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Joined 06-26-07, id: 1309994, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

I am greatterriblebeauty.

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Popcorn & Chocolate Syrup Blog --> http://popocornchocolatesyrup.wordpress.com/

I have joined the thousands of kids my age entering college, and unfortunately, I do not have all of my stories on my laptop, they are on my PC at home...so when I get the chance, I will try to update them ASAP! Sorry for this horrible predicament :(

BOOKS:

TWILIGHT SERIES:Black Dagger Brotherhood:House of Night:Blue Bloods:Pendragon:Midnight Breed:Gemma Doyle Trilogy:Pellinor Series: Ellen Hopkins' Books:If I Told You I Love You, I'd Have to Kill You / Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy:Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:Inheritance:Harry Potter:Night:Harris and Me:Artemis Fowl:Romeo and Juliet:Out of the Dust:The Five People You Meet in Heaven:My Sister's Keeper:City of Bones/City of Ashes:Wicked Lovely:The Host:The Mediator Series:

MUSIC:

Alana Grace:The All-American Rejects:All Time Low:Aly & AJ:Angels & Airwaves:Antigone Rising:Augustana:Better Than Ezra:Big & Rich:Black Tide:Blue October:Boys Like Girls:Brand New:Breaking Benjamin:Cartel:The Click Five:Crossin Dixon:Eskimo Joe:Evanescence:Fall Out Boy:Finger Eleven:Franz Ferdinand:Goo Goo Dolls:Hilary Duff:I Nine:Ingram Hill:Incubus:Jack Johnson:Jonas Brothers:Kanye West:Lady Antebellum:Lilix:Lindsey Haun:Linkin Park:Little Big Town:Mandy Moore:Matchbox Twenty:Metro Station:Michelle Branch:Miranda Lambert:Natasha Bedingfield:Nickelback:Nine Days:OneRepublic:Panic! At the Disco:Papa Roach:Paramore:Ratatat:The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus:Regina Spektor:Relient K:Rhianna:Santana:The Secret Handshake:Seether:Simon Webbe:Skye Sweetnam:State of Shock:Third Eye Blind:Three Days Grace:The Verve:Young Love:3OH!3:Cute is What We Aim For: Rammstin:A Fine Frenzy:Taylor Swift:Michael Buble:Sia:O.A.R.:Lifehouse:Jon McLaughlin:The Used:Atreyu:Apocoliptica:Daft Punk:Course of Nature:Everlife:Saving Abel:Theory of a Deadman:The Ting Tings:Robbie Williams:Nada Surf:Klaxons:Arcade Fire: The Script

TV:

Gilmore Girls:One Tree Hill:Friday Night Lights:LOST:Falcon Beach:The Office:Wildfire:Punked:Heros:LA Ink:Forensic Files:The Mentalist

Movies:

Gladiator: 3:10 to Yuma:300:Pearl Harbor:Juno:A Cinderella Man:Pirates:Matrix:Rocky:Mission: Impossibe:Bourne:She's the Man:King Kong:Batman Begins:Spiderman:Cars:Walk the Line:The Grudge:The Ring:Armageddon:The Lake House:X-Men:Freedom Writers:Lion King:Dodge Ball:Zoolander:Monty Python and the Holy Grail:Must Love Dogs

Random Facts:

I love watching football. I play volleyball, ski, read, travel, and ride horses. I like to write and hang out with my friends. I love watching movies and I like drinking chai lattes. I have all these great ideas, but it seems impossible for me to get them down on paper. I have a wild imagination. I am a senior in high school. I love hanging out with my family, my parents and my sister are awesome. I love music, and I like to run. I like things organized, but my room is a mess. I am in love with more than one fictional character and I am not afraid to declare it = I think moochers are annoying...I like getting reviews -wink-wink- and I will most likely always respond back...

Quotes:

“Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...”

“Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you"Kirstin Dunst

"Life is a bitter cup in which we are all forced to drink"

"There is no shame in loving; it is the sign of a generous heart, and the pain the price of an open soul"

"Sarah: Maybe I’m not cut out for life in the fast lane... Molly: Fast Lane? You’re not even on the on-ramp!" (Must Love Dogs)

"He’s looking for the whole dance, and I’m still learning the steps." (Must Love Dogs)

"This is a new look for you. You’ve gone beyond pajamas and you’re not wearing the bed." (Must Love Dogs)

"It’s nice to meet you… not again." (Must Love Dogs)

"She was my Haley’s Comet." (Must Love Dogs)

"Austin what are you doing?
Something I should have done a long time ago…"(A Cinderella Story)

"Your clothes never wear as well the next day, your hair never falls in quite the same way, but you never seem to run out of things to say… this is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world. She looked so sad in photographs but I absolutely loved her, when she smiled. This is the story of a girl, whose pretty face she hid from the world…" (Absolutly (Story of a Girl) Ninedays)

"My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be."

"If all the world is a stage, I want to be the trap door."

"Life is too short for chess."

"I’ve heard true love is the soul’s recognition of its counterpart. I got that off a bumper sticker." (Wedding crashers)

"Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, bring my ale, clean my clothes and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freakin’ think so."

"Life isn’t like a box of chocolates; it’s more like a jar of jalapenos."

"Whenever a choice is made based on the excuse “life’s too short”, it’s certain that life will be just long enough to punish you for it."

"If ants had nuclear weapons, they would end the world in a week…probably less."

"Dig a hole, label it love."

"Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius."

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"Love isn't a feeling, it is an ability"

Don't Trust Me:

Interior of Edward's house for Bella's party: http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/1207/14/McWeddings_1.jpg
Bella's dress for the party: http://www.simplydresses.com/shop/viewitem-PD373016
Bella's shoes for the party: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IFjX6ExlBsQ/RYh3lHFFoNI/AAAAAAAAAEE/ZzV2TlIWhBg/s400/italian_heels06.jpg
Bella's engagement ring: http://content.costco.ca/Images/Content/Product/860888c.jpg

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Say that you love me by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward Cullen is known for his hard partying and many sexual encounters. However, one night he meets a girl named Bella at a party, and she wants something he's never known, a relationship. Lemons. A different take on "player Edward"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Debutante Ball by sunburnt reviews
[Not DH compliant] Lily and James are in their seventh year. Lily is making her debut and she needs an escort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,350 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Don't Trust Me reviews
Edward, a cocky SOB, believes he can get every girl he desires, but Rosalie bets him that he can't get every girl. Being as cocky as he is, he takes the bet. What happens when Rose is talking about the girl who distruts men the most?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,554 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Breathless reviews
Both Bella and Edward are humans, who meet on a trip that their schools are taking to Italy. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007
Blinded reviews
Edward, the star hockey player at Forks High School, is in a band called, "Pucker Up". What happens when he is playing at a local club and sees a beautiful girl? Who is she and how had he not seen her? All human - co-written with Schuyler James
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Heaven Forbid reviews
Bella has been a vampire for several hundred years, living in Volterra, Italy. Aro tells her about the other vampire clans who, like her, are also vegetarians. She decides to go on a trip to meet these vampires. changed from T to M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007
Turning Dreams Into Reality reviews
All Human. Bella, a top-notch editor for a publishing company, is in love Tyler Crowly, pro baseball player for the Boston RedSox. Bella starts having strange dreams, involving the same gorgeous bronze haired man. What happens when they meet in reality?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Five Minutes To Midnight reviews
Edward is hunting in the forest and comes upon a girl. He doesn't realize that this girl is his exact brand of heroin...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
Stolen reviews
Edward and Bella's lifestyles are switched...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2007
Beautiful Disaster reviews
Edward has met the love of his life. Or so he thought...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007
The Adventure reviews
Edward catches Bella's scent in the Phoenix mall...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2007