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i dont know what to write so i;m just gonna blabber on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on just to make one of my certain buddies get annoyed ( you know who you are!)

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A Hundred Storms by arielx reviews
Desperate for normality after the final battle, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish her education. As part of his probation for acts during the war, Draco must return as well. The war may be over, but the storm is only beginning. Confused and broken, they begin to heal where their story began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,692 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 208,381 - Reviews: 4618 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 285,351 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fears by angel-death-dealer reviews
He'd thought it ironic that despite the name, her greatest fear was spiders. There was something amusing about the Black Widow drawing her feet onto the couch with her when a house spider scurried across the floor.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hiding In Suburbia by angel-death-dealer reviews
Besides a broken down truck in the middle of nowhere, Clint and Natasha wait for backup, and delve into the subject of what could have been, and what still might be.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,014 - Follows: 6,576 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,614 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5844 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 4,832 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 294,051 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The Seven Seas by Maggiles reviews
Every year, London's aristocrats hold a grand Masquerade ball, a ball which Bella Swan detests. For you see, the ball is held in rememberence of Edward Cullen, the prince who vanished two hundred years ago. Legend says, he's coming back with a vengence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mind the Gap by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Edward and Bella are two seperate people, with their own lives. Messages on a tube wall can change everything. But, sometimes, the gaps are the one thing no one ever bothers to mind, until they're suddenly there. Canon pairs, AH, ExB all the way! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,951 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pina Coladas And Getting Caught In The Rain by Chedea reviews
Bella is an aspiring journalist, stuck editing the personal ads. Edward is a doctor and longtime bachelor. When Edward sends in a personal ad on a whim, Bella reads it and feels drawn to him immediately. Will The Doctor and The Bookworm find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Off Limits by SeeLJRead reviews
What is a girl to do when her best friend’s brother is a god? And then what happens if you do get the guy? The ultimate cliche and Bella is living it. All Human. So read on...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fish Scales & Marble by Bianca Lightyear reviews
It's unlikely for a vampire to fall in love with a mermaid. But it was never told to be forbidden. BxE HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misdialed by kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by ArchiezCullen reviews
Dr.Edward Cullen is the head of clinical trials at Cullen Corp and is engaged to hot model Bella Swan from childhood. Sparks of hatred fly when the two meet as strangers. Where is the line between hatred n love? BxE, JxA, EmxR. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,217 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 570 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The End of the Honeymoon by Jane Elliott reviews
The honeymoon cannot last forever; can what follows be as sweet? Written for the 2006 Yuletide story exchange.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Nothing Else by lauren bennet reviews
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen one shot. Elizabeth has been told by her parents that she has to marry Mr. Collins and Mr. Darcy refuses to accept this. None of these characters belong to me.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4018 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forging and Fracturing by Kazoo Into It reviews
Doubts about Darcy and Elizabeth's upcoming marriage run under the surface of everyone, and in times like these, the only answer is confrontation. [COMPLETE] Pending better title...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete