Poll: Should I post all of my works, even the unfinished ones? Vote Now!
Author has written 61 stories for Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, GunSmith Cats, Fairy Tail, Blue Seed, Warcraft, and X-overs.
Name: Missy or Ryleigh, whichever
I write whatever pops into my head, which sometimes people don't like, but I'm at the age where I just don't care anymore. If you don't like my writing style or my plots, that's fine with me, but don't just leave some anon flame because you don't agree with it. I respect those that use their accounts to tell me what they don't like. My only advice for those that don't like what I write/post is this: don't read it. There are plenty of other authors that write...read their work. Otherwise, I'm going to ignore the whining and bitching and just write what I want. That's the whole point of fanfiction in the first place...to write things you think others like you will like. I encourage everyone to write what they enjoy...you never know, there may be others out there like you. I have made many precious friends on this site and I wish them worlds of happiness.
-If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.
No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.
If you think that Asuma should NOT have died, put this in your profile. I mean, seriously. She finds out she's pregnant and then he dies before she gets the chance to tell him. How sad is that? (whoops, did I just spoil somethin?)
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, when you're born you're PINK.
When you grow up you're WHITE.
When you're sick, you're GREEN.
When you go in the sun you turn RED.
When you're cold you turn BLUE.
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
Okay...I think I have created a bit of confusion. My earlier one shots (I.E.: Stereotypes, Swimming Lessons, Twinkle Twinkle, Heartfelt Confessions, and My Living Canvas) are connected in a weird, and oddly off, way. However, the new one shots (Flora and Fauna, Living in the Shadows, Iron Maiden of Memories, and Blow Wind, Blow) is not linked to these. They are part of a separate line of one shots that will be known as my Allied Medical Corps Arc. Okay, now that that has been clarified, I will continue working on my stories.
Okay, it seems that people are getting their knickers in a twist over my AMC Arc stories...you know who you are and why i said that. So, here's a small explanation. I reread through the story and I don't think i saw anywhere that said Sai was actually AFRAID. You have to remember, this arc (as a fanfic) is when they are much older. They are in their early to mid twenties (Sasuke is back, that should tell you something about how this pertains to the canon). Sai has had plenty of time to learn emotions. They aren't actually AFRAID, they just don't know who she is or what she's capable of, so they show her a healthy respect. The 'abject horror' was at the supposed ghost, which don't exist, even there. Anyone would display some sort of emotion if they saw something that wasn't supposed to exist. And Hinata isn't really overpowered, it's just that no one has really seen the culmination of her training. If Naruto had had the chance to actually fight, instead of being ambushed and tortured, he could have easily overpowered anything Hinata did. And Naruto's not a faggot...I don't know how you got that...So here's my advice...if you don't like my arcs, don't read them...it's that simple. I'm not changing my writing because a few people think that it's not 'canon enough'. The point in fanfics is to write about the things you wished happened but don't really. Sometimes it follows the canon, sometimes it doesn't. So if you want to read something that follows canon, don't read my stories, because I don't like how the manga and anime turned out and this is my way of 'changing it'. Well, I feel better about that, so i'm going to work on Paradise Found, Nekos and Behind Emerald Eyes, so later all!
I just wanted to say 'huh'. I was rather surprised at how many people liked Laurier Noir, considering it's not one of the plot lines I generally run with. Plus I wrote all that in one night while I was lying in bed, unable to sleep because of my pneumonia coughing fit. I was afraid it sucked...but apparently most of the people who read it want me to make a sequel...lol
Okay, so, apparently things have changed while I've been away...I just had a story removed that has been on here over a year...apparently the title/summary isn't 'everyone friendly' so I have to rework the title and summary in order for it to acceptable. For all those that reviewed it, thank you, and I'm sorry that it was removed, but I really didn't think that it would be an issue, as there really wasn't anything bad about it. Anyways, for those that had liked it, it will be renamed and the summary changed to fit the site's guidelines.
If there is one thing that ticks me off, it's a profile of someone who doesn't write, but has a lot to say about OTHER people's stories and not ONE BIT OF IT IS GOOD! I LOATHE people like that. And I found a PRIME EXAMPLE. MizuRasengan is a reader only profile with no stories posted, but seems to enjoy tearing aspiring authors down. I don't care HOW BAD a story is, if you don't have something constructive to say, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!! Just because you're too much of a coward to post anything of your own here doesn't mean you have the right to abuse authors who have the guts to put themselves out there. Telling people you wish they were in a coma?! Really?!
Unsafe External Link