insaneabouttheflock
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Joined 06-28-07, id: 1311848
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Okay, my name is Laura and I live in Canada in a tiny province that most people don't really care about. New Brunswick.

My favourtie color, I would love to say that its black just to fit in but I'm not that kind of person, so I'll tell you the truth, my favorite color is dark purple and I also like turquiose and orange.

I'm not emo or goth, actually I'm a prep but you know it's really cool that there is a bunch of people out there who aren't afraid to be different. I am different but I'm still a prep. Just don't go cutting yourselves okay?(If there's anyone on this site who's a prep like me can you send me a message)

I am totally obsessed with Maximum Ride, all three of the books. When I say obsessed I mean I have parts of the book memorized and I'm totally paranoid. I always am thinking WWMD? (What would Max do?)

I usually spend at least 3 hours a day on Fanfiction.net reading the flocks fanfics, my mom is quite scared that I'm becoming way too obsessed with Maximum Ride, I'm like way way waaay past that. I love Fax...um...I'm a christian. 3 God people! umm. Oh ya basically none of my friends know that I'm a writer or that I have stories on this site. I don't even think my mom knows.

I would be obsessed with Twilight... but my mom won't let me read it. She thinks I'll have bad dreams because it's about vampires.

Here's my copy and paste thingys. I don't have any about Twilight, so sad.

P.S. I got all these from hugz-4-all-the-emo-boyz

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.Yeah it was bad. It was during class and I zoned out while my teacher was talking and I looked right at the hottest guy in my class. He waved his hand in front of my eyes and I finally woke up.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

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if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profileIf you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Lord Voldemort)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

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If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, insaneabouttheflock

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, insaneabouttheflock

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile"

Quotes

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother theresa into an axe murderer" - Max

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" - Gazzy

Something changed in that moment but I couldn't tell what it was. “Hey!” Angel called, standing up in the water. “I can talk to fish!” That wasn't it. -Max

' "It's a van," said Fang, as though blaming me for not stealing a race car.'- Max

' "Freaks rule," '-I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it was Max

"Ooh, Ominous music right? They're coming for you."-Max

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

The rest is still unwritten-Natasha Bedingfield

It sounds like Percy singing in the shower-Ron( I think, it could have been Fred or George too)(I'm also not sure if thats the exact wording but whatever)

Oh, ya after I finish the Fanfic that I have going now I'm just gonna be reading them so if anyone visits here and wants to write but has no ideas send me a message because I have tons of ideas but I'm too lazy to make them into an actual story!

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Maximum Parenthood by IdiotAmerica56 reviews
Maximum Ride and Fang get married, and decide to have a couple of kids! What could possibly go wrong? A whole lot, actually. [R&R][FAX]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007
Max's Pain by mysteryredhead reviews
Action. Adventure. New Powers. New Enemies. Not all that was once stable remains to be so.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007
Mystery With Black Wings by boopboopglee reviews
In this story Max and Fang have plans for eachother and the flock, that is until a new enemy finds their beach hideaway. Max is ripped away from them and held captive for 2 years.But when she comes back does Fang want what he wanted then? Find out HERE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
Maximum Ride: The Director by IssytheWriter17 reviews
Summary: It’s me, Max. I told you the next time I’d be back it wouldn’t be pretty well, it isn’t. Two years have passed and things are…well, not good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Hot and Cold by funniebanana reviews
Okay, this is my version of MR4. The FAXNESS IS HERE! Includes: fight scenes, new powers, OCs, NIGGYNESS, and FAXNESS! Please read it. NO FLAMES! Rating might change to T later. Or it might not. I've got no idea. I'm finally back, with chapter 19!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007
I Hope You Dance by Just a bit crazy13 reviews
Set in the second book when the flock are at Anne's. My first Fan fic ever. Max gets asked to a dance. Chappie 11 up! It the part you've all been waiting for. Rated t for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Fang, Max
A ring by Insane Winged Girl reviews
Um, are you asking me to marry you? I asked dumbly. Xtreme Faxness, some Nudgy, too, but you have to pay attention. Rated T for safty: Probably could be K plus if I wasn't so paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
Static Cling by mysteryredhead reviews
My own take on the infamous Fang's first kiss incident. BUT....I hate Lissa...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
On Top of the World by Venomous Angel 75 reviews
SongFic based off of Boys Like Girls' song with the same title. One flock member's dealings with the loss of another. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
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The Angel Experiment In Fang's POV reviews
This is a fanfic about Fang's POV in the first book. I am only going to make chapters out of the important parts, or ones that I think that I can make an oppornunity for it to contribute to FAX! Not a oneshot. Please R&R. Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
I, I, I love you reviews
A lot of stuff happens that makes Max doubt that kiss that she got from Fang. With a new power and a 6 year old sidekick she fights to find out what Fang is really thinking.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007