Belac the Warrior
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Joined 06-27-07, id: 1311652, Profile Updated: 11-07-15
Author has written 10 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Temeraire.

I'm leaving this account as a testament to the horror that was middle school me. I... am honestly shocked at how terrible everything on this account is. Does anyone even use FF anymore? Anyway... I strongly discourage following my stories, as they are definitely not going anywhere. Seriously, I'm never uploading to this site again (as of 11/8/2015).

The life I lead can be called a life. Some people may disagree, but those people are sane, so they don't count. It is my belief that not only will geeks take over the world, but that they all ready have! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS, I am a fan of ERAGON and ELDEST and I am very angry with the movie. They did the wrong parts at the wrong times, and Saphira looked wrong. I mean, SHE HAD FEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did mention that I am completely and utterly insane? I am also the official geek in my class. Of course where I go to school, being a geek means I am respected. Of course I do have friends who happen to be giants. And I like big, hardcover books. Thus, I am respected. I am also writing a book. you will not see this book until it is published! and if i'm lucky, people will write fan fiction about it! Yay! Oh, and sometimes I talk to much. But not always!Blah blah blah blah. Blah blahde blah. Blah. I'll stop now.

October 14, 2007

Okay, people, I'm going to keep you all updated on me and my friends plan to take over the world. At th moment, our plan includes swarms of carnivorouse crickets, giant snail, and giant wasps. It also includes a machine that will pull the moon in closer to the earth. Said machine is worked by rabid monkeys. if this changes, I will tell you.


Avatar: the last airbender

Roku (Ancient wise dude. Every story has one. Roku surpasses them all)

Aang (good guy. What story doesn't have them?)

Katara (brave girl. Not uncommon)

Sokka (brave warrior. Comic relief. Both are important)

Zuko (he's a little hard to place. He's just confused. Cut him some slack Zuko haters)


Avatar: the last airbender


Sukka or george






Pairings I can't stand

Avatar: the last airbender



Any slash. Just... no.


MurtaghxEragon (It's sick and wrong!)



Me: So, you done anything interesting over the summer? (I say this after looking up from a book)

My friend: Yes, I decided that I'm not going to take over the world after all.

Me: Good for you. (goes back to reading)

Me: Look at this part of eragon. it's really funny. Brom says he'll personally rip someone elses guts out if he loses his ring.

Other friend: Sorry, it's not bloody enough for me

Me: I have a way of getting kids to work well in class: I say that when they grow up to be janitors, I'll make sure they get minimum wage.

Yet another friend: That's really pathetic.

Me: I know. The scary part is that the people I use it on are stupid enough for it to work.

Yet another friend (same yet another friend as before): That is scary.


Me: I want chocolate.


Me: What are the team like things?


Me: Time is like a bathroom floor: it's tiled. (If you don't get it, look at a grid)


Me: I have found the meaning of life! It's plastic!


Gabdalf, lotr movie: Fool of a Took! Through yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!


Me: I need a shirt that says geek and proud of it.


Me: I have no life, and I like it that way.


Plant bender from the swamp, book 3, chapter 10: Pants are an illusion, and so is death.

Weird things I've done

I ran around the house when parents where out for most of the day yelling spoons, and holding such in the air. Yes, I am insane.

I created a new album for my video camera. That it's self isn't weird, the name of the album is. It is my randomness album.

I have perfected the crazy face. You have to have the right amount of skelatel smile, and you have to make sure that one eye is sort of squinty and the other is as wide as you can make it.

I think the weirdest thing I've done is decide to become a herpatologist (someone who studies reptiles and amphibeans) and study deadly reptiles.

I should probably tell all of you that I am not human. I am a genetically altered piece of pie. I was given a brain and a computer. I still don't know how I can type, but I can. If you are also a genetically altered piece of pie, cake, cream puff, or other pastry, copy and paste this in your profile, and join the ranks of the pastries: DU EBRITHIL

About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of those people are smokers. Copy and paste in your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever proclaimed your self the official geek in your class, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that school spirit is a government conspiracy to take over the world by brainwashing people, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever plotted to take over the world, copy and paste this in your profile. If not, what are you doing on fan fiction?

If you are middle school or high school, and you know more than some collage students, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever wanted people to call you overlord, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr , DU EBRITHIL

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this if you ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everyone else.

Chocolate is good. It is yummy. It has sugar. Copy and paste this if you have chocolate in your veins instead of blood.

If you are a geek, proud to be a geek, and you want a job that will let you be paid to be a geek, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is bunny. Copy him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

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An Arrow to Home by MavsGirl22 reviews
[“Well of course I want to see her!” Aang answered defensively. “It’s just… It’s been six years. I’ve changed a lot you know…”] A wedding approaches, a friendship is rekindled, and something new is revealed... KataraxAang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,682 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Aang, Katara
Alagaesia's Idiots by XxHeavenHelpUsxX reviews
Sequel to Journey of the Idiots.The Final War, Meeting Galbatorix, and some surprises.And a teddy called Mr Snuggles.What will happen in the 2nd installment of the Idiots?Read and find out!This story is dedicated to my good friend,Elva is watching you
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
The GAang and the Fire Nation School by LumberjackJack reviews
An alternate ending to The Headband. This is what would've happened if they weren't tattled for having the dancing party and things went smoothly. Aang continues going to the school while he and the others of the GAang become popular to the kids there.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,029 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Destiny's Call by Liselle129 reviews
Slightly AU sequel to Avatar in Training. Aang and Katara are now a couple, but the battle with Fire Lord Ozai looms large before them. Also includes George, Soko, and slight Toru. Epilogue. Story is complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,052 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Yet by smc1214 reviews
See what happens when Aang and Katara are left alone in the woods during a blizzard...with one blanket!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
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Flames of Glory reviews
Ed Robertson is a young dragon Captain for the U.S. during World War 2. He must overcome the pain of losing his older brother while fighting in Europe along side his family and friends. On top of that, he must also deal with his love for a British Captain
Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2009
The sues are coming! The sues are coming! reviews
The sues have come to Alagaesia! Can Christopher Paolini stop me from taking over the first fandom in my plot to take over the world? Can he stop falling on banana peels? Of course not! My first humor fic, so be nice.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
A brighter future reviews
Eight years after the war, and Aang can't forgive himself for letting Katara get hurt. Can a trip to the South Pole help? MEGA KATAANG! some HakodaxUrsa. Rated T for possible future stuff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Aang, Katara
An Avatar Christmas reviews
Zuko and Iroh celebrate Chanukah, Sokka forgot to buy a present, and Aang and IRoh have a plan. What will happen? There will be kataang later. Rated T for mild language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Aang, Katara
Zuko's destiny reviews
Have you ever wondered where Zuko learned how to use those swords? Have you been wondering what he thought one the long balloon ride that would lead to his joining the avatar? NOT Zutara. WARNING: BLACK SUN SPOILERS! Probably seen it, though.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Zuko
Jarsha: the Next Rider reviews
Jarsha gets the next dragon egg, and joins forces with Eragon and Saphira. The two fight many battles, but can they defeat the empire?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007
Why me? reviews
Eragon thinks back over the events that have happened to him. Oneshot. Part of the thoughts of the moments series. It's kind of pathetic, yet it's alright.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007
Murtagh's regrets reviews
Murtagh is thinking about wht he has done, and he regrets everything he has done under Galbatorixe's command. Oneshot. Part of the thouhts of the moment series.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Girls reviews
Sokka and Aang are talking about girls. Oneshot. Mostly Kataang with a little Sukka, or george. Set sometime while they're crossing the serpents pass. My first avatar fic, so it might not be to good. R&R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The last thoughts of Vrael reviews
As Vrael sits in the tower of Ristvak'baen waiting for Galbatorix, he reflects on the recent events that would lead to his demise. Mostly speculation about what happened. First entry in the thoughts of the moment series.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007
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