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Joined 06-28-07, id: 1311944, Profile Updated: 05-08-17
Author has written 5 stories for Labyrinth, and Naruto.

Jade. 23. College student, foodie, photographer, make-up guru, horror aficionado, improv/comedy whore, Bowie fanatic, music industry maniac, resident hair freak. Horror punk. Been a fanfic writer since '07. Check out my new stuff. Currently all Labyrinth and Naruto. I do take requests, and I rarely Beta. My best friend's DiamondDog74, check out her profile. Come say hi, and ask me what I'm about. I love new people.

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Things you may ask me to write about: Labyrinth, Bowie, Anything Drew Carrey Related (i.e. improv-a-ganza, green screen show, whose line), The Mighty Boosh, The Lost Boys, Fifty Shades of Grey, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, White Zombie, Night of the Living Dead, Carnival of Souls, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Black Bird, Ouran High School Host Club, Bride of the Water God, Dengeki Daisy, The Boondock Saints, Insidious, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wicked Lovely Series, Tithe Series, City of Bones Series, A Great and Terrible Beauty Trilogy, The Charley Davidson Series, anything by Denise Giardina, Emily Bronte, or Jane Austen, American Horror story, Hannibal (Movies and series), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VIII and X, Blue Is For Nightmares Series, Sons Of Anarchy, Angel, DareDevil, Game of Thrones, and I can do some Disney stuff too if you're really interested (i.e. princesses, peter pan, things I can make darker/more adult), on that note, I can do fairy tales and mythology too, if you give me some basics, etc, etc.

Basically, if you would like me to write you something (because for some reason you like my devious, crude, and depraved little mind), message me what you would like and your specifications, and I'll tell you if it can be done! Feel free to ask about anything not on the list! I don't write Twilight, sorry.

So, they have taken down 20 Things You Should Never Ask Jareth. If you were/are curious about it, let me know and I can link you the content or send it to you.

They've removed 50 Shades of Jareth and As The World Falls Down. I have re-uploaded As The World Falls Down under the story name Falling Down. I will not be re-uploading 50 Shades of Jareth.

I've revised my Labyrinth drabbles. See what you think.

Also, The fourth chapter of The Alcohol Diaries is up, number five is on it's way.

The answer is YES, there WILL be a continuation of Chapter 14 (Nightmare)in the Labyrinth drabbles.

I've got a very BDSM Hidan/Sakura oneshot up my sleeve.

Looking into a few more Sarah/Jareth BDSM oneshots if the two I've written are recieved pretty well. These will probably consist of how Jareth came into existence other than his being Fey, and some dark/demony Jareth.

I'm taking my chapter Dusk from the Labyrinth drabbles and turning it into it's own fic. Wedding Included.

Please read Chapter 10 (Hell) of my Labyrinth drabbles and let me know if you want a chapter fic!

I have turned the chapter Crystals from my Labyrinth drabbles into a much darker fic of it's own called The Puppet Master of Eden. Only lightly based around the drabble, and doesn't contain any of the same dialogue/prose. They're two completely different takes on Jareth and Sarah's reaction to the crystals with two completely different plots. The drabble was very sweet and fluffy. This fic is very, very dark. Contains: demony Jareth, BDSM, filthy language, and, obviously, very explicit content. And, I can't help it, but I can never leave a story without a good ending. No worries, no cheesy fluff and BS like that, but it will be slightly lighter, so Jareth doesn't seem like a total jackass, even though he is.

If you would like a drabble written specifically for you, please leave me a word/prompt/plot/etc... telling me how you would like to go about it. If you would like a very detailed fic, please give me a very detailed description, if not you get what my demented little mind comes up with :P your choice. (Not limited to Labyrinth, I take requests for all kinds of things!)

UPDATE AS OF 6/20/2016: I'M BACK! I know its been a long time, and I'm so sorry. Life gets in the way of creativity sometimes. For those of you waiting on updates on The Alcohol Diaries, my Labyrinth drabbles, and some new content, WATCH THIS SPACE!

xx Jade

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To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. She finds herself reeled into the Uchiha family, and must navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions while undergoing personal growth. Her greatest challenge yet comes when an old, dangerous skeleton tumbles out of the Uchiha closet. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,722 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Hokage Sakura by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Naruto-verse. Based directly on tumblr user itasaku's "Hokage Sakura" post. Sakura is Hokage, and Itachi is her faithful ANBU attendant... who is trying desperately to get her attention. Rated M. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Paperwork by Sariasprincy reviews
Sakura didn't like that her lover was always out of bed in the middle of the night. Itachi didn't like how she teased him all the time. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse. Modern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Torn In Two by FallenInDreams reviews
ItaSaku. Sequel to HER DARK ANGEL. The return of the Sharingan to the leaf precedes open war with Madara. As Sakura struggles to deal with Itachi, an unlikely ally will hold Konoha's fate in their hands, whether they like it or not. ABANDONED. Sorry. :/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,102 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/1/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Phenomena by xUntoldStory reviews
Never before had Sakura come across a medical phenomena such as Kakuzu. Rated for smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sakura H., Kakuzu - Complete
An Unlikely Seduction by Mihkail reviews
Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Rabbit and the Fox by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
She was willing and much too addictive, and he was sure that he wouldn't be satisfied until he consumed her entirely. /ItaSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lithium, or Alkali by applythepressure reviews
She tried to bite at his hand around her neck, but he only tightened his grip so that her head was immobile. "Always defiant to the bitter end."
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Professor Uchiha: My Tutor by Inabikairi ga osotta reviews
After receiving a scholarship from a rich boy, Sakura is going to the most renowned college in Konoha amongst the very people she hates: the rich. To her horror, they hate her too because she is probably the only commoner left in Konoha. Music is a required class in which she has no talent—however, her music teacher, Sasuke Uchiha, offers to tutor her. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,941 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All I Want Is Everything by LolaBleu reviews
Tate had been thinking for a while about a Grand Gesture, but his talent had never trended towards writing poetry and painting pictures. Gore had always been his true medium, and his ghost girl had never liked normal things anyway.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
A Goblin Man by Jasmine Melody reviews
Just a little drabble about my two favorite characters Jareth and Sarah. My first fanfict so I hope you all like it! Rated T for suggestive language.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
When the Cats Are Away by LaidBackandLowKey23 reviews
Jocelyn and the other adult shadowhunters are tending to clave business in Idris leaving Jace and Clary alone for the night. Pretty much one big lemon- enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Inabikairi ga osotta reviews
Sakura gets snowed in Sasuke's house while visiting him. To pass the time, Sasuke initiates a game, but the pieces aren't necessarily on a game board.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Bitten by Aya8 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura with snake jutsu, biting, and blindfolds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To The Sunrise by OdeliaD reviews
"They sat, huddled in the shadows cast by the fires warm glow. They listened to the cracking wood and watched the ashes fall like snow around them." One Shot SakuKaka. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Braille by SilverStarShine94 reviews
She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Punishment by AshleyTrecartin reviews
After Sakura forgets their four year anniversary, Kakashi decides he needs to punish her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 400 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ambrosia by refracted reviews
Dark. Sasuke/Sakura. AU. In the morning, when all the pretence has dissolved and they have finished the deeds that will become the death of them, he pretends he is asleep when he hears her sob. She breaks too beautifully, he believes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Winter Is Most Beautiful by Music-To-Write reviews
Christmas is a time for love... for everyone else. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not That Different by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
Rewritten on AO3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,300 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Oneirophrenia by Zelha reviews
Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
When the Wrong One Loves You Right by Kitkat3108 reviews
Haruno Sakura was always known for her clear, logical mind. So when she gets kidnapped by Akatsuki, she figures she can get close to them so that way she can find a way out. Will her heart let her go through with her plan? Ita/sak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,477 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Most Beautiful Sound by AnimeCountDown reviews
You can't lie to Itachi. It's just not done. Oneshot. ItachiXSakura. Warning: Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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The Alcohol Diaries reviews
When Sakura moves from a small, rural, town into the big city of Konoha to pursue her dreams, she meets Gaara, a late night radio station DJ, and there's an immediate connection. Problem is, he's also her boss. Alcohol, sexiness, and hilarity ensue. Come take part in the madness. R&R! Lemons in later chapters. GaaxSaku GaaraxSakura Reviews are always appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara
Falling Down reviews
Previously "As The World Falls Down." SarahxJareth. Lemons.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
I Move The Stars For No One reviews
Sarah/Jareth Drabbles. Continuous Oneshots. Love, sex, romance, drama, mystery, fluff, some dark themed fics. There's something for everyone. Join me on a trip into the Labyrinth, chronicling the most psychotic, unfathomable, and uncontrollable love story of all time. Taking requests for chapters!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
The Puppet Master of Eden reviews
"You know," he said casually, as if trying to make conversation, "You told me once that your will was as strong as mine. Please enlighten me, precious, seeing as how you're the one so readily chained to my wall." She finally understood, in that moment, how Eve had fallen. Sarah/Jareth. Oneshot. Lemon. Smut. Dark fic. BDSM. For auctavia1228. Disregard the errors, un-beta'd.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Your Eyes Can Be So Cruel reviews
He was her omnipotence; the shaking in her fingertips when she told him she didn't believe in magic. Revised. R&R my pretties!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
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