Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Glee, Wrestling, and Boondock Saints.
1/25/17: Well, it's been quite a while, hasn't it? Unfortunately, sometimes life takes precedence over fanfiction. So, a few things you should be aware of. First, TAGD will continue. It will not be put on hiatus, as I am still writing for it, just very slowly. Second, no more promises about when to update, as I've proven that I suck at actually keeping to those. Third, expect to see a few updates for Faith and Fly soon. Fourth, expect to see a General Hospital fic out soon. Fifth, expect me to join the Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire fandom, which means eventually a fic. Because I can't be in a fandom without eventually putting my two cents in. And that's all for now folks!
8/23/15: Ok, so, good news. I've already started the next chapter of TAGD, and I posted a new chapter of Faith. Aren't you proud of me? Just kidding. Anyways, I've started a blog, and I'm curious if anyone would be interested in seeing previews of upcoming stories, and potential plots that may need a bit of help on there. If so, let me know. I started the blog, and now I'm just not sure what to do with it. Irony at it's finest, I suppose. Anyways, Faith I'm pretty sure is going to continue to be active, I'm just not sure about Fly. We'll see.
8/21/15: Damn. Over two months since I've updated. I'm seriously sorry about that, but look for a TAGD update within the next day or two. It's in the editing stage right now, so I should be done with it soon. I'm considering putting my Glee stories on Hiatus, and potentially up for adoption. What do you guys think? Should I, or should I try and finish them?
6/11/15: So, TAGD is updated. I was...uncertain, I suppose, with that chapter, but it is what it is. I think that the end product is acceptable, at least. Also, I've found a new fandom! NCIS: Los Angeles! It rocks dude, and I adore Nell and Callen, together and separate. A new story is in the works, but I'm going to try and wait to post until I get at least one of my other stories finished.
6/10/15: I'm considering deleting some of my older stories. I've been reading them again, and they are seriously awful. Plot wise, anyway. Grammar and spelling wise they're actually pretty decent. I would appreciate some feedback on that, if anyone actually reads my profile. Should I just delete them, or should I rework them so I'm not clawing my eyes out? PM me with your opinion! Also, within the next week or so chapter 7 of TAGD will be out. I'm sorry about my epic lack of updates, but life and a lack of motivation can really take it's toll.
8/28/14: So...would it surprise anyone to know that, in addition to already starting on the next chapter of TAGD, I've also started to write out the beginning to a Darcy Centric Avenger's story? No one? Alrighty then. Good to know. Again, fair warning. I like writing strong, kick-ass women even more kick-ass, so Darcy will not be relying just on her Taser.
8/27/14: Oooh, guess what folks? That's right! I'm almost done with the next chapter of TAGD! And it's actually going to be way longer than the last one, so I'm really excited. Like I said, I was (and still am) really inspired about this fic right now. So keep on a sharp look out ladies and gents. Toodles!
8/24/14: Alright, it's been awhile, I know. And I also know that this chapter is kind of short. On the bright side, I'm pretty epically inspired for the next chapter, so it should come out pretty soon. I really am sorry about the long wait people, and the shortness of the chapter.
3/30/14: I know, I'm a filthy liar. But, on the bright side, the next chapter for TAGD is actually finished, and all that needs to be done is a quick spelling/grammar check, so it really will be out this weekend. Later on today, actually. Cheers!
2/5/14: I know, I know. I lied. But the chapter should actually be coming out this weekend. Terribly sorry, but on the bright side I totally had a plot bunny for a Stephanie Plum story. Well, considering the, like, fifty stories that I still have that aren't completed yet, maybe that's not a bright side. However, there may be an update for all of my stories this weekend. I know, right? Shockery. But for real, no more promises. I promise. Muahaha. Ahem. Anyway, we'll see. Like I've said before, I've very nearly lost my Glee muse, and I can't really remember where I was going with those stories anyway, but I'll do my best to get them done and completed. Through a Glass, however, I know exactly where I'm going with it. Romance, bitches. Romance. With a side of the nastiness that's prevalent in both universes. Anyway, just wanted to apologize, sort of, for not popping out the chapter last weekend. Also, I may be starting to weed out some of my old stories, or at least fix them up so they don't make me cringe in shame when I look at them. Fair warning folks.
1/24/14: The next chapter of Through a Glass should be coming out this weekend, and I'm slowly but surely working out the next chapter for Fly. Faith is being put on the back burner until those chapters come out, but then I'll try and update it again, if I can find both the time and the motivation. But we'll see. I'm also debating possibly doing a sequel for Dark Desire's, so give me a shout out and tell me what you think about that please. I may possibly also re-write it, just because it really is incredibly juvenile. It does show how far I've come in terms of both writing and plot though. Like I said, tell me what y'all think.
1/20/14: So, I finally updated Faith, and the next chapter of Fly is slowly fermenting in my brain, so we'll see what comes of that. Not going to lie though, if it ends up between updating those two and Through a Glass, Darkly, I'll choose Through a Glass. It's really no competition, although I actually enjoyed writing this last chapter of Faith. It's so different from my other stories, and it deals with some deep psychological issues. It's just a really unique story for me. But yes, the main idea of this is that my Glee stories are back on the menu.
1/13/14: Yup, I changed my profile yet again. I'll try and actually update this thing more often so y'all actually know what's going on with me and I don't have to have mile long author notes in my stories. The next chapter of Through a Glass, Darkly is coming along nicely. It's actually in the editing stage right now, so it should be out within a couple of days. To be honest, this is the most excited I have ever been for a story. I love it, and it's not over done like most of my other fic ideas. As for my Glee stories...well, I seem to have lost my inspiration to them, but I don't want to abandon them. I'll try and write a little something for them, but no promises. But the most important thing that you should get from this is that I'm back bitches! And I don't plan to take such a long hiatus again until summer, if I do then. We'll see how shit goes. I just want to thank all of my reviewers for being so patient with me. I hope the next chapter is worth the wait.
I hate them, I really do. I'm amazed by the people who can laugh about them and brush them off, because I can't. When people are cruel to you, it hurts. Period. But it also pisses me off, because they're hiding behind a computer screen. So, if you flame me? I will be very sad. Mind you, it probably won't do anything, but I'll be sad, and probably kill someone in my story to make me feel better. Yes, 'tis sad, but I take it out on my characters when someone makes me angry. :D
Fanfiction in general? I love it. It makes me happy, especially when people review my stories. Yes, that was indeed a hint! Anyway, I love it, but I'm starting to really dislike this site. This is supposed to be a place where our creativity can run free, but so many excellent stories have been taken down because of 'ratings'. Yeah, because using an age filter is entirely too hard. -_- No comment.
My Writing Preferences
Incidentally, in case anyone is wondering, I enjoy playing with backstory, and sometimes ignoring it entirely. I also enjoy powerful, in control female leads that have an equal relationship with whatever male they want. Or I want. Whatever. Anyway, if you don't like that, you probably won't like my story. I like writing about strong, kick-ass women, and I will continue to do so, so consider this fair warning.
Other Sites I Publish At
AO3 is pretty much it right now. I'm under the same pen name there. And I also have a tumblr under ladylookslikeadude1, which if enough people follow me I might start posting plot ideas or fic snippets. Only if there's enough interest though.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Little Green Eyed Girl, By Salaphina
Little green eyed girl sits on the sidewalk
Staring at the markings written with chalk
Her soul so young and unknowingly tainted
She thinks back to when her mother fainted
After her father had viciously struck out at her
As the little girls vision became a watery blur
Her eyes filled to the brim with salty tears
She heard her dad call out for more beers
In her too young heart she felt too old pains
Hatred welled and flowed through her veins
Why did her mother not leave this place?
Instead of trying to hide the bruises on her face
She stood as she heard another fight break out
She walked past the room in which she heard a shout
She went slowly to the closet where it was kept
These thoughts before through her mind had swept
She went back to the room that held the horrid man
To help her mother she would do what she can
AN IMPORTANT POEM!! PLEASE STOP AND READ!!
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I’m lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
I’m sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.
IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
REAL FRIEND TEST !
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real
A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A simple friend expects! you to always be there for them. A real friend
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell him to not be so cheap next time.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Common sence is the most uncommon thing in the world.
Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.
Blind terror can easily pass as courage in a fight.
Never look back, never regret, never remember the people you've met, never begin and never end, never say never when it comes to a friend.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it...
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt
"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron - House, M.D.
"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
If I won't be myself, who will?
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Translations: //www.fanfiction.net/s/5194691/1/ Pomme Violette graciously offered to translate Avada Kedavera Eyes into French, so if you can read in French, go read it and give her props! This is, obviously, the link.