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Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Twilight.

I've decided not to waste anyone's time here and keep this short.

I love the amazing fanfiction world but it's time to say goodbye. I've really enjoyed the experience I've gotten from it, but I think I'm finally done, I've learned my lessons. I may come back to read some stuff, but probably not, because my life is changing, and so must I. Farewell friends, and have fun. ~Ama

PS I decided to leave the stories up-I don't really know why, but do what you like with them. laughs xP

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Even Goddesses Fall in Love Right? by luver of darkness reviews
Bella is a high goddess of the vampire community.Forced to meet back with her past,she finds love.Even though she finds love,will her past tear her away from her new love?The past can come back and bite you in the ass,can Bella survive and live?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,916 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 5/17/2008
Can we really forget those we love? by luver of darkness reviews
Bella is Aro's daughter that comes to live with the Cullens.She falls in love but can't;and Edward has a gf.Edward's gf is hidding something and Bella is desperte to find out what.Bella is in trouble and Edward is the only one that can save her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 5/17/2008
Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
The Sunshine Never Stops by Entwinedlove reviews
Set after Eclipse. Bella gets a phone call that stops all of her plans. How does she handle the news?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Forgotten? by allychick1 reviews
AU The Cullens have just returned to Forks 85 years later hoping that everyone they knew is dead. Sarah just moved to Forks. What happens when she finds a letter hidden in her locker..written 85 years earlier.is what the letter says true? safe? R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,153 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Jacob - Complete
And The World Spins Madly On by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
In a world filled with betrayal, secrecy, lies, and baby-mama drama, can everyone’s favorite couples finally find true love? Canon pairings. ALL HUMAN. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,559 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Only In The Movies by JustAnotherCrazyWriter reviews
HIATUS. "Fanfiction!" I exclaimed, having an epiphany. "Come again?" Bridget asked. "This is just like in fanfiction! You know, the girls-get-sucked-into-the-Pirates-world-meet-the-cast-and-somehow-get-back story?" That's right. It happened to me.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,508 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008
Missing Scenes by Daughter of Nature reviews
A collection of short ficlets that focus on scenes that are missing from the books.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Tortall
Concealed by mistywabbit reviews
Left behind, Daine and Numair flee Carthak and Ozorne, but not before Numair falls afoul of Ozorne's Gift. On their return to Corus, the pair discover they are no safer from Ozorne in Tortall than they were in Carthak... An alternative to RotG
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,941 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Life at the Swoop by Daughter of Nature reviews
A collection of mini ficlets about Alanna and George. Lots of fluff!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Tortall
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
A Pirate's Legend by Queen Dork meets King Dork reviews
Sequel to A Pirate's Tale. Jack and Elizabeth are in the dreaded locker. Who will come and save them? And what other horrors and trouble awaits them back in the land of the living?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warriors gone Random by XxSparklexX reviews
Firestar is in his midlife crisis. Graystripe in love with potato salad. Cloudtail superstitious. Tigerstar an opera singer? Bluestar has a secret past. Whitepaw thinks shes a turtle and strangest of all is the prophecy of Leafpool.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Scars on her Heart by Brown Eyed Vampire reviews
Edward leaves again. Bellas depressed and worst suicidal. When shes finally pushed to the edge she attempts to take her life, but she was saved? Now she works for the Volturi but what happens when the two exlovers meet again? T because Im cool like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,747 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007
Numair's Thoughts by OldCC reviews
A very short little insight on Numair's love for Daine. Three moments during TI series.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Numair S., Daine S. - Complete
Trying Times by Daughter of Nature reviews
A series of ficlets about Neal's time as Alanna's squire.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Tortall
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Karaoke Death Match by DarkAngel.of.RiffWaves reviews
What happens when our favorite Tortallian heroes compete for one prize in a karaoke contest? Will Alanna kill Jon? What happens when Neal gets his groove on?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Hey! Look! I'm You! by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Jack will never understand Elizabeth. Elizabeth will never understand Jack. So what happens when they switch bodies? And how will they get back to normal? VERY FUNNY! Please Read and Review! Rated T just to be safe!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Wagers, Anyone? by OldCC reviews
Owen, in his usual jolly manner, figures out what's been bothering Kel for ages. She's in love, and the whole palace wants to know who she's fallen for! The betting has begun, and everybody's all over Kel with questions. What a mess! KD, FINALLY UPDATED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
There's A Pirate Under My Christmas Tree! by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
A pirate fan girl gets what every girl dreams of getting for Christmas...James, Will, and Jack! And you'll never guess who comes down the chimney...RANDOM HOLIDAY ONE-SHOT Enjoy and Merry Christmas! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Irrational Love by avidreader101 reviews
Just a short blurb from Edward's POV as he goes through a day. Set before he and Bella begin seeing each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Eternity by K.ambrose reviews
Bella and Edward get married and Bella gets changed. But when have they ever had their happily ever after? Obstacles keep them apart and revelations occurr. The Volturi interfere and the Cullens get another taste of danger. PLZ R&R! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,395 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Music in the Nonexistent Soul by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Edward always was the musical type, right? Now, see as the rest of the Cullens, the population of Forks and La Push as well, pick up on his hobby and sing through the plots of the Twilight series!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
When In Doubt, Vote Jack Sparrow! by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Just a lil' Election Day madness! Jack Sparrow is the newly elected President of the United States! Who's his Vice President? And who's Wanda? And why is Jack being attacked by fangirls? America will never be the same! VERY FUNNY! RANDOM! ONE-SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Resistance by efficacious humorosity reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. About a year after "The Host" ends, Mel, Jared, Ian, and Wanda are on the home stretch of a long raid, when Wanda finds two rogue humans. They rescue them and bring them back to the community. WandaxIan, OCxOC
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,990 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Forever Forbidden by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Love was a forbidden emotion for me. Ever since I disappointed Alice, I couldn't allow it. And victims never got away. A little girl ruined that- and I would kill her for it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,734 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Lost Control by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Tyler Crowley lost control of the van. Alice Cullen lost control of the future. Charlie Swan lost control of his life. Now, his daughter, Bella Swan, is losing control of her humanity, her heart, and her soul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,549 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bella
Dustpelt's Poetry by Gingerstar14 reviews
Yay! The sequal to Ashfur's Revenge. Funnier if you read Crazy Squirrelflight, then Ashfur's Revenge. Dustpelt's havin' more trouble than Ashfur...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Verity by muhnemma reviews
A series of oneshots set during and after RotG from Numair's perspective. NumairxDaine.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,112 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Tortall
The Tortured Servant by Gingerstar14 reviews
Honey,or Foxdung, as her capturers call her, has served the evil cats all too long. Then, the cats visit the lake where the four Clans live. Honey must make a choice, not an easy one, and if she's caught, she may pay with her life.T for gore, not language
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Tanked by hideunspoken reviews
From Stephenie Meyer's The Host. Ian wakes up and finds Wanda has probably gone to Doc until Wanda wakes up in the hospital in Pet’s body. In other words, the time while Wanda was in the cryotank. Chapters switch from Ian and Melanie’s points of view.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews
COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Thirtysix Centimeters by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Breaking Dawn missing moment. Spoilers within. Esme and Carlisle have a little chat after Bella and Edward return home.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Why Am I Surrounded by Sexy Beasties? by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
What happens when 3 best friends are thrown into the Pirate world when there's no Elizabeth, a romance with Norrington, and where Will never stabs the heart? The Caribbean will never be the same, mate! VERY FUNNY! AWE spoilers! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Touched by jaded image reviews
One-shot. Ian's thoughts on touching Wanda. Nothing dirty, minds out of the gutter, please.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Ordinary Morning by kittykatloren reviews
A soft tickling on his nose woke him, far earlier than he would have liked – the opportunity to sleep past dawn was a rare privilege. And he had been intending to take full advantage of it. Daine/Numair pure-fluff oneshot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Time to Wake Up! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett helps wake Bella up with a not so pleasant surprise. RATED K FOR STUPID HUMOR. Oneshot for now
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Condoms by jaded image reviews
Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.
Host - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Moonshine by Gingerstar14 reviews
Warrior cat drabbles, some depressing, scary, about love or hate. Kinda random! Complete
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Diamonds Are A Hobbit's Best Friend by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
When Merry finds a diamond necklace, he learns it's no ordinary necklace! And why is Legolas crying? And what's guitars have to do with anything? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R & R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Forever and A Day by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
It's been ten years and Elizabeth has something very important to show Will...his son! What will Will's reaction be now that he realizes that he has an amazing family? ONE SHOT Please R & R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Lost! by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
When Elizabeth loses something that she thinks is the most important thing in the world, it becomes up to Jack to show her what's really important...her and Will's love for each other! ONE SHOT "Now that was the meaning of true love." R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
No Ramen For Emmett by JesusFreakInc reviews
Written by Child-Of-God13, seriously. What happens when Bella has Ramen Noodles for lunch? onexshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Brambleclaw's son by Gingerstar14 reviews
SEQUAL TO BRAMBLECLAW A WINDCLANNER! Bramblekit is growing up in WindClan, and he can't help want to be just like his father. So will he get through?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,488 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
My Bella Always and Forever by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
For Odd Fathers challenge. Charlie knows there's something up with the Cullen family, but he can't put his finger on it. For a man of little words, he sure does know how to confront a guy- well, when it's not a vampire intent on helping humans.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Reactions by efficacious humorosity reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. Wanderer misses Ian while he's gone on a raid. When he returns, she welcomes him warmly and he revels in his new ability to make her react to him physically. Fluff. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Ours by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. "'Ours' meant sharing the rest of my life with this man." WandIan. Fluffy.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
A Pirate's Tale by Queen Dork meets King Dork reviews
Jack rescues Elizabeth from the gallows and an adventure ensues. Through the swashbuckling tale a new love blossoms between the two pirates. But what of the villians on their tails, EITC and Davy Jones? And how is Will feeling through all of this?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Chaos at the Cullens by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Emmett and Jasper have a bet... Who can cause the most chaos within their family? Join them through the tears, blood, and unconsiousness- of course, all belong to Bella. Written for a challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
What Edward Cullen Will Never Do by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Bella wants to know what Edward can't do. But Edward can do everything, right? Maybe not... Read for more details! Fluff galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Deadly Love by kittykatloren reviews
A book alternative to RotG. Daine and the hyenas are chasing Ozorne, but instead of going to the menagerie, Ozorne has other plans, which lead to a lot of trouble for our favorite mages. Daine/Numair. My first fic - please review!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,352 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
We're Brothers by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Written for Running with Jasper challenge. “You could have hurt her! You could have killed her! You nearly did! I can’t believe I can even call you my brother!” Edward yelled deafeningly and I winced. I was dead, for sure. He would kill me, I knew it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Somehow I Know by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
We lost. We lost everything. We lost our leader, we lost our home, we are alone. And it’s only getting worse. Soon I will be alone. Completely alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Long Lasting Love by Queen Dork meets King Dork reviews
Edward and Bella are clearly in love, but what happens when a seris of unforunate events causes Bella to leave Edward's side? Can Edward convice Bella of his undying love? Sorry for horrid summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
What CAN'T Edward do? by avidreader101 reviews
Open up and see! I need your ideas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Kiss Of Death by stupid-unrealiable-vampire reviews
REWRITE. At their wedding, jasper makes Edward lose control and bite Bella. Practically all her veins are drained so it's to late to put venom in. Will the impossible happen? Will she die, live, or do something that not even they could expect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007
Old Friend by imagination amazon reviews
what would happen if an unexpected person showed up in Bella's life and effected everything in it? what would happened if this person wasn't what they seem they to be? find out. RxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
A Battle of Boys: A Story of Love, Loss, and 20Q by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Bella gets ahold of a 20Q Ball and the boys, obviously, go for it. Read as you see the ridiculous questions, the bets, and obviously, Alice manipulating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Sick by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Jake is sick. Jake gets Bella sick. Bella gets Edward sick and wins the contest. Wait, what? Edward's sick? Read to find out! Written for Musically Inclined's challenge. Enjoy! Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
School by One-Headed Boy reviews
Everyone is bored in school. Slight hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
Skinny by thesunshinekid reviews
Esme doesn't waste time on regret, but that doesn't mean this caring vampire doesn't still think like a woman.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Hey, Hey, You,You! I don't like your boyfriend! by skeletoninme reviews
Jacob's version of Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'. Yea. This is pure comedy for me. It makes you think Jacob is so pitiful, and when Billy walks in, it gets funnier! Please Read and Review! For me? Horror rating is for what Billy had to see..Poor man......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Messing with Mike by Heartbroken1 reviews
Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Revenge Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Blinker Trouble by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward takes Bella home. He pokes things unwillingly...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Emmett vs The Bike by MonkeyMojo reviews
Bella decides she wants to try out biking with the family. Emmett comes face to tire with a cousin of his old foe.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Mocked for Eternity by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Challenge for Edward'sPianoGirl. 150 word drabble. A certain Cullen is in jail, and someone has to bail him out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Live and Love by The Dragon Kasia reviews
Daine Numair. After ROTG. When their visit to the Divine Realms causes her powers to advance, what will that mean for Tortall? Suddenly Daine had Wild Magic and a unusual, never heard of, version of the Gift. R&R. Story is better than summary
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
Diary, Oh Diary by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Arwen tells Merry and Pippin to guard her diary from Aragorn that's filled with her marriage problems. So what happens when they read it? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
ways to annoy warrior cats by Snowmist reviews
Ways to make the warrior cats go mad! And make them wanna claw your fur out! Warning: DO NOT try these at home! Highly dangerous! You may get a claw mark for doing these! Please R&R!Chapter FOURTEEN! I present you with a STARCLAN chapter! IT'S UP! YAY!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
My Immortal by Somigliana reviews
Bella wakes to immortal life
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Dreams by kittykatloren reviews
She wasn’t an option; never a possibility, for the most basic reasons. Yet a cold wave had seemed to wash over him as he watched her fall. Twoshot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Living Without You, Impossible? by AmayaKasumi reviews
Inuyasha And Kagome finally kill Naraku..but she dies in the process. Inuyasha comes to live in the future era with her family. What happens when he meets a girl that is too much like Kagome? [InuKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Great Midwinter Mistletoe Mishap by OldCC reviews
Oneshot. Neal's fed up with Kel and Dom. It's been obvious for a few months now that they love each other, but they're both oblivious and haven't done anything about it. It's time for a plan, and Neal's set it up for Midwinter. My Midwinter Gift! KD!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Day To Day by muhnemma reviews
Fifty themes on Numair and Daine.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Or The Photograph That I Gave You by TraitorTatara reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words... Unfortunately, sometimes none of those thousand words are ones that you want to hear when you're eating. Naturally, that's when you'll always hear them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Brackenfur Campaign by Moonstar and Spiritwind reviews
Moonstar and Spiritwind introduce democracy to ThunderClan, and start the deputy race of 2007! Fangirls and boys from across the warrior nation come to ThunderClan to aid the campaign of their favorite cat. Join us as the chaos and insanity unfolds...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Impossible Diagnosis by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
I get a strange feeling in my Ghost when I see him. It sort of… shivers, and plays between hot and cold like it can’t decide, and I can’t either. All of my sensors get firewalled and fade to black... MotokoBatou Not all things can be explained by logic
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Remote Control by thesunshinekid reviews
Dr. Cullen comes home to an interesting debate.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Wedding Photos by topaz addiction reviews
Chaos happens as Bella's wedding photos are being taken.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare:Inuyasha Style by Xx-Akemi-chan-xX reviews
I forced Inuyasha and the gang to play truth or dare! What will they have to do?This is truth or dare inuyasha style!You ask the questions they do it and dont forget to add their punishment!Their fate is in your hands!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Brambleclaw's best friend by Nii-san's Obsession reviews
Summary same as it used to be. Last chapie up! Read my other stories please! i'll give all you reveiwers a plushy of whoever your fav warriors cat is since you've stuck with this story to the end! enjoy! R&R, please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Summer Solstice by xiDOREyoux and CrimsonTears reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDEShe was his diary, he was the reason she sanged. Afraid things will go crashing, he keeps the relationship the same...but what will happen when the girl he is talking to is tired of waiting?RATED T for languange.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Jewel and The Well by XX-Kaiser's-Angel-XX reviews
Blue light surrounded me but all I could think of was that my sister pushed me down the well forcing me into a different time then my own. Shunning me and ripping me from family and friends after I did all that I could for her. cont.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
WeIrDnEsS by Starborn73 reviews
RaNdOmNeSs
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
Healing Wounds by Daughter of Nature reviews
Takes place a few weeks after the final battle in The Immortals:Realms of the Gods. Follows Daine and Numair as they try to keep their relationship a secret. Daine's past comes back to haunt her as Tortall recovers from the battles with the immortals.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Tortall
After the War by Daughter of the Black reviews
Two months after the Immortals war, Daine and Numair are still hiding their relationship. Can Numair deal with students and his Magelet. Who will find out, and who will be harmed by the information. A DN fic.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Tortall
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? by Little Toaster reviews
...Just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by SoundsLikeLiar reviews
A collection of drabbles focusing on my Warriors characters. Even if you haven't read my other ff, you can appreciate and understand these cat's stories. R&R and check out: Warriors: The Following, for more info on these cat's lives.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Papa Loves Mambo by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Join Edward, Jasper, Bella and Emmett as they try to solve a puzzling mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
It's the way you smile by xiDOREyoux and CrimsonTears reviews
COMPLETED!Rated T for foul language and inappropriate scenes in the future. Summary: It's the way she's always smiling that makes him think that she never cries, but really behind her eyes, are hidden tears that fall for him.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice cream! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Hitachiin Stories by The Fluffy Queen reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru always did like to tell their crazy stories to their fellow hosts at Ouran... these are a few of those missing pieces they never told. UPDATED! There shall be minor fluff between the twins in the upcoming chappies. Rated T for safety.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kissing It Better by Lady Bracknell reviews
On her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than surefooted everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
A Discovery of Brotherhood by mistywabbit reviews
Alanna wonders what makes a brother. Much MUCH shorter than my usual, oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Love, Loss and Life by mistywabbit reviews
FINALLY FINISHED! FLUFF GALORE! Set after RotG this deals with Daine and Numair's growing love for each other, and the problems they face along the way... earthquakes, bandit raids, spidrens and something that links them all... fluffy action!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,949 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Daylight by mistywabbit reviews
The Sequel to Dawn. Travelling through the Divine Realms, Numair reveals his feelings to Daine. Set during Falling. ONESHOT No.3 in the Awakening Trilogy
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Dawn by mistywabbit reviews
The Sequel to Midnight. Now travelling through the Divine Realms, Numair once again wonders about Daine... ONESHOT No.2 in the Awakening Trilogy
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Wolf's Stupidity by Luna-Starr reviews
Watch as Kiba, Tobeo, Hige and Tsume search for the Lunar Flower! Toboe is hit on by everyone, Hige has an eating disorder Tsume is skeptical about everything and Kiba...is just there and looks pretty.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
Finally! by Squeakingtwig63 reviews
Numair and Daine are finally getting together! Their friends know it, but they don't. Read to find out more! Rating is for safety: I don't exactly know where I'm going with it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Tortall
Midnight by mistywabbit reviews
Set between Midwinter and Midsummer in RotG, this fic contains some of Numair's random wonderings as he and Daine spend a night off together in the Palace Gardens. No.1 in the Awakening Trilogy
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
The Trouble With Evil Monkeys by SiriuslyInsane62442 reviews
When an evil monkey (specifically an evil rabid monkey of impending doom) appears in Hogwarts, all chaos insues, and the stupidity of Hogwarts students is revealed.... Strictly humor and silly nonsense!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004
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Perfect reviews
Bella tries to find something that Edward can't do flawlessly- Something that just might not work. Post Eclipse, but before the wedding and transformation. Plz read & review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
For One More Day reviews
During the time that the Cullens are separated and away from Forks, Carlisle is called to help a hospital in Seattle. His plans to secretly check on Bella while he's in the state are halted with his sad discovery within the walls of where he is to work.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Proving The Magic 8 Ball Wrong reviews
Daine gets into trouble in the woods. Short fluffy D&N set after ROTG. Read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Tortall - Complete
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