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Joined 06-27-07, id: 1311192, Profile Updated: 01-22-08
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride.

These are pictures of the dresses in First Kiss:

Max's dress-

Nudge's dress-

Aldara and Ella's dresses-

Angel's dress-

Dr. Martinez's dress-

Hi whoever's reading this!

Name: Wouldn't You Like To Know

Age:16

Hair: Natural Black

Eyes: Brown

UPDATE!!!!!!!!:The MR MOVIE has been announced and I believe it's going to be released some time next year in '08. There is no word on a specific date or actors yet. The 4th MR book is coming out April 3, 2008 (unconfirmed if this date is for UK or US) I also got a date from wikipedia that I'm not so sure about, March 18, 2008. Its called The Last Global Warming Warning. The series which was originally a trilogy is now a 12 part series! I will update all MR info I can dig up here if anyone is interested. Oh, and if anyone wants to make an Iggy fanclub with me PM me and we'll talk!

I think thats about it. Ummm... I love the Maximum Ride series Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! J P's a genuis! If I were to list all the books that I totally love well... lets just say there are a lot and leave it at that.

Really Hot Fictional Charecters: ( To me at least! )

Fang- Fang is seriouly hot! I'm so serious. He's really hot!

Iggy- Iggy's pretty damn hot too! I mean a bird boy whose blind can cook biuld bombs and kick some serious ass is really really hot!

Roiben- From the books Tithe and Ironside

Simon- From the book Silver Kiss! Vampires are hot.

Legolas- (spelling?) From Lord of the Rings. He tips the hot scale!

Edward Cullen- 'nuff said

There are like a billion more but i can't think of them right now.

Pairings:

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Fights for Animal Rights!

Become a supporter today!

If you believe in protecting animals and are against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile while starting a petition at your school and/or neighborhood and/or state!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

TOP 14 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!

1.You make your boyfriend die his hair bronze. If he doesn't, you break up with him.

2.You call your boyfriend Edward even though it's not his name, and if he doesn't like it, you break up with him.

3.You make your boyfriend listen to Debussy everytime you're in your car, if he protests,you break up with him.

4.You make your boyfriend wear vampire teeth, and if he asks why, you break up with him.

5.Whenever your boyfriend invites you over to watch a movie you always put in Romeo and Juliet.

6.If your boyfriend pulls up in any car that is not a silver Volvo, you call the cops.

7.When you and your boyfriend want to go on vacation, and he suggests Italy, you yell at him, and then break up with him.

8.When your boyfriend tells you that he has two tickets to go to Forks, Washington, you pat him on the head and give him animal blood, but if he refuses, you break up with him.

9.You make him read all the Twilight books so much he has them memorized.

10.You tell your boyfriend that he will always be 2nd in your heart, because Edward Cullen is first.

11.If your boyfriend does not own a white mansion, you tell him he has to buy one.

12.If he has no brothers and sisters named Alice,Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie, then you ask him, "Who are you?" and then you leave him.

13.You make your boyfriend listen to all the sad and happy songs that remind you of Edward and Bella, and if he questions you as to why, you throw him out your car window.

14.You ask your boyfriend what type of drug you are, and if the next word that comes out of his mouth is anything other than heroine, you start to cry and tell him to leave.

Natural Highs
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #45.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

I slole this from AsanteSaneSquashBanana. Sorry, I had to... it was too cute. ;p

I don't own these, but I thought they were quite funny.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Can bald men get lice??

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I found this (poem) on cartoonstar's profile and thought it was really true.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Quotes:(this is one of the hottest quotes ever. If you don't think a quote can be hot prepare to be proven wrong)

"Rowr!" - Fang -MaximumRide: SOF(I'm sorry but that's seriouly hot.)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

Stereotypes suck!
Copy, paste & add.

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are said, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!!!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


SAD STUFF :'(

a little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

a sister sheilds her little brother from her father's drunken rage. her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

a man getting on a buss walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. he has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

a little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

a girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian

a jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed

the neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

a girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know

someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. the man couldn't get a job because he was gay

an african american woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race

a mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. her wife comes outside and hugs her. the police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Isn't that sad? No, I'm not lesbian or abused or poor, but I still feel bad for abuse and such... paste this into your profile if the messed up world we live in makes you sad...

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If you obsess over watching any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, paste this into your profile

If you think that Johnny Depp isn't hot and that Jack Sparrow is, paste this into your profile

If you get excited whenever Orlando Bloom walks onscreen in a movie, paste this into your profile

If you have ever punched a wall, paste this into your profile and get some ice for your knuckles

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever licked a frozen pole just out of curiosity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been force-fed something, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thrown something, it hits something, then comes back and hits you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have put tinfoil and toilet cleaner in a bottle, closed it, shaken it, put it in an oustide area, and laughed your head off when it blew up, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are now going to try that, copy and paste this into your profile (I am NOT responsible for any injuries caused by this!)

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Roger!

()_() ('')_('')
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional charecter with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly
, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Daycopy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever had ketchup fights in a public place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fang is hot copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!),

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! if you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Brooksilver,Mistypool, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (I'd be in heaven),

If you bow to Tigerstar's greatness, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that you added someone's story to your faves list in a review, then forgot to actually add the story, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend that you thought you could trust told your crush you liked him or her, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning copy and paste this into your profile.

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your pro

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile and write your name down:"Under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe , ehe,

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've accidentally called one of your sblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have the release date of MR4, The Last Global Warming Warning, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of Eclipse marked on your calander, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't wait to get your hands on the two books above, (or already have) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you do NOT think astrology is cheesy and no good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the name of the Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures teacher/Gamekeeper before Hagrid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
A Night With Fang by Carolanne984 reviews
Max and the flock end up taking a break and staying at a hotel. Max ends up having to share a room with fang! But what will happen that could make max change her mind about him? Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
It's A Concept by Nightwingstar reviews
I'm always the one in the flock who has so many names, such as, Womanizer, liability, pyro, blind kid, etc. But you know, there's more to that than what I show, hey I'll show you, just hear me out, k? Iggy POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/6/2007
No Words are Needed by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- "Her beautiful face was white as a sheet, but she stubbornly locked her jaw against crying out." Fang and Max have to find their way back home after the fight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007
Falling by Little-Red-Spit-Fire reviews
Erasers are trying to terminate the flock, Ari continually tries to kidnap Max for himself. There's a new Experiment that could beat both her, and Fang. her name is 256. Fang tries to save Max from herself as she falls into despair. MAJOR FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,029 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Dangerous Secrets by Ice Secret reviews
Jeb contacts Max and wants them to go to Californa. In Californa Max and the flock learn a dangerous secret that could ruin their future. Major Faxness! If you like Faxness then look here
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,531 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007
Maximum Parenthood by IdiotAmerica56 reviews
Maximum Ride and Fang get married, and decide to have a couple of kids! What could possibly go wrong? A whole lot, actually. [R&R][FAX]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007
The Iggster in action by VampiressE12B reviews
I figured Iggy doesnt get enough love, so this is a story full of oneshots all about somthing stupid and random that our favorite blind pyro bird boy does!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Fang's Dream by SpringDaze reviews
Get inside Fang's head as he sleeps. Later look into Max's, Iggy's, Nudge's, and Gazzy dreams too. But what the gang doesn't know is that Angel is plotting something... well, spectacular. You won't believe it. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
the break up by hahahehe7 reviews
what happens if Fang never helped Max in the end of MR3, what if Max blew up Itex by herself?What if max's flock got new people? What if sfter 2 years of being apart, they see each other for the first time. You see that all here. FAX R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007
Maximum Ride: The Musical by streco reviews
You wanna talk about what happened? I asked Gazzy, concerned. Yeah... he replied. It was weird. We all burst into song... [What if MR were a musical? Features Wicked, RENT, Avenue Q, Aida, Chicago, Spring Awakening, Cabaret, Joseph, your suggestions! XD]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Switched by Wait For The Stars reviews
Fang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
The Flock go to England by Cupid's Jinx reviews
The Flock go to England...self explanitary. New characters! Has Fax from the very beggining! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,418 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Skybreaker by venom.abyss reviews
The Flock rest in seattle to find dangerous secrets waiting... Life for the flock takes a unexpected turn. Max has to save the world alone. The flock corrupts at her leaving, devistated that shes not around, Fang takes lead promising to chase her down.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,031 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
Everybody's Fool by Sleepwalker418 reviews
Omega's being chased by the Flock one night and comes to a stunning realization. What will happen? Based on the song Everybody's Fool by Evanescence. Maega is here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say by Lekta reviews
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say But Never Had the Chance To R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Together We Stand by kassandra not cassey reviews
Max and the flock thought it was all over, but it was only just the beginning. Now a year later some unexpected guests show up telling Max it's time to save the world, or else. But there's a catch. New characters with Faxness and Igven. Set after MR3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 56,656 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007
Maximum Ride random crap by blossom993 reviews
well its random, but it has a story plot still. like the title say its random crap. FAX AND BIGGY brianna and iggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Randomness to the Max by twilightnite reviews
How does the flock act when they're not on the run or being hunted? Well, what would you do if were them? Features OOC charaters, randomness, creepy thoughts, explosions, Faxness, The Love Doctor,Hello Kitty Bubble Soap, and Monty Python.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
The Lost Love Chronicles by EdwardAddict reviews
We know Max and Fang have chemistry as teenagers, right? Who's to say they didn't have the same feelings when they were younger? Join the tales of a forgotten childhood and repressed romance. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by rainxface reviews
just a random fanfic. um.. no jeb, ari, flyboys, or total he got lost. Fax, D'olin, and Niggy. I update as much as i can. used to be called: Maximum Ride: Fang's POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
You Know You Watch Too Much ATLA When by KagomeHime369 reviews
A bunch of LISTS that explain EVERYTHING an ATLA Fan might do...just read inside and see...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006
Uncle Rico by TaraDragonWing reviews
Max gets seperated from the flock. She winds up at her Uncle's house, but she loses her memory. Will she get her memory back? Will the flock find her? originally set after STWAOES, but I'm going to add stuff from Final Warning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007
Stop Messing With My DNA by TaraDragonWing reviews
Max gets captured and gains another abillity. Orginally after STWAOES, but will be Final Warning things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007
Angel is Loved 'My Little Cupid' series BOOK 4 by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Crappy title, I'll change it when I get something better. Last in the series. Angel has a crush. Tom Pascal. He also likes her. But when they go for an icecream an unwanted guest appears. He wants Angel. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007
Reunion by hbowe08 reviews
This is about Max's daughter Lucy and her journey to the 20th flock reunion. She wants to find out about her fathers mysterious past and the family she has never known. But now Max must choose between going to get her daughter and facing her past. :: COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,635 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Signs You are Obsessed With the Twilight Series by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Yes! It's back! Please review, and no flames, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Max Has a Boyfriend? And It's Not Fang by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/ FAXNESS / Fang accidentally overhears Max confessing that she may have found a boyfriend. There's just one little problem...it's not him. Then, Max hears a message to Fang from 'his favourite girl'. There's just one problem ... it's not her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blind Love by Twilighties reviews
Was a one-shot, but made it more. Just a bunch of Niggy/Nudgy drabbles. Completly cute and may be some Fax. Maybe...Enjoy and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Journals by flailingmuse reviews
DEADFIC! Adopted by Fangalicous08, she's finished it, read hers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The Problem With Omega by Funnybusinessperson reviews
Fang left the flock two years back. What happens when an old enemy shows up and takes Max back to Itex? Some adult themes... OmegaxMax Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Mystery With Black Wings by boopboopglee reviews
In this story Max and Fang have plans for eachother and the flock, that is until a new enemy finds their beach hideaway. Max is ripped away from them and held captive for 2 years.But when she comes back does Fang want what he wanted then? Find out HERE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
30 Seconds by Nightwingstar reviews
You know, a lot can happen in 30 seconds, at one moment your falling and then a missing Fang comes and catches you out of nowhere. MiggyFax you'll know why... UPDATED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Lullabies by Nightwingstar reviews
There's a reason for every lullaby sung. To soothe troubled children or make babies fall asleep. But as always, it's a different case for the Flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006
I Hope You Dance by Just a bit crazy13 reviews
Set in the second book when the flock are at Anne's. My first Fan fic ever. Max gets asked to a dance. Chappie 11 up! It the part you've all been waiting for. Rated t for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Fang, Max
Art, un! by missCeilidh reviews
Max and Iggy have a rather intresting discussions about art. This is based loosly on Deidara and Sasori from Naruto. Don't kill me. p.s. this is a bit AU and OOC. Oh, and one more thing, Fang doesn't exsist here unless I say he does
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang's Friendly Fun Help Column by Tomo Potter reviews
Something silly I'm working on in my spare time... ASK FANG AND HE WILL ANSWER! Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Midnight Flight by The Winged Freak reviews
From the eyes of Mr. Most Likely to Become a Cult Leader himself is Midnight Flight, a story about the feelings, thoughts, and actions of Fang after the events of the third Maximum Ride book. Will he succeed in helping Max save the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007
The Cullens Get AIM by dragontuat reviews
Well like the tittle sais, they get AIM. Started off as a little conversation with Emmett and Bella and will now have more chapters! YAY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Karaoke Party by Songfic Misstress reviews
just what it says it is people. after the 3rd book, so spoilers. Jeb buys a karaoke machine, and all the interesting things that ensue. Lots and lots of fluff. MaxFang, IggyElla. funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Life Continues to Confuse Me Version 20 by Krrimarte reviews
Max has managed to box her way into some serious trouble. This is reedited, reformated for your reading pleasure
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
Seeing You by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Spoilers, from MR 2. While at Anne's house, Iggy confesses his feelings to Max. ONESHOT. IggyXMax. Review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Oh, The Possibilities! by EdwardAddict reviews
Where's Fang's power? Why doesn't he have one? Oh, young one, you are very wrong. He's had a power all along. It's just a secret. But now he's willing to share that secret with us all. Series of Oneshots Parody
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Fang - Complete
Promises You Can't Keep by nellabella41 reviews
I watched as they walked down the street, this was different from Fang's usual silence, but change is good. However, as I saw Luna grab Fang's hand and pull him around the corner I was overcome with jealousy and rage. This was the final straw. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Memoirs of a Mutant by Kitty Otaku reviews
Okay, it's an OC, so no likie, turn away. Please, I only wish for you to give it a chance. Fluke the Eraseravian finds the Flock in hope of acceptance. Oh, and she's a rabid Iggy fangirl. Things might get a little ugly. Flames welcome, but I reply nastily
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Last Letters by Krrimarte reviews
Iggy has a collection of letters. Now is the time to read them.oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Love, it's cannon by missCeilidh reviews
The seaqul to MR BLFAC, the flock, which now includes Mel has moved on, and are now must find a place to stay, but will internal battles split them up once and for all? WARNING: FAX and MelxIggy. Formerly called, After the Fact. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Faxness Unleashed by LMLJeansCoEst2006 reviews
MAJOR FAXNESS! If U R a sucker for romance, U will love this story. It'll be the prequel to Shadow Death: College Ain't All Fraternities. It's basically Shadow's becoming.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Avenue Max by GuidexYouxHome reviews
Every MR fan has, at one point at another, wished they had wings. The Flock wishes to give you a message: you do not, under any circumstances, want wings. To prove this, they offer you an insight to their true, boring, horrible lives. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007
How to Piss Off Fang by xXKoutaValentineXx reviews
Well...what the Title says
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Unwanted? by ruby1792 reviews
Set after MR3. An unexpected guest could change the flock forever. Will it be their downfall? Do they care?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Complicated Love by SilverEmber282 reviews
After going to anne's house while fang's injuries are healing the flock is suprised to find that they aren't anne's only house guests. Filled with love and romance as hinted by title. This is my first ever fanfic so please read and review!FAX my peeps!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
He Loved Her In Every Way by Moony44 reviews
He loved her in every way possible. An English assignment turns into the story of his life. A boy in pining. A girl, too oblivious to see what was right in front of her face. Iggy and Nudge. Oneshot. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me by CocaCola Gold reviews
Just do it. Just like this. Just kiss me. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007
Hey there Max by missCeilidh reviews
Quick oneshot songfic to plain white t's Hey there Delilah. FAX set in book three, Fang's POV after he left.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The UMRFGPA by Funnybusinessperson reviews
The United Maximum Ride Fan Girl Pairing Association. The flock meets some arguing fangirls! FAX VS MARI! Add a dash of Fax in there. Chapter 2 is up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Looking Forward by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
A few years after the end of The Angel Experiment. Fang isn't nice and Nudge is fragile. Not a good combination, but at least she has Iggy to fall back on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
17 Things Fang Is Forbidden To Do Around YoungKids by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
With a title like that...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Love is Just a Swing Away by EdwardAddict reviews
Jeb recently bought a swingset for the Flock to try to help them live normal childhoods. What can come from a swingoff battle of the sexes? Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Max Ride BLFAC by missCeilidh reviews
So Max and the others have been enroled in BLFAC, and although the POVs skip around, it's mostly about Max. Please R&R. I've changed a few things, so if you have any isues with that, read my profile. FAXNESS alert for later chapters. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Confusion Is Nothing New by XxNever-coming-homexX reviews
Max is completely alone. The Flock is off with Max III and Max can’t escape them. She’s afraid that they’ll get hurt by Max III. If only she could tell them, but they wont listen. Will she forgive them?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007
Salon by streco reviews
It started with a simple haircut... and ended up with three mutants fighting for their hair's life. Iggy tries to cut Max's hair, and then screws it up, and she goes after FangOH NO! [Oneshot, ahha, humor fic. HAIRCUT TIME FOR THE FLOCK!]mild language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Crush? by Aura Sleepless reviews
This is what happens when I'm waiting for the 3rd Max Ride book, and watching Life With Derek.Starts out as a normal family dinner. PastFic. FangxMax. UPDATED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by petuniagirl16 reviews
What if Alice stumbled across a certain fan fiction website? Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Gazzy's 1st Love My Little Cupid series BOOK THREE by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Third 'book' in the 'My Little Cupid' series!Angel is up to her old antics, but can she make the relationship work, or are the couple too shy? PLEASE R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupid My Little Cupid series BOOK TWO by Cupid's Jinx reviews
The flock has it's own lil Cupid! READ MY SONGFIC 'SWITCH' BEFORE THIS. Niggy. Second in the 'My Little Cupid' series
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Switch My Little Cupid series BOOK ONE by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Random Fax. Kinda rubbish, in my point of view. The flock are still at Anne's, Fang's got his music blaring. Switch by Will Smith. On the spot made up fluff. First in a series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
20 Things Emmet Isnt Aloud To Do by hannah sixx reviews
These are just 20 of the things Emmet isnt aloud to do the list goes on and on
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
22 Ways To ScareAngerHarassConfuse Carlisle by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
The result of too much daydreaming.... hehe.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Composing A Letter For Granger by snow winter reviews
I like Granger, so what! What I'm worked up with is this bloody letter! Why is it so hard composing one! A oneshot fic, DMHG pairing! Read and Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Life by Starving For Attention reviews
[DracoHermione] “Don’t make me say it. It’ll ruin my bad boy image,” he whispered jokingly in her ear. She giggled softly, glancing up at him with big brown doe eyes. “Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hallway Dialogues by smoke and fumes reviews
A single conversation with Draco Malfoy in a deserted hallway leads to smirking, an incomplete Transfiguration essay, loads of insults and a surprising amount of snogging. Dialogue only, DHr, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is How It's Gonna Be by Secretly Rotten reviews
AU: Bella is a vampire who comes to visit the Cullens. What if Bella decided to play hard to get with Edward and made him work for her love? Whould he do it? Read to find out! CHAPTER 20 IS NOW UP! LAST CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,642 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight When by Miss Myrtle360 reviews
So this is a list I came up with...see if you apply to any of them!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Smile by Dying Romance reviews
“Do you like doing this to me?” Draco asked. “At worst, I feel bad for a while. Then I just smile,” Hermione grinned at his tears. “I go ahead and just smile.” She enjoyed making him hurt. Not your typical fairytale ending, atleast not for one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,005 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twilight Chat Room by Werewolf hunters reviews
what would happen if the twilight characters got screen names? 1 shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight by Werepanda07 reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Wishes by Amiiix3 reviews
Another family of vampires moves into town. But what happens when one of them tries to get between Bella and Edward? Conflict. That's what. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,279 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
See Me by Nightwingstar reviews
All Iggy wants is for Max to see him... he wants her to see him the way he see's her. IggyMaxFang Complete 1st Miggy implied story! ...Nominated in the First Ever Maximum Ride Fanfiction Awards...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Computer Mania by samuraigurl1213 reviews
And I will have you know that my pantswetting was only because I was running like crazy that morning as a noble antelope, trying to get the chip back from Red X... What Cyborg and Beast Boy will do for a GameStation 2 .
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Beast Boy's Guide to Getting and Keeping Your Girl by SushiChica reviews
My name is Beast Boy. Yeah, that Beast Boy. Defender of Jump City. Hero of New York. The coolest Titan of them all. This is my awesome guide on how to get your dream girl and keep her too...if mine doesn't kill me first. RaeBB ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
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Wake Up! reviews
The Flock's attempts at waking Fang up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Red Is My Least Favorite Color reviews
My AU take on the whole Lissa Sam situation. I suck at summaries. RandR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007
First Kiss reviews
Fax and NIggy First kisses. Poems. R and R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Our Song reviews
Fax songfic based off Taylor Swift's Our Song
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
My Feelings reviews
Max's feelings twords Fang.Fang's feelings twords Max. I've added some Niggy in here too. Poems.Sorry I suck at summaries.R and R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete