There is not much to me that is at all interesting. I doubt ill post anything here, but I read from many different sites practically daily, and I would like to keep track of the works that I have and which I come to Adore. Densetsuno Youko's "Koibito" being the first and Densetsuno Youko being my first Author Favorite-ed here on FanFiction.net. So, uh, yeah...Some slightly random things about me...
Favorite Color: Blue, Red, Black
Zodiac(s): Sheep/Goat, Pisces, North wolf/Snake
Favorite Pairings: You May be able to tell from my favorites...or not...most of those are Yoai...when my favorites usually aren't. But I do enjoy a good Harem story, why? No Idea. I also enjoy time travel stories...
Favorite Secondary Pairings: Other
Favorite Animals: Anything in the 'Canis' family and Lions and Tigers...And Koala bears...Oh my!
Favorite Band: MCR, Three days Grace, Linkin Park, Paramore, Tokio Hotel, Christian Kane, Foster the People...
Likes: Anime, Reading, and Music.
Dislikes: Unreasonable or inefficient teachers, The fact that teachers are underpaid and underfunded while still expected to have exemplary results, Back-stabbing friends, and Getting sick on Vacation days, having bouts of insomnia shortly before something important, being listless on vacation days.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Inuyasha(not much lately), Yu Yu Hakusho(not much lately), Naruto(ignoring time-skip, though some may be cool), love the idea of Death Note(I'm afraid if I read more than the first one I'll fall out of love with it) and Alice19th(same)
so yeah. again not much but eh...
By Awlric Hayell (ryushi on TFF)
A/N: Because context is everything.
Sasuke sneered at Naruto as he stared at him from across the valley. "Just give it up, Dead last. You'll never beat me."
Naruto sighed exasperatedly. "I'm really sick and tired of all these labels you people insist on giving me. Obviously, there must be a reason that this 'dead last' was able to evade Chuunin and ANBU for days on end while not even out of the Academy."
Sasuke blinked at this revelation. "When did you get so articulate, dobe?"
Naruto smirked. "You figure it out. In any case, let us examine this label of 'dead last.' depending on context, it can either mean the one who is last place - loser, so to speak - Or, literally, the person who is dead last. I prefer the latter. The question, teme, must really be-" He vanished in a puff of smoke and Sasuke felt the cool caress of deathly sharp iron on his neck. "Are you 'dead first'?"
My Quotes of Time:
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching, and Laugh like no one's listening.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. - Robert Heinlein
You only live once . but if you live it right, once is enough.
When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them"
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H.L. Mencken
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul hurt, a body hurt, a real gets inside you and rips you apart pain. I hate love. - Neil Gaiman
Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren't the best people to be holding guns, especially when they've just witnessed a natural childbirth, which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into the world. - Good Omens
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. - Chang-tzu
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. - Smoking Man
Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. - Charles D'Hericault
My first is a creature whose breeding is unclear. My second, a price you must pay. My whole can be found in the river of Time and refers to events of today. What am I?- current
Don't be dependent on other people to make you happy, it's your job
What if life gave you lemons, but no one bought your lemonade?
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too."
I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works.
Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference.
Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!"
But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!
And another American family is destroyed!
(If you think Lewis Black is a genius, post this in your profile.)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
(Stolen from mandy-san's profile)
(I stole it from Lina03)
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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If you've ever fallen asleep during a test, copy this to your profile.(after I was done with it)
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The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think it's OK to talk to yourself, at least as long as you're polite, copy and paste this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
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if you've ever walked into a wall copy this into your profile
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
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If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
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Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily SasuNaru/NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile and add your name:
By Order of ChaosLink, Dark_Magician_41, Nine-Tailed Uzumaki, Arashi Kitsune-sama, IcyAri
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, FlyingShadow666, Kit572, Sugar Addicted Kitsune, Arashi Kitsune-sama, IcyAri
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.