People forget what truly makes a shinobi terrifying: Ingenuity, stealth, versatility, and creativity. Too many rookies focus entirely on brute strength. Oh, if only they could see the little monsters in the shadows, laughing at their ignorance. Laughing as they step straight into a certain blonde brat's trap, a fatal prank, that'll be remembered for centuries. Trap Master Naruto!

at the age of nine Naruto is tired of being shunned by his classmates and villagers but finds a new life in the ANBU Rated M for violence gore and language chapter 1-23 RE-EDITED

He gave Harry a wry smile. "They're going to stare regardless you know. Why not give them a show?" Just before the Yule Ball, Harry gets advice from an unlikely source. Harry's choice to follow that advice, and the mask he wears while doing so, changes the night's course of events.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.

"You can't always win. Sometimes circumstances are outside your control, sometimes you suffer losses. If we don't bend, we break. A shinobi endures. Do you understand?" His life the prize in a game with stakes too high and odds too long, Naruto learns that survival is its own form of victory. Sequel to Patriot's Dawn. AU.

Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.

Slight AU, slightly grey Naruto. The Hokage and ANBU commander watched Naruto's use of shadow clones that night. Through guilt tripping of the Hokage, the commander gains the newly graduated Naruto for his forces. Join Naruto as he becomes Team Ro's fourth member and what it means for the plot of Naruto. Slow updates.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

A few AU elements, the Sandaime makes a proactive choice he never considered in cannon. He always knew the environment in Konoha was neglectful and destabilizing for Naruto. He decides to send the boy away with someone who can nurture him. As a result, a more worldly and competent Naruto returns to the leaf years later. His story begins in Konoha, think you know it? Think again.

All my life I had no control. Not when I was with the Dursleys on Earth, and certainly not when I ended up on Nar Shaddaa as a pickpocketing street-kid. Joining the Sith Empire's Imperial Intelligence was supposed to bring order to that chaos. But one awfully timed invitation to magical school later, and my control was stripped once again. Dark Harry, non-forceuserHarry.

The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.

During a horrible summer after fifth year, Harry has enough. Using the connection to Voldemort, Harry begins to realize what he has to do to end the war. Decision made, Harry writes letters. Will Harry's action end the war and bring changes to the wizarding world? And will somebody save him?

A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!

Harry is just about done with horcruxes, with everything, when Dumbledore drags him to a creepy lake in the middle of nowhere to retrieve a locket. He's got a locket in one hand, a rapidly fading Dumbledore on the other, when a body drags itself out of the lake, dripping wet and generally worse for the wear. "What the fuck are you waiting for?" The stranger roared, "Move!"

There's a talent that some wizards can manifest - that of an elemental. Spirit elementals have been persecuted since they were discovered because their powers also confer upon them the ability to control life and death. Since the Ministry of Magic was established, Unspeakables have been culling the population of spirit elementals until none remain. Until Harry.

Married to Harry Potter against her will by an old contract, Daphne plans her route to freedom through the murder of her husband. The well-intentioned fool won't even know what hit him. AKA, Daphne Greengrass and the Man-Who-Just-Won't-Die.

When Voldemort was vanquished, Harry inherited the Dark Lord's prodigious mental abilities but hides them for fear of attracting unwanted attention. His twin brother Jim inherited Voldemort's magical power and was hailed as the Boy Who Lived. Sound familiar? Check the title. Starts in Year 4. AU.

After the Dementor attack, Harry goes to Gringotts to find out his monetary options in case his wand is snapped. He gets more than he bargained for. Where in Merlin's name does all the money come from? ! What did the Weasley twins do if that is his account after investing in them a few months ago? ! And what does the goblin mean, Hogwarts is taken care off? ! Crack!

Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.

Naruto Uzumaki was a mass of conflicting fronts and ideas. He was loud and stupid, but shy and intelligent. He was sunny and always smiling but wept in the silence of his room. What will happen when he catches the attention of T&I's Ibiki, and his two new teammates? Will they be able to unravel the complex web of disguises that Naruto has woven? Watch and see.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, time traveler, finds trouble once again when he and Qui-Gon are called to Mandalore— but not THAT Mandalore mission. This one involves still pretending to see the future, babies, a slavery ring, and bothering even more people into becoming his friend. As usual, Obi-Wan drags everyone else along for the ride, including some interesting allies. Part 2 in the series!

For generations Team 7 has produced some of the greatest shinobi of their age. Their legendary feats moulded not only Konoha but the entire shinobi world into what it is, for better or worse. They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions but its the road to heaven that goes through hell.

Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.

After the end of the war with the Empire, Obi-Wan wakes up in his twelve-year old body. Now all he needs to do is convince everyone he's psychic, trick his Master into taking him on before he's sent to Bandomeer, redeem a few bad guys, and try not to have a nervous breakdown. Pretty easy. Now with a sequel! Second in series is "a soul that's born in cold and rain".

Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto. ABANDONED.

A Naruto shadow clone flips his lid and Hiruzen realizes that being ostracized doesn't make a child "lovable" and happy. This is an eponymous challenge originally posted by slythefoxx2. I may or may not respect the challenge to the letter. Go read slythefoxx2's fanfics, they are pretty good. ABANDONED.

Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people. DEAD.

Harry Potter and Tom Riddle have always been more alike than either are willing to admit. A cracky one-shot of seven days over seven years when the Golden Boy and the Dark Lord put aside their differences and grab a pint together. Prompt by u/PhantomShinobi21 on Reddit.

"Listen," Kakashi said, and something about the quiet earnestness of his voice made Naruto's heart beat faster in his chest. "You are not obligated to love anyone just because they love you and are willing to die for you. I would gladly lay down my life to protect yours, but you won't feel compelled to love me, would you?" [Post-war slow-burn] Ch. 21: The truth about Kama.

Naruto succeeds on his second attempt at the graduation exams and gets a most interesting Jonin Sensei for his team. Contains smart, Fuinjutsu, Chakra Molding Bloodline Naruto. Inspired by the one shot Ibiki's Apprentice written by Mat Wren.

Shisui Uchiha expected to get caught and his remaining eye to be stolen, so he was ready to die. What he didn't expect was to be rescued by a feisty redhead Uzumaki and definitely not to get proposed by the said redhead on a spot. (Time Travel/Dimension Travel AU, Shisui x femNaruto)

Harry didn't put his name in the cup. His best friend's turned on him, Dumbledore wouldn't help. He turns to a family to help, he discovers a world of magic that should've helped him and one who did not. New friends are made and those choices change things for the better.

Draco's rivalry with Potter was well known at Hogwarts. When events at the beginning of Fourth year lead to the two of them becoming more than rivals, it activates an avalanche of unforeseen consequences that threaten to ignite the wizarding world. Contains: dark creatures, meddling Dumbledore, dark magic, smart Harry, possessive Slytherins, bad parents, bullying, and some bashing

Daphne is locked in a marriage contract with Harry Potter, but she doesn't want any marriage contract, she wants the freedom to choose her husband, and the only way out is by killing him, so she tries, but Harry wasn't called the Boy Who Lived for nothing. Oneshot.

Harry receives a mysterious set of storybooks his 9th birthday. The summer he turns 11 Harry discovers not only does he share the main character's name - he IS the main character. The books tell the future! Now, what would a fairly clever child with no adult supervision do with this knowledge? Oh dear.

Turns out, being Master of Death has some unexpected side effects. By Ruby. Mostly crack.

He thought an uncontrollable power was his biggest problem. A group of S Rank Missing Ninja, A demanding mother figure and a really confident heiress would disagree.

When Naruto defeated Mizuki, he gained his hitai-ate and began upon his life of a ninja. However, given the ease at which Orochimaru and others have at infiltrating Konoha at various points, what if removing one of the Sannin's informants prompted some retaliation on our young protagonist?

Harry really doesn't feel good about waking up in places he didn't remember going to sleep in. He also didn't feel good about exactly how fuzzy his mind was working. He just didn't feel good at all.

Henry is fed up with the bullshit of Captain Swan. He's going to the Underworld to get his father back, goddamn it. And no one's going to stop him. *Categorized as CS, but very negative toward that relationship. *Features: lots of FireThief rage, heartwarming family moments between Henry and Rumple, possibly others; and the awesomeness of Mr. Neal Cassidy.

By: Kushina - In which Kushina strangles a man with an umbilical cord.

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!

Harry discovers that running the D.A., and then attending the Staff Awards Dinner resulted in a change to how his next academic year would be

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

AU Harry is abused by the Dursleys. he hopes to be able to save himself somewhat through the use of potions since underage magic isn't allowed. Will Snape help or sabotage him? Set after PoA - Snape as mentor - no slash - Abusive Dursleys - No Triwizard tournament and Horcruxes are not a thing. Trigger warning for suicidal thoughts. Graphic violence. COMPLETE

Being a Shinobi requires no small amounts of courage, and a decent helping of Insanity.

They all had their roles to play, defined by the world around them. That didn't mean that they were required to stick to the script.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

Barty breaks his father's mind control early and goes off to seek his master. Unsuccessful in his search, he decides that killing the Boy-Who-Lived is the next best thing on the list. What he didn't expect was to end up a foster father to a neglected child and thus, 5 years later, a very different Harry Potter turns up at Hogwarts.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.

With some amount of horror, Daphne realized that she could not remember the last time she had even protested his presence. When had that happened? Was Harry Potter her...friend?

Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.

They were in love. In a serious relationship. Everyone knew that. And everyone knew that they preferred their privacy. So why, oh why, couldn't their older brothers understand? They were pretty much begging to end up as murder victims. SLASH! Different!Harry.

HPBZ slash, oneshot. After the war, Harry thinks Blaise is the only one in the school trying to live the way he is. Interest leads to a growing attraction. COMPLETE.

Harry somehow ended up in the past during the battle in the Department of Mysteries. Now he's meeting his family, getting sorted into Slytherin, and falling for a Black. What could possibly happen?

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup - to escape where the contract can't follow; across borders where the Ministry's laws can't follow him. Where he goes changes him, and those who remained change too. Desperate measures implemented change how paths are walked for not just Harry but others too.

Harry, betrayed by his best friend and Dumbledore, decides that he deserves a vacation. There he finds control, power, and peace. This is a journey, from boyhood to adulthood. Post OotP. Not focused on pairing. NOT SLASH. Sporadic updates.

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."

Every member of Team 7 has their personal set of demons to haunt them. While Kakashi is always prepared to lend his students a listening ear, he still hasn't quite figured out how to ask for help when he's the one crumbling.

REWORKED AS THE GREATEST VICTORY Voldemort won't rest until he's dead. Dumbledore wants to steer him towards a confrontation which will probably end with that exact outcome. Faced with two impossible choices, Harry does what any sane person would do. He runs. AUFic! African Wizarding school Uagadou fic.

There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.

Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]

"Don't use my silverware to kill people." "But...but why, My Lord?" (Or: In which Ciel has had enough and Sebastian must deal with the consequences.) [One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness, dialogue-only]

Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.

When Harry does an impulsive favour for Draco Malfoy at the beginning of second year, he gets more in return than he bargained for.

Shikamaru returns home from a mission. The familiarity is comforting, but there's one thing he wants more than anything else... (Cross-posted on Ao3) A ShikaNaru established boyfriends fluff oneshot fanfic. Note: categorised as 'Family' because they're in an established relationship and family can mean your partner not just your blood relatives.

AU. Thanks to the desperate actions of his wife, Fleamont Potter survived his dragonpox. Now he finds himself awake again in a world where all the members of his family are supposedly dead—except that the Potter family tree tells him that his grandson lives yet. Fleamont sets out on a search for his grandson, and then a quest to keep him safe once he's found him. COMPLETE.

What if Harry just walks away from Hogwarts and the magical contract that binds him to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation.

The champions for the Triwizard Tournament are going to be drawn on Halloween, so Harry just knows something is going to happen. Better to direct the explosion than be in its path, yes?

Respect. Control. Power. They had it all. And more. It was common knowledge that the Black family was not to be trifled with. They were the epitome of power and wealth. What was it about the Blacks which placed them on a whole new level and made them far superior than the rest of the Wizarding World? Why does the entire world bow at their feet? Rated T just in case.

No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)

Harry just wanted to go to bed and cuddle. What he found was horribly not what he expected. (HC fill; MC4A fill)

"So Lady Tsunade really doesn't know that I'm dating Naruto and you're dating Sakura?" In which Sasuke and Hinata are betrothed and everyone's happy...except the couple and their respective significant others. [One-shot, half-crack-fic, fluff, AU, OOCness, SasuSaku, NaruHina, Sasuke Hinata and Naruto Sakura friendships]

What if Harry saw Hogwarts less as an escape and more as an opportunity to change his life? What if he chose greatness? Alternate first year. Includes magical and pureblood culture.

ON HIATUS- AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.

When Hinata and Sakura make out, dumping their respective boyfriends (on their double-date, no less), Naruto and Sasuke are left alone to figure out what just happened. Naruto's mad and Sasuke's trying to be a mature adult. One-shot, SasuNaru BROMANCE, Non-massacre AU, no bashing.

AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...

Harry knew the odds of him finding someone who would love him were slim. He would make due with his friends. Blaise didn't approve of that. (HC fill; MC4A fill)

Blood is thicker than water. And dead men tell no tales. One-shot, dark!Sally, dark!Percy.

Kakashi got his twelve-year-old Genins drunk. Sasuke forgot about his revenge, Sakura was terrifying on a level Kakashi refused to touch, and Naruto...was silent. One-shot. OOCness. (Now has a Spanish translation, courtesy of TinyCandy)

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

In chapter two, Naruto got his ninja registry picture taken...in kabuki war paint. Later, an S-class Naruto realizes the meaning of "no redos". One-shot. Slight crack-fic.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Collection of ficlets, drabbles, one-sentence drabbles and future fic previews. Some sweet, some sad, some silly, but all short and all KakaNaru and/or NaruKaka. #29: Perception. "Sensei, you're doing it again." "Doing what, Naruto?" Kakashi blinked, then realised he had been keeping his left eye closed out of habit.

In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.

In a world where Tom Riddle became a politician not a Dark Lord, little Harry Potter grows up shut away in Godric's Hollow. As Hogwarts approaches -and the prejudice and politics that come along with it- halfblood Harry must use all of his cleverness and cunning to fight for his place in the wizarding world...or lose it. Massively AU.

Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.

When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, a got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?" One-shot. OOCness galore!

In another world, a colossal battle ends with many people displaced into a new world. How will they cope there, and will their presence change things for the better, or will there be yet another disaster? Incredibly AU for both worlds, character death, violence, no pairings decided yet. CHAPTERS 1-3 HAVE BEEN REWRITTEN!

Chessmaster Volume I. AU. Harry discovers that cleverness is the best way to outwit Dudley and his gang, which leads to a very different Sorting. While Harry and his friends try to unravel Hogwarts' various mysteries, the political tension in the Wizengamot reaches new heights as each faction conspires to control the fate of Wizarding Britain. Sequel complete.

Team Kakashi notices Anko and Tenzo/Captain Yamato sitting together at a dango stand and wonder how they know each other. Anko is more than happy to tell them, and she shamelessly tells them about the antics the jounin got into in their younger days. Tenzo is morbidly embarrassed, and the kids have no idea how to handle this information. References the Unofficial Rulebook Series

What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.

If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.

When Uchiha Itachi aborts a mission and nearly starts a war, his comrades think he's gone mad. When he kidnaps a child from the Land of Earth, they're certain of it. But Itachi knows the Yondaime Hokage would not regret war if it meant the chance to meet his son.

My one-shot plot bunnies. The range: everything. Warnings inside. Summaries in bio. Enjoy!

No one knows what went wrong with Hadrian James Potter-Black. Certainly not Heath Potter, the boy-who-lived. How could his own brother be a Slytherin? Be so Dark? Granted, Heath rarely interacted with Hadrian. But it's bad enough that he's fated to defeat the most powerful Dark Lord in centuries. But is fate really so cruel that he has to also fight against his own brother?

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

*minor spoilers* Doctor Strange had seen quite a few…well, strange things during his tenure as the Master of the New York Sanctuary. But even he has to admit that a slightly catastrophic visit to the London Sanctuary takes the cake. Especially when his Cloak keeps trying to hook up with another cloak. Disconnected oneshots. By Ruby.

The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?

AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.

Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!

Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.

One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.

In which Harry is intimidating, the Ministry is stupid (well, duh), and Malfoy is half along for the ride and half partner in crime. And Harry and Malfoy will NOT be together. Period. End of discussion. Marriage Law fic turned on its head. Pretty cracky. By Ruby.

A simple honorific could change the way someone looked at you. And in return, the way you saw them.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

We do stupid things when we're angry...like wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.

Harry is at the end of his rope; he's no saviour, he's just a frightened and hurting adolescent who has been asked to do too much. The prophecy was the last straw. Can McGonagall do something now? Or is it too late? Trigger Warnings on individual chapters although suicide is a strong theme.

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]

A library of Naruto one-shot ideas and plots. Warnings inside.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

Take one look at the bright eyesore that is Uzumaki Naruto, and you would be certain such a kid had no stealth potential. He's clumsy, loud, and what IS that colour? But when the need arises, he may just surprise you with his abilities. Take a look as Naruto uses his extraordinary transformation skills to save lives, rather than give perverts heart attacks. Undercover!Naruto

Kakashi thought he had the perfect mission to bring his team closer together. But instead it threw not only what he knew out the window, but also brought the foundations of Sasuke's life to breaking point as secrets are revealed, and new information is uncovered about what really happened the night of the Uchiha massacre. Undercover ANBU Naruto. Itachi Angst.

I read Love, Life and Stuffness IbikiNaruto by imXcoldX1891 and found myself wondering what it would be like if each shot was longer, well here's the result. I don't own anything, not even the idea, still it's fiction and fantasy y' know?

Sanguini become a professor at Hogwarts and he has taken a shin to Harry Potter... well there is a shocker

Barty had fun going back to Hogwarts. Too bad he has to impersonate grumpiness incarnate with a peg-leg. Still, at least it'll be interesting!

When thirteen-year-old Harry Potter runs away from home, Sirius Black is there to offer him another one. Of course...in this family everything comes at a price.

It started with a surprising proposals from an unexpected source, but that was only the beginning. Soon, Harry finds himself dealing with forces beyond his imagination and dreams, and ultimately finds that the world is not what he believed it to be.

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

ANBU Team 4, a team with amazing potential and skill. Lead by their tiny captain, they completed missions with envious precision and speed. And then one of them was gravely injured, and it all fell apart. Follow the team as they struggle to save one of their own before his time runs out. Strong ANBU Child!Naruto. Angst / protective!Itachi Note: I'm back!

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

Snape's playing around with his potions again, what could possibly go wrong?

…or how Naruto got platonic-married to one of his friends and in the end didn't regret it at all.

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

What if Petunia signed away a young Harry Potter into an apprenticeship?

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

Minato Namikaze never did find out who his parents were. Tsunade made sure of that. One-shot.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)

It started eons ago, perhaps around the dawn of time. And you will never see anything like it because it wasn't a war for property or land or living world itself. It was the war for divinity. To become the one true master of the existence. And all of its equations are about to change as a new player has entered the game.

[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?

Sometimes it gets to the point where you have to stand up for yourself and take charge of your life. Even at the cost of everything else. Time Turner abuse. Crack. Banter. OCs. Plotting. Teenage Dark Lords. Who knew being bad felt so good? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.

Henry isnt pretending anymore. No more masks and walls. Here on Neverland he doesnt need to be that perfect son. That means he can do what he wants and he wants happenes to involve a certain angry lost boy. Henry/Devin (High Rated T)

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

His client had another job for him. A case of Harry Potter and his life. The tournament might be over, but contracts hang on and murder is always lurking. Sequel to Dames & Broads, Witches & Wizards.

OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.

AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

Simple concepts never have a straightforward execution.

Losing the battle for the love of his life and being left behind by his mother, now Naruto gains a curse mark for the better...or...worst. Naruto. Naruto/female Orochimaru [Start at the chūnin exams]-ON HOLD FOR NOW

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.

Henry and Felix are alne in camp. Pan will be there any seconds. Truths come out and Henry knows what he wants. But how will the boys react and will it just put Henry in more danger? Panry (sort of)

The Ministry of Magic believes the Magical world is a secret. They are wrong. There exists a top secret department within the Muggle government who are tasked with the maintenance of the statute of secrecy and the protection of British citizens from magic by any means necessary. Features a military, squib Harry. Very AU.

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Henry explains to his mothers and Snow that he's in love with Peter Pan. If he learned one thing from Peter it was how to have fun.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Loki meets someone during his time in the cage. He isn't fearful or angry. Just...sad. Let down. Disappointed, even. Oneshot. By Percy.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

The problem with alluding to secrets, of course, is that they can be so easily misunderstood. Or why the entirety of Wizarding Britain is convinced that James Potter, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans are in a happy threesome.

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)

In which the Potters fool the world all the way until Harry's fourth year. AU. Oneshot. By Ruby.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

• If the political field was a forest, the Black Family would be the deadliest predators. Unprovoked, they will be lenient. However, the day a witch or wizard is ignorant enough to aggravate them, the Black Family will not hesitate to strike. They do not forget, they do not forgive. A very different Sirius Black leaves prison. A very different Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts • AU

The Power He Knows Not helps Harry escape his abusive relatives at a young age. There is no looking back. Reborn from his ashes: Jim Evans, Shifter extraordinaire. Oneshot. By Ruby.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

Naruto had just needed a place to crash for the night. Shikamaru let him sleep on the floor. It was safe to say that neither of them ever thought any of that would lead to where they were now.

Harry's time at Hogwarts. Smart!Snarky!Exploring!Insomniac!Harry. No pairings. Mostly canon. By Ruby.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

In which Naruto comments that, "Nara men have pheromones that attract scary women." And Shikamaru thinks back over his life and decides he might be right...but is it just girls? Maybe it's more of a blonde thing... Next in the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated to previous stories.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

After sealing the kyuubi into Naruto's twin, Natsumi, Naruto grows up in the shadows. 14 years after the Kyuubi, Kushina gets mad at Naruto for failing the genin exam, leading to him disapearing. How will Konoha react when they learn about his skills and his connection to ANBU? Rated m to be safe. slight AU. no pairings decided. Please read and reveiw.

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

When the Uzumaki triplets are used in the sealing of the Kyuubi and Naruto is forgotten by his parents, he becomes determined to become a ninja his own way. His parents are the best at Fūinjutsu, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu, well he'll just have to be the best with Genjutsu, Iryōjutsu and his trusty Senbon. Naruto modeled after Shizune, of all people.

Naruto only stole the secret scroll because Mizuki lied to him... right? Anonymity was a beautiful thing. His entire being, shielded by a mask that ninja feared. An image his comrades respected. Root was liberation. NaruIno. Strong Naru, ANBU Root.

Shikamaru didn't want to deal with another of Ino's parties. Naruto needed a place to hide. AU - high school. From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…

When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...

Naruto was disqualified for using Sage Mode against Konohamaru during the Chunin Exams. Unfortunately for everyone there, he isn't going to take it lying down. So what does he do? He throws a fit, stating exactly why he shouldn't have to take the Exam in the first place. Based on Chunin Exam OVA from Blood Prison.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

Harry was never one to turn down a challenge

A series of flukes led to Naruto graduating a year early, but passing his secret genin test when the rest of his team failed. Now he's joining Kakashi's Team 7, after having spent the year working under Ibiki Morino and his lovely assistant Anko Mitarashi. Sequel to "Ibiki's Apprentice" by May Wren.

The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16

Henry's confidence is starting to get on Peter's nerves...and to amuse the Lost Boys. Slash

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

When Harry defeated Voldemort as a baby, the resulting magic was enough to blast him halfway across the world. Believed dead by the wizarding community, Harry is found and raised by the men in the black suits, with no idea who he really is… COMPLETE

In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.

Sarutobi realizes that Naruto will never have a normal childhood, not when he has the Kyuubi locked inside him. To this end, he assigns ANBU to guard and mentor the boy. After all, they aren't normal.

Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.

[INCOMPLETE] Spin-off of "Mother of Monster". So what if with a glance, Loki thinks Percy Jackson is his child? The God of Lies decides to protect his child, and as Percy, Grover, and Annabeth encounter creatures and test, Loki becomes more and more convinced that this boy is his. Though, he isn't sure if he sired or mothered Percy. Rating might go up.

One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...

Loki did promise to visit Thor's woman, and who's to say he didn't? What no one can be sure of, is how all the worlds will fare when the fate of Asgard rests on the shoulders of Loki and the awkward astrophysicist who once was Thor's. Post-Thor to well past Avengers, Lokane.

Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.

A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.

There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

An office on the cusp of Knockturn, a private detective and a case of magical contract and murderous tournaments.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

In order to protect an innocent child, the Hokage did something many would call unforgivable. But would the ends justify the means this time? ANBU Naruto

If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

Semi-Sequel to "Summer Lessons" but can stand alone. After a summer with little time off, Hermione is especially affected by the pressures of NEWT-level classes.

Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.

The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.

Why did Dumbledore have the Potter wills sealed? It's all James' fault...

Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

AU: Sirius's will gives the Tonkses custody of Harry. Meanwhile, the ministry is forcing non-wizard-raised students to spend their summer taking "wizarding culture" classes from early morning until late at night. How does this affect Harry?

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

They acted differently. Ate differently. Spoke differently. Fought differently. Loved differently. It didn't make any logical sense. But with Naruto, you couldn't exactly be logical. OneShot. NaruNeji Yaoi

Minister for Magic Norman Doge never believed Harry Potter capable of making any political decisions after the war, let alone rebuilding the wizarding world. Twelve years later he's eating his words. Oneshot. Grey!Harry.

Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Tom's resurrection party pushes Harry to fight for his life, something he does well enough that Dumbledore decides Harry might be more suited for a world of war and deceit than he originally thought. The Strongest Wizard in 100yrs has found his pupil.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

Based on Kurinoone's The Darkenss Within trilogy. Feeling it's time his brother learned something worthwhile Harry begins training him; and they start not a moment too soon. SexyPowerfulBrotherly!Harry with lots of action. Please R&R.

COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.

Based on The Darkness Within Trilogy by Kurinoone. How do you teach 17 year olds how to win? Make them watch Harry and Moody duel. How do you wake up Ron? Snog his sister on the bed beside him of course. SexyPowerful!Harry. Moderate-strong Harry/Ginny.

Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

Crack Fic! One-Shot! This is a crack fic about the first exam on Naruto!

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

It was wrong. I knew it, he knew it. But I can't stop. James, get ready to hate me. It was that summer, the summer of your son's fourteenth birthday that I realized I had fallen in love with him. Underage Warning.

Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.

When Ron gets a mysterious cold, Harry is forced to share a room with the twins...yeah, it's that kind of story. Warnings for Twincest and hot Harry corruption.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Uzumaki Kushina was one of the greatest interrogators the Leaf had ever seen, now years later the Legendary Sadist of the leaf finally meets his teacher's only child. Naruto grows to learn that torture isn't about sadism, its just business.

Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.

A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

To preserve the balance of power amongst nations, Naruto is sent to the Hidden Stone, the Leaf's greatest enemy. At thirteen, the greatest heir returns to Konoha with much disappointment. But hidden beneath his anguish lies a great strength. NaruSasu. DISCONTINUED

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

Harry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.

Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes

Is Hogwarts really ready for the cynical, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking Professor John Constantine?

ABANDONED. Bored in the time of his adult self, fifteen year old Tom Riddle takes a walk around suburban Surrey, only to have a black haired, green eyed beauty fall for him.

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

AU An unexpected character finds Harry Potter by chance and takes the six year old boy away. Years later he returns with a little different perspective on the wizarding world. A rather unusual version of a common theme. Slow paced.

I once thought it was ironic that the Professor who had taught me the Dark Arts most effectively was a Death Eater out for my blood. A man whom I had been forbidden to see, to understand… and finally, to love. Barty Crouch Jr & Harry Potter One-shot SLASH

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.

One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

Curious about some items in Iruka's file, the Hokage and Ibiki dream up a test to check his abilities. Everyone gets a little more than they anticipated out of the experience. KakaIru, Lemon.

One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.

Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.

A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II

AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE

Saying nothing is an art unto itself. Sequel to 'The Forgetting Game'. InoxNaruto

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

He said, ‘Naruto, if you’re considered old enough to kill for your village, then you’re old enough to drink whatever the hell you want.’ Oneshot InoxNaruto

Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.

What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.

If you were introduced to near perfect bliss --physical, mental and emotional-- in a dream, would you try to recreate it in reality? And how would you do that when it involves the one man you can't have?

**SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY** Harry has been captured by Voldemort for a month during his fifth year. But now he's back and everyone is worried, because whatever it is that came back - it's not Harry. Light H/Hr

Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?