Xx.Triple A.xX
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Joined 06-29-07, id: 1313201, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 27 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Scarlet Pimpernel, Sherlock Holmes, House, M.D., Les Miserables, Kingdom Hearts, World Ends With You, Sherlock Holmes, and Uncharted series.

Oh hey! It's been 7 months already? My goodness, clearly quite a lot has changed about m in that time span! Enough so that it's time for a NEW PROFILE! Are you excited? Because I'm excited. Why am I excited? Because now it's time to talk about myself in the 3rd person!! AND THAT'S EXCITING.

Triple A (which stands for AAA, which stands for the Almost-Almighty Authoress, which translates to what most people call her here, which is A3) is 19 years old and is now OFFICIALLY going to college - because taking 2 courses at the community college totally doesn't count. Moving away from home to live amongst total strangers and take 5 classes ALL AT ONCE without any kind of parental supervision whatsoever, on the other hand, seems to be leaning towards counting. If nothing else comes out of the experience, at least she'll get a hoodie. And possibly a lanyard. There have been rumors about lanyards.

She joined FF.Net at the tender young age of 13, even though she desperately wanted to do so at age 12 - but the website said DON'T YOU DARE UNTIL THERE IS A -TEEN SUFFIX IN YOUR AGE and so she waited, because the Internet had already been taken away from her once because she didn't follow the rules. And she didn't want that to happen again. Being a hardcore Phantom phan, her first published work was of course a Phantom phanphic. And yes, I use the "ph." BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PHANS DO. Anywho, said phic met with startling amounts of success, so she started to post other, unrelated fanfictions (you can tell because the "ph" is gone now, it's safe to come out) which also met with varying amounts of success.

And then she accidentally one day discovered this book that she thought was about a guy named Javert, because he was the character that she found in a crossover comic and seemed main-characterish - but then the book turned out to be about this guy named Jean Valjean instead, which was kind of a massive disappointment at first. And the book, to be perfectly honest, was an abridged version and STILL didn't really make any sense and was long-winded and difficult to get through.

Fortunately, not all was lost because she found the musical at around the same time, and this led to a continuing and fairly successful pasttime of throwing the main character of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables and his arch-enemy into strange and sometimes dangerous situations and then getting them out again. When that gets boring, she throws them into a modern-day AU and does the same thing, only slightly different, because now there are cars and more dangerous guns and all kinds of TECHNOLOGY for them to mess with and NO WAY COULD THAT POSSIBLY GO WRONG. Just kidding, it totally does, that's why it's so fun to write.

In her spare time, when she's not studying or writing or frolicking gaily about or totally, completely wasting time on the Internet, she lives in a giant mansion on a relatively giant island, both of which she conjured up with her Authoress powers. Accompanying her are her various armies, pets (two talking cats at last count), and numerous muses. Two of said muses, Erik (2004 movie Gerard Butler Phantom of the Opera) and Julian (the Star Wars-obsessed outlaw Elf), have made appearances in her fanfics. The rest lurk in the darkness... watching... waiting... making cookies. Cookies are quite popular at the Authoressial mansion.
That's a secret though, you can't tell anyone. The cover story is (TIME FOR FIRST-PERSON AGAIN WOO) that I live in Alaska and try not to go outside a lot because it's cold. Very cold. Don't come here. You won't like it. IT DOESN'T EVEN SNOW ALL THAT MUCH, IT'S JUST COLD. And since there's no snow there is absolutely no excuse for that, I mean come on.

I'm totally not bitter about that or anything though.

On a final note, updates are stupidly irregular and few and far between because I'M TERRIBLE AT UPDATING IN A TIMELY FASHION. I've finally come to terms with this aspect of my personality. I'm sorry. I admit it. But hey, admitting it is the first step, right? Right. So hang in there and try not to be too upset if it takes me forever to update; I try to keep it under 3 months (yeah I know, what a comforting thought right). Bear in mind that I am now an Official College Student and remain patient. Also bear in mind that I appreciate every single review I get, and I think you are all sweetie cutie pies, and yes I'm allowed to say that because I think that by the standards of this website I am probably "old" so you just have to put up with it. HA.

On a FINAL final note - Pottermore has officially placed me in Slytherin, but I think I'm secretly an undercover Gryffindor! YEAHHHH HOUSE PRIDE YEAHHHH what am I even talking about I only got through Book 6 DON'T JUDGE ME

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Angel Enjy by Darkflame5 reviews
Complete and utter crack-fic. Turns out Enjolras really is an angel... and a statue... Crap.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Weeping Angels, Enjolras - Complete
Grantaire, the Loyal Winecask by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
The long-awaited parody version of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" with a few changes from expected. "You know Bossuet and Joly and Courfey and Enjy,/ Bahorel, Jean Prouvaire, Combeferre, and Feuilly,/ But do you recall the sarcastic cynic at all?..."
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
Javert's Retirement by Estates General reviews
When Javert is forced to retire, he receives a list from a certain J.V suggesting things he could do with his now ample spare time. (There's hope, but this one can be counted as Abandoned.)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
Our Friend Enjy by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Happy Barricade Day, everyone! Let's just say that Enjolras has a new theme song...to the tune of London Bridge. A really stupid, pointless song parody that is the only Mizfic I have written at this point. See inside for full reasons why I posted this
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Enjolras - Complete
Of Love and Lobsters by AMarguerite reviews
Jehan, being Romantic, takes his lobster for a walk and observes Marius's romance, and Courfeyrac, being curious, ends up debauching Jehan's lobster.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. Prouvaire, Courfeyrac - Complete
Enjolras Does Not Play Risk by Mjulinir reviews
Enjolras returns to the Musain after a lovely day preaching to the masses to find his compatriots competing for world domination via board game.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Enjolras, Bahorel - Complete
A Tale of Two Wizards by Eildon Rhymer reviews
Complete: In which Howl is shoved through a bathroom door, and ends up somewhere else entirely, in the company of an impeccably dressed nine lived enchanter. Much danger ensures, and even more bickering.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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Dog Days reviews
Nathan Drake is a kind man. Victor Sullivan is not.
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16
The Things We Lost reviews
Single father Jean Valjean finds himself in a quandary when his adoptive daughter is stolen from their home in Republic City and the police refuse to help him locate her. He ends up with an unlikely ally in the form of Inspector Javert, a police officer who rose in the ranks despite a significant handicap. Can they work together to find Cosette before it's too late?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Javert, Valjean, Cosette
Just to See You Smile reviews
Nate doesn't take very well to Sully dying in front of him. Sully notices. Post-UC3, oneshot. [MERRY CHRISTMAS, you silly kids! Go hug your dads and kiss your moms. Tell your siblings you love them, and get to bed early. Santa Claus is coming, and maybe he'll bring you a PS4 for the new Uncharted game!]
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - V. Sullivan, Nathan D. - Complete
A Thanksgiving Fight reviews
Javert gets in a fight at work and gets served (but not turkey). Because he's Javert, he tries to hide it. Also because he's Javert, his attempt to do so backfires miserably.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Bank Heist reviews
Modern-day AU! Cosette is meeting a friend at the bank. Meanwhile, Police Inspector Javert is chasing a known criminal across the city. His chase culminates at the bank, where the criminal takes Cosette hostage. Unfortunately, it doesn't appear that he's thought it through very well - which isn't a good thing.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Javert, Cosette
What Makes You Beautiful reviews
The work of a British boy band popular in America crosses the paths of two thieves of both nationalities as they look for a job, with surprising results. One-shot.
Uncharted series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Nathan D., H. Flynn - Complete
Flynn's Travelling Boredom reviews
Sort of a songfic for "The Once-ler's Travelling Madness." Flynn and Drake get lost while looking for a castle they'll never admit it and Flynn gets bored. What Nate doesn't know is that Flynn has a guitar. Here be crack. Ye be warned!
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - H. Flynn, Nathan D. - Complete
Late from Prom reviews
Flynn wakes up in the hospital and thinks about what got him in there. Unfortunately for him, Victor Sullivan's been thinking about it, too.
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - H. Flynn, V. Sullivan - Complete
Concealed Carry reviews
Nate learns a difficult lesson about why you shouldn't tell someone you left your wallet at home when it's sticking out of your pocket in plain sight. Fortunately, Flynn is watching his back.
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - H. Flynn, Nathan D. - Complete
Keep Your Panties On reviews
Flynn learns the hard way not to smart off at his boss.
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - H. Flynn, Z. Lazarevich - Complete
That Awkward Moment reviews
When your arch-nemesis gets amnesia and you end up having to take care of him because otherwise he's pretty much guaranteed to run off and do something REALLY STUPID. Like steal a loaf of bread, maybe.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Javert, Valjean
4 AM TWEWY Madness reviews
It is very early in the morning in Shibuya or very late at night, depending on how you look at it. Sho Minamimoto is extremely awake, and extremely hyper. What's a Game Master to do but drag Neku Sakuraba out on a shopping trip against his will?
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Neku S., Sho M. - Complete
Love Me Dead reviews
Sequel to RISTI. AU. Welcome to 1463 Rue de Luce in Lille, France. It is possibly cursed, attracts an abnormal amount of stray cats, and has a history of mysteriously disappearing residents. Ex-Inspector Javert is on the case - but for how long?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Javert, Valjean
Windows to the Soul reviews
Drabble. A look into the eyes of an older Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sora - Complete
Love of Darkness reviews
The darkness comes after him in the night. It makes him twist and turn and get tangled in his sheets until he wakes up on a stifled scream, sweat pouring from his body but his blood running ice-cold in his veins.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Riku, Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless - Complete
Finders Keepers reviews
Watson is leaving, Holmes is upset, and Mary is smug. But when something horrible happens, it's up to Watson to decide which one of them is truly deserving of his companionship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Sleepover reviews
Demyx can't sleep. Xigbar doesn't care.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xigbar, Demyx
Migraine Cupcakes reviews
Sho is in bad shape, and Kariya helps him out.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/27/2010 - K. Kariya, Sho M. - Complete
2010 in the 1900's reviews
There was a hole. A hole where there wasn't SUPPOSED to be one. And that's how I ended up stuck in 19th-century England, pretty much fending for myself while trying to figure out why this Moriarty person hates me.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Sick and Tired reviews
Barricade Day friendship fic. Valjean gets attacked in the dark after the fighting's over, but someone's there to save him. Unfortunately, that someone ends up in rather bad shape.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Smells Like Team Spirit reviews
Xemnas decides that the Organization lacks a sense of team spirit. What's a Superior to do but force them to play cricket?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Xemnas, Sora
Christmas Crime reviews
Getting dragged out to go caroling with Valjean and Cosette proves to be more of an adventure than Javert could have expected. AU; is connected to RISTI but can be read on its own.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Javert, Cosette - Complete
Readers, I Shrank the Inspector reviews
Need I say more? Valjean and Cosette adopt a 7-year-old boy who seems to hate Valjean and has an uncanny fascination with upholding the law. Even though he's 7. Hmm. Eventually the truth must come out, but until then...let chaos reign. AU fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Wilson's Bad Day reviews
It’s February 14th, and Wilson isn’t having a good Valentine’s Day. But it’s about to get a lot better...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - J. Wilson - Complete
Your Text Here, A Sherlock Holmes Fanfiction reviews
Two teenage girls, Delores and Kira, have a sleepover and end up on Baker Street…in their pajamas. Being completely clueless, they set out to figure out how to compromise their favorite detective's headquarters. Poor Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Erik's Little Winter reviews
Erik is lying in bed, on the verge of death, when the ratcatcher brings him a young girl with amnesia to take care of. While trying to unravel the mysteries that surround the young girl, can Erik learn to love again? ...This time in a parental sense?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,358 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Erik - Complete
Pointless Flood of Roses reviews
One grumpy goth girl. One manga loving tomboy. One gallant Sir Percy, one rather good looking Armand, and one crazed Chauvelin who’s out for revenge. Can the two girls stop him before it’s too late? Stick around and we’ll tell you.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007