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Joined 06-27-07, id: 1311681, Profile Updated: 09-12-09
Author has written 11 stories for Berserk, Harry Potter, Hellsing, Naruto, Bleach, and True Blood.


HELLO EVERYONE!!~

So I have no idea what to put up here. Lets give this a try.

Stuff About Me:

- Um, well i guess to start this off I am a girl. (go figure)

- I'm opened minded and I don't give a crap about all of the things people usually judge others on. You are what you are.

- I'm still in school and might always be a bit Cassy-sick(I will always and forever remember the bubbly happiness that is Cassy, even if she is miles away from me).

- My hair color depends monthly on how I'm feeling.

- My eyes are dark brown.

- I cherish my friends, though small in number they are frigin' awsome.

- Artsy? I guess you can say that. (I am a Choir/Band/Drama/Theater nerd and I wouldn't have it any other way.)

- Love anime, manga, video games, music, and whatever else I feel like doing at that moment.

Favorite Yaoi Pairings: That might take awhile to list.

Hated Yaoi Pairings: SasuNaru. It was fine at first, but I never really liked Sasuke and when you look up Naruto Yaoi stories thats all I ever see. I also am kinda fed up with XXXXNaru. I understand the need for Naruto to be an Uke, but come on people don't you get sick of it after writting/ reading a hundred Naruto uke stories?

Music: In general, rock all the way. Specifically, that would take longer than I feel like spending on updating my profile. Maybe later though.

So...

Everyone visit my good friend The Ever Holy Mad Hatter and read our joint story (my first published on fanfiction.net) The Gift to Feel (a ItaNaru)!
Revised Since my good friend The Ever Holy Mad Hatter hasn't been able to get online to create and edit chapters with me, I will now be posting the ItaNaru story The Gift to Feel on my site. Sorry for any confusion.

Reviews are good!

I think I am going to post some yaoi's as soon as I feel motivated to type them. Hope you enjoy everything I put up!

Cookies to all,

XxTaintedxDaggerxX

Poignard Corrompu (French)

Verdorbener Dolch (German)

Pugnale Alterato (Italian)

感染した短剣 (Japanese)

Daga Corrompida (Spanish)


Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage because it's just plain rational.


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they
could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


I have now decided to create a favorite quotes or scenes article here in the portion below. After the amazing line I just read, it would be a shame if I didn't share it with the world. Will post more as I find them.


-- It felt so safe being surrounded by the two people he loved most in the whole world. Naruto’s head lay safely on his chest and he could feel Itachi’s breath on his neck. This was how things were supposed to be.

“Happy birthday little brother, did you enjoy your present?” Itachi’s voice was gravelly and sleepy and the older Uchiha snuggled closer and wrapped his arms around both his lovers.

“Hn.”

“Yeah, yeah bastard…We love you too.” Naruto grumbled and bit down on Sasuke’s chest. “Oh and don’t think I’m done yet…Give me an hour or two and I’ll fuck Itachi through the bed…And oooh…Do you think we can do it in the new car? That would be awesome…Naruto Uzumaki, speed demon, cruising the roads, the wind blowing through his hair and his two bitches on his lap…”

“What the fuck?!”

-- "Of Pools and Perverts" by Acherona

-- Turning at the sound of a new voice both Gaara and Naruto spotted Kankuro leaning against the doorframe.

“Why is it every time me and Gaara are having a conversation you pop out of nowhere and seem to fall right into it like you where here the whole time.” Naruto said his voice taking on an odd whiny quality.

Kankuro just shrugged completely unmoved by Naruto’s outburst, “Can’t say exactly, it’s like I have a gossip radar in my ass, every time something good is being said my ass gets this tingling feeling.”

“That’s probably just some long lost dildo,” Naruto muttered out.

“What was that?”

“Huh, oh nothing, nothing at all.”

-- "School boys playing with big toys" by Pagan Blood

--“Naruto we don’t care,” Kankuro called out as he walked up to clasp the blond on the shoulder.

“Yeah,” Gaara added, “we’re your family we only have each other.” Walking up to Naruto also Gaara smiled at him. “Besides,” he added tapping his tattoo, “we love you.”

“Aww Gaara you’re so mushy,” Naruto cooed smiling at the red-head.

“Yeah, well don’t except it a lot.” Gaara smirked and reaching out twisted Naruto nipple causing the blond to curse and fall to his knees.

“Fucking sadist”

“I know.”

--"School boys playing with big toys" by Pagan Blood


--"Aw fuck!", he cursed quietly, careful not to wake the man behind him as he slipped a hand down his chest and into his boxers. Sometimes he really hated his teenage body, because while it could be nice to get horny all the time for almost no reason whatsoever, more often than not it was just plain annoying. For example there he was, innocently blowing trees up, and a yellow bird flies past. The yellow made him think of his father and then he had to think of how it felt to have the other pound into him and bam! Instant hard-on. From a bird!"

--"Original Sin" by ShiruyTheSecond

--“Wow. You sure have a way with words.”

There’s a tint of pink still lingering on Sasuke’s cheeks.

“Shut up.”

Naruto’s grin widens, as he suddenly grabs the boy and throws him over his shoulder. Grabbing the microphone, he announces something to the whole school.

“Back off bitches, he’s mine!”

And then he runs away from the furious fangirls, laughing.

"Even if" by NoNoWritter

--"When he was alone, he easily attracted girls, who came this time too, some trying to ask him for a date, some for just plain sex and he even got a disturbing baby carrier candidate. It took ten whole minutes for Naruto to emerge from the arcade to ‘rescue’ him from all the boobs surrounding him.

‘Rescued’ as in having the blonde suddenly just run up to them, grapping him and throwing him over his shoulder and then running away, laughing like a maniac that he occasionally was, while screaming ‘I got him, he’s mine and he shall carry my man-babies, bitches!’

All in all, their date was a disaster."

-- "Under Pressure" by NoNoWritter

--"Letting his eyes drift over the Konoha-nin he evaluated them in a way only Kankuro can.

'Hmm…Hyuga Hinata… no. Too shy… and the eyes are just freaky. …Aburame Shino… no. Just no. …Haruno Sakura… nice legs, no chest, and that hair… no. …Uzumaki Naruto… Gaara’s already got dibs there. …Sai…too much like that Uchiha brat… Ahh… what have we here…Inuzuka Kiba…'

Eyeing the brunette, Kankuro smirked.

'Well built, attractive, and if he’s half as wild in bed as he is when he fights… ding-ding-ding we have a winner.' "

-- "Kankuro's Bedroom" by Tanuki-Mara

-- " “Mmm…” He murmured. “Next step: walking.”

“What?” Kiba asked tiredly. Kankuro chuckled and Kiba felt his lover hardening inside of him. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

“Nope,” Kankuro said, sitting up. “I made you a promise. I’m going to keep it.”

“No…” Kiba moaned. “Once is enough!”

“Once is never enough,” Kankuro laughed, setting Kiba’s legs around his waist. “And you said ‘over and over and over again.’”

“Yeah, but I didn’t mean it!”

“You lied to me? You need to be punished.”

“What?! It wasn’t a lie! You can’t hold me to th- Hey! Untie me!”

“Mmm… you look so cute all trussed up, remind me to get you a collar and leash.”

“Nani!? Let me go!”

“Stop struggling Mutt!”

“No! Let me- Ahh! Oh!”

“That shut you up.”

“Ngh! Harder!”

“Pfft, not when you ask like that.”

“Harder! Now!”

“Make up your mind. First you don’t want it and now-”

“Ahh! Move!”

“…the things I do for you…” "

-- "Kankuro's Bedroom" by Tanuki-Mara

--"I love you..."

"EIJIII! My love! "

"Don't jump me like that!"

"But I'm so happy-- I love you too! When you say it like that, I'm as happy as I've ever been!!"

"... Me too."

"Well then, next time it wont just be my tail. Will you let me double-stuff you?!(tail and dick)"

"... (silence)"

-- "Love Neko" an actual manga oneshot that everyone should read

--"Hn, dobe…”

Naruto backed away from Sasuke and took his hand with a gentle smile. Naruto squeezed his hand, eyes shining with happiness. “I can’t wait to have kids!” he chirped as they began walking down the street. “It’s gonna be great!”

“Come on, dobe,” Sasuke chuckled. “I’m hungry.”

“Okay, sure thing,” Naruto replied distractedly. “Do you think the kids will be like me?”

“Not if God is merciful.”

“TEME!” "

-- "The Cheshire Cat" by Tanuki-Mara

--"The second person to approach him was none other than Snape himself.

Looking extremely sour, he stomped over to where Harry was sitting, drinking his beer, and slumped into the seat across from him. Harry raised an eyebrow at him and Snape shot him a look of pure disgust as he bit out words as though they tasted foul.

“I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

Harry collapsed to the table, laughing hysterically at the greasy man. Snape spared him a single look of disgust before rising. “Is that a no then?” he asked. Harry didn’t respond, as he was still laughing. “Very well. And pull yourself together, Potter. You look like an idiot.” "

-- "Wrong For Him" by Tanuki-Mara

Other funny pick up lines in this story:

“If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?”

“Can I have your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”

“Your beauty is so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Excuse me; could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.”

“If I tossed this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”

“Well, Potter, the word of the day is ‘legs’. Let’s go back to my room and spread the word.”


--" They lay in silence for a while simply enjoying the afterglow.

Until the baby monitor crackled to life, Kakashi’s voice filling the room.

“As wonderful as I’m sure that was, you woke the babies, Naruto.”

“FUCK!” "

-- "The Cheshire Cat" by Tanuki Mara


-- "Itachi pulled the tie out of his hair and shook it a few times, not bothering with the brush on the dresser. He turned round and saw Neji laying stomach-down on the bed, wearing boxers and one of Itachi’s shirts, hair falling out of the ponytail and eyes half-closed. “If you’re a prisoner, you’re the most spoiled one I’ve ever seen,” he said emotionlessly, nudging the Hyuuga over so he could lay down in the bed.

Neji curled up next to Itachi in the bed, one hand wrapping around the missing-nin’s waist. “You’re not a very good captor, either.” Already the warmth and comfort of his lover’s touch was lulling him into sleep.

“If I tie you up you like it too much.”

All the answer Itachi got was a soft snore. Scowling a little to cover the inner smile, Itachi turned off the light and rested his chin on the top of Neji’s head."

-- "Homecoming" by NayanRoo


Mwahahahahaha! The most amazing Koinu-chan made a "Discover if You are a Seme or Uke!" quiz and I proudly post my result.

Picture link: http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/no_ones_perfect_who_cares/sememwahahaha.jpg

I encourage others to take it to! (maybe my uke will make themself know? .)

Discover if You are Seme or Uke! : http://www.memegen.net/view/show/6776

~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I've TRIED COMMITTING SUICIDE so I MUST have issues

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A Life Worth Living by avioleta reviews
There is nothing malignant, nothing unsettling here, except for the fact that he's in an unfamiliar place, in an unfamiliar bed, curled beside Harry bloody Potter, of all people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 441,745 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,176 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Generosity Ill Dressed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Name I'll Give to Thee by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,746 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Law of Averages by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry is fed up with being used and emotionally abused by the long line of lovers he's chosen in the past. A conversation with Ron makes him think that maybe he should let the lover choose him. He never would have anticipated where this path would lead him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] - Complete
My Empire of Dirt by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Loki/Tony] Loki came to Earth sooner than anyone knew. Except for Tony, who met him and fucked him and loved him in that order, and then later shot at him in Stuttgart; because apparently his lover was a supervillian and everybody knew it, but him. Pre- and post-Avengers. Language. AU. FrostIron. Using people. Lying. Feels. Eventual happy ending. Smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by texasbella reviews
One is the mayor: happily married to the perfect woman, adored by the townspeople. The other is the sheriff: distant, gruff and feared. They both have secrets that can only be shared behind closed doors. Written for the pick a pic challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Right Place, Right Time by dreiser reviews
Genderswap. AU - Always A Girl. Femslash. F/F sex. One Shot. Stephanie Rogers never thought being frozen in Antarctica for seventy years was a case of being at the right place, at the right time. At least, that's until she got to know Toni Stark.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,403 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In Time, Once Again by avioleta reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry uses a Time Turner in an attempt to rewrite history. However, something goes wrong, and he's thrown back fourteen years into the past. Originally written for Snarry-a-Thon 2012. Please see story for full details and warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,915 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Conflict Resolution by wirewrappedlily reviews
The Hulk doesn't like it when "mommy" and "daddy" fight, and Clint really wishes he could take an ice cream scoop to his brain after a sight like that. Steve/Tony M for the sexytimes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Redemption by Kipli reviews
TONY/LOKI. Set just after the film. Loki is banished from Asgard and stripped of his powers as punishment for his actions against Midgard. However even if Stark accepts being Loki's steward, can he manage to keep him safe from the Chitauri? SLASH NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Ocean of Secrets by destielshipper reviews
AU: Based of Titanic. Castiel Milton boards the famous boat in hopes to travel back to New York and marry, but that all changes when a certain gentleman interrupts his life and a catastrophic disaster leaves them fighting for their lives but their love.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,966 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 313 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Performance Issues by izzabella11 reviews
Tony has an unexpected problem in bed. Things only get worse from there... Tony/Loki oneshot
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Strawberry IceCream by philomina reviews
Carlisle has lived his whole life as a chubby miserable nerd who could never get a boyfriend and only wanted to have a taste of happiness. Its a good thing that the most tempting treat of all has come along in the form of Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Where is Your Hair? by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Tom a wandering thief looking for adventure finds Harry locked up in a tower. What better adventure could you come across? Sorry, this summary sucks story's better I promise. Based off the fairy tale Rapunzel. OC chracters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden by destielshipper reviews
AU: With a past behind him, seventeen year old Castiel has escaped and is starting afresh in a new high school. He meets, Dean Winchester, his older and more mature teacher who knows right from wrong but sometimes temptation is just too much to overlook.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,385 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by TheTrickyOwl reviews
Post World War II AU. Lieutenant General Gabriel Milton has been struggling with his own nightmares long after the end of the second world war, but could the young brother of a fallen comrade be the peace he's sought for so long? Gabriel/Sam Winchester
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,314 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Year of the Tiger by Imperial Mint reviews
A collection of 365 stories based on 'word of the day'. Ranging from slightly off-canon to AU, all containing at least hints and often more of ItaNaru. Individual summaries inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,468 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Synergy by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is being followed, and she suspects she knows by whom. But when they come face-to-face, how will she react to him and his startling request? SS/HG. M readers only, please. Written for the 2011 LJ SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bunny Plugs and Other Assorted Ways to Kill Time by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes can always use a guinea pig. Two Weasleys and a Malfoy in a cellar under Diagon after the shops have shut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Broke Straight Guys by YamiTenshi reviews
Rent is due within days. All his other resources have been exhausted. And his girlfriend just broke up with him. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself stepping into a world that he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams for the sake of rent. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,930 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
We, The Kings by MissPronounced reviews
A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 191,330 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Hermione and Millicent comfort each other after mutual heart break. FEMSLASH Millicent Bulstrode/Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Hermione G., Millicent B. - Complete
Drosselmeyer's Doll by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel's eyes clung to the doll, silent adoration shining in them. Oh, if he had known he would come to love his own creation this much, perhaps he never would have made him. Christmas AkuRoku commission for BatPhace
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bring It On Home by lilyleia78 reviews
When John sells his sons to Heaven in exchange for the Colt, Dean and Sam find themselves separated from each other and in the care of two very different angels. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,817 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Saturday Night Lights by kurosora1984 reviews
A curious virgin. A gorgeous stripper. And one hell of a hot show. AkuRoku commission for PamelaIsley
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,663 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sunkissed Skin and a Dimpled Smile by NanaMun reviews
It was like riding a rollercoaster. The anticipation before I knew I would see him. The excitement would build up, my nerves climbing, then he'd be in my view or step into a room and my stomach would drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,431 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Seth, Jasper - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mission Impossible by AcrossTheOcean reviews
A nail gun accident and their lives are changed forevermore, no joke - Leon and Cloud, rated M.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,391 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Impossible by PerfectPride reviews
Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,595 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Destiny Turns by julesmonster reviews
Harry never made it to Hogwarts at age 11. Five years later, Severus Snape happens to come across Harry in the red light district of Muggle London. Slash HP/SS. Contains mention of MPreg in final chapter...nothing explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,736 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
5 Times Mill Bulstrode Came Out by disamphigory reviews
"I'm a boy, Pansy. Like in my head and everything. A boy. Like Greg or Draco." Mill thinks this over for a few seconds. "Okay maybe not a boy like Draco. I'm...sturdier."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Millicent B., Harry P. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stranded by EmbersSpark reviews
Tony gets stranded in the city and picks up a kitty in the rain. A funny thing happens when the kitty turns into our black haired god. Wonder how he'll thank his savior. Stark/Loki, M for smut people.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
When Can I See You Again? by sadtomato reviews
Jasper's been out and proud for 15 years. What happens when he meets Carlisle, who is just stepping out of the closet for the first time? Voted First Place in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest 2.0!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
Dismiss Your Fears by Unwritten.25 reviews
Klaine. When Burt dies instead of waking up from his coma, Kurt goes mute. The summer after his junior year, Kurt works in his aunt's secondhand bookshop, the same place where Blaine applies for a job as live entertainment. H/C, character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,483 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Rebel and The Chosen by chelseyb reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Blind Date by MandaxPanda reviews
**Rinoa/Saïx side story, read my fic Fire so you know what I'm talking about** After being betrayed over and over by his past lovers, Saïx finally agrees to date again, he didn't know that this blind date would lead to the best love he could ever ask for.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,148 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Saïx - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Ruinous by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Prisoner!Dean in hospital being reluctantly examined by Intern!Cas. Warning, mentions of past abuse sexual and physical , character death, some scenes that some may find disturbing, mental scars, terminal illness.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Me and Mine by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Castiel is a gay priest and devoted to repressing himself, until he meets seventeen year old Dean who needs help in denying his own sexuality. Inconvenient though it is, they fall in love and move from denial to platonic love to something more complex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,570 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,817 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kissing Finnick Odair by Howlynn reviews
Finnick Odair is crazy. Nobody seems to have time for him, but one young girl is determined to help him. Prim and Finnick become friends. This is friendship, not romance, even with a little kissing. This one will make you smile I hope. Read and review.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Finnick O., Prim E. - Complete
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Life Eternal: Always You by Windseeker2305 reviews
"Certain bonds can never be broken.Certain things are meant to be.This is one of those things." Major SPOILERS for my Life series. This is a Life Cycle future fic! Meaning it takes place years after Life Crusades ends and deals with fave characters kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,936 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
My name is Destiny by AcrossTheOcean reviews
Marluxia is a stripper who ends up on the lap of Kadaj during one of his shifts. And the next. And then the one after that. And the following... Both lacking in emotion, they are surprised to find out they feel for one another. Rated M.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kadaj, Marluxia - Complete
Magic by Acherona reviews
An investigation on the attacks of mated pairs draws two wounded souls together but will they save each other as well as the rest of the vampire community? Or will their demons and the culprit behind the attacks tear them apart? Third fic in the M-series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,441 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Twenty Days and a Full Moon by Geale reviews
There are bad things about new co-workers, and then there are good things. And Bill is *so* not a werewolf. Srsly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Which Castiel Joins The Glee Club by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel joins the Glee club to help Dean and Sam out with a case, since they're too old and can't sing. Apparently Seraphim can sing - who knew? That and Dean apparently has a little thing for Adam Lambert... Dean/Castiel, Kurt/Blaine.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,800 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Castiel, Rachel B. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7656 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
University by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
This is a story in three parts about Harry and Draco going away to school together. Well, not together intentionally. That bit comes later. SLASH Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,728 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hi, I'm your husband by AcrossTheOcean reviews
The first time Cloud meets Leon is at the alter. How did they get there and now what are they going to do as newlyweds? And throw a brain tumor and a crazy ex girlfriend into the mix, what can possibly go wrong? Rated M.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Defying Gravity by julesmonster reviews
The community theater is putting on a production of Wicked and Rachel and Kurt convince Finn to audition, leading to some major changes in Finn's life as he learns to defy gravity. Slash Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Kurt H., Finn H.] - Complete
I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You by ToryTigress92 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
The Breast Pocket Letter by philomina reviews
Jasper Whitlock has been alone a long time. Yet what happens when the name of Eward Cullen comes back to whisper to him through the years?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Addition Alley Spring by oliver.snape reviews
Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
“Please Itachi… I know I can’t save Sasuke but I can save you.” Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto’s hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rehearsal by AcrossTheOcean reviews
Cloud has a crush on Leon, but Leon happens to be Zack's best friend, and Zack is Cloud's older brother... Leon gets to see Cloud in a whole new light when they end up becoming roommates. Rated M.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,255 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Anything for a Price by A Darker Heaven reviews
Twenty-one year old Robert Chase has just moved to the States looking to get away from his over bearing Father. Being low on funds he joins an escort service to make some quick cash and ends up meeting a man who will change his life.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,313 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Sand In My Shoes by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Harry is back from a much needed vacation, but can't seem to keep his mind off the unexpected man he met there. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Inhibitions by Athey reviews
One-shot HP/DM - Fairly cliché setup - a potions accident involving Harry and Draco leads startling personal revelations and happy snogging-times. Slightly AU 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Angel Cakes by Acherona reviews
Kakashi has never believed in love at first sight, lust though is another matter entirely. As soon as he watched the beautiful man dance he knew he had to have him, even if he would have face the devil himself to get him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Hiding in a Hollow Tree by voyagemaiden reviews
Post DH. After the war Harry plans to live a normal life. But when Ginny betrays him for Dean, Harry loses his will to live. Only a certain silver wolf can save him. HP/FG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Sookie the Vampire Slayer by Sleepy Lotus reviews
In an alternative universe in which Sookie kicks ass, she and Sheriff Northman have a history. S/E.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,438 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger. This is the work in progress version. For the edited fic that includes corrections please visit my website.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Seven Years by Lyska reviews
On the night before his seventh birthday Harry made a wish. With all his might he wished to be loved, to have a family and a friend. He went to sleep that night with a smile on his face and woke up to a completely new life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dying Love by mavrosal reviews
What would happen if Godric lived and Bill was suddenly way out of the picture? Godric/Sookie/Eric pairing.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,450 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
Basic Alchemy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Changing a handful of elements from one thing to another through miraculous scientific means; that is basic alchemy. But can the same principle apply to people as well? .:. Dave/Kurt, predicts for and occurs after 2x08. spoilers for 2x06 and 2x07. DONE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Fever by Leista reviews
You know the now-cliché singing in the shower and discovery of musical talent thing? This is the Kurt/Karofsky version...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swimming for beginners by Lyska reviews
During the second task, Harry has to rescue his long time crush - written for Kamerreon's and Excentrykemuse's "Love a Lion Fest"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
Marked by Acherona reviews
A fight in an alley, a beautiful stranger, a mysterious bar… and what the hell is that thing on his throat? Naruto Uzumaki's life just got a lot more complicated. Naru/Ita.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
La Bestia by Imperial Mint reviews
Lost to a wager, Naruto is sentenced to life or death under La Bestia, a man who is more animal than human. Abandoned by his father, with a murdered mother, Naruto cannot go back, but what sort of life is waiting for him under The Beast? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mate by Acherona reviews
Sometimes Sasuke thought fate enjoyed screwing with him. Times like this, when his destined mate hates vampires and is being stalked by a psychotic rogue, he's sure of it. Sequel to Marked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Teeth by ConstantSnow reviews
Harry followed Malfoy into the Forbidden Forest during a night in sixth year. NC-17 Rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The pot and kettle sequel to Third time lucky by sweet-dirty reviews
Harry Potter. The glorious Savior of the Wizarding world. Draco Malfoy. The hardly accepted bad guy. Two different men who both barely survived the war. Is there more they have in common? Or will they always stay archenemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wolf in the Wild by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Getting lost in the woods leads to an interesting development. SLASH Fenrir/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Who Wants To Live Forever? by multicolouredeyes reviews
Over 100 years ago Hadrian Riddle-Lestrange was turned.Now he and his uncle,Rabastan,are being called upon to help the Cullens against the Volturi.He didn't expect to find happiness just to have it ripped away in a small town called Forks.HP/JB SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
From Enemies To Lovers by multicolouredeyes reviews
Jasper reflects upon the development of his relationship with Paul as the battle against the Volturi approaches. Entry for the Slash Backslash 2.0 One-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jasper, Paul - Complete
Trouble at Lou Pines by SuperGeek7191 reviews
Based, originally, on the S3 trailer where Sookie gets accosted at a Were bar. It was just a little one-chapter thing but it grew. Lemony, so if you're not into that don't read it. Ta!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Roommates by ChocohalicsAnonymous reviews
Roommates-that's all they started out as. It was a simple deal: split the rent, keep the apartment clean, restock the beer when they were out. Clean and simple. Until it wasn't. Kaka/Naru. PWP. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Cherrywood & Walnut by Acherona reviews
Locked in an office with broken AC during the worst heat wave in Konoha with your very own fantasy man…Whatever is Itachi to do? Boiling blood and a sturdy desk might come in handy. Naru/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happiness by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Viktor Krum has always had feelings for Harry Potter, but never got the chance to act on them. AU SLASH Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
The Ranch Hand by fiberkitty reviews
When Bella hires vet tech Emmett to help out on the ranch she co-owns with Jasper, Emmett spends more time checking out the cowboy than the livestock. Winning entry in the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest. Emmett/Jasper slash. AH tequila citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Understanding Emotions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
General Sai does not understand emotions. Field Marshal Itachi helps him. ItaSai, YAOI, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Lights, Camera, Action! by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,419 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers and Lovers by DeanHeartsCas reviews
After years of secretly loving his brother, Sam finally gets his ultimate fantasy. Wincest. My first one! Ahaha, also! Based on Season 2 Sam and Dean, yano, back when Sam had sexy hair... Don't like? Don't read!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Scratching the Surface by luvscharlie reviews
Millie's not your ordinary girl, but Charlie finds that if you scratch the surface, there's a bit more to her. Charlie/Millicent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Charlie W., Millicent B. - Complete
Light in the Dark by Leelu's skittles reviews
Sirius wished that he'd seen it sooner. Or rather, he wished that he'd never forgotten. Because James was nothing, and Harry was his light in a darkness that was insanity. SBHP, past JPSB, slash, oneshot. Companion to Living in a Shadow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by Bittersweet Alias reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
Living in a shadow by Leelu's skittles reviews
Hary was willing to live in a shadow for the rest of his life, if that meant the man he loved was happy. Even if it meant that he died a bit more each night. Because Sirius was more important. SBHP, implied past JPSB. Slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,488 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day by Nyx Myst reviews
Voldemort hates New Year’s Eve. It being his birthday, or rather the birthday of Tom Marvolo Riddle, means nothing to him. Anyone who tries to celebrate the day better have their Will up-to-date. Warning: SLASH – HP/LV – Minor Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
King's Crossroad Station by Nyx Myst reviews
After a long life, Harry Potter returns to his personal crossroad between life and death, King’s Cross Station, and to what’s waiting for him there. Warnings: Character Death, Rated M though not more implied than explicit, and SLASH male/male – HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Corvin reviews
AU: The recently dumped Kankurou explores a new hobby of questionable legality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Kankuro, Sakon
Net and Coal by Liana111 reviews
So basically, its about Katniss and Finnick right before the opening ceremonies and they have a "moment" getting all hot and heavy. They get caught by who? One shot. Lemons. Rated M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Discretion by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Sasuke and Naruto meet at a dinner party. Both are bored and both have secrets they rather keep from their fathers. Can they keep their relationship a secret? Real Summary Inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,110 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Freedom Isn't Free by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Fortune Teller Nightmares by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Summary: Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly sixty days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Devotion to Misbehave by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Summer Escape by enchanted nightingale reviews
After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rabastan L., Harry P. - Complete
The Fallen by UchidaKarasu reviews
MinaKaka, YonKaka, AU. When Namikaze Minato, the Senior Pastor of a widely popular church, meets Hatake Kakashi, a self-admitted gay athiest, how will Minato deal with the lust and the temptation of the sins of the flesh?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not So Broken Bonds by Twisted Vixen reviews
Sasuke thought he had severed his bonds with Naruto. So why was he still sneaking back to Konoha just to get a glimpse of him? Two-shot, NaruSasu moreso than SasuNaru. Consider it Naruto's bday present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hothouse Handlings by Acherona reviews
Finding the perfect birthday gift for his mother is not easy, Itachi has discovered that the hard way. Horny brothers, rare flowers and frizzy hair…Can a sexy boyfriend save this horrid day? ItaSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Weapon, Perfect Weapon by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Without Zabuza and Orochimaru, Haku and Kimimaro were nothing more than broken weapons. They had no one to serve, no purpose to fill. However, now that they're together, can their broken pieces be joined? KimiHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kimimaro, Haku - Complete
Don't Feed The Fish by Acherona reviews
Suigetsu was bored, he was beyond bored. One could only polish ones sword so many times by one self before even that task lost its charm after all. A smutty and silly Sui/Sasu birthday fic for Fallenkarma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Song Indeed by Lunarfang reviews
NarutoxGaara Serious OOC; Naruto heads to a concert with Sakura; things turn interesting when Naruto draws the singers attention with more than just sparkling eyes and a giant I LOVE YOU! sign.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Ashes by unheard screams reviews
Dying alone doesn't seem so bad at first. You've come to expect it. That is, until something completely unexpected happens. YXK, completed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,413 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
FML by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The S Saga by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Short Stories with various pairings. Each chapter has a new theme. Rated for language. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Of Pools and Perverts by Acherona reviews
It’s Sasuke’s birthday and Naruto and Itachi will make sure their lover gets a birthday to remember. SIN threesome Birthday fic for Trulywicked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Smoldering by Acherona reviews
Sasuke’s lips were soon covered by another pair, they were slightly chapped and their owner smelt like smoke and sweat but Sasuke had never felt anything more wonderful. Happy SasuNaru day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Triangles by PunkWolfIncarnate reviews
Ninja-verse AU. One of the most awkward moments in Team 7 history. SasuNaruSasu with a side helping of NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Twisted Vixen reviews
The handful of meetings between Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto were always intense. Who’d have thought there was an underlying reason for it? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hellweek by Acherona reviews
College… New classes, new fraternity, new rules and one older brother who’s about to change everything…Welcome to University boys. SasuItaNaru SIN threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Time for Everything by RubberDuckies reviews
Itachi has made it his personal mission to try and tear down Kakashi at every chance he gets, even though he's terrible at it, but it isn't because he hates his peer, and Kakashi knows it. KakaIta YAOI nc-17 lemonz HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ITACHI !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pickup Lines by tsusami reviews
Naruto needs to practice his approach to the opposite sex.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Sparkle by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Legolas/HP Harry was killed by Voldemort. Due to a miracle he doesn’t pass onto the afterlife. He wakes up just outside of Gondor. Mistaken for Isildur's heir Harry is kept in isolation until Faromir accidentally frees him & he meets a certain blond Elf
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
The Way You Say My Name by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crossing The Line by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Liking them young and male was never his repertoire. But no matter how you look at it, Sasuke is a kid and has that thing between his legs. When you are forty, it might be dangerous to play with fire, captain Uzumaki. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, M for Sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taking the Plunge by Disgruntled Minion reviews
There were many things Naruto never expected to see after waking up, Itachi emerging from a book was one of them; turns out that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Now he’s in a world of talking birds, hooded men and finding out more than he wished to know
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beetle Bound by Acherona reviews
Naruto returns from a mission late and on top of everything he missed his and his lovers one year anniversary, that warrants a punishment…At least that’s what our blonds’ lover think. Smutty and fluffy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Dreams by kirallie reviews
NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,203 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
From Flight to Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
Every relationship has a start and an end, a flight and a fall. The birds sang on the final day as snatches of memories reveal a relationship that should never have been. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Treasure by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is having a wonderful day. As is Itachi. Naruto is having an awful day. What happens when their days collide? Why, ItaNaru of course! yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snow White by Acherona reviews
Snow White Sasuke. Find out how he fares with Madara as the evil queen, a very clumsy Prince Charming and a cottage filled with perverts…Welcome to once upon a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Different One by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Pain. Chaos. Death. Itachi is content to hide away his emotions for the sake of his job. But a young blond sheds light into the otherwise dark world. "Nine out of ten people say they're scared of death." “Guess I’m the one that’s different" Oneshot AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Passion Play by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: Invited to Egypt for the summer before his third year, Harry meets the eldest brother, Bill and everything about his shy and reclusive nature begins to change for the better. Bill/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,223 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Smooth by Acherona reviews
There’s a gorgeous redhead haunting Naruto’s fantasies and dreams. Will our blond ever get closer to his dreamboy and will he find out if his skin is as smooth as it looks? GaaNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Doctor Patient Privileges by grave-walker reviews
Sequel fic to 'Student Teacher Relations' Dean/Sam. Sam's a doctor and a very busy man it seems as though his work is taking him further and further away from Dean. Why is Sam seemingly sabotaging his own relationship? Is the damage beyond repair?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,832 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Seducing the Sensei by Acherona reviews
Naruto starts college and meets the embodiment of his wet dreams. Join in his attempts of seducing his sensei…smutty KakaNaru Penthouse letter…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Artistic Emotions by Imperial Mint reviews
For Destiny Writes. Making a picture is easy, yet producing art is anything but. You need emotion, plenty of it, and that emotion needs to come from somewhere. 'Everyone loses it, Naruto'. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepless Nights Brought Us Together by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
a lemon oneshot challenge from Kyoxsakifan. .:. Allen is unable to sleep one night, thanks to his overactive cursed eye. So he ventures to the library. And who does he find but his red-haired comrade, Lavi? .:. canonverse, AllenXLavi. SMUT ALERT!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Close to Midnight by DireAfterglow reviews
It's getting close to midnight on Halloween and Remus is looking to relax, but Sirius is determined to do otherwise... Slash, SiriusxRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Anticlimatic Excitement by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Detrimental Benefits timeline! AU NaruGaa .:. an ‘anti-climatic excitement’: An oxymoron implying that an event which would normally be satisfying and intense is in fact disappointing. Example: Going to your senior prom and having the unexpected occur.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
sur le sol fertile by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Severus survived Nagini's bite, but did not come out unchanged. Now he has returned to England and one drunken one-night-stand with Potter is about to change his life forever. Part of hp creatures promptfest. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,346 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Detrimental Benefits by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
a detrimental benefit: an oxymoron that implies anything received which is meant to be positive is in fact harmful to it's receiver. Example: Falling in love with your hated enemy who also happens to be the same gender as you are. .:. AU NaruGaa. read A/N
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,888 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Cataclysmic Peace by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
SEQUEL TO DB! It's been five years since they got together, and it's a few months before Temari's and Shikamaru's wedding in the epilogue. And according to the definitions inside, the past is about to be repeated for their anniversary’s sake..:.AU NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Motivational Change by Imperial Mint reviews
For iRsUpple. Itachi didn't just change one thing in Naruto's life; the motivation was there and it was all because of that lone Uchiha. Two-shot. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Terrible Tea of D by Enaty reviews
Can kami be sick? Well, the Count has fallen ill, and he desperately needs some of his infamous tea to cure him. But by accident, a wrong ingredient finds its way into the mixture and D starts hallucinating about Leon. Or is he?
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,558 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mulligan by Elpin reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,369 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Breaking Point by DireAfterglow reviews
Haku's been desperate for Zabuza for some time now, and on a stormy night Zabuza finally breaks... Yaoi, ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Switch by DireAfterglow reviews
Drunk on a hot summer night, Kakashi comes up with an idea to switch things up, and Iruka finds himself enjoying it more than he thought he would... Yaoi, IrukaxKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Thing Remains by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Do not hang out with the gay boy if you do not want to get a “homo stamp” on your forehead. So what do you do? Ask the gay boy to pretend to be your girlfriend. Do you not see the contradiction there Naruto? NaruSasu, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blind Date by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel was straight. Completely. So why did Demyx set him up on a blind date with a guy?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by PunkWolfIncarnate reviews
When Naruto finally brought the Uchiha home, it wasn't Sasuke who returned less than whole. "It’s your fault, Sasuke. You can’t save anybody. Not me. Not you parents. Whose next anyway?" Hints Pre-SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Gift to Feel by The Ever Holy Mad Hatter reviews
Coldhearted Itachi Uchiha is the successor to a multibillion dollar company. He has everything he ever wanted within his grasp, well that’s what he thought. Naruto Uzamaki is your average teen just trying to survive in life. Full Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Pleasant Dreams by Ilikeyaoi reviews
Is it reality or a dream, in the end Naruto can't tell. YondaimexNaruto. YAOI! INCEST! Spoilers? SMUTISH! SHOTA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Student Teacher Relations by grave-walker reviews
AU Sam's an innocent popular high school student and Dean's the sexy new assistant basketball coach, will Sam fall for golden skin, freckles and pouty lips? SamDean Disclaimer: i do not own characters bla bla woof woof
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,622 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sam W., Dean W.
Like Candy by Sisco reviews
Yaoi-Hardcore. NaruIta. Naruto comes to visit his best friend's brother, Itachi in the hospital. Romance blossoms in the most unpredictable places.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Extended Vacation by Dramatic Clovers reviews
Harry saves the world and decides he’s done with modern problems. He wants to travel back to the Founders Era to live out his life, but he ends up in the year 1898, where Dumbldore is 17, and looking at him rather funny… ADHP slash, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lewd Little Love Letters by Rice-Ball247 reviews
SS/HP - It's Valentines Day of 1999 and Draco seems to have stumbled, literally, into Harry, procuring some rather questionable letters that challenge the true nature of the Potter-Snape relationship. SLASH oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Proxy by NoNoWriter reviews
Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Slytherin Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
Sixth year at Hogwarts and Voldemort is no more. Lucius Malfoy after visiting his son, he decides to stay behind and attend a ‘Slytherin Night’. There he gets caught in the seduction of a mischievous Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A reason to like Christmas by Hikari Alien reviews
It’s that time of year again and Neji is meeting Naruto’s new friend. Instant attraction but is it really instant on behalf of both parties?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
It's Not Love! by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
I'm not in love with Harry Potter! TRHP One shot. This is my first slash fic so review and tell me how I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Summer Wind by AngelLucifel reviews
One day a reckless blonde ninja accidentally goes and releases the horrible demon Kyuubi...but things don't go exactly as either of them planned or expected. Their story is written in the Summer Wind. yaoi warning I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,637 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Emotions by Graceful Storyteller reviews
What happens when Gaara confuses lust with bloodlust? NaruGaara. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Kitty by Sisco reviews
KakaIru, KisaIta, GenNaru. Naruto's humanoidfeline, Iruka is in heat! So the only way to handle this predicament is to take him to Tsunade's farm where she has several humanoidpets of her own. That silver haired German Shepard seems nice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,579 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dude, Looks Like A Lady by Mr. Harlequin reviews
Itachi is roped into going to the town's Coyote Ugly Bar where a certain Coyote catches his attention. ItaNeji. Yaoi. Written to satisfy my ItaNeji fetish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Aniki's Closet Weakness by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke brings home the one thing that can make Itachi go crazy...His favorite kind of lollipop! UCHIHACEST WITH A TWIST! Sasuke x Itachi! Yaoi, Lemon, Kinky, bondage Whoo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Miserable by Corvin reviews
Neji is the best ActorModel in the business. He is in a car accident and found by a fan. Gaara is an angry, hateful 19 yearold who was on his way home, when he finds the only thing he didn't hate.GaaraNejiGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,831 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Double Bubble Trouble by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Gaara is having an immense craving for Double Bubble gum. Problem is all the stores are out, and Naruto bought the last pack. Will Gaara double his pleasure or will Naruto burst his bubble? Gaara x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
I love the Bath by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a little fun in the bath. Uchihacest with a twist! SasuxIta..Warning: Lemon, Yaoi, Kinkyness, and weirdness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thirty Dates by NayanRoo reviews
Neji's family sets him up with a potential match, and it's the last person Neji expects. ItaNeji, done for 30dates. [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
DIABOLIC by Ookami Kasumi reviews
FF7/AC / Vincent Valentine is kidnapped by the ghost of Sephiroth for a very personal mission. COMPLETE SxVV Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
Just a Quick Break by AisuhanaRyuuInari reviews
[NejGaaNej Oneshot]Subaku no Gaara had been silently observing Hyuuga Neji throughout the exams. Then they run into each other in the restrooms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The question by HyperRyu-chan69 reviews
The deadly question..what you may ask ? well read and find out . and get an answer YAoi oneshot gaara x naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Into the Horcrux by Adelaide reviews
HGTRLV CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HBP! It is up to Hermione to destroy Slytherin's locket and rid the world of another one of Voldemort's horcruxes, but can she truly do what it takes? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Question of Circumstance by JustSonya reviews
Harry overhears Snape talking to Dumbledore. WHAT? Snape's *attracted* to him?! HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Love Bite by Richan MMI reviews
Voldemort's gone, but Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. Will Remus be able to help him? Slash! RLHP Hints of SBSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,357 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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Forever Mine, Always Yours reviews
Godric is Eric's angel. Eric is Godric's protector. See this beautiful friendship blossom and grow as we throw in kidnappers, hormones, self-hatred and leather pants. Oneshot. GodricxEric. AU. I know, summary sucks, but give it a try? Thanks for reading!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
The Bridge Between Sea and Sky reviews
My Challenge: Eric was able to convince Godric not to meet the sun and, after the stress of everything that has happened, all he wants is some time alone with his maker so they can reconnect.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
No Exceptions reviews
One of the first lessons you learn as a ninja is that things aren't always like they seem. Well, Sakura has a secret that she will take to the grave, and it all started when she was just a little girl. Eventually ZabuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sakura H., Zabuza M.
The Other Side reviews
Even the strongest of people have a weakness and no matter how good a plan, things never quite go accordingly. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Gift to Feel reviews
Itachi Uchiha is the heir to a multi-billion dollar company. Naruto Uzamaki is just trying to survive life after his parents death and, facing financial problems, turns to prostitution. ItaNaru. Full Summaary Inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Somebody To Love reviews
He just didn’t want to be alone. By chance, his prayer’s were answered. OneShot. GaaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Naruto: Musical Drabbles reviews
Just some Naruto musical drables I wrote up on a whim. I suck at summaries. :'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009
Mind's Catch reviews
Naruto is your average college freshman with a secret.But what if his secret invovled supernatural powers?Itachi is a detective for paranormal reserch and developement looking for a lead that will prove successful for his department.Suck@summaries, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
A Vampire's Tale
Her life was no where near perfect, but Ceres Victoria found her place on the force. Now everything she gained dissappears leaving her with nothing, or so she thought. Poem.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter: Musical Drabble reviews
Five music drabbles. All slash. SS/HP 2 , SB/HP 1, DM/HP 1 , LM/HP 1 . Um... I got a little carried away with this and suck at summaries. Give it a try?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P.
Nightmare reviews
A poem I wrote when watching/reading the series. I got me think of how it would be to live in those times and this is the product. Two chapters posted. Complete
Berserk - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete