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Joined 06-28-07, id: 1312395, Profile Updated: 11-11-22
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

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Naruto

So these are some things I low key pretend did not happen during and after the storyline. I know every fan has their own things they're probably like "Kishimoto, sir, did you think this through when you wrote it?":

1. Hyuga Neji’s death: Hinata trying to sacrifice herself for Naruto AGAIN was poor writing. When dramatized rescue scenes are reused in any plot for the SAME character, I cringe. If you’re fast enough to jump in front of someone on the battlefield who also jumped in front of another, you’re fast enough to move them out of harms way.

2. Canon Sasuke being gone for like 12 years: Come on! He’s a part of his family’s life. He can literally teleport to different dimensions. I’m sure he can teleport in for dinner now and again. Or come home from deployment like every 6 months just as any regular military man would.

3. Sakura’s confession to Naruto: -gags- literally the most cringe writing I’ve ever seen for a female character created by a man since Hemingway’s Catherine Barkley from A Farewell to Arms.

4. Sasuke and Sakura not having a family picture: someone on the writing team really thought that would be a clever plot point??? Y'all know Sakura would have like five family albums and is working on number six.

5. Hokage Naruto being overworked: busy because of work? Okay. Very manly and devoted. Wonderful. But it’s so uncool and unattractive when you work TOO MUCH to maintain a village and yet your family is falling apart? Nope. That is unrealistic for a character like Naruto or a great village like Konoha. A real man who is good and true first maintains his family and when his household is good, then he is able to run a smooth operation because there is peace at home. Also: you have a LITERAL shinobi army at your disposal you can use to organize programs and delegate work to administrative-minded people. And genin to carry heavy boxes for old people. A real leader knows how to delegate.

6. Boruto the manga/anime: yeah that's about it. Manga/show is meh. Not a fan. I tried but stopped reading/watching. Naruto epilogue is as far as my fandom goes. My FanFiction will always reflect that.

7. Tsunade over-aging: I get that she’ll look her age after using her powers too much but I don’t know why she gets SO OLD when she should just look the same age as Orochimaru and Jiraiya lol I mean, has Kishimoto never seen a woman in her fifties?! He's Japanese for crying out loud.

8. Hidan and Kakuzu fight: Ino and Choji being so useless and getting in the way of Kakashi's full strength potential! So lame. (Kakashi STAYS protecting everyone every time we get a chance to see him battle). Let's pretend Ino and Choji were either NOT there or were actually useful.

9. Kakashi wifeless and childless: this is a man who was dealt great loss and betrayal. But everyone else gets love and kids? No! So of course I wrote a fic for him ;)

10. Heroization of Itachi: Yes, he did ‘single handedly prevent civil war’ but he himself admitted he shouldn’t have shouldered the burden alone. He made a mistake. But then he helped with the last war, turning the tide, which is great. Still, slaughtering an entire clan is essentially genocide, which is a ‘war crime’ in our world. Yes, he was somewhat manipulated at a young age, and he was probably filled with a lot of fear (which never ends well for anybody when making big decisions). Despite all this, I think anyone aware of his crimes should not see him as a ‘hero.’ He should be regarded with variations of suspicion, confusion, disgust, empathy, and maybe even pity. But he's definitely not a hero. So I wrote a fanfiction exploring the idea of him coming back 19 years after the war and what that looks like.

11. Fillers XD

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The Furthest Planet From The Sun by Mahi-Mahi reviews
He took her away...far from the warmth of the sun.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 426,564 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/13/2022 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Leviathan by pewterlocket reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is the world's most powerful wizard. Hermione discovers that he is the only one that can help her, but will he? And what will she have to do to gain his assistance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Take Care of You by tabjoy13 reviews
One-shot featuring a young Team 7 just trying to help their sensei out. Cross posted on AO3.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Chasing Paper Tigers Like Dreams by Child of the Ashes reviews
In which Orihime has trouble saying no and Ichigo doesn't.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,791 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Sons of the Desert by Cap'nHoozits reviews
Scar and Miles face the monumental task of rebuilding a land and a culture. Miles gets in touch with his roots and Scar's past isn't as erased as he thought it was. Rated T for language and thematic elments. Lots of OCs. All updated!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 195,452 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Scar, Miles - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - [Vegeta, Bulma] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6685 - Favs: 14,701 - Follows: 6,071 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Lights in the Valley Outshine the Sun by Elizabeth7 reviews
Alternate Universe – What would happen if Padme survived and Darth Vader finds out? Padme & Anakin Darth Vader [NOW COMPLETE]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,534 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Hajime and Tokio by Angrybee reviews
The story of the life, and love, which grew between an unlikely couple. Follows Saitou and Tokio from the Genji era through and past the Rurouni Kenshin tale. Rated for: Violence, Language, Adult Themes. (COMPLETE except for epilogue.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 296,015 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Saitou, Saitou - Complete
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Redamancy reviews
Nineteen years after the war Itachi is mysteriously brought back to life. Welcomed home under strict reservations, he wishes for a quiet, solitary existence only for a young woman to come and disrupt it. ItachiOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/19/2022 - Itachi U., OC
The Hatake Family reviews
A domesticated Kakashi can't ask for a better life. He can, however, ask his children to tone down the crazy. Their poor civilian mother is a hen with lion cubs. Parenting genin might be their toughest season yet. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2022 - Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
The Pickle Jar reviews
His interest in her was piqued before the pregnancy, long before he let sobriety go. KakaAya. HokageRamen. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,562 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/19/2022 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete