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Joined 06-28-07, id: 1312570, Profile Updated: 08-24-08
Author has written 5 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gorillaz, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, and Harry Potter.

I'm just some 15-year old girl who likes reading and writing...

Name - Tash... I'm never gonna tell anybody my real name. Hahahahahaha! Feel free to guess

Age - 15... Yay...

Hair/Eyes - My hair's brown & my eyes are blu.

Some of my favorite stories, movies, etc. are Harry Potter, Avatar, Heroes, and Naruto. I liked Bleach, but my friend spoiled it for me. That's why I've only read the first three volumes.

I am jobless, so if you need a job and need someone to suck up to their manager, don't ask me. Why not ask Murtagh for a job at a strip club... I'm sure he could easily get if for you.

I'm gonna learn to play guitar. Some day. I like broadly alternative music. I mean really broad. I like MCR, The Veronicas, Green Day, Gorillaz, Killing Heidi.. Basically, the only two types of music I don't like are hip-hop and classical.

Quotes from people who are cool:

Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves, will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we’re gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved? – Achilles

I love Jamaica and Jamaica loves me! – Sanka Coffie

I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s in it? – Jack Sparrow

Nobody move! I dropped my brain! – Jack Sparrow

Heave! Heave like you’re being paid for it! – Gibbs

Does popularity come with a make-up kit? – Killing Heidi

Monkey do what a monkey see – Jet

Please repeat the message, it’s the music that we choose – Gorillaz

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back – That Maximus guy from Gladiator

Don’t think, just do. That should be a motto, shouldn’t it? – Hughesy

If I’ve had a bad day, watch out, enemy! – Hughesy

We’re different. People are always afraid of what’s different. – Yul Brenner

War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics. – Odysseus

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried – Kate Jenkins

Imagine a king fighting his own battles. Wouldn’t that be a sight? – Achilles

Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most – Agamemnon

Sometimes the gods bless you in the morning and curse you in the afternoon – Hector

Be careful, king of kings. First you need the victory – Achilles

There’s nothing wrong with me, this is how I’m s’posed to be, in a land of make believe that don’t believe in me – Green Day

Bleargh! Tastes like church! - One of my best friends, talking about a yoghurt

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

"Screw Saphira and Thorn, i wanna ride MURTAGH!" if you agree with this, do the right thing. Copy and paste.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you imagine making out with Murtagh in your head, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put your hand up if you like waffles! Or simply copy & paste this into your profile.

If you love all things great and small and waffle-like, be smart. Copy & Paste.

If you think 'air guitar' means a guitar with wings, copy and paste.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (LOOOOOOONG list; Eragon, Harry Potter, Skellig, PotC, horses, animals in general, the list goes on... and on... and on...)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

Approximately 48 of all statistics are made up on the spot... Now, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have never had a boyfriend and don't plan to just yet then copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your pen-name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple , warm summer days, Diamondchild, Sukie-san, Satanic Wishes

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Avatar: The Last Great Rock Band by Everknight777 reviews
Modern, AU, Kataang. Katara and her family are moving to Denver, Colorado, and thanks to a certain bald teenager, they'll get the chance of a lifetime in the legendary city of music. CH 16 finally up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Aang, Katara
Inappropriate Conduct by Abby Ebon reviews
Co-written with Chaos Silk. Slash. Male OC. If you think landing in Galbatorix’s castle as a prisoner makes for an imposable escape, try being rescued from a harem. Draco, a magical silver monkey may help you...or steal someones pants...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007
The birthday by python is good reviews
Murdoc's excited for his 41st birthday that his band mates had planned to make up for the previous year. But when he recieves some awful news, his plans are thrown into chaos
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007
Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, or Scare Snape by notwritten reviews
These pranks are played on Professor Severus Snape, by the students of the four houses, and teachers. This story is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 181 - Words: 51,434 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Japanese Lessons by Pieces Of Hope reviews
Noodle attempts to teach 2D her native language...but nothing ever really turns out right when your hanging with Stu "2D" Pot, right? But yet, it's still the best Japanese lesson he ever had!...Even if it is the only one so far...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Noodle, 2D - Complete
Meet the Mystery Raven by Teh One and Only Lizard reviews
Cortez talks! He must warn the other Gorillaz that 2D is in danger of dying because of a new illness! Oh Noes!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
My Girl by Anya-Paradox reviews
The group spends time together without Cronus. Is there anyway to get Jay to loosen up? Or to get Archie to fess up his feelings? What if they found out Jay's weakness and Atlanta's worst fear? AxA JxT Pure fluff. Lemon.
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Roberticus Decimus Barnharticus by OrangeForce1 reviews
A story of a wonderful adventure of a Roman General in the year 8 AD.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Alagaesia's Idiots by XxHeavenHelpUsxX reviews
Sequel to Journey of the Idiots.The Final War, Meeting Galbatorix, and some surprises.And a teddy called Mr Snuggles.What will happen in the 2nd installment of the Idiots?Read and find out!This story is dedicated to my good friend,Elva is watching you
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
I touch myself please touch me by HarrySirius reviews
Sirius and James having a little experience....JamesSirius slash. Don't like it don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Blood Love by Tracker Girl 88 reviews
Naruto is seriously depressed and tries to commit suicide. Sasuke finds him in time to save his life this time, but will he be able to keep Naruto from death again? Too many pairs to count. REally crazy story that probably sucks. Yaio. Lemons like crazy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
xXoCeaNRoMaNCeLoVeXx by xXWiLLTuRNeRSMiSTReSSXx by illogical squeeks reviews
There are Shippers! Typos! Pairings! And, of course, Mary Sues! Jack, Will and the gang have to fight for survival in the worst fanfiction ever to blind innocent people browing the site! The epic tale is COMPLETE! w00tage!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Gorillaz: Summer's Fading in Flames by ThisIsZen reviews
Summer's Fading in Flames is a fanfic based on the events in the El Manana video, and the events that occured after, under the assumption that it was real and that Noodle survived.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Kidnapper by eyeluv2d reviews
2D, Noodle, Russel, and Murdock are all sitting happily eating breakfast, when they hear that someone has been kidnapped. Slowly, many more people disappear. Murdock thinks Russel is the kidnapper, but what is he supposed to do when everyone accused him?
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
Checkmate by Silver pup reviews
One shot — He used her for the pain. She used him for the pleasure. They both used one another because it was better than feeling nothing at all. :: Galbatorix x Selena ::
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/15/2007 - King Galbatorix, Selena - Complete
Twas the Day before Christmas IN ALAGAESIA by randomchik reviews
What happens on Christmas Eve in Alagaesia? Durza thinks it's Halloween, Arya's losing her mind, Nasuada wants egg nog, Eragon goes missing...what's up with that?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Crate by Pink Amber reviews
When Noodle first joins Gorillaz! Oneshot. Please review! No pairings. Rated for language of a certain Bassist...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Bloopers by Spottedstar106 reviews
I told them not to film the movie on Friday the thirteenth! But did they listen? Nooo! Now I have funny clips of bloopers from the Eragon movie! Rated due to mild language!I'll add more when they make an Eldest movie!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
A Man Out Of Time by MarqueeMoonGirl reviews
Noodle was given a glimpse into the past of one of her bandmates. Now it's no longer a glimpse. COMPLETE : PART 14 UP
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead by Gorillaz720 reviews
Murdoc is trying to sell Noodle's monkey Mike on EBay.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007
Gone by Alphawolf69 reviews
Spoilers for episode 23, How To Stop An Exploding Man. Aftermath: Niki learns that some realisations can be made too late. NikiJessica or Nessica pairing. Very mild hints at Femslash, avoid if this offends you.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Niki/Jessica S., Niki/Jessica S. - Complete
Date by Moomoogirl1 reviews
Sasuke really hates showing affection in public. So he automatically hates dates. But Sakura insists they go on one. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sing by The Neliel Tu reviews
Murdoc is lonely! Song fic and one shot! The song is Sing by Blur.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Heat by SelenaFrost reviews
an AangZuko one shot, both trapped in the heat of their desires
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Fugitive of Ichimaara by Heartless Shinra Alchemist reviews
After the fall of Ba Sing Se, the Aang Gaang seek refuge in a town that has no fear of the Fire Nation. There, they find a firebending teacher for Aang with deep ties to the exiled Prince Zuko. Rated for violence only, no lemons! ZukoxOC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Zuko, Aang
Who puts a bubble machine inside a mountain? by Hiho reviews
Who built the bubble machine, exactly? Written because there's only one story in this category and it looked lonely.
Zoombinis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
A to Z 26 ZoSan drabbles by The Feminist reviews
Exactly what it says. Currently up A to I [9:Italian]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Glass by MarqueeMoonGirl reviews
Noodle finds an injured bird, and hesitantly asks for help from the only one in Kong: Murdoc. Phase One. ONESHOT
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Next Grand Adventure by TheMuleteer reviews
Post POTC3. Mysterious illnesses, traitors to the Crown, the Devil, Admiral Jack Sparrow, the American Revolution, and most important of all...RUM! Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
The Stupider Wore Smart shoes Part one by Quick-n-Popular reviews
A new invention of the Professor's changes the lives of Fry and Zoidburg's. Part one of a two part series.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2006 - P. Fry, J. Zoidberg - Complete
Gorillaz: 2D The Blue Haired Idiot by GORILLAZLOVER reviews
A Gorillaz story, based on every one's favorite Christmas song....Rudolph The Red Nosed Riendeer!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Always Thought I'd See You Again by Jamie Love reviews
Songfic, oneshot. Butler sits and reflects on the love of his life and how she was taken from him. Lyrics from Fire and Rain by James Taylor. ButlerHolly pairing, slight ArtyHolly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Butler, Holly S. - Complete
Of Water and Air by Freddysgurl8904 reviews
Sokka likes Aang. Aang likes Sokka. Katara is just Katara. A story about their adventures. rated T just to be safe. nothing graphic really. just lots and lots of fluff! please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
Love Hurts by Demon of the Sky reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! Takes place after the episode Jurassic Bark. Fry is feeling lonely, Amy has just broken up with Kif and is hurting. Can they help each other? PAIRING: FryAmy
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - P. Fry, Amy W.
Springfield Elementary by CheeseDealer reviews
Millhouse can take it no longer...
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2002
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How to Annoy Gorillaz in 50 steps reviews
OMG, I figured 50 steps to annoy each of the Gorillaz members... I'm so proud. I wrote this because nobody else had written a story like this one for Gorillaz, so I'm a loner all by myself. Hence 'loner'. CORTEZ IS FINALLY UP!
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Cat, Dragon and High School Dropouts reviews
Guess who dropped out of high school? What happens when we give them a ship named the Black Pearl, a Dragon named Saphira, and a cat named Solembum, and send them to a special school? Let's find out...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
Snapes On A Plane reviews
Do I really need to write a summary with a title that self-explanatory? Rated for future chapters that I know I'll write one day...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Concerning The Bath House reviews
Nothing special, just a lemon. Negi and Asuna.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
What Boredom Can Do reviews
When boredom strikes, what do you do? Write a oneshot about pirates of the caribbean! Or maybe just start reading... Meh
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
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