It took six Aurors, three medics and all eight nurses on the shift to restrain the trashing, bleeding Harry Potter until Daphne got close enough to cast a counter-curse. Daphne earned the Weasley's eternal gratitude and Harry the suspicious ire of the public when pictures of the carnage were in every paper the following day.

Isekai'd without dying or being summoned? Gamer powers? A desire for basic human connection accidently limiting his potential new world to 'Survival' Mode? Sounds about right. And now Marcus is a regular guy dropped into the MCU, with only the hope that he can make a difference, and an ever looming deadline until the Snap. At least his System has his back. {Now starting Arc 2}

Book two of the "Dauntless" Series. Merlot Scortwit has finally accepted her magic. However, now there are new problems on the rise. Memories of a life that isn't her own, a secret monster at Hogwarts, Weasley family drama, and why is Draco looking so anxious all the time? Fear not denizens of magic, for the lord of none approaches. Fem!Harry, rated M for adult themes. Tags on AO3

ONESHOT A dude who never seen any Harry Potter content got his soul stuck into Ron Weasley. he proceed to do nothing, yet it results to everything. This is a Crackfic Oneshot coz I am too lazy to bother writing the whole thing. (NOTICE): This fic is now being continued as a small, occasionally updated crackfic.

A series of slice-of-life stories from the lives of Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass.

What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]

A healthy but downbeat boy meets an unhealthy but upbeat girl. HP/AG

Harry Potter, while on the run from the Ministry, convinces all his friends to become Animagi, for sensible reasons. Harry unfortunately does not get a cool or seemingly useful animal. Crack warning.

Arrangements had been made and now it was up to him to choose. He could deny the request and still live his life unknowing where it would lead him, or he can accept it and cement his future. The only problem was he wasn't the only one who would be affected by his choice. For southernbeauty13 who asked for this story with the pairing of Hiccup and my OC Eira. Hiccup/OC pairing.

Part 3 of Phantomverse. Sequel to the Phantom of the Arena. Five years after the Phantom of the Arena, Hiccup, formerly a terrorist, has finally defeated the Red Death, and returns to Berk. Meanwhile, Eret finds his fort destroyed and finds new enemies as he flees to the Archipelago. M for violence & sexual content. Full Synopsis and ship list at the start of the first chapter!

After Voldemort is resurrected, Harry takes a more serious approach to his education and training so he can be better prepared for the next time they will inevitably meet. Dumbledore chooses not to ignore Harry in his 5th year, but instead decides to push up his planned training a year. Meanwhile a pretty Slytherin and Harry start running into one another and a friendship develops.

Only two people know what happened the night John Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived: Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. And neither of them are talking.

Exhausted by decades of war and left with no other choice, Harry steps into the Veil of Death. But that was not the end of him. A story about a middle-aged war veteran that was given a second chance at life. Flowerpot. Time/dimension travel. AU. [COMPLETE]

The sequel to A Cadmean Victory Remastered. Don't read unless you've read both it and the short little prequel A Quest For Europa already! Death is just the beginning.

Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.

(Oneshot) What would happen if after Last Auction Heroes, Snotlout decided that he liked his new hair? How would Astrid feel about it?… A lighthearted tale of RTTE shenanigans set in Season 3. Complete with humour, drama, and a little sprinkling of Hiccstrid pining, because, let's be honest, RTTE was full of it! Lol

It started quite innocently with little Miss Zeller, a shy, first-year Hufflepuff. Sadly, it didn't stay that way. "What is going on here?" Umbridge inquired. "We fear, Headmistress, those pink polka dots are a sign for Umbridgitis, one of the worst illnesses ever. It started to spread and it's only getting worse!" Crack! Fifth Year AU!

"One last chance. Beware to the gods. In seventeen years time the race shall begin. The child of Death becomes the one who is two, and calls forth three, of venom, bark, and bone." The prophecy begins as the child snaps, destroying a mental facility where they were subjected to torturous procedures. Now the one who is two must drink the elixir of life, or be split forever. Tags@AO3

The four Hogwarts Heads of Houses have found a peculiar sight in the staff room. A nearly zonked out Harry Potter who has had quite some time to himself.

AU / Death Eaters besiege Hogwarts. A spell from Dumbledore is going astray. A cauldron explodes during potions class. And the old castle enfolds its own magic. Can some students survive for the next twenty-one days?

Daphne has the perfect present in mind for her longtime crush, Harry Potter. She just needs the help of a Metamorphmagus to help deliver it! A Smutmas Drabble. (Hogwarts starts at fifteen. Mature Themes Ahead!)

Ignored by his friends, humiliated by the ministry, hated by the public, and hunted by his enemies... Suffering under a weight that threatened to shatter him, the mind arts finally gave him a tool to strike back to the world. And he was going to use it, no matter the consequences. (Harry X Multi, Lemons)

Harry began to get tattoos to symbolize important people and memories in his life. Daphne Greengrass would like to hear their stories. Post-Hogwarts fluffy oneshot, EWE.

This is a compilation of one-shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more then you've come to the right place.

The Boy Who Lived book series is beloved by children all over the magical world, however every tale must have a kernel of truth to it and Harry Potter might just be like the kid in the fairy tales, except fairy tales aren't so pretty.

Dumbledore expected a weak Harry who lived with the Dursley's. He was not expecting a Harry who grew up on the streets and has no interest in playing a hero. After being abandoned in America by the Dursley's Harry learnt to survive using his brains and magic. Dumbledore, Hermione and select Weasley bashing.

Harry Potter, famed auror and Boy-Who-Lived, was hoping after having won the war and got the girl he would find some peace. But life had other ideas. See how his life fell apart and how one simple chance encounter could change everything. Post-War and Non-epilogue compliant.

Modern AU - College. Astrid's new next door neighbor is noisy and his cat is obnoxious. When she goes to confront him about his inconsiderate habits she discovers he's also extremely good looking. Once they stop all the yelling at each other they start an easy relationship, but she soon learns there's more to him than he's letting on. Hiccstrid with a side of rufflout.

He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.

At a little bit of a loose end in life, Harry finds himself drinking in a mysterious and magical bar. The bartender promises the magic of the bar will help him onto the next great adventure in his life. And adventure is exactly what Harry will find, if not perhaps the sort he was expecting... Written on the request of one of those who very kindly support me. PLEASE DO READ THE AN!

This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

Just a good ol' Hiccstrid Christmas Special (inspired by Kelly Clarkson's - Wrapped in Red) Modern AU

AU, gen. Instead of becoming Voldemort, Tom Riddle established a school of "secondary importance" for Muggleborns, half-bloods, and Squibs. Since the school frees Hogwarts to continue drifting more towards the purebloods' whims, they haven't raised any large fuss. Besides, everyone knows that half-bloods and Muggleborns don't have any real power...

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

After a completely unnecessary misunderstanding at the Ministry of Magic, Harry finds himself waking up in his own private hell…on Privet Drive. Things will not go as certain meddlers planned. Harry/Multi, Ron bashing, Dumbledore bashing, lots of people bashing. Semi-crackfic.

Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.

Albus Dumbledore has prevented Harry from living. Now he's 11 and he won't allow it anymore. Although he's ignorant of the prophecy, it nevertheless guarantees that if Harry starts living, Voldemort must die. In canon everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. In this story things go right. Or: In this reality, Hagrid picked a different line in Gringotts, being helped by a gob...

The life of a masked hero was hard. Trying to balance its challenges while still in high school was harder. Still, Peter managed to do it, until it became too hard to maintain. Then, Peter decided to try an alternative approach. Peter X Multi. Lemons, lots of it.

Sirius grinned as he was thrown into the black spindling tower of Azkaban, and looked upon the rows of empty cells that would soon be filled with Death Eaters. He still wanted revenge for the Potter family. Peter's death wasn't enough, it was hollow. He wanted all the Death Eaters dead. He would use this time in Azkaban well.

Sirius dreads working with Lily on the Charms project, but as they spend time together, he decides maybe she's alright after all. Then all of a sudden she's stealing his cigarettes and eating his snacks, and somehow she's become one of his best friends.

A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year

A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.

We all know that Harry taught the DA during his fifth year. But his position teaching the DA was a lot more official than anyone, including him, would have thought. Who would have guessed that a friend jokingly calling him Professor would have started a chain of events that none of them could have predicted? Well, at least they're passing their exams.

Harry has been forced into the Triwizard Tournament but with a piece of advice he decides to do what is right.

Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy managed to adopt The Boy Who Lived! Of course, their nefarious plot to eliminate him is perfectly planned, and won't have any hiccups, right? Right? Right guys? Oh no, the kid's teleporting everywhere. LUCIUS, NARCISSA, STOP LOVING THE BABY. CAN YOU ALL JUST- ARGH! Who knew trying to kill a baby peacefully would be this hard?

Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.

What happens when two people, both with a broken heart, get dragged to the same party? Astrid never expected someone like Hayden to walk into her life and make her feel wanted again. Hayden never expected someone like Astrid to come along and stir up trouble in all the best ways. Sometimes there really is an upside to heartbreak. (Modern Hiccstrid)

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)

(A vague mashup of HTTYD/Venom) Specimens, "Dragons", need a host, a symbiotic bond that is either parasitic or mutualistic, to survive. For the recently escaped "Hel-Spawn", the perfect host is found in a less-than ideal young man with more to him than meets the eye. Rated M to be safe (Trigger Warnings in Prologue)(Snail to Slow Burn Hiccstrid, no slash)(Modern AU) {On Hiatus}

Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'

Determined to remain a maiden, Astrid Hofferson devises an impossible trial for any would-be suitor. She, along with the whole of Berk, is left absolutely stunned when Hiccup 'the useless' Haddock passes it and wins her hand. The question is, will he be able to win her love as well? Or is this marriage doomed from the start?

Tonight, before midnight (long before midnight, I have to work tomorrow)... the first chapter will be posted. A Cadmean Victory will rise again, greater and better edited than it ever was before. The sequel, A Taste of Ismenian Water, is now posted!

Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne and her sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though...

Before A Cadmean Victory, there was a Quest for Europa, as anyone who knows their Greek Mythos may well know. This short little prequel sets the scene for that longer story and for A Taste of Ismenian Water, the sequel.

"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry." When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to reign in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal. Creature!Fic

Married to Harry Potter against her will by an old contract, Daphne plans her route to freedom through the murder of her husband. The well-intentioned fool won't even know what hit him. AKA, Daphne Greengrass and the Man-Who-Just-Won't-Die.

The Potters have a house-elf Dumbledore didn't know about, who will take care of Harry no matter what ... and possibly take care of other things too. (Oneshot. Spoof or crack, you decide.

The life of Harry Potter, told in stories to his children and loved ones. Pretty much AU. No horcruxes, French!Harry, not-quite-oneshots but we'll call it free range narrative, the Dursley's were moved to France to get Harry Potter out from under Dumbledores control, not realizing that the French government had no intention of giving him back, he goes to Beauxbatons and has a life.

With Voldemort on the loose, Emily and Harry aren't free to embrace a future together. The Dark Lord will stop at nothing to kill Harry and restore her soul to its rightful host. Emily plots to keep Harry safe, and Harry plots to finally take control of his life. Final in Power is Control series. Thanks guys! Fem!Voldemort

The world around him had crumbled as the Ministry fell. He had become the hunted, and with only his wits, resilience and an ominous raven, he'd had to learn to survive. But why was he so compelled to go to the one place he knew he should avoid? The whispers urged him as did the dreams that plagued his sleep. Perhaps Death truly was the beginning... Time-travel, Harry/Narcissa

AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.

Harry and Hermione are 22 and burnt out. They decide to take a holiday, travel, figure things out. And they do figure things out, just not what they thought they would. Pure romance, H/Hr, post books.

Harry and Hermione discover a new trick. It may be illegal, but oh my, could they use it.

What happens when a boring teenager finds a book capable of bringing about a new world? In this Death Note inspired story, Harrison “Hiccup” Haddock, sets out to become what is essentially God- guided by the Shinigami known as Toothless.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

Gobber couldn't convince Stoick to let Hiccup into the dragon training, but eventually, Hiccup faces a Monstrous Nightmare during a raid again. Things go very differently thanks to a black dragon. An unbreakable bond is formed between two lonely souls and those who would break them apart face the true meaning of fury as they fail to hide and pray sufficiently. 2nd book complete

Rose was thinking of sandy beaches and a new identity. Jake was thinking about the world and getting away from home. When she almost runs him over, the two decide to road trip together, forming a bond that neither of them expected. But their summer of teenage love and fun isn't what it seems. There's a dark force brewing in the home they left behind and it's out for blood.

Berk has changed for the better, but now our favourite couple must embark on a new adventure in the realms of the gods. Where power is a twisted dance and trust is rare. Now Astrid must find her niche in this strange new world alongside a man she loves, but barely knows. Secrets will be revealed and relationships will be tested as a whole new host of enemies emerge over the horizon

Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?

After Sirius is killed, Harry doesn't want to go to the Dursleys again. The Grangers notice something is off with him so they offer Harry the chance to go home with them and then on holiday where something unexpected happens.

Follow Harry Potter through the holidays that shaped his life as he grows closer with one of his teammates and learns the meaning of love. A short story for Christmas.

As the looming shadow of Voldemort's threat grows, Harry prepares for their inevitable showdown. At Dumbledore's side, Harry travels through the mysteries of the past and the conflicts of the present, all while growing into the wizard he was destined to be. The life of the Chosen One is not what he expected, as choices and challenges and the weight of war test his strength of will.

Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.

Harry and Hermione were left to their own devices after Ron stormed out. In a moment of brilliance, Harry finds a way for the two to protect the locket without needing to wear it. What happens when the two decide to get together? Harmony, smut, one shot, m/f, HarryxHermione HP/HG Complete Read time approx. 15MIN

When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF

Dumping ground for ever-growing collection of unconnected Hiccstrid smut-shots. Prompts always welcome for my ever growing list. Enter at own risk. Mix of canonverse and modern.

Harry reminisces about the origin of a game he and his girlfriend play as her birthday approaches. Oneshot/Fluff. Submission for the Harry/Luna Valentine's Day Challenge

Dumbledore was surprised when Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, came to Hogwarts. He expected a saviour, what he got was a damaged boy who has no interest in playing hero for anyone. What does Harry want? He wants to be left alone. Will have my own characters starting from chapter 26. Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing. Dark/grey, strong, intelligent Harry.Harry x Fleur.

Hiccup is now making his way back to Midgard Academy and soon finds himself on yet another adventure. Now he must stop Johann from acquiring an ancient artefact, one that will give you the knowledge of conquering the Nine Worlds.

Hakon Haddock's mother was killed in front of him when he was a boy. Years later he is considered a weakling with only the drive to fight injustice as his strength. So when a dormant power awakens within him, Hiccup must deal with gangs, a hostile city and an infuriatingly sarcastic partner to clean up the streets and maybe save the world along the way. ITS AN UPDATE

Modern AU. After reluctantly rescuing an orphaned kitten and taking it to her vet neighbour, Astrid is still very insistent she's not keeping the cat. Hiccup, on the other hand... she might keep him. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid

If you had the chance to start over, would you forget the past and start anew? Or would you hold on to it and repeat your mistakes? For Hiccup, his wish for a new chance at life was granted, but the cost was something he never expected. Sometimes death isn't the end of a life, but the beginning of a better one. Demoncup! Magic! Badasscup! AU.

In a world where Hunters with various magical powers battle monsters from invading humanity, Hayden Haddock was the weakest of all the Hunters, barely able to make a living. However, a mysterious System grants him the power of a 'Player', setting him on a course for an incredible and dangerous journey. What will he do with his newfound abilities? Solo Leveling AU.

Looking over to the usually empty second chair in the parlour, Harry came face to face with unsettlingly blue eyes. "Uh... Greengrass?" / No Voldemort AU (as in, he's fucking ded.)

A prophecy left unfulfilled, a family torn apart by repercussions of war and one child left to a life of neglect. But there were those not content to allow this to pass. Harry Potter may have been abandoned at the end of the war but he will rise to be more than any could have imagined. Minimal bashing, rated M for violence etc. Harry/Tonks, James/Lily Main plot begins GOF

101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.

Modern AU/ Hiccstrid. Recently widowed, Hiccup Haddock is struggling-especially as Family Services are threatening to take away his daughter. Astrid Hofferson decides a job looking after a little girl would be perfect while assessing her options-but finds herself protecting the little family from crazed relatives, predatory females and an over-zealous social worker…

Harry is a Horcrux, isn't he? Don't be silly. What a strange thought to have. Anyway. Anyway. During 6th year, Hermione has a realization that Harry is a Horcrux while doing some homework in the library. Things spiral out from there.

Modern AU. One stalks the streets, a vigilante killer known as the Night Fury. One writes gripping, bloody mysteries with some surprisingly specific details. Guess which one the police have their eye on? Serial Killer/Writer Hiccstrid Hiccup/Astrid. Warnings for blood, death, violence, murder... all that stuff.

Hiccup Haddock, the only son of a powerful Teyrn, finds himself facing the greatest threat that his country has ever faced. Monstrous creatures poisoning the land, a power-hungry man stealing the throne and only he can stop them. This is his tale is a Grey Warden.

HTTYD AU: Two years prior to the events of the film. Hiccup's life in Berk was horrible, everyone in the village hates him. his father's constant neglect, his cousin Snotlout's beatings and the twins pranks. One day, something finally pushes him over the edge and he runs from Berk, fate however had other plans for him. Non-Dragon!Hybrid!Hiccup

Harry has spent years pretending to be someone he was not, but in his fourth year he had finally had enough. He would no longer pretend. Now the real Harry Potter is out, and everything is changing. Dumbledore bashing, Hermione and certain Weasley bashing. Grey/Dark Harry.

Book 2 of the 'Living' series. Time has passed, but the events set in motion years ago are still moving, and several unfortunate coincidences throw Toothless and company back into the world, this time under the fog of impending war.

Pirate AU: I have realised that there aren't many HTTYD Pirate fanfictions out there, so i decided to make one myself. Inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean, but the story will feature more than a couple twists and turns. You'll see what I mean ;).

Henry Haddock wasn't expecting to see anyone while he was out hunting, let alone a beautiful, famous athlete. He gets his first look at Astrid Hofferson from the scope of a rifle. He thought he'd never see her again, but fate decided otherwise. Can the scrappy hunter and the talented runner team up to save the town? Modern AU. Hiccstrid. Rated T for language.

A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.

Hiccup Haddock XVI lives in a very poor Berk, where the rich kids are allowed to get away with anything as long as it doesn't break the law. People are just resigned to it, its not a big deal, and Luna Whiting-Light is here for a different reason, but that doesn't mean she can't knock some sense into these idiots. Modern AU.

Voldemort comes back in Harry's 4th year. She's a woman with an unnatural attraction to the boy who lived. Follow her nefarious plots, and Harry's desperate attempts at avoiding being manipulated by someone in the shadows. fem!Voldemort

Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery. Harem.

Five years later, Berk is prospering like never before, Hiccup and Astrid are blissfully married, and peace with the dragons is stronger than ever. But dark forces gather beyond the sea, and when ghosts from the Haddock family's past suddenly resurface, Berk will be catapulted onto the front lines of a secret war that will decide the fates of Vikings and dragons across the world...

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.

In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.

Revenge/Modern AU. Hiccup Haddock is framed for treason by his best friend, condemned by the attorney who promised leniency and betrayed by the woman he loves. Sent to die in the inescapable prison on Freezing-To-Death, he vows to escape and take his revenge on those who wronged him…

"She is a mermaid. He is a human. But does that stop them? They know it's wrong. They know it's against the rules. They know it will never work. But does that stop them? They shouldn't be doing this. They're gonna get in trouble. But is that stopping them? They say love hurts. Like bliss and poison at the same time. But is that enough...to make to make them stop?" (Pirate AU)

"I've just had the worst day,", said Daphne, sitting by Harry's side. Harry kept eating slowly, and Hermione looked from one to another as Ron spluttered. Both were ignored summarily by the other two.

Part 1 of Phantomverse. Dragons and Berk have been at war for generations; one year ago however, strange things started to happen during raids, which cannot possibly be the work of a dragon. Refusing to let her village be haunted by what they call the Phantom of the Arena, Astrid sets out to find the culprit. Hiccup leaves AU, not a songfic.. M, violence & sexual content.

It’s a Hiccup Leaves Berk story, but with some new twists and turns. Hiccup leaves as a runty nobody with a big secret, only to return as a world-wise and hardened man. He meets new friends and discovers abilities that he never dreamed he could have. Only problem is, he can’t really come home now. Set in a world of smut, blood and magic with heavy helpings of history and mythology.

When Harry panics about finding a dance partner for the Yule Ball, McGonagall takes charge...

Modern AU. It's surprising just how distracting the right sort of chemistry with someone can be. Hiccup had pretty much forgotten they were on camera right away. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot.

What happens when Luna Lovegood hears about a most unusual magical creature? Lunar Harmony story, H/Hr/L. NOTE: This is TRUE version of a story that I was never able to finish originally. Think of this like a movie with alternate endings. The old, "alternate" version was published previously. Rated M for Mature.

On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB

Follow Harry Potter through the twelve days that will define his adult life. A Post-War Romance for Christmas

Gen, AU. Tom didn't know whose idea it was that a mysterious man who had walked out of the Veil of Death should be the guest lecturer for Defense Against the Dark Arts while Professor Merrythought dealt with some kind of magical emergency, but he could thank them. And curse them. Henry Evans changes Tom's life. COMPLETE.

What if Hiccup was chosen by the gods to save the world, what if they sent one of their greatest warriors to guide him towards his destiny, what if this new destiny meant he had to leave Berk and come back years later as a completely different person? read on to find out. rated M for violence, slight gore, swearing and suggestive themes.

Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]

The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]

A short that takes place at the end of the 2nd year in the common room. If Harry is supposed to be cunning, he should do what he can to strip his enemies of their power as soon as he can.

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

Harry and Emily have made their escape from Britain and are travelling the world. But Emily only resides in the darkest of places, and Harry's light may be snuffed out before they can return. Fem!Voldemort

A series of one-shots dedicated to showing how utterly stupid the idea of an Age Line truly is.

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

"Isn't, you know, your entire magical identity kind of a lot to 'just not bring up' to somebody?" Harry shrugged. "I was kind of surprised but it wasn't as important as you'd think it would be." A story in which Harry meets a muggle and is wrong. OC/Harry. Also, a trio friendship fic.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

Hiccup was never a fan of the tradition Bath Day. A day where all the Vikings go to the bathing pools and clean off the grime of the week. There were just too many naked people for the Chief's liking. That is why he was happy when he found a small pool secluded and hidden from his tribe years ago. At least, he thought it was a secret from everyone.

AU Set during RTTE S5/6. Hiccup has been captured by Krogan and Viggo who seek the lenses for the DragonEye that he has removed and concealed. When he is rescued, the Riders find he has been condemned to death. Heartbroken, Astrid swears that this cannot be allowed to happen again. Leaving behind friends and family, she sets out on a quest for vengeance, no matter the cost...

Astrid and her family are happy, but living on the edge. She does her best to keep them afloat, but every day is a struggle. A chance encounter opens doors that she never knew were there, and it all revolves around DragonTech. Modern AU, AstridxHiccup, Rated M for language and adult situations. No lemons in the books for this one.

Lucifer's returned to Hell, and Trixie isn't happy about that. Mommy doesn't need to worry though, because she and Maze have a plan to fix things. Post Season 4 Fix-It.

Two alcoholic men decide to jump through the Veil. This takes them back to August 1st, 1993. They don't have much to lose, anyway - the only thing left to do is to go around and piss everyone off, true Marauder fashion. So they do exactly that.

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

A small disturbance can cause an avalanche, metaphorically speaking. Small changes in how events play out, caused by little changes in how the world works can have a big impact on unexpected people. (Diehard fans of Astrid, consider yourselves warned. You might not like what is coming.) AU. Starts off like the first movie, veers massively away from the original by chapter 9.

Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]

Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]

A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.

The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.

Modern AU. He's a geek. She's head cheerleader. Astrid knows they'll never work, but somehow that doesn't seem to stop them. Hiccstrid

Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur

Hiccup couldn't deny fate; soon the Vikings of Berk would discover Toothless- his best and only friend. With careful preparation, he fakes his own death and leaves Berk, with no intention of ever returning. But even as he grows into a powerful man and meets the woman of his dreams, Hiccup knows he cannot simply forget the place of his birth. After all, he's their only hope.. (HxOC)

Years ago Draco Malfoy made the worst mistake of his life, now the Dark Lord is taking over and there's no one left to stop it.

Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

Modern AU. Astrid has a bit of a fixer upper house, and the handyman she hires is just a little too attractive for her to handle calmly. Rated for impure thoughts and impure actions! Hiccstrid.

Modern AU. After all the time Hiccup spent working up the nerve to ask Astrid to the Prom, she turned him down. When he discovered why... he just had to go do something about it. Hiccstrid two-shot.

Medieval AU. Hiccup Haddock is a menial in the court of King Harild Hofferson, orphaned and shamed when his father vanished on a secret mission. Desperate and with no hope of becoming a knight, he is persuaded to impersonate a squire on a hunting trip with the Princess. But when she is kidnapped, he becomes her only hope... Hiccstrid.

They might not be blood, but that doesn't stop it being wrong. Hiccstrid with a twist! - complete.

Harry and Hermione soul bond at the end of GoF. AU after. What happens when Harry and Hermione bind at a young age? How will that change their destinies and the path of the war? M for chapter 2 onward. My usual bit of smut mixed into the rest of the story.

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

Lily is a superhero, and devotes her time between hiding the truth from her husband; James, and trying to catch the troublesome supervillain; Prongs.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

This is smart! Powerful! Ravenclaw! Harry; How would the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived who is much different from what they expected? One that is set to change the course of the magical world forever? Grey Harry; Manipulative! Dumbledore; Harry/Daphne

He lost a bet he wanted no part in. Now, he has to complete Astrid's dare to honour said bet he wanted no part in. Which involves the infamous glory hole in the girl's restroom... If there ever is a time his stubbornness should not waver. It is now. Modern one-shot. Rated M because of what your sexy imagination is picturing right now.

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

Astrid is sick of her neighbour and his apparent need to have sex against the wall that separates their apartments. Maybe its time she gave him a piece of her mind. Hiccstrid Smut.

Harry Potter, eighteen, figures out what to do with life after death. Teddy plays a part. H/G.

Set at the end of OOTP. Hermione is worried about Harry returning to Privet Drive for the summer and resolves to make his stay more enjoyable. Then she comes up with a plan to do that AND mess with the Dursleys at the same time. H/Hr, but plenty of other girls join the fun as the title implies. No smut.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

It was just another job. Henry Haddock, top notch US Special Forces sniper, is sent to gun down a family of rogue terrorists in Afghanistan. This blonde girl shouldn't even be there, but she is, and she's in the way. Henry never knew saving her life would change his own so drastically. Modern AU in which Hiccup is a sniper. Rated T for language and violence.

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.

Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.

Hiccup goes through with his plan to leave Berk for good before his final test in the ring and discovers that the world is not as small as he once thought it was. Countless years away from Berk have forged Hiccup into a stronger, darker version of himself. Join Hiccup and Astrid on their journey as they explore the nine realms and fight against Ragnarok. Features magic & mythology!

We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Bruce Wayne hosted a fundraiser for Gotham's White Knight, Harvey Dent. An eccentric family by the name of Addams stopped by to enjoy the fundraiser. The Joker decided to gatecrash, intent on having a little chat with Harvey. Between the Addams family, the Joker, and Batman, Gotham's philanthropists may never want to attend another Wayne event ever again.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

Since the end of the war, Dudley has wondered about his cousin and the world into which Harry disappeared. He is given an unexpected second-chance at the world of magic and its inhabitants. Is he ready to face magic again? Cho Chang/Dudley Dursley. One-shot.

Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.

A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?

A vignette about how one man views another he once called friend.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Magic was a wonderful thing. Magic was a terrible thing. Both statements were true. No one knew that better than Hermione. And her only wish was the wonder of Magic would never leave the heart of her best friend.

Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

After killing Voldemort immediately following his ressurection at the end of their sixth year, Harry and his twin sister Danielle decide that, as the law of the land refuses to penalize the Death Eaters, they'll do it themselves. And so, they decide to rob them all blind. Warning: twincest. Lots. Of. Twincest.

Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.

After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. They're even more shocked when he's Sorted into Slytherin.

Harry and Ginny visit Portugal for Sun, sea, sand and something else.

Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.

Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

She will do anything to keep him out of the tournament, including standing up to the most powerful wizard in Britain.

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery

Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...

When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.

Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.

A Potterized classic Python Sketch

Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.

Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Fred and George had no idea what they were starting when they explored the green tube at the bottom of the lake. But now, another kingdom has emerged and is challenging Hogwarts in a battle for supremacy in the only way they know how. Kart racing.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.

In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr

- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.

Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.

What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr

Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic

The Head Girl makes a mistake. Now the Head Boy is in the Hospital Wing with no recollection of who he is or who she is- but he certainly doesn't care enough to keep his perverse thoughts to himself. One-Shot. Rated M for naughty language and sex talks.

AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...

Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...

A series of drabbles between Lily and James that I decided to write because I wanted to be self-indulgent one last time.

It is Ginny's twentieth birthday, and she wants to play a game with Harry.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.

The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.

Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."

Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.

Harry Potter develops a new talent, to the detriment of pretty much everyone he meets. A crackfic.

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG

As the bottle started to slow down, Lily silently willed it to land on anyone except for her. Its speed was decreasing by the second, and Lily saw it heading in her direction. She was about to offer her first born child up to Merlin when it stopped.

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing

A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.

Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

Harry is having trouble admitting his true feelings for Luna. All he needs is a little push . . . and the Weasley twins are happy to provide it.

Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.

COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.

Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.

COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.

ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

Harry makes a foray into his own dark side ... with shattering consequences.