TheGayGod
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So...me. Yossi. I'm fifteen; I live in England; I'm gay (almost too gay); Jewish; and I'm obsessed with anything which involves Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and/or Seamas Finnigan in some sort of slashy/romantic/fluffy/etc. relationship! I'm absolutely and utterly and completely and totally in love with an amazing guy from the US. luv u babe xxx

Nu, I speak English fluently, duh, and I'm on my way to becoming fluent in Hebrew and Mandarin Chinese

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, TheGayGod

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from kirikou_yuki at LiveJournal.com (well I didn't, but the person I got it from did)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Even better, e-mail to everyone who's on your contact list, and everyone who's not. Spread the word that this is really happening. Spread the word and do something against homophobia today. Even if it's just something small like not laughing at a 'gay' joke, or stopping using the word 'gay' to describe something rubbish. If we can stop the hate, we will all live so much the better. Spread the word.

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One Perfect Morning by LadyBelz reviews
Ron doesn't get why Harry would shack up with two former Death Eaters, Hermione shows him why. SS/HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8504 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 5,579 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wands by Zinaida reviews
This is a collection of smut and fluff between Harry and Draco throughout the fourth year. I'm revamping this, because chapters 1 and 2 are fairly bad, so just go straight to chapter 3. keep checking back, and reviews please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Always by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
Sequel to Never. The Wizarding World has turned its back on Harry yet again. Voldemort is back and the school needs to be united now more than ever. Will people from Harry's past be enough to help him come out on top in this war? OoTP. PeterHarry slash.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Peter Pan, Harry P.
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Universal Chaos by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has his life all sorted out. Then he gets summoned to another universe by a version of himself who wants him to woo that universe's version of Draco Malfoy. Lovely. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harbinger by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry is a demon with a mission. His assignment? To locate and retrieve his target before he runs out of time or irreparable damage is done to the mortal plane. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,288 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Their Unconquerable Souls by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intaglio by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot, epilogue-compliant. Harry knew he was attracted to Draco Malfoy. But he also knew that he needed a simple life after the war. So he ignored the complication. For as long as he could. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loves What Vanishes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. "Man is in love and loves what vanishes."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy Effing Birthday, Shinji by Cherry-Starburst reviews
ShinjixIchigo. Ichigo listens to a suggestion from Hiyori, and it turns out better than expected. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Shinji H. - Complete
Seasons Change by LadyBelz reviews
Fall is coming and the leaves are a'changin'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Playboy Boys by SMOWEN1 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are famous porn stars that end up going to a normal high school where everyone seems to be a fan of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,211 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orchestral Infatuation by Ira Vehementi reviews
Naruto's a prankster who gets expelled from his school. He's given one chance to reform at a new school, but that comes packaged with an instrument, an orchestra, and a dark eyed boy who hates his guts. Read it. Review it. :3 *ON HIATUS D:*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,581 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
One day, while the Dursleys were out, a neglected Harry Potter met someone. A boy by the name of Peter Pan, who takes him to Neverland where he discovers what it feels like to be loved. Pre-slash, Pre-Hogwarts. HP/PP crossover.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,770 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Peter Pan, Harry P. - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
“What is it you’re selling here?” the redhead asked upon seeing no merchandise inside. The blonde’s face set in a foxlike grin.“Well….this Kazekagesama…is what’s known as a….kissing booth,” he said, sapphire eyes glinting impishly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,675 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Chamber by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Sequel to HPSA. When Harry goes back to Hogwarts, he has to deal with: feelings developing for his best friend, the Weasley girl having a crush on him, and Voldemort trying to rise again. On Hiatus. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Adventures by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, befriends people from all the houses, and is on his way to becoming the most powerful wizard in the world. Future Slash. Ron bashing! Will undergo major revisioning. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Book by I-Kiss-The-Air reviews
When Harry agrees to read a magical novel of Hermione's, does he really understand what he's getting into? HD Slash, and femslash near the end, I believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Um, yes by I-Kiss-The-Air reviews
In which big secrets are divulged and many loud noices are heard. HD shocking coming out story. Oneshot. REAL TITLE: Um...yes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Green Eyes by EvilAngelBB reviews
Harry's up for his 7th year and things are going to be a bit different. As he goes through changes, he gains some new allies, loses false friendships, and learns love for what it really is. Not really HBP compliant...but goes with it a little bit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 48,168 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Soft Goodbye by LadyBelz reviews
Harry gives his life to save the ones he loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something About You by LadyBelz reviews
It's been 10 years since Harry defeated Lord Voldemort. 10 years since Harry has seen Draco Malfoy and now Draco has made a rather startling appearance in his life once again. And he finds that he doesn't really mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,172 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
12 Days Until Midnight: A Harry Potter Christmas by LadyBelz reviews
It's the 7th and final year for Harry and his friends. The war with Voldemort ended during Harry's summer vacation after his 6th year, when he found and destroyed the final Horcrux. 1 Chapter a day will be posted with the final day being on Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gold Tinted Spectacles by Beren reviews
Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete