icefire-lioness
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-27-07, id: 1311730, Profile Updated: 08-04-08
Author has written 57 stories for Harry Potter.

Jello, my brothers from another mother (and sisters from another mister),

My name is Maja.

I have written stories on harrypotterfanfiction.com, here (obviously), and Lumos. I'm on SAYS, fictioncentral.net, facebook and myspace.

I have also just put up LiveJournals for:

Draco Malfoy (ego_sum_draco),

Blaise Zabini(snake_orgy),

Harry Potter(yes_that_potter),

Hermione Granger(free_teh_elves),

Ron Weasley(not_a_side_kick),

Tom Riddle (at school)(tr_angsty_pants),

Weasley Twins(gred_n_forge_w),

Percy Weasley (as written by the twins) (p_b_weatherby) and

Lavender Brown (hearts_4_sale).

There is at least one entry for each and all of them are on each others friends pages (just to make it easier) and they are also on my livejournal (icefire_lioness).

I hope you like them!

They took a hella long time to do so you better!

Oh, and also; my LJ for writings - clickie

So. Check them all out!

xx

I am quite obviously not JK. Otherwise I would be ROLLING IN IT. As I am NOT, I think everyone here can be quite agreeable when it comes to the fact that I am not JK. I am not JK. If you didn't get that. Don't sue me. Because I said I wasn't her. I'm not.

Trust me, if I were JK (bless!), Cho ‘McSlutty Hosepipe’ Chang would be long dead; Remus would never have gotten together with Tonks (he cannot just ignore the love that is right in front of him! REMUS/SIRIUS FOREVER!); Harry would be having a lovely shaggable time with Our (our meaning ‘mine’, obviously) delightful blonde ferret (who would be shagging Hermione in his spare time); the Weasley twins would both be alive, pranking, and the proud owners of TWO ears each; Severus Snape would be alive, greasing the world up and still in possession of his Lily-lovingness sob; and Sirius Black, the most adorablest doggie man in the whole wide world, would be alive and shagging (his lovely werewolf).

sigh

Unfortunately, that is not so.

So, I can merely pretend it is by writing fics that have all of that in it!

My favourite types of fic:

Smut, snoglet, humour, parody, occasional angst

HP pairings I love:

Random: Manage-a-Trio (seriously, just lovin’ the name, but the fics are good too, eh!?)

(Het.):

Draco/Hermione,

Draco/Ginny,

Draco/Luna,

Luna/Ron,

Hermione/Blaise,

Harry/Hermione (VERY rarely, I find a great fic of these two. Mostly I don’t like though.),

James/Lily,

Lily/Sirius (this one can work SO well, but it’s REALLY hard!),

Snape/Lily sigh,

teddy/victoire

(Slash – my favourite!):

Draco/Harry (Ohhhhhh smutfest!),

Harry/Snape (lovin’ the awesome evilness this one can have!),

Remus/Sirius (OBVIOUSLY!),

Dumbledore/Grindelwalddeep sigh,

Albus Severus/Scorpius (hee! ASS!),

Draco/Blaise,

Teddy/Scorpius

Harry/Blaise,

James/Snape,

Snape/Draco,

Draco/Lucius (sometimes this works. Sometimes it’s just gross, but I’ve found a few which are well written and in good taste (apart from the incest. You know.) And not disgusting-ish),

Lucius/Severus,

Oliver Wood/Basically anyone (seriously, is he the hottest Scottish person (apart from Mr ‘ten-inch’ Tennant, OBVIOUSLY!) EVAR?),

Salazar Slytherin/Godric Gryffindor (seriously, ‘for were there such friends anywhere, as Slytherin and Gryffindor?’ honestly. SO gay.),

Seamus/Dean (‘I’ll not ask Seamus if he’s ‘after me lucky charms’ eh heheh.),

Twincest (Weasley on Weasley. So. Hot.),

um…think that that’s it.

HP pairings I squick at - sticks finger down throat:

Hermione/Ron (BORing! Ok as a back plot, but so boring as a main ship.),

Ginny/Harry (same reason),

Cho/anyone (stupid slutty bitch),

Anyone/OC (honestly. OC’s should HARDLY EVER be major parts of fics. They’re STUPID. WHATEVS!),

Remus/Tonks (I do not believe it exists. I do not believe it exists.)

XXX

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

XXXX

I was looking at my school photo's yesterday.

I seriously think 2007 is my ugliest year.

I mean, seeing as I look like a fat, stoned heffalump with...well, some kind of disease anyway.

My hair is also quite shocking.

Maja is really just European for "she who has a possum on her head."

Exotic, much?

I mean, I look okay from a really long distance away, but it's expensive to fly to England.

Anyway, I'm not really in the mood for going over my faults (none.)

Or even my many, many, many, many redeeming...erm...qualities?

Features?

Beauties, even?

No? Oh well.

Oh, and just a small hint.

Never tolerate having small children in your company.

Kick them if necessary.

Spit in their googly-eyed faces.

DO NOT LET THEM COME WITHIN SPEAKING DISTANCE!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Especially brothers.

They can be awfully rude.

(rude=honest.)

Do not try to endure their sickening diatribe.

You will end up with sores on your earlobes from constantly smacking your hands over your ears and screaming;

"LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU LITTLE SNOTRAG!"

Not that I have personally experienced this or anything.

I mean, I wouldn't have, what with three brothers.

ENOUGH OF THAT!

This is my account, funnily enough. Wierd huh, that you would find my account on, shock, horror MY ACCOUNT!

Whoa, dude...that's like...shibby man.

I'm cool. So look at my account and marvel at the wonder that is me.

Coz its pretty marvellous (also, wonderful).

Isn't it great being self-obsessed?

I know you are self-obsessed too.

Do not try to deny it.

It will not work.

My brain is too powerful.

Cos I'm like a genius, only not as smart.

Let's all be self-obsessed together!

(is self-obsessed)

Well, guys! wasn't that fun!?

I hate that they don't let you use asterisks. It is quite depressing.

I'm on livejournal if you want to take a squiz, (

(Oh, BTW, I am a livejournal whore, so I don't mind if you add me. I like feeling as though I have friends.)

And...well, yes. I'm spent.

So that's that. Me.

Wasn't it grrrreat?

Yes. It was.

Thankyou.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil for a really, really long time and laugh when someone asks you just exactly what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song starts playing. Crazy is when you do or say a completely ranodom thing, such as; "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Or start having a thumb war with yourself. (I find that I am a very tough opponent).

I am quite possibly crazy. But I think that that is just a problem passed down in my genes from the HI-La-La-Foo-Doo-Crang-Fing_FOng people who are my real ancestors. I come from another DIMENSION!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it begins to get weird.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3. Your only reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name (or internet for that matter. Odd people.)

4. You look all over the house for the remote because you were not aware that you could just push the buttons on the TV.

6. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends (you'd BETTER!)

8. And you were too busy to notice number five.

9. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number five.

10. You are now laughing at your own stupidity.

11. You learnt how to spell 'delicious' from Fergie. Please, please tell me I do not know you. And that I am, again, just blowing hot air out of various facial orifices (I don't particularly want to be banned forever, you know)

12. You text people in the same room. (Guilty. So sad.)

13. Peanut butter is no longer safe. Not sure why, but funny all the same.

14. You have a list of fifteen phone numbers to reach your family of three.

15. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile to see if anyone is at home to help you carry in the groceries. My mum does this. I hate mobiles. I also hate moving. SO not the point.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

(The irony in this just made it too good to pass up.)

Favourite movie moments (just cos they make me laff):

Dr Evil: Alright, let me find my balls, for Gods sake.

one, two...and three, okay; I'm okay.

end of quote

Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all "hey, quit hasslin' me coz I don't speak French" or whatever!

And then the guy said something in Paris talk and I'm like "just back off!"

And they're all "Get out!"

And we're like "Make me!"

It was cool.

end of quote

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

Austin Powers: What's your point Vanessa?

end of quote

returning Austins personal property after re-animating him)

Quarter MasterClerk (QMC): One Swedish made penis enlarger.

Austin (to Vanessa): That's not mine.

QMC: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.

Austin Powers: I'm tellin ya baby, that's not mine.

QMC: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.

Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

QMC: One book, "Swedish Made Penis Enlargers and Me: This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" By Austin Powers.

end of quote

Vanessa: That's you in a nutshell.

Austin: No, this is me in a nutshell; "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great nutshell!? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"

end of quote

Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over.

Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh, Comrades? Eh?

Basil: Austin...we won.

Austin: Oh smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

end of quote

Dr Evil: All right gaurd, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!

guard starts dipping mechanism

Dr Evil: Close the tank!

Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them!? They could get away!

Dr Evil: No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?

Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room. You give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM! I'll blow their brains out!

Dr Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.

end of quote

Dr Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thankyou.

end of quote

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

end of quote

Jack Sparrow (to Elizabeth): You know, those clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing at all. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

end of quote

Jack Sparrow: Dirt...This is a jar of dirt...

Tia Dalma: Yes...

Jack Sparrow: ...is the jar of dirt going to help?

Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.

Jack Sparrow: No!

Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

end of quote

Malfoy (after being 'attacked' by Buckbeak): It's killed me...Its killed me!

...(moaning very hotly (love his sexy hair in this movie)and holding his arm as Hagrid picks him up)

You're going to regret this!

Hagrid: Class dismissed!

Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken...

end of quote


Professor Lupin:
Now repeat after me - without wands please - repeat after me, Riddikulus!

Class: Riddikulus!

Professor Lupin: And again!

Class: Riddikulus!

Draco Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

end of quote

Hermione: Do you want to move a bit closer Ron?

Ron: Wha-What?

Hermione: Erm...to the shack, I mean...

Ron: Oh. No. I'm fine.

end of quote

Fat Lady: (sings high pitched note) smashes glass glass against painted wall

Amazing, just with my voice!

end of quote

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

end of quote

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

End of all of my hilarious quotes which always make me crack up.

You all prolly didn't laugh, but at least I had a good time. Ha aha ha ha.

From some of the bestest, funniest movies.

(there are more, but I couldn't be bothered putting up more funny quotes because I am lazy.)

Ps. The sexiest boy in the world is Tom Felton. If he asked me to marry him I would say yes immediately, and I don't even particularly want to get married (of I did, it would only be because of the wedding...the whole 'til death do us part' thing kinda freaks me out. I mean, come on. Isn't that freaky? No? Ok, just me then.)

I wish he wouldn't shave his head after the films (he still looks hot, but not as much as with his sexy blonde hair) I haven't really seen any good pics of him with long enough brown hair, coz there isn't ever enough time between movies for it to grow. Wish he'd leave it all long, blonde and schmexy...

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Diary by xSweet Allure reviews
What does Tom Riddle REALLY write in that book of his? HUMOR. Take nothing in this seriously. Tom Riddle is my favorite HP Character and I was probably high when I wrote this xD UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Tom R. Jr.
Broken, Betrayed and Beautiful by XxNikixX reviews
When Ginny learns of Harry's adulterous affair she drowns her sorrow in a bottle of firewhiskey. Blaise Zabini turns up to offer his support, and a place to crash. Draco Malfoy just happens to be his flat mate. What's in store for the heartbroken Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,144 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Between the Books by Eternity85 reviews
Sequel to A Dip in the Dark Hermione is alone in the Library late at night studying. She decides to read an old dusty book, eliciting a sneeze - from someone else! -WARNING: Sexually explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spin the Wand by OhShizNit reviews
James and Sirius sneak massive amounts of firewhisky into the common room and madness ensues when Lily and some of her female friends show up. Eventual R/S with pretty much every other pairing thrown in for about five seconds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Body and Heart by remuslives23 reviews
One shot. Remus plays in the Room of Requirement. Oh, come on! Do I need to say anymore? Rated M for a very, very good reason. Read and review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Keeping It Casual by remuslives23 reviews
To Remus' chagrin and Sirius' delight, Harry brings home a Muggle. When both men show an interest, what is a Muggle to do? WARNING: Will contain a HOT three way. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,972 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Irresistible Fire by Rahndom reviews
Harry needs the wolfsbane potion for his godson, desperatedly. So desperatedly that he would do anything until Draco Malfoy, the only capable potion master, brews it for him. Anything. SLASH! HP/DM. Drabble collection for dracoharry100 at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by remuslives23 reviews
James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The First Seven Years by hyperion flare reviews
MWPP era. SBRL hinted at in later chapters. Remus loved the night. A story of the growing relationship between friends over seven years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Dip in the Dark by Eternity85 reviews
One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rhythm by Eternity85 reviews
One shot. Draco visits a Muggle nightclub and is immediately mesmorised by a sexy female on the dance floor, although there is something vaguely familiar about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Fairytales by Eternity85 reviews
The night before the Christmas Holidays begin, Dumbledore has a plan to relieve the stresses of the dark times they are experiencing; a potion of his own making slipped into the pumpkin juice induces some rather strange dreams. AU, 6th year, HrD, HG, RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If You Were Gay by OhShizNit reviews
RLSB fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
How To Marry Hermione Granger by Chocolateveela reviews
There is a process to these things... Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by luckyluckylucky reviews
Why does Dumbledore lie to Harry about what he sees in the mirror? What dirty secrets does Dumbledore hide from the world? In light of recent events, this scene just makes a hell of a lot more sense. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Dictionary by Hanako A reviews
The dictionary Hermione summons when trying to settle an argument in Scrabble isn't the standard one she was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Still Unfaithful by Chocolateveela reviews
Draco and Hermione continue their affair, and this time Harry walks in... Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Eat Your Words by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:DMHG:. After a massive food fight, Malfoy and Granger are the ones who have to clean it up. Needless to say, they are both unhappy about their punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Day EVERYTHING Happened by jennifer snape reviews
Timetravel, Marauders, magical animals, romance, Quidditch, you name it we got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Harry P.
Fourth Drink Instinct by luckyluckylucky reviews
Cute Is What We Aim For.. but not Ginny. A bittersweet, forbidden-love oneshot. With Smutttt. GinnyxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Classic Horror by luckyluckylucky reviews
Oneshot fanfiction, in belated honor of Halloween. Jealous boyfriends can be scarier than anything on the big screen. Especially when the boyfriend in question is sixthree, with red hair and a bad temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Still of the Night by Anyisa reviews
OneShot. Hermione has a secret spot at The Burrow that no one else knows about...so she thinks. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Win by Anyisa reviews
OneShot. Viktor is sick and in need of care, much to Hermione's annoyance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Troll in the Fandom by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Are You Off Your Rocker? by Devonny Rose reviews
ON-SEMI-HOLD Fred and George Weasley wanted to create havoc at Hogwarts, even though they already left. Four innocent students want cash, thrills, and vengeance. What do you get when you add them together? This fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 7/10/2003
A Bird, A Cage by LittleMaggie reviews
Draco Malfoy is an anal, control-freak adult. Then someone we all knew from Hogwarts (it'll keep you guessing till the SHOCKIND end!) in the disguise of a goth girl turns his life upside down and he HATES it! Who is she (if its a she)?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,811 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Draco M.
My Sacrifice by LittleMaggie reviews
Hermione is very ill and Harry will do ANYTHING to make the love of his life get better... even if it involves turning to Dark Arts. One-chapter songfic. H/HR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Harry P., Harry P.
In Control by LittleMaggie reviews
Hermione is making herself sick.When Harry discovers her secret,how can he prove to her that he cares?In dedication to girls who beat food disorders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Requiem for Draco's Dream by Anise reviews
On the run from Voldemort, Draco and Ginny stop at a Muggle hotel on Halloween night,when the veil between the worlds of gods and mortals grows thin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
From this day on by Serpentina reviews
Snape has to fulfil a task in the future. Hermione accompanies him as an assistant and - most of all - because she is familiar with the correct use of a Time-Turner. They are to face a surprise in that different time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,708 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hare of the Dog reviews
Superstitions - do they shape events because of the way that people see them, or are they based on some form of reality? Why push emotion so far away in exchange for logic? Is it wrong to be in love and wish you were not? Ravenclaw/Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Alive reviews
Much against her wishes - as she attempts to tell herself - Hermione is roped into tutoring one Pansy Parkinson. The results are far more interesting than anything Hermione could ever have come up with herself. Pansy, on the other hand... HG/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
For Restful Death I Cry
Inspired by Shakespeare's Sonnet #66 Sir Nicholas is stuck in the twilight state between death and life, and he must make his choice quickly. To die forever, or stay on as an imprint of himself? The decision will all come down to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Helga H. - Complete
Blood, Bets and Backing Down reviews
When Ron Weasley makes a bet with Draco Malfoy, he is certain that he can win, and no-one will know what Draco Malfoy wanted if he won. And by no-one, he of course means Hermione. Now Hermione has to deal with the fall out, and it isn't going to be fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weasley Family Mayhem reviews
It's difficult enough trying to come out of the closet, but trying to do it at a Weasley family lunch is damn near impossible. Charlie Weasley has a dilemma on his hands. Charlie/OC. SLASH! Canon, apart from slash. But Charlie never had a gf, did he? ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
The Boyfriend List reviews
Victoire is a girl on a mission. Or...well...a slightly slow-to-start mission, anyway. Because there's only a certain amount of planning that can go into this particular one, and she hasn't done any. Vic/Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
I Never Loved A Man No, Wait, Make That Woman reviews
Worried!Draco, Horny!Harry, Dominant!Twins. That’s right. Unwilling to start with a mere threesome, icefire lioness has decided that foursomes are much more her thing. Oh, the slash smut! Written for a challenge on SAYS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spontaneity is Overrated reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Ron and Hermione decide to be spontaneous. Unfortunately...uh...well. Spontaneity can lead to humiliation on a massive scale. Let's just leave it at that. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Once Upon a Moon Baby reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Draco tells Scorpius a bedtime story...but can anyone else see the similarities to real-life? Yeah?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
That Little Problem of Forbidden reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. James Potter and Albus Severus Potter i.e. the juniors, next gen - my first! play a game. Unfortunately, the game could technically be termed 'FORBADEN'. So. Problematic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
Shining in the Darkness reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Just before Sirius runs away, Barty Crouch Jr. comes to visit. A talk about choices ensues, and Sirius is forced to question his own views. Sirius/BCJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Barty C. Jr., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Madness Most Discreet reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Unrequited Harry/Cedric drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Going Backwards reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Cho and Draco are special investigators for the Ministry of Magic and are on an assignment that takes them to the Three Broomsticks. But will they get what they want or will their bickering get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Cho C., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt Spirits reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Unrequited Remus/Sirus, Remus/Regulus. It's all in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
Fall to Pieces reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Song is Matt Nathanson Fall to Pieces . Sirius wonders what 'last night' meant. And oh, what a loverly morning! Frank/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sirius B., Frank L. - Complete
Daydream in Black reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Sirius's disownment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Passion For Peanuts reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Snape has a passion. It's a strange one...but I guess as all obsessions go, it could be worse. He could have an obsession with...tin openers. Or something. Either way, it might cause some humiliation for old Snapey-pants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Dream of WereTeddies reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Herbert Chorley, the junior minister who had a run in with an imperious curse and began to think he was a duck, must have had some memories of his previous duck-life. Were-ducks and general silliness to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - OC - Complete
Imagination reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. There is only one reason that Cho has been able to move on, every time something goes wrong. But is she ready to let go of her lifeline?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Cho C., OC - Complete
Not What's Expected reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. A short one shot about Neville's first kiss. Luna/Neville. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Beast reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS; before the Marauders knew about Remus' lycanthropy, what horrors must he have gone through? He doesn't have control over his actions, he becomes something else entirely. What must that feel like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
The Triangle reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS. Set around the match between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor when Cedric Diggory catches the snitch. Oliver/Cedric, unrequited Harry/Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Switch reviews
Seventh year, and Hermione and Draco are perfectly happy being nasty to each other. One little problem. The body switch. Ooops! AU: Voldy dead, Dumbles not, trio at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Day Violet Grey Fell into the Ocean reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS; Violet, the Fat Lady's friend, that lovely painting in the alcove off the Great Hall, has a little incident with a prank, and decides that maybe first impressions of 172 years aren't always completely right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - OC - Complete
The Proposition reviews
Lucius has given Draco an ultimatum. Marry or forfeit the family fortune. But Draco doesn't want to be married to just anyone...and even though they're not in love, maybe Hermione can help him. But what does she think of this...proposition?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Wonder of You reviews
Draco loves Harry, and Harry loves Draco. Their relationship is steady and loving, but Draco isn't entirely sure WHY Harry loves him. Lyrics are Elvis :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Still
Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived, Hero. Too many labels, too many changes. Stay still. Lyrics by Ben Folds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Young Guns reviews
Fred has been conspicuously absent lately. When George finds out why, he is determined to change his brother's mind. But which is more important? Love or family? Does George really care either way? AU for no dead twin or one eared twin. XD Lyrics Wham!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
You'll Never Know reviews
Sirius Black is very, very drunk, so when he wakes up next to Lily Evans, the girl who his best friend is in love with, he has no idea what he has done. And Lily, who remembers everything, isn't about to tell him. SB/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This Is Why I Hate You reviews
Blaise wants to know why Draco hates him. But does Draco's view on hate have maybe a little more to do with love than one would have thought? Blaise/Draco. Obviously this contains slash. Don't like? Don't read. Simple as that. But DO review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Do You Know What It's Like? reviews
Little moments of pure angst! Yay! Ok, this is; Draco for Harry, Harry for Ginny, Hermione for Ron and Ginny for Harry. Angsty-licious! AND it's a song-fic! Who can resist? Rated T for adult themes only. No coarse language, no violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ladders Make Me Horny reviews
SB contemplates all the things that turn him on. So far he’s got ladders, calculators, textbooks, chequered shoelaces, and teddy bears called Angus. Oh yes. And Remus Lupin. PETER IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
When I die, stick me in a soup can reviews
Preferably Campbell’s. Sirius Black reflects on his friend’s death. Paper Bartholomew was such a GOOD individual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
There’s a Black Hole in Your Bedroom, Jamesie reviews
Sirius Black cogitates on the intelligence of setting up a black hole in the middle of James’ bed, but only after James has yelled at him. He thought it was a pretty cool idea at first, actually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Maybe It's You reviews
Hermione's POV in the weeks coming up to the Yule Ball. Hermione isn't your average girl, but even she gets scared sometimes. And falling in love, or at least in lust, can be very, very frightening. Hr/Ron, Hr/Viktor, slight Hr/D - I'm sorry! Not my fault
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
First Kisses reviews
A missing moment fic; this is all quite slashy. Hermione is worried about Krum kissing her, and asks Ginny for help. Afterwards, Viktor is worrying about something that Hermione said, and a certain somebody comes and makes him feel better. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped reviews
What happens when you're stuck with someone you hate? Detention has never been easy - but this one is going to get interesting - and it will test their survival skills as much as their cleaning abilities. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Silent Heart reviews
When Draco tells his father exactly what he thinks of him, he has to face the consequences. Now, with only thin threads holding him to reality, Draco takes any opportunity for distraction that he can find. And then then there's The Contract... later Hr/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Special Two reviews
Sirius Black reflects on what he has done, and his relationship with Remus Lupin. Song lyrics are 'The Special Two' by Missy Higgins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sweet Revenge reviews
This is the sequel to my one-shot 'the photo'. Read that before reading this, or you may become CONFUZZLED. Well, that will probably happen anyway. Sorry. Hermione wants revenge, but things are going to get complicated. Eventual Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,980 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gloriosity: A Tale of Revenge reviews
Revenge is so much sweeter...from the lips of an enemy... Ginny/Draco PETER IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
One Plus One Is One reviews
Harry is in love. A surprise visit leaves him with an uncomfortable problem. We know who can fix it, though! Harry/Draco. PETER IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Under The Old Oak Tree reviews
Because Ginny knows that Harry doesn’t love her, when she finds herself with someone who can warm her broken heart she doesn’t shy away as she might have done. And in the end, you only need someone to halt your night fears. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Oh, You! reviews
A Draco/Ginny one-shot. I have no idea how to even BEGIN describing it. It's...it's...oh, just read it. You know you want to. PETER IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Do As Much As You Can And It Still Won't Be Enough reviews
After the war, after everything, Ginny still wishes for something more. She has a beautiful family, but all she can think about is Draco. Draco and Ginny are stuck in the past, and it will cost them everything. D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
This ain't a cliche, oh no! reviews
Aah, the sweet smell of cliche in the morning! What can I say? I had an urge. Please don't make me swallow a plunger. That would be MOST unpleasant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007
Love's Transgression reviews
A oneshot that came to mind while I was meant to be studying. Hermione is at a masquerade and meets her Romeo. But who is he? And once they know each other, can they still love? Warning: inordinate amounts of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Dearest Enemy, My Dangerous Lover reviews
Harry had been perfectly happy not knowing. His life was perfectly fine without this added knowledge. But he knows now, so what is he going to do about it? And he has to do SOMETHING because as we all know, our Harry is a man of action. Contains slash, DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Luna's Hogwarts reviews
Luna's memories of Hogwarts...Starts Year One. Luna is a smart girl, obviously, or she would never have gotten into Ravenclaw. So why is she a little...wierd?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Luna L.
The Diary Of Harry Potter reviews
This is written in the same style as my voldemort the great one. Will be chaptered. Harry is in angst. Some slash mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Harry P.
Hannah at Hogwarts reviews
Hannah gets a birthday present from me. She is getting a chance to live the dream. But things are going to go VERY wrong, VERY quickly. Because, honestly, what does Hannah know about magic? And what does she know about love? There may be a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - OC, Harry P.
Voldemort the Great reviews
Harry Potter finds a diary by Voldemort. Is it what we expect? Ah, no. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
THE Story reviews
The ultimate slash fic, containing every slash pairing imaginable. You heff fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007
Like Breathing Under Water reviews
Draco is wandering the castle at night and happens upon a strange scene that may very well change him forever. Harry is upset, but does it give him the right to use someone the way he uses Draco? Even if it is only Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Photo reviews
Hermione is in her room and it's a very hot day. Draco isn't meant to come back for a few days, so why should she worry? Of course she should worry. This is Draco Malfoy we're talking about. Hermione is going to want revenge! New and improved version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My shiny teeth and me reviews
This about Draco, again. And his...teeth. Well, we all know he is a bit weird, but hot, and this is basically just him loving himself. NOT like that. Dirty minded people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Rabid Weasels, Stoned Ferrets and BB with Bad Hair reviews
A tale of desire, fish, pot, and chaps. What will happen when Draco, Hermione, Harry and Ron find a place which makes their deepest, darkest desires come true? Get very embarrassed, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete