticed when flung into a fangirl's dream. There's only one problem, and a serious one at that: She's not a fangirl. DONE - there will be no sequel, ever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,979 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Tomorrow's Dawn by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Legion has been destroyed in battle, much to Tali's relief. When tasked with recovering the geth's memory, her feelings may prevent her from fulfilling her duties until she learns why it's so important. Most characters present. Ends with chapter 8, with alternate replacement ending in chaps 9-10. Prequel to "For Tomorrow We Die."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,563 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M) - Complete
For the Love of a Bookstore by Edo-chanluv reviews
Edward and Al returned to Resembool after getting their bodies back. Samantha's just trying to make a living on her own. Can a chance meeting mean romance? Or does mututal stubborness mean this brief spark is dead in the water? Scheming friends say no!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward E.
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Scrabble Shift by Ellarose C reviews
'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Assoluta by Maelstrom Sparrow reviews
Convinced that he has discovered Russia's secret, France now only has to prove it. And yet how to prove that someone is a closet ballerina? Pointless oneshot; A little bit of Russia/France, and LOTS of ballet terminology.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Russia, France - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
The Importance of Thermal Clips by rent-a-bird reviews
When Dr. Chakwas is busy, Shepard turns to Professor Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14313 - Favs: 7,391 - Follows: 5,596 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Involuntary Man's Laughter by J-Horror Girl reviews
The Joker/Jay and Grace/The Grudge turn up in the Arkham gameverse and sub for Batman. Now it's Heath!Joker vs. Game!Joker and Grace vs. Harley. Who will win? In the process of moving from Can't Get You Out of My Head. Was briefly 'Crashing The Party'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Joker
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Luckiest Loser by darkest just before the dawn reviews
COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me? Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,599 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
Stranded by auroraivy reviews
GaaraxOC. OC is a girl named Ria with a quirky nature and fangirl outlook. This is her story and her experiences with Gaara and the world he lives in. Will Ria be able to take the pressure or will it bury her in the sand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,235 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Dope by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Jonathan and the Scarecrow have an interesting habit when they're producing their Fear Toxin. What can the Joker do but laugh upon discovering it?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Subversion by Honeyfish reviews
As Delta struggles against his broken bond and his failing body, Sofia attempts to leave one final impression on Eleanor. // A slight re-imagining of the Good ending.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Delta, S. Lamb - Complete
Planes, Trains and Automobiles by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...
Crossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, John S./Green Lantern - Complete
A Capella by Ragtime Mouse reviews
Tali gets an unusual request from an equally unusual shipmate. Tali/Legion. Pure, unadulterated fluff on a fluff sandwich. T for Jack's potty mouth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion
Baklava And Cats by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
“Don't apologize. I'll always be here for you. Helping you clean up... to everything else.” For The Obsidian Quill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Egypt, Greece - Complete
Crawling Towards the Pillowcase by AiriKatsu reviews
#3 of WWII One-shots: It's over, and Canada has better things he can think of doing than licking his wounds. The first thing on his list of priorities is going to see the person who's been waiting patiently for him since the war began. Cuba/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
The Lavender Experiment by Ellarose C reviews
Heavy steps stopped a few steps below him, and Poland lifted his tear stained face to see Russia in front of him with solemn eyes and a spray of lavender in his hands.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Poland, Russia - Complete
A Little Bit by Crystal Kira reviews
Russia was "crazy." Everyone knew that. Or at least, they thought they knew. Everyone always thinks they know, and yet no one really knows what he truly desires. But maybe, someday, he'll get what he longs for so much: a little bit. Just a little bit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Russia - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Captains' Love by Kira michi reviews
What if three friends win the hearts of their Captains? They won't know what to do, since they never been in love before. But they do know one thing, they will have fun being in their squads. Zara/OC, Bya/OC, Hitsu/OC Don't review, please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 205,103 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Wish Granted by AdventureAddict reviews
Rebecca doesn't feel like she's pretty, brave or athletic, the traits of girls who usually end up in fanfics. In Ed's world. So she's content to live a normal, peaceful life. But then one day she finds herself in a frightening position-the main character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,625 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 7/11/2007
The Shadow King's Ultimate Test by Kinthinia reviews
Ashia Shinishiki is the daughter of a rival medical company to the Ootori's. Both companies decide to work together, and set about for an arranged marriage. But can she survive the drama and fall in love with the Shadow King?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,578 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
One, Two, Three, Four by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard can't dance. Mordin is determined to teach her how. Spoilers for end of Mass Effect 2. Mordin x FemShepard. Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Sword of Damocles by manic-intent reviews
Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leonardo and permutations. AU, where Ezio does not miraculously recover in Roma.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,601 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Pretender by StValentineSt reviews
I'm not a boy, but you will never know it." There is a new addition to the Ouran High School Host Club and an unwilling one. But what dark secrets does he or is it a she? hold and how far is Kyoya willing to go to uncover the truth?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,179 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Digging by Nanimonaimono reviews
Kamina is meant for something different, he thinks. And Simon, well, what he does is digging, and he's good at that. // From the first meeting, to the first time Kamina saw the surface and returned alone, to the last time he'd see the stars. Kamina/Simon
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
The King's Note by Bloodstained Comma reviews
Katherine Lynton picked up the Shinigami King's Death Note and can see every one of their kind. Upon discovering the identities of Kira and L, will she sit back and watch their battle ensue or will her own feelings force her to take sides? LxOC REWRITING
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 152,300 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ice Song by satscout reviews
Sequel to Silence. Forget the King's Seal: Kusaka Sojirou is after something better - Hyourinmaru's mate. After all, he has Hyourinmaru, or does he? HitsugayaXOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Essere Qualcosa by wild-sunshine reviews
Leonardo wants to be something without his art, and Ezio wants to be something besides an assassin. Five times Leonardo asked for a hug and one time he didn't . Slash Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Because The Heart Never Lies by iceprincessforever reviews
When Arnold's father's journal is mysteriously burned he lashes out. He deems Helga the culprit and cuts her out of his life, but did Helga really do it? Or is something more sinister at play? *COMPLETE*
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 282,495 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
By the Book by adesso reviews
Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Vitruvian Man by manic-intent reviews
Ezio x Leonardo. Started as a story fix when I couldn't hug Leonardo in time. Assassin's Creed II. Undergoing heavy language editing. No new updates yet, sorry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,940 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009
Ambivalence by DreamScene reviews
The push and pull of the attraction between them leaves her unsure of what she's supposed to do with him. Shirley/Lelouch
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,491 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Lelouch L., Shirley F. - Complete
A Ray of Sunlight by candycanepower reviews
RussiaVietnam oneshot. Russia and Vietnam are both suffering nations. Inside and out. In a world so cruel as this, one can only seek comfort from another.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Russia - Complete
Ezio Auditore: Serial Tackler by Afro7hundr reviews
In an era fraught with fear and steeped in violence, one man finds the courage to run through town and tackle people like some sort of coked up football player.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
The Reborn Forgotten by WistfulSin reviews
Losing everything nearly destroyed her. Her revenge nearly killed her. Now Iruni is trapped in a tournament that will decide the rest of her immortal life. Hiro isn't the priority anymore. It's a fight with Hiei she wants now. HieiOC COMPLETE
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 261,830 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - [Hiei, OC] Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
It Was A Monday by ArmoredSoul reviews
Pyro makes pancakes. Chaos ensues. A short silly story inspired by a wonderful artwork of the same name by the artist Shy-Light of deviantArt. Rated T for swearing.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
You Break It, You Bought It by Cynda reviews
Sesshomaru wanted to be stronger. Sometimes the Taiyoukai doesn't know what hes getting himself into. Enter mating curses and the Inu-gang and Sesshomaru has one big headache.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,082 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Tales From the Wasteland: Black As Oil by SickleYield reviews
The best laid plans of research scientists often go awry. The awkward hybrid is on her own, and she'll need some sort of protection besides her family of robots. Good thing she has two thousand caps to spend. Now complete!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,141 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
The Sugar Cube Fort by Sashocirrione reviews
Rem is developing feelings for L after a very odd incident, while trying to keep Misa alive. Lots of plot twists, altered events after Yotsuba arc. Sexual content, mostly voyeurism. Highly L-centric story despite the Rem POV. Angsty with fluffy ending.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,011 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - L, Rem - Complete
Let Love Come to You by Ilphae reviews
After a heart-to-heart, Italy decides to take his relationship with Germany to the next level. Country names used in their respective languages Germany Deutschland,Italy Italia . Features assertive!Italy & secretly-wants-to-be-uke!Germany. W: Lemon,Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
All That Was Lost by Nightfall Daybreak reviews
We are medicine cats. We give and we give and we give. After all we have lost, StarClan does not have the right to dictate the matters of our hearts.' Spottedleaf speaks out for all the medicine cats, challenging the rule that forbids them to love.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spottedleaf - Complete
The Poison in Your Smile by KochouBandit reviews
Toushirou is content without knowing anything about her past. But she's willing to risk everything in the belief that he's the only one who can save her from the shadows that refuse to leave her be. HitsuxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Heroic by Eerps reviews
Alfred likes most movies, but generally not the ones which make him ponder the nature of his being.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews
Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Oh Egypt, Why So Serious? by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Egypt doesn't speak, even though we know he can. So the question remains; why? Done as a fill for the lj kink meme. Brotherly Greece/Egypt. Gen fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Egypt, Greece - Complete
Your Family, My Friend by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
This is what happens after war. You loose everything. Everything but the two things you bring back with you: yourself and the ties you made along the way. “I had to forgive Canada for almost killing you. I didn't think it'd be so difficult.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Germany, America - Complete
Superman by HereAfter reviews
Relationships are complicated affairs. They take on a life of their own, becoming living, breathing things. But fundamentally every relationship boils down to two things: give and take. Hiei/OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 122,713 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hiei - Complete
Echo by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* gift-fic for drcalvin. It is hard to cope with your past and with your shame, even if it's not really your fault. It is harder to accept and let go. Germany slowly comes through, and Italy is always at his side, through history, through time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Would you still love me if you knew what I was? by Manaxsavior reviews
It was a simple order: protect the girl from hollows. Hitsugaya thought it would be a straightforward task. But when faced with unknown enemies and turmoil within Soul Society, he begins to wonder if there's more to her than meets the eye. HitsuxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,601 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Little One by comptine reviews
Sweden discovers new land but doesn't find exactly what he was expecting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sweden, Canada - Complete
F U R A R E T Axx by b a y o - b a y o reviews
The moment he stepped into class, I knew my life would never be the same again. Shinigami, Bounto, the afterlife—I'm having enough trouble passing Geometry! How can Toushirou expect me to juggle my life like this and NOT go insane? » HitsugayaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 276,893 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Beloved by GuardianEnzo reviews
Sometimes two spirits are joined in such a way that no obstacles human or spiritual can tear them apart. More then a year has passed since Chagum and Balsa said farewell, but neither has forgotten the other. Will fate allow their paths to cross once more?
Serei no Moribito - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Pendulum by DreamScene reviews
Her feelings for him vacillate between love and hate. Side story to Ambivalence.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Shirley F., Lelouch L. - Complete
Crybaby! by mangospoons reviews
Hoshiko Yuzumari has a problem. A tall problem. She's tried on her own to work up the courage, but it doesn't work, and with graduation looming closer, what's a girl to do? What else! Call on the Host Club! OC/Mori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Some Rules Are Better Left Unbroken by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Artemis Fowl did not like rules. In fact, he was of the general opinion that they should be flaunted, glossed over or completely ignored. So what happens when Kris makes him a long list of them? Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Out of Time by Person4 reviews
Antimony had grown up, and then grown old, and then grown ancient. Gunnerkrigg Court, over ninety years down the line.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
The Seed that was Planted by Reidluver reviews
An exploration into what happened in Suna during the timeskip while Naruto was training with Jiraiya. How exactly did Gaara come to be the Kazekage and gain the respect from his people?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,746 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
He Who Looks Outside by Hillside Dancing On reviews
In his heart, Kamina stayed stronger than any memory...of the times they laughed together, when they reached for the moon and when they smoldered together. Spoilers, yaoi.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
The Taming of the Sand by Friglit reviews
Following the failed invasion of Konoha, a wounded Gaara returns to Suna. Aoi is the peace loving medical-nin assigned to tend to the feared Jinchuriki. On feeling a strange bond with the tormented boy... ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro
Together Again by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
Andromeda, a girl no one seems to understand, comes to Ouran only to find her two oldest friends are a part of some Host Club... what will happen? And what will the Host Club do when they discover she's hiding something? MorixOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,555 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
The Peach Girl by Ballerina.Embers reviews
Ginko is rescued and is forced to stay within a small residence until the snow melts. He learns from the girl who saved him, as well as the secret as to how to keep the mushi at bay.
Mushishi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
After A Millennium A Renewal: Discussions by Kudara reviews
Second story in After a Millennium A Renewal. Follows directly after the events in Puppet Strings. Demona and Kendra Canmore return to New York City, how will everyone deal with the changes begun in the Canadian wilderness. OC/Demona femslash.
Gargoyles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 248,603 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Demona
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Anthropomorphism by funanyaTHEmute reviews
-One-Shot- I had never once thought that I could someday consider myself to be a pedophile. Hitsugaya/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, OC - Complete
2 Left Feet, 1 More Dance by TechnoRanma reviews
Canada goes to visit Cuba and the two somehow end up... well, Cuba/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
The Search For A Mate by Time on my hands reviews
Sequel to Roses and Regrets. Mukuro is stepping down. She requires Hiei to name his heir first. With no one to name, he must sire his own heir. That means he has to find a mate. Something he never envisioned doing. Gods help him. He'll need it. HieixOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 182,976 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Jamie and Tina: One Heart by L0stM4ge reviews
Jamie's perspective on the new and annoying farm girl in town. One-shot between Jamie and Tina main girl character
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Jamie - Complete
Twhylight by Tprinces reviews
After containing a small ghoul outbreak in a local video store, Seras convinces Alucard to spend a night watching a nice movie. However, no amount of monsters could prepare them for the horror that they had stumbled upon.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Somebody Snitched On Me by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Star Shaped Bliss by Blured0Influence reviews
SimonxKamina. Kamina bought a star-shaped candy from a vendor for Simon and him to share, little did he know it wasn't called "Euphoria" for nothing. To see the stars properly, you must fly to the moon first. Full version: cocoya. livejournal. com
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Simon, Kamina - Complete
Miscommunication by NarcissisticRiceBall reviews
TF2 Story. Oneshots. Really now, how good do you think nine sadistic, convoluted, and eccentric individuals grouped together can communicate? Chap. 5: Boomerang You
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
Happiness by wolfraven80 reviews
VaughnxChelsea He didn’t believe you could find happiness with other people. Sooner or later they always let you down. They got busy, or caught up in their own affairs. But Chelsea... Did he really have more spring in his step on Wednesdays and Thursdays?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
What the Voices Say by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
Artemis has always been the one running the game. What happens when it's some one else's turn for "checkmate"? This time Artemis is the one who being played, until this opponent loses her focus. It's just too easy to fall for Fowl. See author's note.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,793 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Moon Child by SongSiren reviews
Sesshomaru is saved by an unusual human... or is she? The more he wonders about the girl, the more he finds that he doesn't know. He just has to find out more. This Sesshomaru will figure out the mystery and no poor defensless Jaken will stand in his way.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,370 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sesshomaru
Harlequin by MatsuMama reviews
Byakuya falls in battle and wakes up married. Could anyone other than Hisana capture the heart of a Kuchiki? Bya/OC; Rukia is IN the fic and plays a large enough role to be noted. Char indicators do NOT equal pairings; THIS IS NOT BYA/RUK.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,173 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Baby's First Heist by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC] - Complete
Twilit Days by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
Collection of oneshots. There was always something more going on behind the tales of the Hero. MidnaLink centric, with few other characterbased chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Link, Midna
A Suna Story by Nicola19 reviews
A new girl moves to suna and befriends little Gaara. Then he pushes her away when his uncle attacks him. Then she is made his teams medical nin during training. Will they become friends again? GaaraxOC minor saksas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,761 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Gaara - Complete
In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* The past and present wilt--I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Return of Shane by RisanF reviews
When Porco returned to the hotel Adriano, there was someone waiting for him there. Later, he must convince an old friend that he's not just another pig with a plane. Porco/Fio
Porco Rosso/紅の豚 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Three Point One Four by Reiya Inc reviews
Red vs Blue. 'For some reason, they always managed to take the hard way out of an easy problem.' Life in the canyon is becoming more complicated. Grif/Simmons
Halo - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Hot Spring by S-Michael reviews
Ichigo and Yoruichi are playing around in the hot spring, but then, things suddenly become serious... YoruIchi get it? lemon Chapter 2 added by popular demand.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Yoruichi S., Ichigo K. - Complete
Twisted Blood by XZeePoisonousOneX reviews
Alucard POV. COMPLETE.A new threat emerges,everything goes silent, alucard gets bored and more agitated, a handy little helper appears together they fight as monsters- but could she jeopardise everything that Hellsing and the world has achieved.vol 2 soon
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,501 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Alucard - Complete
She's Not a Girl Who Misses Much by nitrolead reviews
Snippet: "For the next 15 days, I was to be the slave of the SWA and perform labor that would not only fill their coffers, but more importantly, quench the thirst of their inner fangirls, and in the cases of Unohana and Soifon, fanboys." OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
Grudges by screamingedge reviews
Kendal Seycheyll has never been what you'd consider normal. In fact, he's what you'd call strange. But when Lloyd and co. crash in Tethe'Alla, this just might be his chance to repay back some grudges... Chapter 56 UP! OC Insert; Will be epic in length
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 160,887 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Yuan
The Scare by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
You Gotta Be Cruel To Be Loved by viettvnt reviews
After all these years,Reimei's bak as a shinigami.But things get complicated wen it involves crushes,jealousy,evil plots,childhood friends,betrayal and of course love.And its all revolving around a certain 10th division taichou HitsuXOc
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,654 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
100 Years by AssaultSloth reviews
Locked away in the bowels of New Ozai, former king Bumi reminisces on a century of living. Experience the Mad Genius’ turbulent childhood in a world gripped by war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,707 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bumi, Aang
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: Hitsugaya T by DiePi reviews
Congratulation on your purchase of a HITSUGAYA TOUSHIRO unit! This guide is to help you nurture the workaholic and temperamental prodigy unit to its full potential. Mentions of YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Silence by satscout reviews
Hyourinmaru has a mind - and heart - of his own. And it's time Hitsugaya caught up... before a certain dragon causes too much trouble. HitsugayaXOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Rurouni Goes to College by L. Mouse reviews
Sequel to Swordsmen and Walk Not Alone. Highlander crossover. Kenshin is a 160 year old Immortal. He's enrolled as a college freshman to protect Kaoru's reincarnation Carrie. Finished.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 212,651 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Replacement: Roads by Dragon of Dispair reviews
For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,342 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Scorponok - Complete
The Rules of Naruto by Marine-Depths13 reviews
Ever wonder what you "should or shouldn't do" if you ever enter the Naruto world? Well, now you do. And there's a good 100 plus rules you should follow and abide to, or else... DATTEBAYO! XD Rules 401-500 now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Heartburn by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Moonlight in the Desert by wolfgirl535 reviews
During the Chunin exams, Gaara meets someone. Someone strong, someone cold, yet kind. She comes to know everything about him but she isn't afraid. If he lets her, she could be the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,366 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Gaara
Reading Totems by GrizzlyTeddyBear reviews
Epilogue! Paige suddenly finds herself in a world with ninjas. Will she be able to use her unique abilities in her new surroundings? Can she trust these people, or her own heart? ShinoxOC, SasuxSaku, NaruxHina Read&Review Plz!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,790 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
People Who Are Important by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
COMPLETE! One day I will be accepted too…I will fight for those who are important to me…brother…sister…and maybe one day friends..I will….me..Sabaku no Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Awakening by KawaiiGameFreak reviews
One awkward love story that involves exploding DVD players,food fights and plenty of drunk driving!Human x non human parings,don't like,don't read.Part 3 of The Wish Series!Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,047 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Condemned by That Vintage Dress reviews
Finally you cry because you know that you will never escape from loving him. A different kind of QuilClaire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Silvermoon by Gancena reviews
Discontinued, here for archival/history reasons. Thirty one heroes must defeat two manipulative Hands and a tyrannical beast... or all will be lost. This story follows one of these heroes... an unlikely one. Rated for language and violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,505 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - OC, Pikachu, Ness
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Concrete Angel by Hikari-Kayko reviews
Just because she's pure, doesn't make her perfect. Follow Rori Kanbara as she falls in with the Reikai Tantei and gets caught up in danger, love, depression, and everything else an eighteen year old owner of an international company doesn't need. R&R plz!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Hiei - Complete
Together With You: A Gaara Story by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
GaaraxOC Gaara and Shiruki were two childhood friends. They grew up together with inner demons. that is, until she was ripped away from him. 10 years later she returns. Can they pick up where they left off? Or is it too late, now that the damage is done..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,921 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Indestructible by Kali Ayers reviews
Meruran Erufib is the typical human girl, except for the habit of surviving things she shouldn't. This little thing effects one in three and a half million, and there is a toddler that needs it to help. HieiOC Keeps to timeline after Sensu
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 259,275 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hiei
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Humans Call Them Dreams by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU post TFTM Followup to Hate the Dark. Starscream has been rebuilt, but the fate of the few surviving Decepticons is still questionable. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Making Up For Lost Time by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Rubbing Off by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Car Trouble by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Desert Flower of America in Suna by SoundzofSilence reviews
The deadly contest continues...Who is Napoleon? The rogue assassin? How does Hannah find herself in the middle of such strange events? Sequel to Desert Flower of America. Haiyuku hurry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,698 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Ryukaze: Dragon Wind by Lanse reviews
The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,227 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Neji H., OC - Complete
To Forge the Master by EmeraldDragon reviews
They say a legend is just a little bit of truth, wrapped in a lot of fiction. One boy, one girl, one sword, one hope, one destiny. A legend is born, and a kingdom will never be the same.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,817 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Link
The Legend of Zelda: The Great Warrior by The Lord Of The Words reviews
Our nameless hero has begun his quest, aiding Link in saving Hyrule from Ganon's evil power. But, its not easy...Can he learn to protect himself from hordes of bizarre monsters quick enough? Can he get Link to actually talk? Big troubles ahead.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006
Stay Out of the Alley by Twinings reviews
It started with Valentine's Day. Things went downhill from there. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Payback by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Short Circuit by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC - Complete
Questionable Alliances by screamin-psiren reviews
I'm the little girl, who protects the monster. GaaraO.C., TemariShikamaru, NejiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,109 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Desert Flower of America by SoundzofSilence reviews
Temari is getting desperate. She sets up Gaara and Kankuro with women from all over the world including America. So what happens when the Sabaku brothers find themselves up to their ears in females?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Gaara - Complete
I Throw my Toys Around by Zero Hakaru reviews
TP Twoshot A storm rolls in causing Link and Midna to flee to Link's home. There, Midna finds that Link never ceased being a kid. Final update: Everything comes to full circle. Lidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Northern Flight by WildIceDragon reviews
A nameless slave girl was robbed of her parents and her freedom at age eight. Now eleven, her only goal in life is to please her master and avoid whippings. But hope can be found in even the darkest of places. My first fanfic, please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,293 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
A Flame Burns Despite Despair by bluedranzer77 reviews
A young teen, abused because of her existance, is thrown into a new world...a world that is the videogame she just beat! It's hard to trust and even love someone when all you've known is hate and a pinprick of love on the edge of a cliffside. CH10 up! FFI
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006
A Yeti's Lesson by Zero Hakaru reviews
TP Lidna After saving the Yetis from the twisted magic encased in the mirror shard, the moment the Yetis shared had struck a chord with Midna. Does the magic of an eye's reflection truly work? SPOILERS FOR SNOWHEAD RUINS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Stars And Spangles by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
I would again thy former light restore by incandescens reviews
Hitsugaya thinks of Hinamori, and sees winter coming.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Plushies by Zero Hakaru reviews
TP Crack Drabble Link wants to win a plushie at the shooting gallery... with Midna's help. Lidna fluff
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Your Stupid Hat by Zero Hakaru reviews
TP Drabble Midna was always fascinated by Link's weird hat. Lidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Leaf that Found its Way by indogirl7 reviews
Lord of the Rings or LotR crossover. After the deaths of the Fourth and Rin, Kakashi joins ANBU to be a lifeless Shinobi tool. The Third who’s worried of this, sends the young ANBU on an unlikely S Rank Mission to the large continent known as Middle Earth
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,541 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Aragorn, Kakashi H.
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
…The Psycho Ward: SSBM Style! by joebthegreat reviews
well well well... we get to hear the crazy ideas of what life is like from the Smashers themselves... some are deranged... some are clueless... but they are all hilarious... I think
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
April Showers by Twinings reviews
Raining violets? No. It was raining rain. CATverse 3.6
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Instinct by SoldierSteak reviews
Twilight Princess. Oneshot Like all canines, Link is stricken with the inhumane urge to itch, itch, and itch, and poor Midna is stuck with the short end of the stick. It's surprising how many actions one makes are on a whim. LinkXMidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
The Trouble with Toadies by JaDE-rUst reviews
Jonathan Crane had never been a fan of Star Trek... And considering how his day was going it didn't look like he'd become on any time soon... A CAT fic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Teaching Rin by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
Sesshy is looking for a tutor to teach Rin the ways of the demon court. His search finds him Kaida, a spirited noble of the South who doesn't want the job. Sparks fly and tempers run high in the West as they learn that respect is earned, not given.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 365,322 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Meaning of Lurve by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Moose Tracks And Thankful Men by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Paper Cut by Sechskies reviews
Hitsu/Hime. In which Hitsugaya gets a paper cut, and Orihime shows him a more profound way of healing it.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Orihime I. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Chouji by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways To Insure Sure Death At The Hands Of Akimichi Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Chōji A.
30 Ways To ANnoy Shikamaru by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to drive Shika insane.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Inner Hinata Appear by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 ways to drive Hyuuga Hinata crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Broken Windmills by Tobu Ishi reviews
Ico and Yorda, two souls' journey in a series of snapshots. Her face remains tilted back to watch as the tattered windmill blades lift and turn, creaking gently, and he rises... Written for the 1sentence challenge.
Ico - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Legally Sane by Spirit Evolution reviews
[“Sayonara, Dwarfchan. Until we meet again.”][HieixOC][Complete!]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Hiei - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Temari by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Yeah, I know. It's not as funny as it should be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Temari
30 Ways To Make Tenten Cram Kunai Down Your Throat by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Uhoh. Team Gai's PMSing kunoichi is out for HMR's throat... Slight LeeTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Tsunade by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways Of Annoying guaranteed to make Tsunade want to murder you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
Come In by Twinings reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
30 Ways To Make Naruto Excessively Pissed by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The kitsune child gets a taste of his own medicine, insomniac racoon style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Deidara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The slightlyover due continuation of the exciting and thrill filled 30 Ways series!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Deidara - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Itachi by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
NekoChan by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Our imaginations have more power then we realize. LeeOC. Small mentions of LeexSakura, which abruptly end in Chapter 11.STORY COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,709 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven by Ryan M. Usher reviews
A novelization of the video game Silent Hill 2, told from the perspective of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist. It's finally complete. Thanks to all of my readers and especially my reviewers, you've made it a very enjoyable experience for me!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 188,183 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Brain Over Brawn by Ochita reviews
A 17 year old physicist child prodigy from America winds up on a certain Taiyokai's land. But how can Sesshomaru kill her when she keeps outsmarting him? SesshomaruXoc. Poor Sesshomaru...Chapter10 is up
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Sesshomaru
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Youkai in the Caribbean! by Draconic Ban-Sidhe reviews
PotCxInu Naraku has been defeated, but the last shard is still lost...until Inuyasha, Kagome and Sesshoumaru who's been dragged along for the ride go to the Caribbean, where Jack has a shard...as one of his hair ornaments!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
30 Ways to Make Umino Iruka Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
A 30 Ways, Irukastyle! God, that was cheesy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Iruka U., Deidara - Complete
30 Ways to Make Kiba Ratha Angry by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to annoy the dog ninja! Title varies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
30 Ways to Drive Sakura Crazy by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Two 30 Ways stories in one day! Oh, yeah!How to drive our Sasukeobsessed multipairer up the walls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Love Forgotten by JoyfulMusic reviews
COMPLETE Edward is split between two lives. He finds that the heart remembers what the mind does not.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 105,702 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Sasuke Punch You in the Teeth by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to annoy our Stoic Sharingan user.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Hyuuga Neji Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 SureFire ways to annoy our Byakugan user extrordinare. Requested by Garden of Everything.I thouroughly enjoyed writing this one, and hope you'll enjoy reading it. :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H.
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
A Wish Come True? by KawaiiGameFreak reviews
What happens when the characters from Super Smash Bros. get zapped into the 'real'world?Well...teachers get zapped,houses blow up and tubas are used as weapons!Co writen by Alecia and Ashely, best buds and felo gamers!Part 1 of The Wish Series!COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,344 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
How to Smile by whitejaderabbit reviews
Believe the impossible. Live, love and let live. Challenge the limits of normality. Live your life to it's fullest. Hold no regrets, and enjoy your existence. A light and inspiring romance. ShinoOC COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Shino A. - Complete
The Reluctant Royal by Grignard reviews
Haru must complete three impossible tasks given by her Uncle, the King, while assisted by the mysterious Baron. BaronHaru
Cat Returns - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Cazcatharsis reviews
Two young girls stumble into a world much different than the one their used to. An outsider's view of the BPRD world and the mysteries of both. Get's a little nasty. WIP
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,846 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Perils of Coffee by Sol1056 reviews
Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Moriquendi by Fan81981 reviews
Mirkwood is under threat and an alliance is the only way to save it. Will Legolas be able to make the needed sacrifice?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 238,178 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
To Protect by Zeh Wulf reviews
AU In the new Meiji era, a rurouni is taken into the home of a young girl with a strange talent. She can see things that no one else can, but her happiness is for show. Something is coming and for once she is blind to the future. (Complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,637 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Kenshin - Complete
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Jade reviews
My four year old calico cat. Died April 26, 2010 of acute kidney failure. This is the eulogy I wrote for her direct after I got home from the veterinarian's. I miss her so much, and it hasn't even been a year.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Doe Eyes reviews
They weren't exactly puppy eyes; they weren't brown and couldn't be called innocent by any means...but they had their charms. She wasn't exactly cuddly like a kitten; she was skittish and flighty. Like a doe. AU TamakiXHaruhi, slight HunnyXReiko, MoriXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., R. Kasonada
Requiem of a Wandering Spirit reviews
Even before Aizen, there were past mysteries that went unsolved. The notorious Massacre of Rukongai is one such mystery, but how was the Juubantai's odd new recruit involved in the destruction? HitsuXOC, Hinted HitsuXHina. Set 3 years after the Winter War
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,152 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - T. Hitsugaya
Moss reviews
He was just an old man. An old man with a parrot I was tasked to feed. I didn't even know him that well. But...why do I feel this way? Why do I miss him so much? OC In memory of my own grandpa.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - T. End - Complete
Repentant Judgment reviews
Alone, injured, and fading. Lost in a strange world. What if he had failed to protect her that night? OC Character death, AU, AR, connected to Requiem of a Wandering Spirit. A sort of "what might have happened" kinda thing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Gates to Equinox reviews
Yukari, a thief with no past, is betrayed by her comrades and sent on a wild journey across the 5 Shinobi nations with only her wits. Stowing away on a hijacked trading ship, she ends up in Suna weak and injured...and in the custody of the Kazekage. AR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Gaara
Insidious Discrepancy reviews
When Ookami Clan members turn fifteen, they go into heat. Yukari missed by a few years, and it finally hits her. Hard. when the opportunity presents itself, will she be able to control herself when she comes face to face with the one she loves? FIRST LIME
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Antecedent Terminus reviews
I'm sucked into the world of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Will I be able to cope with all the dangers and the stress of knowing everything? Permanent hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,371 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Link
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