Once upon a time I was an aspiring author of great fanfiction. Then I took a number of objects to the knee. Now I am just an aspiring author.
So like, guys. I wrote a short novel. You can read it here:
My hobbies are playing the upright bass, banjo, ukulele, guitar, procrastinating, participating in hipsterly activities with my buddies, writing.
p.s. did I mention you could read my novel here?