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Author has written 10 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Temeraire.
I'm leaving this account as a testament to the horror that was middle school me. I... am honestly shocked at how terrible everything on this account is. Does anyone even use FF anymore? Anyway... I strongly discourage following my stories, as they are definitely not going anywhere. Seriously, I'm never uploading to this site again (as of 11/8/2015).
The life I lead can be called a life. Some people may disagree, but those people are sane, so they don't count. It is my belief that not only will geeks take over the world, but that they all ready have! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS, I am a fan of ERAGON and ELDEST and I am very angry with the movie. They did the wrong parts at the wrong times, and Saphira looked wrong. I mean, SHE HAD FEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did mention that I am completely and utterly insane? I am also the official geek in my class. Of course where I go to school, being a geek means I am respected. Of course I do have friends who happen to be giants. And I like big, hardcover books. Thus, I am respected. I am also writing a book. you will not see this book until it is published! and if i'm lucky, people will write fan fiction about it! Yay! Oh, and sometimes I talk to much. But not always!Blah blah blah blah. Blah blahde blah. Blah. I'll stop now.
October 14, 2007
Okay, people, I'm going to keep you all updated on me and my friends plan to take over the world. At th moment, our plan includes swarms of carnivorouse crickets, giant snail, and giant wasps. It also includes a machine that will pull the moon in closer to the earth. Said machine is worked by rabid monkeys. if this changes, I will tell you.
Avatar: the last airbender
Roku (Ancient wise dude. Every story has one. Roku surpasses them all)
Aang (good guy. What story doesn't have them?)
Katara (brave girl. Not uncommon)
Sokka (brave warrior. Comic relief. Both are important)
Zuko (he's a little hard to place. He's just confused. Cut him some slack Zuko haters)
Avatar: the last airbender
Sukka or george
Pairings I can't stand
Avatar: the last airbender
Any slash. Just... no.
MurtaghxEragon (It's sick and wrong!)
Me: So, you done anything interesting over the summer? (I say this after looking up from a book)
My friend: Yes, I decided that I'm not going to take over the world after all.
Me: Good for you. (goes back to reading)
Me: Look at this part of eragon. it's really funny. Brom says he'll personally rip someone elses guts out if he loses his ring.
Other friend: Sorry, it's not bloody enough for me
Me: I have a way of getting kids to work well in class: I say that when they grow up to be janitors, I'll make sure they get minimum wage.
Yet another friend: That's really pathetic.
Me: I know. The scary part is that the people I use it on are stupid enough for it to work.
Yet another friend (same yet another friend as before): That is scary.
Me: I want chocolate.
Me: What are the team like things?
Me: Time is like a bathroom floor: it's tiled. (If you don't get it, look at a grid)
Me: I have found the meaning of life! It's plastic!
Gabdalf, lotr movie: Fool of a Took! Through yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
Me: I need a shirt that says geek and proud of it.
Me: I have no life, and I like it that way.
Plant bender from the swamp, book 3, chapter 10: Pants are an illusion, and so is death.
Weird things I've done
I ran around the house when parents where out for most of the day yelling spoons, and holding such in the air. Yes, I am insane.
I created a new album for my video camera. That it's self isn't weird, the name of the album is. It is my randomness album.
I have perfected the crazy face. You have to have the right amount of skelatel smile, and you have to make sure that one eye is sort of squinty and the other is as wide as you can make it.
I think the weirdest thing I've done is decide to become a herpatologist (someone who studies reptiles and amphibeans) and study deadly reptiles.
I should probably tell all of you that I am not human. I am a genetically altered piece of pie. I was given a brain and a computer. I still don't know how I can type, but I can. If you are also a genetically altered piece of pie, cake, cream puff, or other pastry, copy and paste this in your profile, and join the ranks of the pastries: DU EBRITHIL
About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of those people are smokers. Copy and paste in your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a random laughing fit, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever proclaimed your self the official geek in your class, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that school spirit is a government conspiracy to take over the world by brainwashing people, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever plotted to take over the world, copy and paste this in your profile. If not, what are you doing on fan fiction?
If you are middle school or high school, and you know more than some collage students, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever wanted people to call you overlord, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr , DU EBRITHIL
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.
Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this if you ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everyone else.
Chocolate is good. It is yummy. It has sugar. Copy and paste this if you have chocolate in your veins instead of blood.
If you are a geek, proud to be a geek, and you want a job that will let you be paid to be a geek, copy and paste this in your profile.
This is bunny. Copy him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...