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Author has written 11 stories for Berserk, Harry Potter, Hellsing, Naruto, Bleach, and True Blood.
So I have no idea what to put up here. Lets give this a try.
Stuff About Me:
- Um, well i guess to start this off I am a girl. (go figure)
- I'm opened minded and I don't give a crap about all of the things people usually judge others on. You are what you are.
- I'm still in school and might always be a bit Cassy-sick(I will always and forever remember the bubbly happiness that is Cassy, even if she is miles away from me).
- My hair color depends monthly on how I'm feeling.
- My eyes are dark brown.
- I cherish my friends, though small in number they are frigin' awsome.
- Artsy? I guess you can say that. (I am a Choir/Band/Drama/Theater nerd and I wouldn't have it any other way.)
- Love anime, manga, video games, music, and whatever else I feel like doing at that moment.
Favorite Yaoi Pairings: That might take awhile to list.
Hated Yaoi Pairings: SasuNaru. It was fine at first, but I never really liked Sasuke and when you look up Naruto Yaoi stories thats all I ever see. I also am kinda fed up with XXXXNaru. I understand the need for Naruto to be an Uke, but come on people don't you get sick of it after writting/ reading a hundred Naruto uke stories?
Music: In general, rock all the way. Specifically, that would take longer than I feel like spending on updating my profile. Maybe later though.
Everyone visit my good friend The Ever Holy Mad Hatter and read our joint story (my first published on fanfiction.net) The Gift to Feel (a ItaNaru)!
Reviews are good!
I think I am going to post some yaoi's as soon as I feel motivated to type them. Hope you enjoy everything I put up!
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage because it's just plain rational.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I have now decided to create a favorite quotes or scenes article here in the portion below. After the amazing line I just read, it would be a shame if I didn't share it with the world. Will post more as I find them.
-- It felt so safe being surrounded by the two people he loved most in the whole world. Naruto’s head lay safely on his chest and he could feel Itachi’s breath on his neck. This was how things were supposed to be.
“Happy birthday little brother, did you enjoy your present?” Itachi’s voice was gravelly and sleepy and the older Uchiha snuggled closer and wrapped his arms around both his lovers.
“Yeah, yeah bastard…We love you too.” Naruto grumbled and bit down on Sasuke’s chest. “Oh and don’t think I’m done yet…Give me an hour or two and I’ll fuck Itachi through the bed…And oooh…Do you think we can do it in the new car? That would be awesome…Naruto Uzumaki, speed demon, cruising the roads, the wind blowing through his hair and his two bitches on his lap…”
“What the fuck?!”
-- "Of Pools and Perverts" by Acherona
-- Turning at the sound of a new voice both Gaara and Naruto spotted Kankuro leaning against the doorframe.
“Why is it every time me and Gaara are having a conversation you pop out of nowhere and seem to fall right into it like you where here the whole time.” Naruto said his voice taking on an odd whiny quality.
Kankuro just shrugged completely unmoved by Naruto’s outburst, “Can’t say exactly, it’s like I have a gossip radar in my ass, every time something good is being said my ass gets this tingling feeling.”
“That’s probably just some long lost dildo,” Naruto muttered out.
“What was that?”
“Huh, oh nothing, nothing at all.”
-- "School boys playing with big toys" by Pagan Blood
--“Naruto we don’t care,” Kankuro called out as he walked up to clasp the blond on the shoulder.
“Yeah,” Gaara added, “we’re your family we only have each other.” Walking up to Naruto also Gaara smiled at him. “Besides,” he added tapping his tattoo, “we love you.”
“Aww Gaara you’re so mushy,” Naruto cooed smiling at the red-head.
“Yeah, well don’t except it a lot.” Gaara smirked and reaching out twisted Naruto nipple causing the blond to curse and fall to his knees.
--"School boys playing with big toys" by Pagan Blood
--"Aw fuck!", he cursed quietly, careful not to wake the man behind him as he slipped a hand down his chest and into his boxers. Sometimes he really hated his teenage body, because while it could be nice to get horny all the time for almost no reason whatsoever, more often than not it was just plain annoying. For example there he was, innocently blowing trees up, and a yellow bird flies past. The yellow made him think of his father and then he had to think of how it felt to have the other pound into him and bam! Instant hard-on. From a bird!"
--"Original Sin" by ShiruyTheSecond
--“Wow. You sure have a way with words.”
There’s a tint of pink still lingering on Sasuke’s cheeks.
Naruto’s grin widens, as he suddenly grabs the boy and throws him over his shoulder. Grabbing the microphone, he announces something to the whole school.
“Back off bitches, he’s mine!”
And then he runs away from the furious fangirls, laughing.
"Even if" by NoNoWritter
--"When he was alone, he easily attracted girls, who came this time too, some trying to ask him for a date, some for just plain sex and he even got a disturbing baby carrier candidate. It took ten whole minutes for Naruto to emerge from the arcade to ‘rescue’ him from all the boobs surrounding him.
‘Rescued’ as in having the blonde suddenly just run up to them, grapping him and throwing him over his shoulder and then running away, laughing like a maniac that he occasionally was, while screaming ‘I got him, he’s mine and he shall carry my man-babies, bitches!’
All in all, their date was a disaster."
-- "Under Pressure" by NoNoWritter
--"Letting his eyes drift over the Konoha-nin he evaluated them in a way only Kankuro can.
'Hmm…Hyuga Hinata… no. Too shy… and the eyes are just freaky. …Aburame Shino… no. Just no. …Haruno Sakura… nice legs, no chest, and that hair… no. …Uzumaki Naruto… Gaara’s already got dibs there. …Sai…too much like that Uchiha brat… Ahh… what have we here…Inuzuka Kiba…'
Eyeing the brunette, Kankuro smirked.
'Well built, attractive, and if he’s half as wild in bed as he is when he fights… ding-ding-ding we have a winner.' "
-- "Kankuro's Bedroom" by Tanuki-Mara
-- " “Mmm…” He murmured. “Next step: walking.”
“What?” Kiba asked tiredly. Kankuro chuckled and Kiba felt his lover hardening inside of him. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
“Nope,” Kankuro said, sitting up. “I made you a promise. I’m going to keep it.”
“No…” Kiba moaned. “Once is enough!”
“Once is never enough,” Kankuro laughed, setting Kiba’s legs around his waist. “And you said ‘over and over and over again.’”
“Yeah, but I didn’t mean it!”
“You lied to me? You need to be punished.”
“What?! It wasn’t a lie! You can’t hold me to th- Hey! Untie me!”
“Mmm… you look so cute all trussed up, remind me to get you a collar and leash.”
“Nani!? Let me go!”
“Stop struggling Mutt!”
“No! Let me- Ahh! Oh!”
“That shut you up.”
“Pfft, not when you ask like that.”
“Make up your mind. First you don’t want it and now-”
“…the things I do for you…” "
-- "Kankuro's Bedroom" by Tanuki-Mara
--"I love you..."
"EIJIII! My love! "
"Don't jump me like that!"
"But I'm so happy-- I love you too! When you say it like that, I'm as happy as I've ever been!!"
"... Me too."
"Well then, next time it wont just be my tail. Will you let me double-stuff you?!(tail and dick)"
-- "Love Neko" an actual manga oneshot that everyone should read
Naruto backed away from Sasuke and took his hand with a gentle smile. Naruto squeezed his hand, eyes shining with happiness. “I can’t wait to have kids!” he chirped as they began walking down the street. “It’s gonna be great!”
“Come on, dobe,” Sasuke chuckled. “I’m hungry.”
“Okay, sure thing,” Naruto replied distractedly. “Do you think the kids will be like me?”
“Not if God is merciful.”
-- "The Cheshire Cat" by Tanuki-Mara
--"The second person to approach him was none other than Snape himself.
Looking extremely sour, he stomped over to where Harry was sitting, drinking his beer, and slumped into the seat across from him. Harry raised an eyebrow at him and Snape shot him a look of pure disgust as he bit out words as though they tasted foul.
“I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”
Harry collapsed to the table, laughing hysterically at the greasy man. Snape spared him a single look of disgust before rising. “Is that a no then?” he asked. Harry didn’t respond, as he was still laughing. “Very well. And pull yourself together, Potter. You look like an idiot.” "
-- "Wrong For Him" by Tanuki-Mara
Other funny pick up lines in this story:
“If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?”
“Can I have your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
“Your beauty is so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“Excuse me; could you give me directions to your apartment?”
“If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.”
“If I tossed this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”
“Well, Potter, the word of the day is ‘legs’. Let’s go back to my room and spread the word.”
--" They lay in silence for a while simply enjoying the afterglow.
Until the baby monitor crackled to life, Kakashi’s voice filling the room.
“As wonderful as I’m sure that was, you woke the babies, Naruto.”
-- "The Cheshire Cat" by Tanuki Mara
-- "Itachi pulled the tie out of his hair and shook it a few times, not bothering with the brush on the dresser. He turned round and saw Neji laying stomach-down on the bed, wearing boxers and one of Itachi’s shirts, hair falling out of the ponytail and eyes half-closed. “If you’re a prisoner, you’re the most spoiled one I’ve ever seen,” he said emotionlessly, nudging the Hyuuga over so he could lay down in the bed.
Neji curled up next to Itachi in the bed, one hand wrapping around the missing-nin’s waist. “You’re not a very good captor, either.” Already the warmth and comfort of his lover’s touch was lulling him into sleep.
“If I tie you up you like it too much.”
All the answer Itachi got was a soft snore. Scowling a little to cover the inner smile, Itachi turned off the light and rested his chin on the top of Neji’s head."
-- "Homecoming" by NayanRoo
Mwahahahahaha! The most amazing Koinu-chan made a "Discover if You are a Seme or Uke!" quiz and I proudly post my result.
I encourage others to take it to! (maybe my uke will make themself know? .)
Discover if You are Seme or Uke! : http:///view/show/6776
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