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Being Re-written! New Story Up!
by Boejangles reviews
When Naruto was one he was adopted into the Uchiha household. When he is five years old his older brother Sasuke goes a little crazy and almost everyone ends up dead. His eldest brother runs away. And he is left to survive with Sasuke, who isn't quite him
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,287 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wings on which to Fly
by SlashnYaoi reviews
Up For Adoption Yaoi!Harem. Started out as actual story, now just one shots of sex. Mostly blurbs from other story: Legacy of the Uzumaki. May add more/different pieces of smut as I go on. Naruto is a different kind of creature in these!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/5/2007 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
The Laughing Fox
by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Messed up Crystal Version
by wolf fullmoon reviews
Based on my messed up glitchy Crystal Version of my Pokemon game...this is pure utter crack and most of the words are copied right from the screen complete
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Boku No Neko No Ai
by Shia R. N reviews
Suddenly, he had claws. Suddenly, he had pointed, furry ears. Suddenly, he had a tail. THAT, he decided, must have been some AWESOME grape soda. [ZoLu]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Luffy, Zoro
The Red Sun
by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
by Blood Seraph reviews
Sasuke's back, and has actually asked Sakura out on a date! But he says a few things, and all of a sudden Sakura's not sure what to do... Slight SasuSaku, NaruSaku, leans more towards SasuSaku towards the begining Hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sand Absorbs the Blood and Tears
by FoxAnime reviews
GaaraNaru guys. I'm kinda sick of SasuNaru. Romance and danger spin themselves out in the sand country, and Naruto is at the center of it all. Battles over friendship, love, and power happen almost every day. The sand absorbs it all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,552 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Naruto Bad Blood
by Hellbreaker reviews
Guyver based. Kyuubiless Naruto with a bloodline more powerful than any other. Now he must face new foes, a secret organization interested in his blood, overcome his faults and understand himself. That's just the easy part. Pyscho OCs, NxH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,072 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A New Start to an Old Story
by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
Sequal to A Treasure, So you thought we were pansies before, well taking care of a 15 year old is not any easier! Warning: Yaoi, ItaNaru, SasDeid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Path of the Not So Righteous Warrior
by Pen-Name-Kitsune-chan reviews
DISCONTINUED was eventualy ItachixNaruto. FemKyuubi.Story now up for adoption. Not canon compliant. Wrote this a while ago; it's really, really poorly written
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,083 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
I Can Fix That
by ItachiUchiha17 reviews
Discontinued. Read the AN:Starting Over for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
See Me For Who I Am!
by Joya Verde reviews
CH.7 LEMON! YAOI Naruto is not who he seems to be and after being cheated on by Sasu and replaced by a slut, he goes on a secret mission where he meets an old 'friend'. Will he let this man into his heart or are there more than what the eye can see R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,571 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Diary Of A Weasel
by lunarxshinobi reviews
Itachi's Diary, Just accept the Coolness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007
Diary Of A Snake
by lunarxshinobi reviews
Orochimaru's Diary, Feel free to shudder occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007
by ironstatic reviews
A bracelet that can make you irresistable to any and all men may seem like a dream come true to a girl. But Uzumaki Naruto is certainly not a girl. The dream turns into a nightmare as every single male falls in love with our poor Naruto. Sasunaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,589 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Heart Of A Ninja
by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
by KCameh reviews
[Chunnin Exams] Orochimaru has found his interest in Naruto, marking him as his vessel and something more. Naruto is stronger than he lets to be known, and his kindness gets him into Orochimaru's awaiting, yet surprisingly, passionate hold. [OroNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
by Queens of the mole people reviews
No longer a oneshot. Rated very R for language and obscene concepts. Please enjoy responsibly.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Hell Of A Lot More To Me
by Destiny Writes reviews
Your blade is only as sharp as your will to protect, Your will to protect is only as strong as your heart. UPDATED for once... Smart Naruto, eventual ItaNaru EVENTUAL NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,683 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ame ni Shichigatsu
by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Is Screwed
by RuneWitchSakura reviews
There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Scarecrow and Fox
by rpgfan04 reviews
A series of themed drabbles and short stories of the pairing KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A Twist of Chance
by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
In His Eyes
by ArgentumRosa reviews
After a bad encounter with some Death Eaters Draco is left with a child to care for. Problem is this child is no ordinary one and there are people after him. Can Draco survive the dangers ? Cn he survive parenting ? Looks like he is going to have to ask H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,058 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Low Wage Worth
by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
by hidden in plain view reviews
same as Demon fox love new title Kyuubi paused looking at the 2 Uchiha's and Sai. I'd like him to move in with you.. and possibly find a mate. What happens when Naruto moves in with our 2 fav. Uchihas? ItaNaru SasuNaru ..slight SaiNaru BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,807 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Love for a Kit
by Sayuri Hana reviews
Sasuke returns to see what Kononha’s Doing about the Akatsuki. He takes advantage of a kit and leaves. The kit falls into the arms of a black haired man who travels with a shark guy. ON HOLD! I MIGHT NOT CONTINUE. IF SOMEONE WANTS TO FINISH, LET ME KNOW..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Red Moon & Golden Sun
by KCameh reviews
Naruto, a forgotten hanyou, lives in the kingdom's forest. Fate's road drives him to the encounter of Uchiha Itachi, the kingdom's greatest king. A prophecy implied them both where the boy will have to tame the king's darkened heart. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,381 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
by Rae-chan33 reviews
Perfect torture. Perfect angel. Perfect solitude. So perfect that Sasuke can't stand it, and so Naruto must pay for playing with the Uchiha's feelings. But Sasuke's resolve begins to weaken when other forces surface. AU SasuNaru SaiNaru KyuuNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,459 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Naruto Facade? Hyuuga style
by Chibi Carru reviews
What is Naruto hiding from everyone that would make him disguise himself as SAKURA? The notorious Neji Hyuuga wants to find out .. Plz Read and REVIEW. Consistent SAKURA bashing, and onesided NEJINARU love.SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
by Flamerist reviews
A Crack fic courtcase between Naruto and Sasuke over the rights to their children. Contains yaoi lemons, mpreg and cussing. Don't read if this offends you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Art of Story Telling
by Sulcal reviews
Love has never been what it was like in the books. Jiraiya knows that much. He just wishes it'd stop happening. [AU] [JiraKaka]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H.
Courting The Devil
by The Lady Morana reviews
Naruto loved Kuro, even though he knew he was the ninetailed fox. It didn't matter to him that he was courting the devil, but when you court the devil you court death. And sometimes demons aren't the most dangerous things. Warnings: Yaoi, KyuuNaru, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
by Sulcal reviews
When fall rolls around, Jiraiya knows what to expect. [Happy birthday Jiraiya] [drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Jiraiya - Complete
Look Underneath the Underneath
by Smiles Hides Tears reviews
What if it was Naruto who left? During the Chunin exams, Naruto finds himself becoming more and more irritated by the second. When he finally decides to leave, what is Konoha going to do? Narutox? List of bashing inside. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U.
by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Of Snakes and Foxes
by The Lady Morana reviews
Tried of being bothered by Naruto Sasuke leaves the little foxboy chained up in Orochimaru’s room. How does Orochimaru respond when he finds him? WARNING: Yaoi, Minor, rape, OroNaru, slight: OroKabu and KabuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Itachi has a blue eyed blonde
by Yaoi Trash Master reviews
Dedicated to all meh reviewers! Itanaru is love! Itachi has a blue eyed blonde...Muahahahahahaaaaa! The new and improved!Rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
by Nymbis reviews
Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
by kiiwiikraze reviews
A drabble in the POV of a very OOC Uchiha. Wasn't really going anywhere with it, but I like the outcome. Hope you like it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Catch A Girl
by Akira of the Twilight reviews
[Oneshot SasuNaru] Naruto has spent his whole life trying to understand girls, and with the help of a bet he may finally get one. Now if only that Teme would stop confusing him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/8/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
To Love a Monster
by The Lady Morana reviews
What is love? What are the limits that define it? Can a monster be taught to love? Can you love a monster? Warning: rated for later chaps, Yaoi, KyuubiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,281 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
N is for love
by NoNoWriter reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
by Mantinas reviews
Naruto walks into a bar and a new secret band plays. Why is the lead singer looking at him?SasuNaru. Twoshot! Songfic...all songs are from H.I.M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Spongebob Battle
by monkey-kun reviews
Spongebob wants to kill someone so he faces a 7 foot man.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Akatsuki's Downfall
by IceCrome reviews
There is only one man who can defeat every single Akatsuki member within less than the blink of an eye. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
by Mask Of Smiles reviews
After bringing Sasuke back, Naruto is chased out of the village and is never heard from again. But when Konoha needs help, they hire a gang of assassins, and guess who's their number one guy? ItaNaru strong!dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
by Koinu-chan reviews
A tale of two lovers, of how they overcame death and how the Monarch butterfly came to be... [based upon a chinese lengend][SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and His Body Guard
by darktulip reviews
Naruto's the grandson of a famous politician. She hires Naruto a perverted body guard to take care of him. Will Naruto's body guard be able to protect Naruto from himself? Yaoi,KakashiNaruto, onesided SasukeNaruto,as well as other couplings.chaper 4 is up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
by Fearless-Elegance reviews
Gaara doesn't truly under the concept of marriage. Second in the 'What Gaara Knows' series..or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
by Fearless-Elegance reviews
Gaara was never one for sweets. Until a certain blond came along to change all that. First in the 'What Gaara Knows' series..if you can call it that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
When Fan Girls Strike
by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
Who knew that fan girls could have such a affect on poor Itachi! Now he's alone and in the dark and needs comfort, he decides that the best person fit for the job is his little brother Sasuke. No Incest!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Reach
by YaoiRocks reviews
[sequel to healer] Neji and Naruto have been lovers for a year and everything seems perfect. But, a certain Uchiha has been lusting over out fav blonde and wants Naruto for himself, how will the couple cope with this and more? [Yaoi, Lemons, Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - [Naruto U., Neji H.]
by Muteki Otaku Musume reviews
When he started watching Hinata, he also started watching Naruto. And what he saw was not what he expected. Can be interpreted as very light NejiNaru shounenai or simple friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Countdown Starts Now
by PDOTL reviews
AU.Back after six years, Lee, Naruto and Shikamaru come to Konoha High slightly changed and with a secret that's getting harder to keep. The secret being... well, let's just say they're in a band... ShikaNaru, future NejiLee and others...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,315 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Lee R., Naruto U.
Dates Are Not Always Good
by DracosQueen180 reviews
Naruto askes Sakura for a date, she refuses. Sasuke then askes her for a date, she accepts. Dark. Onesided NaruSaku and SasuNaru. NOT a SasuSaku fic. My fic for Friday the 13th. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
Deidara finds a bundle of... joy? Okay maybe not 'joy' but Deidara seems to like it... him... the blond kid that won't stop being so Damn Cute! sigh Okay, its me, Sasori, and I want to show you how a group of evil missing nins grew to be such, pansies...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
by fullmetalcanchan reviews
A parody of Stacy's Mom with an Uchihacest twist. [Sasuke's mom has got it going on. Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with my own mom.][Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Game of Poker
by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
by YaoiRocks reviews
He knew that Itachi didn't love him, and he didn't love the Uchiha. It was more like as if Itachi wanted to show him what it really was like before his life ended. He wanted to thank Itachi for that [Yaoi, Itanaru, cutting, lemon, rape]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/7/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Kyuubi, How it really went down
by animegirl75 reviews
The Naruto story they didn't tell you. Here's what really happened the day the Kyuubi attacked. Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Waking Up Cold
by Ramenism reviews
Naruto and Karin sittin' in a clearing, she's tryin' to rape him and it's really, really scary. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Karin U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Can't Believe It
by PhoenixClaw reviews
While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stop crying for Otousan!
by XBECKX reviews
The never ending joy of utter pampering to one's son. Minato never ending problems all start with a bundle of blonde haired joy. Childhood fanfiction of Father & Son. Naruto and Minato
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow
by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Jiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen?
by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
by Ukeboi88 reviews
It's been awhile since Naruto and Lee got together and Lee's weirdness is starting to get to our poor kitsune. Can he fix Lee with the help of Sakura and save their relationship? Find out. Rated M for lemon. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Naruto vs Neji
by The Paper Dragon reviews
A different take on the Chunin exams. WARNING: CRACK AND BLEEDING
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
If Sasuke was Gay an Avenue Q story
by Nutso-bonzo7 reviews
A beautful parody to the song If you were gay by the Avenue Q people! Hope you like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
by Optimistic Cynicism reviews
Summary: A five year old Naruto is stabbed through the gut and left for dead in the forest. Who will save him? Will he survive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006
The Workings of Cloud's Mind
by ignis crudelis reviews
This is a total crack fic. How Cloud really thinks. He may look stoic, but deep down, he's retarded!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete
by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If You Were Gay
by Pookey reviews
Based on the Avenue Q song 'If you were gay' Sasuke is stuck inside and Naruto comes to visit his dear roommate
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apple of My Eyes
by Saniwa reviews
A discovery makes Yondaime want to know who has been “corrupting” his innocent son. What other better strategy than placing Naruto under his most asexual, phlegmatic, and trustworthy man’s care while he’s investigating? Right? ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 428 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
by R. Jovian reviews
naruto abosrbing the chakra at sealing is seen as a hero by some twist of faithrnpervert bashing naruino maybe sasuhina ankokaka?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Got Your Nose!
by Ilandere reviews
Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire? SaiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kisses of the Sun
by soul vacation reviews
Their relationship is a dangerous play of power that likely won't last but at least for now, they are satisfied. [TemaIno, oneshot, gift fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
by Ying and Yang twins reviews
Naruto is...MINE ALONE. It started with the murder of Orochimaru, then Itachi.But slowly the murderer turned their attention to the whole Village of Konoha...and Naruto. SasuNaru onesided HinaNaru Some OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,120 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
The Death of A Saleman
by wellthatdepends reviews
CSI Miami meets Napoleon Dynamite. Total comedy, not to be taken seriously by anyone. A six parter, flippin' complete. Please Review or i will never write again. Dramatic Sigh. Gosh! Idiot!
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
How to Recognize an Uchiha
by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because You Never Knew
by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
by nimacu reviews
InoxNaru Ino was not going to make the same mistake three times. Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother
by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 777 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji! Believe In The Jolly Fat Man! reviews
Challenge from RuneWitchSakura. Revised. Rock Lee just found out that Neji doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He and Tenten go on a search for Naruto to see if the blonde can help them get Neji to believe in the jolly fat man that we all love. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete