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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

ATTENTION: ANYONE WANTING TO CONTACT SEA, PLEASE LEAVE AS A REVIEW ON ONE OF HER STORIES OR GO TO EDWARDANDFANGDREAMS4LIFE'S FICTIONPRESS PAGE AND SEND A MESSAGE FROM THERE. THANKS.

Hey guys! EdwardandFangdreams4life—or just Sea and Jay—have ideas, have thoughts of great importance! (cough cough) Will Turner rox! And Fang! And Edward! (I could go on...) May the horse be with you! ;P

Hello people! welcome to the wonderful page of two obsessive girls. cough cough Did I say anything?? Jay

Hi, people…creatures…things…right. Well, I hope you enjoy your stay here…got lots of fun things, including quotes, some copy/paste things, stories, and links. Enjoy, enjoy, and my dear friends, don’t forget to enjoy! Hey, what diid you think of the avatar? Ewan McGregor is sooooooooooooooo dreamy!! (especially in Down With Love!! sigh) ~SeA

About Jay (The Edward fan)

name: didn't I already spell it??

age: I'm not as old as I look

height: in centimeters or inches??

looks: my eye sight is pretty good

My favorite color is blue.

Hey I just thought of something: Blue Jay

Awesome

Jay

About Sea (the Fang/Iggy fan)

Name: Nothing of consequence
Age: as old as my tongue
Height: Shut-up
Looks: ...
My favorite color is black.
The Dead Sea.
You get the point.

~SeA

Pairings SeA Supports:

Max • Fang (MR)
Will • Elizabeth (PotC)
Edward • Bella (Twilight...or Edward • Me...)
Zekk • Jaina!! (extended universe of SW...Gosh, these people BELONG WITH EACHOTHER!! DIE JAG, DIE!! Um...right.)
Luke Skywalker • Mara Jade (SW...extended)
Christine • Erik (I just love Erik to death for some reason…and he just loves Christine so much…more so than Raoul, I think. I mean, Erik would murder for her…and then he loves her enough to let her go…)

Stories

The Angel of the Opera: One of Sea’s—“The Angel of Music sings songs in my head the Angel of Music sings songs in my head.” Ch.2 rewritten. “The Phantom of the Opera” today, but with the characters from Maximum Ride. Chapter 2 has been rewritten, Chapter 3 is in the process of being written. Hopefully will be updated soon. Debating upon whether to continue it or not, do to lack of reviews. Also, I was just informed that I updated one chapter twice...and not the other chapter. So read Ch. 4 people. It'll make more sense.

The Talkshow of Insanity: Sea’s first ff. What would happen if some of the characters from “The Pirates of the Caribbean”, “The Lord of the Rings”, “Star Wars”, “Van Helsing”, Maximum Ride, and possibly more were on a talkshow? Chaos! Written as a script. Scene 1 has been slightly rewritten at the end. Hopefully Scene 8 will be up soon. Probablly not. I write this story as I think of funny (cough stupid cough) stuff, which takes a while...

Not Fang: Sea’s. “No!” I screamed, restricting the urge to shove the girl. “He’s not dead! He’s alive I tell you! He is! He is! You’re lying to me!” Finished. What if Fang died in MR2.

~Copy/Paste & Misc.~

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
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(If you think Edward Cullen is hotter...copy and paste this on your profile. ~Jay

If you think Jay is a fuddy-duddy for saying Edward was hotter than Fang...copy and paste this to your profile. ~SeA~

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

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If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (Not necessarily believe…but a girl can dream, right? Right? Right?! RIGHT?! That’s what I thought. ;P )

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

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If you ever wish you could give Erik a nice, big hug to make him feel better, copy and paste this onto your profile (or “The Phantom” or “the Opera Ghost” from “The Phantom of the Opera” for those of you who have not read the book which is written by Gaston Leroux. If you have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about, then just ignore this one.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyezz

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Absentminded (figuratively)—when you check a fanfic to see if it has been updated…and then remember that you’re the writing it.
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Went a little overboard…right.

Enjoy!

These are Jays favorite quotes from Eclipse. SO FAR

"Penguins," "Lovely"EDWARD

"See." I said out loud-talking to inanimate objects, never a good sign-"That's not so horrible, is it?"

I stood there llike an idiot for a second, not quite able to admit I wasn't having any lasting effect against scienctific principles. Then, with a sigh, I put the magnets back on the fridge, a foot apart.

"There's no need to be so inflexable," I mutttered. Bella

OMG!! I am sooooooo sorry people! I haven't updated in so long...gosh, i am so sorry! (i just know that someone made a little SeA voodoo doll by now!) Gosh, i'm so sorry! I've been really busy lately w/ stuff, mostly my fictionpress, and then my blog, and then other stuff. ERG!! I am terribly terribly sorry! Please forgive me! Please! I can't believe how bad i've been...I will try to update, but donot get ur hopes up! ~SeA~

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" ~JAY

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

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Hard to Concentrate by CGarman reviews
SEQUEL TO COFFEE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER! As marriage starts being the next step Bella and Edward decide to take a step back from the norm. Joy, heartache, and love! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,040 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5512 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Promise Not to Slip Away by writable reviews
COMPLETE! "How bad is he?" she asked, the tears flowing stubbornly, despite her wishes for them not to. "He's as good as he can be in this situation, detective," the doctor replied. Oneshot, please review!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Loving Mr Cullen by Masen'sGirL reviews
Isabella Swan is a believer of true love. However her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,974 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Secret Romancing Of Mara Jade by SailorLeia reviews
Luke and Mara have started dating in secret. While the family thinks Luke's secret girlfriend is imaginary. Adventures around every bend! Rating T just to play it safe. New CHAPTER up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,003 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because I love you by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
Sequel! Edward and Bella are finally together and try to fit in their new lives. What do you live for when you got what you fought for? Lots of old/new faces and new dark secrets that might get Bella in danger.Some jealousy, twists, romance, and drama! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hero Heredity by LindsayQ reviews
Vietnam brings a whole new generation of Heroes together. FutureFic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Captain Jack Blakeney and the Scarlet Pirate by Baroness Emma reviews
What happens when Sir Percy Blakeney and Captain Jack Sparrow switch places? A lot of zaniness, that's for sure! A pure crack!fic. ON HIATUS. PROBABLY WILL NOT BE UPDATED.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Free Press by Krita reviews
Never in a million years would I be with someone as arrogant as you, never would I break my own heart that way. Edward Cullen, you don't know what you're up against. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 124,523 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At The Dimming Of The Day by Baroness Emma reviews
Missing scene from "Eldorado". How do Percy and Marguerite cope with their constant separation? An intimate but non-graphic love scene. Mature themes. T-plus, if you will.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Irresistible by paulinatheweena reviews
Edward is a player. And Bella is new at Forks High School. She won't tolerate his man-whoreish ways-no matter how hard he tries. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Maximum Parenthood by IdiotAmerica56 reviews
Maximum Ride and Fang get married, and decide to have a couple of kids! What could possibly go wrong? A whole lot, actually. [R&R][FAX]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007
One by Baroness Emma reviews
How do you keep a relationship strong after twenty years? By having it be strong in the first place. A bit of Margot/Percy fluff.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Pirates in the Fellowship by Psycho Elf v2.0 reviews
*NEWLY EDITED/reposted* follow up to Rangers and pirates:years after their trip to the Caribbean, Aragorn and Legolas meet up once more with their two pirate friends as the Fellowship is being formed. friendships will form and insaneness will ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
Hollywood Here We Are by sarahandkate reviews
Sequel to BC:HELLO&GOODBYE. Bella, Rose, Alice & Serena are now the popular group, "Toxique". Four years later, she and Edward are reunited. Will they pick up from where they left off? Or will more drama ruin their relationship? AH/OOC. Suck@Summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Droit de Seigneur by OnlyOneSymptom reviews
AU Cullen family are feudal lord-types. Edward claims his droit de seigneur.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,761 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Isabella: The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships by Reaching Out reviews
Young Isabella Swan is growing up in the early 1900's.At birth she is betrothed to Edward Masen Jr. When the Epidemic strikes they will land on hard times in their fast growing relationship. Will Isabella end up alone? Or will she find true love again?B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,470 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power of the Ocean by Aveza reviews
[SQL to Astrid][Jack's daughter fic] One Girl. One Dream. One Ship. One Course. One Love... And Distant Opportune Moments... All to Find... One Man. One Pirate. One Treasure. One's Self... and the father who never was.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 221,787 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2005
Battle Scars by Crimson White reviews
Caspian was expecting someone older, someone wiser, someone, well, a little more experienced in the art of battle. Can a moment of boys being boys show him just how battle worn the Pevensie brothers really are?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by heart of a buddha.lol reviews
Little Gazzy is hearing a lot of colourful words. Fang and Max aren't being honest as to what they really mean. How will it come back to bite them? Rated T. VERY explicit language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
The Birthday Ball by Maisedoat reviews
Follows the Letters from France series below and takes place at the ball in honour of Lady Blakeney's Birthday. But where is her husband, the Prince of Dandies?
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Wedding Night and Wedding Morn by Maisedoat reviews
On board The Day Dream, and man and a woman reach out to each other.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Uninvited Opinions by MaraLSky reviews
Random characters dropping in unannounced in scenes where they just don't belong--and putting their two cents in. Part 1: Han drops in and catches Luke stealing a kiss...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Luke S., Han S.
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Falling In Love Back Then by Bellacullen1901 reviews
It's 1918 and Bella has moved to Chicago. She meets Edward and there is an immediate reaction. Will their love flourish? Or will something or someone get in the way? Vampires in the future! it's better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,104 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
Rangers and Pirates by Psycho Elf v2.0 reviews
*REposted after a 3year absence!* LOTR/POTC crossover: Injured on his way to visit his dear friend Legolas, a young Estel is taken to a new world of men and pirates. while back in Middle Earth, Legolas and Aragorn's family work desperatly to get him back
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Got It Bad by She Who Shall Go Nameless reviews
THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE twoshot. Whatever happened at that Yankees DoubleHeader? You know, Millie and Jimmy's first planned outing? And just how bad does Jimmy have it?
Thoroughly Modern Millie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2008
The Beautiful Love by crescent09 reviews
Edward and Bella were bethroted 18 years ago but were never infatuated due to their distance. When she moves right next door to him, the opposites begin to attract. How hard can it be to resist the beautiful, conceited but alluring Edward? All Human, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Dog In The Fellowship by TheWall reviews
After dying in her own world, Nat must accustom herself to a new form in a new world, and try to figure out what her purpose is. R and R plz
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,868 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/19/2005
Alternate Reality by Christy Tortland reviews
Christine's world is turned upside down when alternate versions of herself and Erik drop into her life. Can the alternate Christine convince her that she's making a mistake by choosing Raoul over Erik? EC, AU. 2004 moviebased.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Christine, Erik
Traditions by katyfriday reviews
Sir Percy introduces Lady Blakeney to a traditional English Christmas...
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Goodbye Max by Wally-West-Go-Zoom reviews
Fang abandons the Flock to destroy Itex. He succeeds and Max and the others think he died with the evil company. 7 years later, this theory might not be so true. . . Major Fax, Nudgy . . .First Max Ride fanfic, so be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
The End by moongoddess286 reviews
Alternate end to MR3, contains spoilers, beware. Just fluff, fun to write. Oneshot turned longer. More FAX than the real MR3, thank goodness. Come on, JP.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
Lullaby by Argenteus Draco reviews
LukeMara fluff. 'You mean you never heard any lullabies' Luke asked. 'I refuse to believe it.'
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Green Eyed and Territorial by ginchy-amanda reviews
Luke has a blind date. LM AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
For the Next Three Minutes by Jade Pilot reviews
Mara Jade loses a bet and perhaps her heart. LM Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
The Phantom of the Middle School by monpetiteange13 reviews
Ok Erik is a new student at a new school!He has a nice mom too. Maybe Erik will make a few new friends to?Who knows just read. This story is something I like to write in my free time when Im bored.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Erik
Somebody's Angel by VanHelsings angel reviews
Quick fic. A friend returns to Erik for the last time.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Erik - Complete
The Angel's Return by Emilie Rose reviews
What if Christine had returned to Erik as he lay dying of love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
His Best Man by tanyart reviews
Iggy hates shopping, but he’ll go with Fang anyways. ‘Cause really now, it’s what best friends are for. [future!fax][Check out the sequel, 'His Bachelor Party']
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by CocaCola Gold reviews
AU Max the female bounty hunter, Fang the thorn in her side. Finding the secrets to the past, on the run from people they don't know, fun stuff like that. Give it a try, what's to lose? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
The Mask and the Slipper by Lady Rosesong reviews
EVER AFTER meets POTO. Erik has been sold into slavery by his evil stepmother and the thing he longs for most is revenge. However, by chance he meets a girl who stirs a new longing within him. There's just one problem: she's a princess. EC all the way!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,056 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Erik, Christine
Crash Into Me by O'Malley's Girl reviews
AU oneshot, set between Callista's departure and Spector of the Past. Loneliness descends on the Jedi Master as he realizes that he might be in love again with Mara. Who is, according to the rest of the galaxy, seeing Lando.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Why Didn't I Say It? by Insane Winged Girl reviews
Max is regretting something big. Why didn't she say it then, when she had a chance? Humiliation? No. Someting else... FAX NUDGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Just One Day by Irene Sharda reviews
Elizabeth's feelings after Will's departure at the end of POTC3: At World's End. A romantic oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
There Is No Passion by Chi no Kaori reviews
I know you're supposed to keep your eyes on your opponent, but really, Skywalker...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
Moonlight Kisses by Jade Pilot reviews
LM and ZJ AU. The trouble with tree houses.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
A Friend in Need by Jade Pilot reviews
LM. AU story. Mara finds herself in need of rescuing and doesn't like it one bit.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Of Lipstick and Baked Goods by Jade Pilot reviews
Yoda contemplates the nature of females and their adoration of ObiWan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Picking Up Mama by ginchy-amanda reviews
Daddy!Luke Fluff. Luke and little Ben pick up Mara from the spaceport after a mission.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Revolutions of the Heart by lateBloomer04 reviews
COMPLETE! Hist AU postCotBP Elizabeth and Will were engaged but due to a cruel twist of fate, they were separated. 7 years later, amid the backdrop of the Revolutionary War, fate gives them another chance at love. But are they brave enough to take it?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,351 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
On Names and Taxonomies by Anne Maria reviews
During a fight, Mara Jade experiences something completely new and strange to her. Will she face the consequences of her reaction, or will she keep running away from them forever?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
Home by edleweiss reviews
Some PercyMargot fluff that takes place shortly after the events of The Scarlet Pimpernel. Modeled after the chapter in the book, Richmond.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Saving Skywalker by AgentJade reviews
Luke goes missing, Mara finds him in rough shape and takes him somewhere safe, realizing that she is more concerned about him than she is comfortable with. A little fic showing Mara's growing attraction and change of attitude towards Luke. LukeMara
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Gavotte by katyfriday reviews
Rumours circulate about Lady Blakeney... is she at the centre of another scandal? One dance sets tongues wagging...
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Et Velle Et Perficere by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
Erik is fostered by Christine's parents and sent off to boarding school with her. This is their story. Please read and review. ModerndayAU EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,019 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005
Comfort by SadArticle reviews
Marguerite misses Percy, but finds that she is never far from his heart. Another Marguerite vignette, small and fluffy.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
The Protector by WordBird reviews
She is no one. No one knows who she is, what she is, or where she's from. She has many names. But who is she really? And why does it matter? ofclego
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Legolas
The Contest by Lady Bedivere reviews
When it comes to matters of the heart, Percy and Marguerite are at odds about who better knows them.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
St Valentine's by AMarguerite reviews
Percy and Marguerite fluff for Valentine's Day. Completely plotless, but it's fluff. :D
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
In Answer to Many, Many Letters to Urban del Rey by Hiro-tyre reviews
Each of God's beings, from the lowliest up, is entitled to at least a few moments of genuine privacy. Well, privacy is highly overrated. The Reunion Scene as Morgenstern never told it.
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
When Stars Collide by campingwiththecharmings reviews
ABH::AU::Pre TPM: You and Obi Wan Kenobi loathe one another and everyone in the Jedi Temple knows it...so why in the world would they pair the two of you up for a mission without your Masters to control you? FINISHED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,351 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Got Guardian Angel? reviews
After Fang and max have a small fight, Max's guardian angel named Andrew, who just so happens to look like Orlando Bloom, tells her that she better make up with him, or else! Lives are at stake, namely their eight or maybe more kids! CHAOS! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Not Fang reviews
“No!” I screamed, restricting the urge to shove the girl. “He’s not dead! He’s alive I tell you! He is! He is! You’re lying to me!”
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
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