Crystalkei
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Joined 06-25-07, id: 1309882, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
Author has written 33 stories for Firefly, Bend it Like Beckham, West Wing, Being Human, Hunger Games, Terra Nova, and Avengers.

3/1/2012 EDIT: find me on tumblr. Lots of notes about fic and Friday's are One Sentence Fic days where you can prompt me with a ship and a word and I'll write a one sentence fic. cupcakesandtv(dot)tumblr

10/26/2011 EDIT: Just a note, I hate updating to FF.net. If you check out my LJ there is more fic there.

29 yr old SAHM. This is what I do for fun. I write...a lot. I love me some Rayne Shipping...and Firefly is the only thing I've been brave enough to write. I think it has something to do with the fact it was canceled before we got a real picture of the 'verse, that makes it easier to write the fic for it.

I've branched out a bit, but the fic is still sparse. I'm really enjoying BilB fic at the moment. It's a small fandom, but I'll keep writing in it. Feel free to correct my Brit-isms.

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It Goes Down Easy by une fille reviews
Forwards & backwards, then up & down. And the non-stop spinning. That's what it feels like. That's how they are together. Sequel to Easy Girl
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,332 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
Delta Rain Torrents by Neroli reviews
Sequel to Delta Rain, the bonds between River and Jayne get put to the test. Chapter 4 now up.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,052 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 4/11/2004
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Mimosas and Versace reviews
Trying to extricate themselves from a situation, Clint ruins Natasha's Versace dress. She is not pleased.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
None of Your Business reviews
Tony observes the way Clint and Natasha interact while eating shawarma. Inspired by the bonus scene at the end of the movie and by Marvi's tags on tumblr for me about how much junk could be stuck in poor Nat's cleavage after the final battle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Come Home reviews
Carter thinks he's doing what's best by breaking it off. Instead the two of them are just miserable.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Carter, Skye - Complete
To Put Her Back Together reviews
A year after the portal is destroyed, Skye is still being stalked by Lucas and Carter has vowed to kill him. Trigger warning for discussion of rape not pictured just discussed.
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Skye, Carter - Complete
Birthday Drinks reviews
Maddy's 18th birthday party was awesome. She just can't really remember it. Back when I wrote Barbarians and Rampaging Women I had a throw away line about Mark holding Maddy's hair while she puked on her birthday. A few of you asked me to write that fic.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Reynolds, Maddy S. - Complete
The Heat of the Day reviews
It's too hot to do absolutely anything, Skye is sure of it. Carter disagrees. Porny bits.
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Skye, Carter - Complete
Six Days to Crazy reviews
This came from a one sentence fic prompt, I wrote the sentence and then was challenged to write a story around it. Because Stef didn't think I could make it believable for mark to hold a gun to Maddy's head. So...Maddy is missing, Mark is out of control.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Maddy S., Reynolds - Complete
The Grill reviews
Mark, Josh, and Jim scheme to build a grill. They don't need plans, they're just going to wing it.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Reynolds, Maddy S. - Complete
Barbarians and Rampaging Women reviews
Filled for a prompt back before the finale at the Terra Nova Christmas Challenge on LJ. The colony is getting some new population rules that will mean people have to start having babies. But Maddy is NOT okay with these new policies. Future!fic
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Maddy S., Reynolds - Complete
Yesterday's Todo List reviews
Post ep for Proof. After returning from duty away from the colony, he's angry to hear what's gone down while he was gone. Rom Com with a side of creepy at the very end.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Maddy S., Reynolds - Complete
The Crotchety Mechanic reviews
Reynolds needs to retrieve the broken down rover before anyone can notice but he's not really a mechanic. He's going to need some help. Post episode missing scene from 1x07 Nightfall.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Reynolds, Maddy S. - Complete
Daddy's Girl reviews
A missing or post episode scene where Mark has a bit of an emotional moment due to recent events. Post episode 1x05 Bylaw. Reynolds x Maddy through Jim's eyes.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Maddy S., Reynolds - Complete
More Than Yesterday reviews
What if Reynolds was the mole? Maddy's heartbreaking realization and what she does about it.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Maddy S., Reynolds - Complete
The Completely Screwed Up and Overly Complicated H reviews
This story fills in from the last chapter of Mockingjay to the Epilogue. How did someone who was so against having children decide she wanted two? Peeta is going to show you.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
May Angels Lead You reviews
After Mitchell's gone, George, Nina, and especially Annie have to go on living. George and Nina have a baby to prepare for and Annie must sort out her feelings for Mitchell and find out if he can be saved.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011
Rollercoaster reviews
Jess/Joe drabble post Going Pro
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/24/2008
Going Pro reviews
Jess has graduated from university and Joe's got an offer for her to play. But who wants to play professional football for your ex-boyfriend?
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,489 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Duck for President reviews
Josh has a bone to pick with a certain children's book. Post series, future!fic J/D beta'd by lauraonbway and bexatious
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Donna M., Josh L. - Complete
Ain't the Marryin' Type reviews
Will River and Jayne ever get married? The crew would like to know. Oneshot reposted with a few less errors.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
It's a Little 'Verse reviews
What's bad enough to make River and Jayne call it quits? Rayne:Fluff, Action, a bitty bit of angst.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Jayne, River
Diversion reviews
River gets to be the diversion in this job. Ficlet Rayneish. I left their relationship sort of ambigous. It could be rayne or prerayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Security Blankets and Molasses Cookies reviews
River makes cookies...but for who?
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - River, Simon - Complete
Pranks and Consequences reviews
River plays a joke on Jayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
You Think You Can Do These Things reviews
Kaylee tries to ease Simon's worries.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Unexpected Visitor reviews
Simon and River get a visit from mommy. KS Post BDM, this story has been revised so it doesn't suck.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Casual Sex reviews
River has her first sexual encounter and it's not all silk sheets and rose petals. No smut here folks, just a confused and irritated killer woman. One shot...if you wish to cram it into my 'verse, you can tilt your head, squint and call it prerayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
A Little Privacy reviews
What are the ladies of Serenity doing with their free time?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Old Friends reviews
Someone from Zoe's past has a job for the crew. Rayne, KS
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Face Down reviews
River's gettin' beat by her man. Warning! Domestic Abuse! Cliched? you betcha, i consider it an exercise in angst.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - River - Complete
Trouble In A Skirt reviews
Same 'verse as my others. An actiony story...Rayne, with SimonKaylee and the rest of the gang!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Missing Pieces reviews
Rayne, post BDM, stand alone that can fit into my 'verse anywhere after right time. It's a bit angsty. It isn't beta'd, so feel free to point out any glaring grammatical errors. I tried my best. D
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Right Time reviews
Simon and Kaylee's baby is coming early, River and Jayne start...something. Plus glimpses into the past. Post BDM...a continuation of my Unexpected Visitor 'verse. Not mine...Joss's 'verse, I just play with his dinosaurs. Thanks to fab beta Chazzer!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
What About Magdalene? reviews
What should Simon and Kaylee name the baby?
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete