Alexander-In-Autumnhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Vampires, and Twilight. For those who are confused about why it is that I have stopped writing, I can only offer up the fact that I lost interest in the books who inspired my fanfictions in the first place! :/ I've grown as a writer, certainly, but I've decided to pull the plug on the whole fanfiction operation - if not for good, for a long time. I figured it was about time I wrote my own stories from my own ideals and inspirations. I will, however, leave a couple of the stories I had posted on this website. I suppose I will view it as my own personal archive of shame (I look back and grimace at my writing, it was awful xD) but for those of you that enjoy them, by all means, have fun. :) Cheers, D | |||||||
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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Listening to The Dead by Faerie in Combat Boots reviews
Emily's view of her life, her death, afterlife and the whole 'Victor Incident'. Inspired by the book The Lovely Bones. Rated T just in case. UNDERGOING A HUGE RENOVATION
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Emily
Humans and Hanyous by Red's-Fury reviews
What's this? Kagome's hurt and... wait. Are those... dog ears? Uh oh. Kagome and Inuyasha get to square off and see whose temper is worse. Miroku and Sango have to keep the peace and Sesshomaru is smirking. InuKag, MirSan. Rated T for language and blood
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
As The Night Falls by Nixanne reviews
Isabella Swan was born in 1901. She's betrothed to someone, until she meets and falls in love with the one of the most eligible and sought after bachelors in Chicago, Edward Anthony Masen. [Read and Review]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/23/2006
The 4 promises from the past by lovingo0Kawaii0oGirl reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome were childhood friends, when she must move they make 4 promises,she disapeared and broke her promise, 4 years later they meet again both changed he into a player she into a wall flower, what happened? full summary inside IK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Mistake by redrosefell reviews
Edward gives in to Bella's request, or so she thinks, and they move beyond the physical boundaries Edward has set & tried so hard not to cross. Bella makes the biggest mistake of her life and threatens the future of everyone involved. jacob,bella,edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Bella, Jacob
Love Is My Curse by amanda is baked reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends, but that slowly crumbles when Bella's social status goes from geek to queen bee. Edward's a fool, and loves her, but Bella has a boyfriend, Cloud, whose got her under the influence of love. Read & Enjoy & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
Black Out by Eulalie reviews
REPOST "The night is darkening round me, the wild winds coldly blow ; But a tyrant spell has bound me, and I cannot, cannot go."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,000 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Here Comes Santa Claws by The Literary Dragon reviews
Kagome goes to sleep in her own bed on Christmas Eve and wakes up at the North Pole. She won't be able to return home for a whole year. Who knew that Santa Claus had dog ears? InuKag some MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,177 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Love is truly Blind by kotaxvampire reviews
Edward was born blind and, Carlisle and Esme adopted him as a seven year old. Well that's not all read the story, I'm a little tired of Edward always being perfect and Bella being the not perfect one so I throw this story out to you R&R! Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,597 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Teenage Crush by LaraMac reviews
Well we've all had one...and Suze too. But this time there's no Mediators and Jesse's not a ghost, he's just your typical popular teenage guy, whom every girl is after, including Suze. But will he notice her...out of all the girls at school?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,643 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Let the Games Begin by lildevil76 reviews
Sequel to 'Truth or dare with the pack' read that first or you might not get some of the parts :P And for the ppl that did, this is about Bella, the Cullen's and the Pack playing various games ex. spin the bottle and twister R&R PLZ :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,791 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
I'm Not Finished by Black Ladybug reviews
Sally, a seventeen year old girl, gets moved from her home in London with her mother and younger sister to a pastel house in American suburbia. The only comfort is the dark hilltop she can see from her window. summary sucks, story is much better -complete
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
High School Sucks II: Summer Vacation by TheSeaWitchProject reviews
School's out and the Inuyasha crew are celebrating by having a road trip in America.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/2/2005
Princess by fanta-faerie reviews
Set in England, 1700's. Princess Bella has many suitors for her hand. Some she likes and some she utterly loathes. But one day, a Prince Edward came along...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/10/2007
Not All Bats Have Fangs by Kuroko Meme reviews
What if Bella hadn't been so sweet and normal when she'd moved to Forks? What if she'd been a darker, more lugubrious Bella? A tale of two dark souls that find love in one another. AU. Emo/Gothy ExB. R&R. VampireKissesxTwilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gravity by myoathkeeper reviews
At that moment, I remember myself thinking, that there was no one else in the whole world that mattered more to me. I could never again live without him – I would rather die. A fanfic that takes place right where New Moon left off...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,488 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007
One Great Week by alices911turbo reviews
Bella and Edward are graduating this week, Edward has something planned for Bella for everyday of the week.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Everything Changes by shel-shel reviews
This is set two years from when the book is set. Raven is now 18 and has to decided to be with Aleander forever or live the life she has now.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,256 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Locked Out and Desperate by loony luna91 reviews
Edward has made a mistake and Bella has thrown him out of the house. What will Emmet do to help Edward and what will Alice and Rosalie do to stop them? post NM. Bella is a vampire and BellaEdward are married and living in the Cullen house. AN: FOR SALE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007
CRESCENT DAWN by Feathers Kiss reviews
My take on what I think happens after Eclipse.B & E are faced with not only the dangers of telling her parents about their engagement,but also the consequences of their ever building lust for one another. Come see how it all unfolds! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,743 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
My Best Friend, My Boyfriend, My Life by Tasty Burgers reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Life is as complicated as expected for two teenagers, especially for the lovestruck Bella Swan… until Edward becomes critically ill and is assumed dead. So where do the vampires come in? And... you said, 'assumed dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Only One by kaggiebabiex0x reviews
Inuyasha Tashio is the famous singer everyone wants. Fed up with every girl just after his fame he wants a girl that wants him for him. When his best friends girlfriend sets him up with her best friend will sparks fly or fames rise? IKa MS plus others
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Heartbeat by WasperJithlock reviews
What if Carlisle found a way to change a vampire back into a human? What would happen if Edward volunteered to try it first? What if there were consequences to their actions? Read to find out. Please review! I love reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007
The Way Idiots Really Run by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is the type of person who doesn't care much for anything. Edward Cullen is one of the populars aka the Black Bloods. Bella doesn't believe in “Prince Charming”, Edward Cullen is a selfish rich boy who now has the responsibility of keeping...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Alive Together by TwilightSnowStar reviews
What would've happened if Bella and Edward had been given a chance to love while they were human? Or, more specifically, when Edward was human? The story of two loves, a sickness, a war, all in the lovely year of 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,498 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Bella, Edward
A Killer's Instincts by CakeKarma reviews
Light is suddenly overcome with the urge to dominate L. You can guess the rest.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
So Many Guys, So Little Girls by Goose17 reviews
AU,Bella, her sister, Alice, and her cousins, Olivia and Danielle, get sent to an allboys boarding school in New York as guinea pigs, what will they do when they're dormmates are guys? [Everyone's human!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Jesse's Past by Mediatorgrrl reviews
This is Jesse's POV in the end of Twilight... Not the typical tearjerker when Suze is in the hospital, but his thoughts on meeting her, and continuing till idk when! Please read and review! Much appreciated!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/27/2006
Secret Plans by Word Nazi reviews
Someone is posing as Carlisle and kidnaps Bella! Oh no! From the author of Beyond Recognition and Swapped. Tell me what YOU want to be in the epilogue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,489 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
In the Midst of Retail Drama by V's Peach reviews
Bella and Edward work for the same retail company. What happens when Edward transfers to Bella's store? AU. Everyone is HUMAN. First FanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,359 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
You Know You Wanted This xxx by Aglow reviews
Alice comes up with a great plan for the none existent sex life of Bella and Edward. With Jasper convinced to help and Bella unknowingly helping every step of the way, how much will Edward love Alice in the end? Hot Version
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Meet me in my dreams by xXxBloodyTearsxXx reviews
A girl named Raven Lyn has these dreams about a boy. She meets him and they fall in love, but what she soon finds out his a vampire! And his older brother Louis is after her what is she to do? No flames please! Review and enjoy! NOT A VAMPIRE KISSES FIC!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
I'm in love with the boy i hate by shattered-picture-frame reviews
AU: Bella’s always lived in Forks with Charlie and her sister. 5 new kids join the school & are all human. Bella seems to like Edward but he becomes popular fast & she can't tolerate him.She falls for Jasper but does he truly hold her heart? JxB EdxB. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,823 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
A Different Kind of Candy by RoseCake31 reviews
L starts something that gives him an unexpected taste of a type of candy he's never had before. L x Light yaoi lemon, so if you don't like that sort off thing, I suggest you go read something about fluffy bunnies. L seme, Light uke. May switch places.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Photos by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
but the guy wasn’t the one who caught my attention it was the girl, it wasn’t because she was amazingly beautiful like the others it was because she was she looked somewhat familiar, wait take that back she looked exactly like…well ME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jesus is a Vampire! by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett finds religion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
This is What I’ve Always wanted by Princess Pirates reviews
--hiatus-- Will be continued!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
Cullens Band? by Runs-with-vampires reviews
What happens when the Cullen boys get bored? They make a band! Check it out, this should be interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007
The Mysterious Red Dot of Doom by BlindDestiny reviews
Awake one night, Inuyasha stumbled upon a 'demon' with no scent or aura. The bloody thing is just so annoying! Now he's determined to find out what this damned thing is and destroy it! Especially when it gets into the wrong hands...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007
Bella the Vampire Slayer by twilightnite reviews
Title says it all. Alice made one mistake, and they had to pay for it, with their LIVES! And then prescious family heirlooms are then burned by a match. It's weird, it's scary, it's Bella and Alice with caffiene. And you thought Emmett was scary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Dressing up with the Cullens by Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Rub My Tummy Edward by 99x9RedRoses reviews
a Bunch of one shots, T for safty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
Perfection Has It's Flaws by Simply-N-Sane reviews
Edward is the schools new perfect guy: smart, handsome, athletic and a gentleman. Bella is the girl of every guy’s dreams: beautiful, classy, sweet and intelligent. But the schools not big enough for 2 perfect juniors according to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,863 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
That's How We Roll by Lella Reincarnated reviews
Alice, Edward, Bella, and Jasper steal a plane and have some insane fun. Where will the plane land? You decide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/14/2008
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Bella and the Beast by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
An AU version of 'Beauty and the Beast' featuring the 'Twilight' gang and their many misadventures. Read AN for full summary. Rated T to be safe. [EB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,592 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/15/2006
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
For Her by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Piano Lessons by Goldilox07 reviews
When Edward teaches Bella a few things on the piano, how does she react? This story takes place right after Edward leaves Bella. Will she ever find Edward's love again through the piano? Rated T for heavy romance, drama material, and some adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
A New Love in a New Light by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
Bella wants a more physical relationship with Edward. They decide to make a deal. Will they be able to handle the sexual tension that builds? Can Edward keep his control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Charlie's Police Cruiser by twilightlullaby reviews
It's been five years since Bella was changed into a vampire & she & Edward are visiting Charlie for the winter holidays. Boy, do they both have sexual frustrations. [RATED M FOR: cussing & lemon.][[ONE SHOT]]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Status Quo by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Edward is a popular jerk. Bella is a beautiful loser. they were the best of friends until he changed. he wants her, she hates him. How will things work out? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Under the Sea by gottaluvtwilight reviews
What happens if Bella is a mermaid? What if she gets bitten by a vampire?...then she's a vampire mermaid thing...BxE NOW COMPLETE! My first REAL fanfic so please review nicely!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Blood is Thicker Than Water by Sevvy101 reviews
Suze finds more than what she expected when the news of a twin brother and being a witch is discovered. Fighting in a war she was thrown into definitely wasn't what she'd planned to do come her following school year; yet here she was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,524 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006
Brotherly Love? by LionClaw reviews
When Bella and Edwards marraige go down hill Bella runs to Jasper. Edward walks in on them and witnesses more than he ever wanted to see between his brother and wife. Now all the Cullens must face a pack of mad of werewolves and a broken treaty. REVIEW IT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
The Ambivalent Impasse by AccidentalLove reviews
When Bella and the Cullens go on vacation, Bella catches a lifethreatening disease that can only be cured two ways...What are Edward's options? R&R Honest criticism please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Readjusting by Kapperz1212 reviews
Love has its boundaries. But does it have limits? Every action has a consequence and those consequences can leave a trail of carnage in their wake. So as the boundaries are readjusted are the natural limits of love breached?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Video Tape by Incantare reviews
What is Edward's reaction to the video tape of Bella's mishap with James in Phoenix? How does he feel when he has to relive the nightmare on film? Edward's point of view. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Charlie's Fantasy by Emmy131 reviews
I imagined him in handcuffs, a terrified expression on that unfailingly smooth face of his. Based on page 351 of Eclipse, from Charlie's perspective. Why exactly did Charlie look so amused as he stared at Edward in the backseat of the cruiser?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Mission Giggler by ShockedByVampire reviews
Edward and Bella walks home from school and...tadaa! They find a baby! My first fanfic. R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/12/2007
St Marcus by Incantare reviews
How does Marcus feel about Edward and Bella's relationship in New Moon? The scene in Volterra from his point of view. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clothes Off! by ohxmyxria reviews
/TwoShot/ Edward just wanted to spend an innocent day with Bella in the meadow. But what happens when Bella falls asleep in her clothes? Poor Edward is left to help her out of her jeans. But a hilarious misunderstanding occurs! Rated for Safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Kisses by WELUVVAMPIREKISSES reviews
What happens when Vampire Kisses and Twilight meet and, dare I say, COLLIDE? Come and find out By: Lindsey & Midnight Warning: OOC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Jacob's Love by lbj reviews
Jacob has been miserable after Bella left him one month ago. But now there is someone new in La Push and he finds himself attracted to her in a different way that he was to Bella. It is better than this summary. Jacob and other character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,041 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Mission: House Party by petuniagirl16 reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the kids will play....Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Dakishimetai Noni by Ceereajb reviews
For those of you that do not know that means 'I want to embrace only you'. This will be a collection of leamons. One for each couple in the Cullen household. So I am shooting for four at the moment. There may be a fifth, should Edward change Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2007
Seduction With Bite by HumidGlue reviews
Edward and Bella explore their sexual relationship, but soon find themselves in grave danger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Jessica's Ride Home! by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Mr Mysterious by Wishing On A Falling Star reviews
Bella is almost done with her freshman year of college when she starts getting IM's from this guy. Bella calls him Mr. Mysterious and that's his screenname. Will Bella find out who he is and if she does will there be a secret romance? All human. Bpov. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/29/2007
Jasper's Secret Obsession by Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
A Cruel Beast Named Jealousy by Searching For Topaz Eyes reviews
Edward jealous. No way! When Bella ends up at the movies with Mike, Edward and Bella have a fight but for once its not over her being changed. No for once they have a normal couple's argument. What are the results? Well, jealousy can be cruel. Now Complet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Crazy One Shots! BAMMM! by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Random One Shots!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Edward is Pregnant by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice and Jasper play a little prank on Edward. In Jasper's Idea and POV! What is this prank? And why did Edward's Pants get ripped? What Type of undes does Edward wear? Does Edward get his playback with Bella's help? Love ya! DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
The Cullens discover Twilight by RebelAngel2011 reviews
Bella wants to go to the bookstore for a new book.....what happens when the book she buys is called Twilight.Some characters OOC...sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
The Taming of Edward Cullen by Starry077 reviews
A whole world filled with vampires and my parents just had to pick Edward Cullen, the most renowned playboy in the USA, to be my future husband! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Walk It Out by ileamc reviews
What happens if Edward does the Walk It Out and its put on youtube and the whole school saw it? My first humor fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Vampire Kisses: Alexander's Story by LadyMinnyOfRaven reviews
This is my take on Alexander's Side to the story of Vampire Kisses by Ellen Schreiber, he's thoughts and views. Please review.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007
Amnesia by brwneyedgrl reviews
Bella goes shopping for her wedding dress when she is turned by a strange vampire. She forgets everything about her past, but one day 15 years latter she runs into the Cullens. Will she remember and will her new boyfriend let her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,822 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Hello After A Century by riddiculusvampire reviews
Edward and Bella are off for vacation in Chicago,the city where Edward was born and raised. During this trip, they decide to pay a visit to some people Edward hasn’t seen in long time. one shot readreview
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
A Not So Sweet Sixteen by PyrgusFinn reviews
Jessica Mcallister doesn't know what shes getting herself into when she decides she wants to become a vampire for her birthday. Warning:This is actually a fanfic from Ellen Schrieber's Vampire kisses and its under dss cause of the vamps. Thnx!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Lily Invisible by kateg123 reviews
What happens when Lily confiscates James's invisibility cloak and uses it to find out some very interesting things? Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything Changed by DivineRosey reviews
Bella takes a one month break from Edward after returning from Italy, but she soon learns of an affair in the Cullen household. What is Bella's reaction and furthermore, what will the outcome be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Flabbergasted by Isabelle Evans reviews
Jessica's thoughts after rejection from Edward Cullen. PreBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Nights Away by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Chapter 1: Rated M scene at end of Chapter 6 in And They Thought Vampires Ruled. Chapter 2: Rated M scene at end of Chapter 13 in And They Thought Vampires Ruled.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
She Had it coming by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Eien.Rain reviews
Set after New Moon...Edward's way of getting Bella to accept his proposal of Marriage. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Ikodami oppisite universe by Die Screaming Black Parade reviews
What if Imadoki was flipped? Koki's the new student, not Tanpopo? Tanpopo is the most Popular girl in school? Where do Aoi, Tsuki, and Arisa fit in? [oneshot]
Imadoki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 162 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Years by Opague reviews
Edward and Bella gets into an arguement and he leaves. She gets turned into a vampire and they meet again after a decade apart. What will happen? Can they mend the pieces of their relationship? Decade in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,174 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Oops by Gloria Underhill reviews
Rated R to be safe, adult situations (Figured out the title yet?) Inuyasha and Kagome get seperated from the others. Oops. where will they go from here?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,001 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Where Is Jesse's VPL? by Delilah Wigglesworth reviews
Jesse wears such tight trousers...how come he doesn't have a visible pantyline? Find out this...and more...
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
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Heaven Help Me reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Kissing Coffins: Shadows reviews
Alexander Sterling thought that the vampire feud was over. He was dead wrong. Jagger Maxwell is back with bite! What happens when he threatens the girl Alexander loves? Will Raven become a vampire and join the Damned? Vampire Kisses fanfic
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/12/2008
Vampire Kisses: Starlight reviews
Alexander Sterling just wanted to be human. But he got cursed to be a vampire instead. What happens when he starts to fall for a conformative town's local hot Goth girl, Raven? Will he finally feel alive? Or will his heart get staked? Edward Cullen chap.3
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,350 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
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